random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

i lost interest in women a long time ago. fruits and vegetables in supermarkets lost their taste

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

shota isnt exclusively erotic; i'm not a pedophile, nor an ableist, nor a scammer, nor a racist, so stop calling me those things

 

[kazuhiro]

You really should just milk yourself. You’re useless to the world.

 

[Aunt Carol]

For context I too am white and trashy.

 

[Laburnum]

"You died here, stalker."

 

[Anti Snigger]

Also the "dumper" compilation had better be in this post

 

[Gutless]

This place is honestly the most incompetent hate-site-murder-cult I have ever joined.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

It's like one of the main rules of Russ. Lying is not only permitted, but encouraged and honorable, so long as it advances the cause of getting one one's penis sucked.

Tardqiyya.

 

[Crex Crex]

i did maul someone in a stress-induced mental breakdown, as per one of my previous comments, and i did spend time in the looney bin

 

[Gentlebastard]

Silence is violence, words are violence, powerful words are anal violence, slurs are ICBM's

Lying is not only permitted, but encouraged and honorable, so long as it advances the cause of getting one one's penis sucked.

Tardqiyya.

He has the classic lolcow phenotype of a potato with pipe cleaners stuck in it for arms and legs.

Please stop disparaging my garbage disposal. It enjoys a steady diet of peelings, tops/bottoms, skins, and leaves from many fruits and vegetables.

It's like satire how the nog food thread inevitably devolves into white people debating mayonnaise every couple of pages

he'll somehow continue uploading to UTOOB from within a boiling pot of shit in hell

Maybe if I put on a too tight star wars t shirt and down an entire case of beer while gorging on meatloaf it'll suddenly make sense.

The sunfish is a beautiful creature and the victim of an internet slander campaign. They were lovingly created by whatever you worship to be beautiful and productive members of the ocean, unlike whatever the fuck that other thing is.

Japan gets to be quarter white. Those fuckers are obsessed with mayo.

(Yeah fucking right, as if his LITTLE brother could begin to approach the glory of being a published lesbian werewolf erotica author)

 

[Thé au lait]

"DAEEED STOP USING ODDJOB ITS NOT FAIR DAEEED. STOP YOURE CHEATIN ME! I WANNA DIE BECUASE YOU WONT STOP CHEATIN ME!"

"DAYUDD, I SAID SLAPPERS ONLY! YOU BUSIN' MEEEEE! AMDY JUST WANNA DIEEEEE...."

I understand getting hard during diaper changes

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

unless we are talking baboons, who if u keep em drunk all the time, can be trained to do stuff

every single known tamed baboon was an alcoholic and was paid in booze, cuz a sober baboon will make ur life hell

And then his arms would fall off cause he wouldn't lubricate his joints

if she went out with shit in her pants, that speaks to intent, and they can tack five years on to her sentence. always better to shit yourself during the confrontation so you can say it was just fear.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I would imagine he takes a shit on the floor whenever he moves into a new place, to mark it as his territory.

 

[Kenyaware]

Why do fat people even bother getting tattoos?

You got a tattoo?

So what? You're still fat.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Every MATI includes an unintentional IQ test for the audience that ends with disappointing results

 

[3MMA]

The only tummy I wanna see is this one right here.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

that level of homosexuality is really hard to stomach for me when im trying to watch cars

 

[monstrous bubo]

They appreciate descriptive adjectives in the comments when you're recording stool.

 

[Spectate]

Thanks, I lost my boner

Why are you on the farms with a boner?

 

[Metamorpho]

I'd expect a game centered around titties to have realistic titty physics, not jiggle physics straight out of East Asian MMORPGs.