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[Sawamura Simp]

i have a lot to say about refs and i'm definitely going to be quoting a few posts in here but i'll save it for later because i'm tired and need to jerk off

"Zoey Quinn fucking 5 guys for video game reviewer coverage 10 years ago caused me to hit an octogenarian with a hammer"

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit heroin...

The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed up.

if they don't show Elden Ring dlc I'm gonna invade Geoff's house and rape Kojima in front of him

X-Mas Bonus:

I doxed Santa, deal with it.

 

[Pedophobe]

I hit midlife and bought a convertible. It never occurred to me that I should cut my dick off instead.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I've been leading a better life, encouraged by the bastard tranny death niggeredgelords of this horrible hell site that should be wiped from the face of the earth for it's crimes against documenting embarrasment and cows. How cool.

If one day, this site actually does go down permanently, my life will go on. But it will be a lot less funny. The internet as a whole will be a lot less funny.

Life itself has become parody. Weird Al rules for this dimension. Maybe Chris was right.

the great battle between Good and Evil that I'm totally part of by telling people to enjoy prison on Twitter

can't even get permanently banned from a thread like a real man

Thanks for trying but.....its just not the same coming from someone who is not a morbidly obese retard who spent the last four years screaming empty threats at his toilet, colon, clones, and wookies on twitter and simpering about how much of a big deal he is for getting five seconds of media coverage because the local PD were tricked into kicking his door down and running a train on him a bunch of times

If this sounds like schizophrenic nonsense, you're right

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"My tits tittying, my ass assing, my girlcock is girling"

And men will literally fuck anything...look at your mom for example

Women just don't understand that a tit is a tit, and if you're going to let a man touch them, when it boils down to it he's just happy to be touching a tit

What a phenomenal fucking sped.

Are we really going to allow this Felony Sides Destruction on Christmas Eve? Nigga, how am I supposed to enjoy prison when I need new ribs?!

It is trite for me to say but in the spirit of Christmas I pray they end up okay. Even if they are deranged sex perverts and vectors for the worst sort of communicable degeneracy, a frigid mountainside night with little or no shelter on this holy day is too grim for my taste. I hope they are just exaggerating their plight in an attempt to guilt people into granting them more gibs.

How did we go from Tranny Waco to Tranny Donner Party

 

[BirdUp]

As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria.

 

[Skitarii]

Of course, he's got cabbage to copulate with.

 

[Tablet County]

I, for one, am looking forward to the Nigger Detector 3000

i'm going to blast you into Orbit

You're confusing me with a queer or a faggot. I'm only gay.

This is a trolley problem where pulling the switch does literally nothing.

A reminder, there is no truth or knowledbe

Edit: Oy, a shanda for da goyim. I was ninja'd by a nigger.

Kiwi Farms is a ZOG honeypot and you got caught in it's web. Soon you will enjoy prison, stalker child.

If a 5 offered to tie you up and ride you all night long, she'd be already eating delicious long pig kidney soup.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

"Motherfucker I sucked your dick one goddamn fucking time and it was your birthday, well shut the fuck up."

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I am going to shit in your Christmas stocking, so that this absolute stinky turd of an opinion won't be lonely this festive season.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Saddam Hussain Obama

if i did not find god i could have become a tranny

poor shy autistic women
they could be in my basement

 

[Skitarii]

Gay nigger projects. Which, coincidentally, is where the author lives.

 

[demicolon]

They don't have plans for trains for the same reason they don't have plans for unicycle invasions, Gopniks in hardhats being fired at Berlin by a really big trebuchet or Speznatz commandos floating up the Danube on inflatable bananas.

 

[Tablet County]

Tomboys are a gift from God and you must destroy all troons who attempt to tell them they are trans. The tomboy must be preserved.

 

[Mad_Dog]

You don't know your friend is a porn addict until they show up to work one day wearing a wig and saying their new name is Gwen.

 

[Tablet County]

You've never lived until you've heard people say how rational and kind women are in between bouts of having to tard wrangle your own mother to not have constant Woman Moments.

I didn't think that the final forever war of the Biden Administration would be with Bikini Bottom, but here we are I guess.

