random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Chi-com Soldier]

This place is a cesspool of child porn addicts making death threats and breaking the law LMAO.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The lesbian lolcow world is certainly a small, interconnected one.

This is a case in point because this is a serious topic (and she has a point) but she's threatening to pull a "Cled Clazinsky" against the forums because we're "clucking with a clentally clill clown".

The clindustrial clevolution and its clonsequences have been a clisaster for clownkind

 

[Meat Target]

The Gunt never ends it just keeps expanding.

At least his jowls wobbling in rage as his world collapses around him is growing on me as a spectator sport.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Imagine an SS member involved in Aktion T4 making a picture of all those patients they're going to euthanize with a caption "Sie werden den Bouhler-Autschi bekommen!"

 

[Euler's identity]

Michael Fassbender plays the accordion.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

My litmus test is that if no one would have yelled “hey, queer!” and thrown shit at you in high school, you’re not fucking “queer,” you’re boring.

On the weekends, they are diaper wearing goats.

eta:

digital Satan

Cyberbullied into moisturizing

 

[N’egger]

I'm in the process of getting this place shut down.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The way the nutsack is angular/pointed instead of, y’know, rounded/smooth is giving me the weirdest sense of… genital uncanny valley?

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

 

[Zero Day Defense]

"Oh baby it's so hot how your funbags jiggle while I do the sex in you."
"Yeah father, fill my slimy gash with your oversized schlong."
"Oh oh I'm about to jizz!"

 

[PsychoNerd054]

"SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK!!! i can't believe you hurt my childhood's feelings!!"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

They say a lot about the Lizard people, but they never mention if the Lizard women are hot.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What's to explain? We think racism is funny.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The genital area is moist and dark along with the fact the body REALLY don't like having its genitals rearranged.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

you forgot about puerto ricans, who aspire to one day be niggers

If it's too late for an abortion, pitbulls are the best solution.

Margot Robbie is a woman, therefore I hate her.

 

[Ed Special]

Just realized that this might be good for random.txt, so... sorry if quoting myself here is some sort of taboo.

Imagine being unable to find a job for the next five years because this thread is what shows up when a prospective employer googles your phone or email.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

sorry if quoting myself here is some sort of taboo.

It makes you seem gay. That being said, pretty nice quote

 

[Ed Special]

It makes you seem gay.

i mean, the shoe fits

 

[Return of the Freaker]

From A Black, Queer Birthworker: How To Make Black Lactation Spaces Inclusive

 

[Fìddlesticks]

IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN PIZZAAA DAYYY

HE FELL FOR THE MEME SALT!!!

I'll have to see, I am not sure how much steamed broccc I could stomach, but I'll start off steamed and see if I die. I might change it up a little bit.

I managed to be a long time fan without ever seeing the starfish until this very moment. You took a part of me away today.

This Josh guy sounds like a total cow. He should really have a thread.

this thread exists, and you're in it!

The day his thread leaves the Proving Grounds will be the last day of the Farms.

That is the pinkest and purest looking asshole I have ever seen.

It is pinker than some pussies.

Sweetie does your mother know you're on Kiwifarms?

I apologize for nothing.

The bar is set right now at: "being prosecuted for unlawful pornography".