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[KiwiFuzz]

Never underestimate the French's ability to take a delicate situation and make it infinitely worse.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If the plights are legit, then you must acquit!

Start making your videos private

That's a long-winded way of saying "Jewfag".

I reported that one

As quoted by the living, mouth-breathing man filing this paper who apparently is actually dead per his allegations all lolcows die the second they get a thread.

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Also, I forgot to put gas in the Jetta. Sorry, fam.

So which Judge or Judges do We bribe this time?

"The dismissal of Greer’s complaint took an emotional toll on Greer"

he makes a bowl of mashed potatoes look like Einstein in comparison.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

the only way out of this mess is by authorities vaxxmaxxing

 

[Anne Hyroe]

why is this mexican samurai trying to seduce me

Sexual harassment of null is pretty funny

 

[Blackhole]

What blacks lack in IQ they make up for in wisdom.

I am genuinely insulted by this. What kind of gullible knave does this regime take me for?

Imagining a nightmare where I'm in a hospital bed, the anesthesiologist is putting me to sleep, the surgeon blurts out "THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT ONE EPISODE OF GREY'S ANATOMY," and blacking out knowing I'm going to die.

Biden wants his super fast choo-choo and HE IS GOING TO GET IT

The world ended in 2012 and we're trapped in the dreamscape of an elder god doomed to experience the slow clownification of civilization over and over.

Necromancy is a hell of a thing.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I thought Dog was an actual dog, like a sniffer dog, but he's a dude. A bounty hunter.
I'm losing my grip on this case.

 

[Hitman One]

Ditch your angry, masculine mannerisms.
Replace them with angry, masculine it's ma'amerisms.

 

[Baby Cakes]

My ex was the best fucking tank on Proudmoore.

 

[Aunt Carol]

counterpoint: gogurt rules

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

She wants to identify UFOs but can't identify her own vagina.

 

[Elaine Miller]

I personally think the one I said in my thread is pretty quotable. “They’re going to ruin my future”

 

[Meat Target]

"Man appearing to be made out of dough ordered to pay dough to John Doe."

I’d rather wash my mouth out with lead.

 

[stupid frog]

Mr Foster - 29 minutes ago
LOL JOE RAPED A KID WHAT A BEEZER

krazy orange cat - 28 minutes ago
if you don't protect your information people will find out that you raped a child

krazy orange cat - 26 minutes ago
BACK IN THE OLD DAYS WHEN NO ONE CARED IF YOU RAPED A CHILD, YOUKNOWWHATIMEAN?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Yet another Pedo Joe.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The violence these people do to the language is beyond belief.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Big
Buff
Lesbian.....

 

[Meat Target]

Fuck them but not like having sex with them but like just fuck em

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

After all, he's the convicted criminal who stalked and harassed a young woman and threatened to come to her house to commit suicide in front of her because he never learned "No means NO!"

You and I, on the other hand, understand we're not normal. We've learned to LARP as normal in order to function in society.

"Man appearing to be made out of dough ordered to pay dough to John Doe."

Suck the blood out of my massive erect penis. La Faggula.

 

[Jack Awful]

For some reason, most people don't like their anus completely destroyed to the point of incontinence.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

>anime avatar
>moon runes in user title
Sorry I don't want to catch aids.