Imagine ever letting a woman get under that hard shell so she can touch your soft crab innards

When you Wish upon a star
Your profits get hit by a car
Or maybe an 18 wheeled truck
(Like that one?) OH FUCK

This isn't your granny's theology

 

[BirdUp]

黒人の父親が黒人の家族の死体を韓国の国旗で包んで犬の餌に
しているのを知ってるか？ 黒人の韓国人の父親が黒人の実の父親の体から切り落とした腐ったウジ虫のチンポで黒人にオナニ
ーして、黒人から孵化する前に臭いマンコに発射する卵を与えて、18地獄や三畜道のどれにも受け入れられないクソウジ虫がいるのを知っている？ 黒人はいつまでたっても犬みたいに家族と同じ腐った血筋の奴隷なんだよ！

Black father wraps dead black family members in Korean flags and feeds them to his dogs.

You know what they're doing? You know how black Korean fathers masturbate blacks with rotting maggot dicks that they cut off from the bodies of their own black fathers and give them eggs to shoot into their smelly pussies before they hatch from blacks?

Do you know that some fucking maggots are not accepted in any of the 18 hells or the three cattle roads by giving them eggs to shoot out of their stinking pussy before they hatch out of the black man? Blacks will always be like dogs, slaves to the same rotten bloodlines as their families!

 

[Gentlebastard]

“Trannys raping women is so wholesome, but I am anti-men raping women”

It was then I realized I have eaten far too much to be browsing this board.

since women got to talk about bras for a bit, it's time for men to talk about their dicks

It’s wrong to wish bad things on people on the holy day of Christmas, but I’ll be honest; this is at least a little bit cathartic. Now the troons know how the alpacas felt.

Huddled together in a ratty old tent in brutally low freezing temperatures, just barely avoiding direct, open exposure to the elements at high altitude. But hey, they've got fucking internet access to piss and moan about it!

Fucking priorities, man.

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when he interrupted the Christmas get-together to lecture his family about his boobs!

I have never once in my life had a guy whose name I don't know pounding my ass, balls deep, telling me I'm a good boy, and I still know I'm a man. I did not know that having a man pounding your ass is the quintessential manly experience.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my troon love gave to me

Twelve ugly selfies
Eleven wrinkly dresses
Ten bouts of tweeting
Nine ladies stunning
Eight ditches stinking
Seven beards a-trimming
Six socks a-sagging
Five dilators
Four powerpoints
Three smelly cocks
Two bolt on tits
And a coping and seething tranny!

No one has ever changed their mind for being antagonized at a holiday dinner. Stop it.

These people could fuck up a wet dream.

I don't think I've ever seen a group of black women without at least one being obese.

real warfare isn't the same as waving the lego tie-fighter you "got for your daugher for Christmas" around going NEEEEOOOWWWWMM BABABABABA TAKE THAT PUTIN NEEEOOOOOWWWWM OH NO A NAZI DINOSAUR NEEEOWM."

It's telling he's not worried about the damage to his children, or his wife, or losing his career, or the impact on his community.
It's "will I make a sexy enough fucktoy cumbucket?"
I wonder if it's a fetish.

It's childish, silly and it's been done to death. But by God, it always feels so, so satisfying!

There really is no need to make anything up when the absurdity is already there from the start.

threatening your detractors with prison and pledging to rape their mothers is one thing. However, you cross the line when you claim you will force them to reside in Wisconsin, that is a fate worse than death and most definitely cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Vaccines are for niggers.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

am i retarded? i believe ive mentioned it before but i was pulled out of school during middle school and did home schooling where i was not taught anything people always thought i had autism

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

all of this ofcourse is not a issue for me personally since my supperior intelect allows me to simply learn moonrunes to read the manga instead without the interference of subhuman SEAs or trannies or having my time wasted in increments of 20 minutes at a time

 

[Skitarii]

go suck a dire dire cock sodomite enjoy your shitty wagie job where you poop and shit and use kiwifarms all day

cocksucker cockman mr cock on the clock whatever your gay ass faggot tranny nigger username is