random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Fìddlesticks]

"Yes I'd like Butt Slut! on my ass, but we need something that makes it pop... maybe a Trolli gummy worms font/aesthetic?"

Next thing she'll be bouncing on her exercise ball to the beat of the music and showing us her food bank haul.

A happy ending? In my Kiwi Farms?

I’d like to commit at least one terrorist act.

If suppose if you're capacious enough, anything can be a dildo.

There’s no shame in calling yourself a newfag

I mean in fairness it is probably a fairly certain way to get at least a six-pager on the Kiwi Farms, but there are probably less dangerous ways.

Its the spores dude, you don't know until its too late.

i think it's super important to get consent to burn the bodies of the people you just raped and murdered.

Hindus make me wanna puke. Jews are evil and also rape and murder little children but at least they don't look like poop golems

 

[nekrataal]

When will the Jewish question be addressed?

daddy chill

 

[y'all'd've]

What even is PEBKAC?

Hello, I'm here to contact you about your car's extended warranty.

Pizzas 'til 3AM

Mac n' cheese.. With the chicken strips..


I just put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.

Deez Nuts, HEH GOTEEEM

 

[NyQuilninja]

Author needs to stop being a soyulent faggot and gitgud.

I'm not saying niggers are why we can't have nice things. But I'm starting to think niggers are why we can't have nice things.

Not on the first date, sicko. You have to take Israel on a date first

Brace for Race Conversion Therapy!

Are you a fucking retard or something.

Got Damn what a fat bitch

WHY DOES SHE HAVE TITS ON HER BACK?!!!

Sweet home Somalia

“I have no moral compass and am easily persuaded by other people. This is everyone else’s fault,”

Toddlers: More Dangerous than Niggers

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS 161 PEOPLE DIED IN A STATE OF OVER 28 MILLION PEOPLE.
FUCKING SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING. OH MY GOD HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK WE ARE SAFE YET.

 

[Big Nasty]

I think that "He enjoyed putting things in his butt" is a great epitaph.

 

[TayandYou]

mikubrapt_1.mp4 - woman in cosplay giving head (hidden) whilst explosively shitting (very not hidden)

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

He looks like a down syndrome Brian Blessed

 

[gooseberry-picker]

HERE LIES
JAKE DAVISON.
HE NEVER
SCORED.

 

[David L. Heilberg]

"mikubrapt_1.mp4" should be submitted to random_text.txt, only real ones would get the reference

mikubrapt_1.mp4 is a video of a woman in Miku Hatsune cosplay sucking someone's dick.
Then violently and explosively shitting while doing so.
Thanks for posting!

From the ILJ File Repository Leak thread.

 

[gooseberry-picker]

Fuck sake he should have just trooned out like all the other coombrained incels. At least then he'd be the only body in the morgue.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

If they can't breed, they can't sneed, you must concede.

Yeah, you think it will end with the fidget cube, but wait until you are jerking off to Thomas the Tank Engine.

Reminder this child only exists to try to spite someone for making a corn joke.

It's about ethics in gunt journalism.

I 100% guarantee she wants to fuck Charmander.

He just got engaged and is F5ing this thread. He responded to that shit in under 30 minutes.

if you thought the unclit was bad, wait until you see the unbussy

As someone who lived in an HOA neighborhood as a kid... the thought of a Disney© HOA puts the fear of god in me

When some fine piece of arse is checking you out in Aldi you won't be thinking twice about some faggot forum full of whining terminal virgins.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

It's a look that says, "I exfoliate with a Sausage McMuffin every day."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

this is a menace and i am literally shaking and farding right now

You should flush a dachshund puppy!

Shit free or die.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Imagine being the child of an e-whore and seeing your mom's chocolate starfish pics on the internet

What if the fire was a sexual emergency?

he's finger ice skating barb

Commercializing assnapkins.

 

[3MMA]

And there appeared another wonder in virginia; and behold a great gunt, having seven creases and ten folds, and seven makers marks upon his bed. And his gunt drew the third part of the cows of the forums, and did ask them about broken dicks: and the gunt stood before the tranny which was ready to be delivered, for to collect superchats as soon as it was born.

Best bit of the sermon this (clever) Kiwi wrote, based on Gunt, Revelations, & Spite-Baby 2. If you have no clue what I’m talking about, count your blessings & move on. It was poetic, %

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

>The Taliban does not have an Air Force

they do now nigga

 

[NigKid]

It was an attempt at a lobotomy man, it's not my fault all I had was dicks

 

[Meat Target]

Mohammad Yaqoob will throw the opening pitch at the daily stonings.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I was born with autism and loved eating these growing up.

Generation Kill said it best 13 long years ago. Their Troops are hard Men, and ours Bitch if their MREs don't come with a fucking pop-tart.

Please stop putting penis in blender

I wish I could give you the autism sticker

Can you imagine if every nigger that that said nigger got assigned 100 hours of community service? The benefits this could have for the black community.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Nah. I don’t want to associate with that website, but I’m okay telling other sites.

-Fiona trolling herself.