random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spectate]

I am the god of the Internet and you will do as I say

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

he got cucked out of mentally disabled pussy that he was trying to violate

Stop thirstposting. Nobody cares that you want to have sex with a mentally ill woman

So this guy is basically just a persistent nuisance user who wants to fuck young.

I'm 62, disabled with heart failure and COPD and bad knees and a limp and a gunshot wound and I got a bumb eye and there's a crick in my neck and my asshole itches and my back is doing that twitching thing that kinda tickles and my wife got prostate cancer and my dog runaway with my tractor and I got a tear in my whiteclaw

This latinx neurodivergently seething about his "partner" getting tranny-clocked in public would be funny if it wasn't probably some autistic teenage boy he's grooming.

A lot of the users in gay porn subs unfortunately don't have Onlyfans

Ive never seen so many people come together to spite one person before. He's like the best villain you could ever ask for. If he ran against jeb bush for president my nigga jeb could finally get into the White House.

a monstrosity of gluttony propelled by psychosis strides uneasily forward into the wasteland

Even the bots are unsubscribing in disgust.

I was pleasantly surprised to see that it was mostly gay porn rather than bestiality.

 

[PhoBingas]

Why are antisemites constantly multiposting? Are the edit and multiquote functions considered Jewish plots?

 

[redlenses2112]

I literally script block everyone's avatars because I find them so obnoxious while trying to read posts.

 

[PhoBingas]

"It looks like a chain gang of niggers coming out of your ass!"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Luckily, killing people tends to take planning and effort, both things that she's utterly useless at.

My father still remains resentful that the cucumbers overtook the tomatoes.

 

[redlenses2112]

Clitty Leaky wrote:
I've come to realize you were once again correct.

Please turn off all sticker notifications. Disable the reactions page. Sticker fags are a blight upon your website.

They get a dopamine hit from negative and positive stickers. Stickerfags do no self reflection on why someone may have given a negative sticker, instead they argue in the thread or on profile pages. The brain dead dopamine zombies can't go throughout the site without following the psychological rush of the stickers hitting their alerts tab. By disabling those features, so many site wide behavioural issues would begin to fizzle away.

Please, do the site a favor and rid the website of these retards.

 

[Coberald]

It's false. Out of all the anime I have consistently praised, only four have outright lolicon material

 

[Mound Dweller]

Virgin Galactic was meant to be housed at [redacted] in 2014, with the MOD selling [Redacted] to Branson. The deal fell through when [Redacted] was supposed to be the new site for the [Redacted] Aircraft, but BAE refused to move from [Redacted].
It Didn't help matters that the Scottish government kicked up a stink and the Americans went back on their contracts for [Redacted], leaving [Redacted] to remain the main base for [Redacted].
[Expletive deleted] the Americans and [Expletive deleted] BAE.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

They should have had Trump fucking Elon in the ass while using Diet Coke as lube while Bibbi Netanyahu watches.

But that would actually be funny/edgy and not the lowest effort reddit soy writing possible so I guess it's beyond Matt and Trey's meager abilities.

Don’t share your jacking off material with the thread you fucking loser

Okay I'm just gonna assume you have some severe reading comprehension issues if that's what you took away from my reply.

He is too busy thinking about Trumps penis than reading others posts.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I really hope this thread is less retarded tomorrow.

I see the thread is still retarded today.

 

[Gentlebastard]

YOU WILL DIE IN A CELL. THIS IS HOW YOU DIED. YOU DIED BY YOUR OWN HAND." No one conversant in English will hear that and think, "The guy saying that sounds reasonable; he's probably in the right."

I'm awarding 10 points to Gryffindor for managing to mention efukt in the fucking Jack Scalfani thread.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ecstasy tablets have a half-life of eight hours. A crashed car can be replaced by the insurance company.

"Gender affirming care" is for life.

Whatever money she gets her hands on is strictly for gas station snacks, Doordash, sugary beverages delivered by Amazon, books, toys, porn, gay pride-themed tat, scams, and buying fake friendship from crackheads.

 

[CaddestSlown]

He will never use any of our slurs cause he doesn't want to upset the penisniggers.

 

[Snorky]

Sorry bud. Haven’t kept up with pop culture too much over the last 20-odd years. It turns out that you miss a lot during 7 combat tours in Iraq and 3 in Afghanistan.

114 confirmed kills, mostly melee. Saved as Baby Warrior Monk in General Mattis’s phone. Google me.

Can you remind me what nickname General Mattis gave you? I can’t find it on Google.

Oh wait, I forgot. General Mattis never gave you a nickname. Faggot.

Respect our troops and respect our Commander in Chief. And that’s an order, Private Faggot.

Thread closed. Ooh rah, Devil Dog.

 

[Aunt Carol]

OT at this point but you can smell pretty good nearly all of the time by keeping yourself super clean and not eating like shit.

I’m flummoxed by the idea of a guy named “femboy fart huffer” being so averse to gay sex.

Women are just men but instead of ball sweat it's boob sweat.

I have had gay sex, that's why I know how gross it is.

It's pits, tits, and pussy - get it right.

I'm sure it involves the Jews somehow.

How about a break from contention about the aesthetics of pussy eating?

"Look, I really just wanted to raise a family and manage a household, I didn't sign up to hear melodramatic soliloquies delivered in drag."

My mission in life is to make “scrote” have the same power as “nigger”.

The N Word didn't gain its power in one night.

I know we're meant to be evil and all that lot but when I see all these bald ftms my brain just instantly goes to 'cancer patient' and I feel kinda bad for them for a few seconds.

 

[Among Us Gaming]

This thread is very educational on topics nobody wanted to know about.

 

[Pedophobe]

You’re conflating desperation and fecklessness, with resiliency and bravery.

It would be sad if it was someone else.

There’s a memes addressing this specific situation

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Funny story for you. My friend's mother in law is extremely pro Trump to the point where she can't name anything negative about him. They all went to a vacation together to Israel and then the Iran war started. I spoke to him during the war and he was complaining that having to be constantly around his mother in law was worse than the actual missile attacks.

 

[Spectate]

Do you want me to bring receipts, bitch? Do you want me to annihilate you live? I can do it.