random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

"Just give it a chance <3" This isn't Green Eggs and Ham, faggot.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

1. You don't think. You are an human amoeba.

2. He-doesnt-know.jpg

 

[Gentlebastard]

despite being enough of a defective freak to be Kiwi Farmers who follow one or more vTubers, most of us here are still not broken enough to be foot fetishists

She’s never been the brightest crayon in the box but I swear she’s getting dumber by the year.

I have read this 4 times and I still can't figure out what conversation is going on or what point anybody involved might be trying to make.

They are literally the exact same thing. Completely and utterly retarded to exclude Pakistanis from the term Pajeet. Who decided this? I would like to speak with your manager.

For more horrifying information about how African parents abuse their kids, check out the African parents subreddit.

I love opening this thread. Will we be discussing Russell’s latest antics? Or will we be discussing if hookers do anal?

"Prison be with you, child."
"And prison, forever, stalker. Amen."

"We were making steady advancement until people cottoned on to us being freaks."

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

There's a thing called implications. Google it. In fact, Google what does the Bible say about not believing in Jesus while you are at it, soyboy.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

It's probably just that Zelda's about wandering around a lush world full of twinks and solving puzzles instead of shooting fifty guys in the face.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Billy Bong | 22:34:32
I can't believe we don't have whale sperm farms yet. Like WTF progress?

another @Billy Bong Banger:

Billy Bong | 19:27:11
Only the biggest of brains can appreciate all the subtle intricacies that comprise Austin Curtis Peterson

 

[neger psykolog]

Foot wound-watching is like bird-watching; you do a whole lot of waiting.

 

[Cnidarian]

And for those same newcomers, here's what this dementia riddled charlatan is really asking:
Do you believe that I'm GOD?
That Jesus, who I claim to be, is God in the flesh?
That I have the right to claim all my enemies deserve to be eaten alive as livestock?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I read an autobiography written by a guy who got a lobotomy. It was not very good. Go figure!

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'd say what's going to kill her are the consequences of setting herself on fire.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Bartleby is a man of action, the Ponies are creatures of words.

 

[Aunt Carol]

if he ever feels regret he can just stop paying his pussy mortgage and have it repossessed

 

[Dr. Butt]

You could have been a normal autistic woman with normal legs.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

You know, this makes me realize I've never once seen a biological female wearing a Rick and Morty shirt.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This nigga doesn't know about this hand of mine that glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! TAKE THIS! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! SHINING FINGER!

 

[MongInTheMirror]

Look don't come stomping onto our playground and tell us how we're allowed to play our own games. Someone who I pretty much view as actual proof of demonic activity on earth is most likely faking her death after accusing me of posting child porn and you are a central character in that. Whether you are an innocent victim or a willing part of her plot remains to be seen. I'm still on the fence and mostly think you're repeating the lies you were told by her because you're too fucking 'tarded to have recognized them as such but I'm also planning to go through her archived fetish accounts to see if I can find you in there because I don't believe a guy who pisses in diapers, sleeps in a crib, and suddenly needs a bunch of medical interventions married a woman who fetishizes disabled babies by accident. Fucking deal with it.

It's crazy we're actually cheering for the Russian whore movie over the French tranny one but here we are 2025 clown world.

Add Jude Valentin to the fat nose crew. She's got fat eyes to match as well.

The unredacted JFK files will show that no one shot him and his head just did that.

Your refusal to just fuck off and fade into obscurity in the face of the shadow tranny gangster technocrat syndicate always inspires me.

I'd just like to say that I SUSPECT Tariq Nasheed of going around to daycares in the middle of the night, rooting through their dumpsters, and eating shit out of soiled diapers.

Based W (even gay clocks don't suck dick constantly or however that goes) but still

"disgusting people who history will condemn." coming from a tranny. Classic.

They drill a hole in the place where the balls are. The man then has a man-hole made of ballsack skin.

I recently saw a Youtube comment dub her as "Jojo Seaworld"

Muslims are such fucking jews

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"Is it possible to put a [mortgage] on your pussy?"

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Get raped, solzhenitsyn.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

>kiwi farms in browser history
>get matched with FBI agents

 

[Dyke Kike]

"SONIC IS MY NAME, MASECTOMY IS MY GAME"