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[Return of the Freaker]

ew no, myspace is too ghetto
bebo is for true hyborian yes chads

Sam "Serious Hacker" Hyde, once again getting away with it (Circa 2021)

On the other hand, I can almost hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth of all my Boomer relatives on suicide watch because they can't dong around on Bookface and it warms my cold black heart.

This is the only place on the internet you can say nigger and if anyone is morally outraged Null fucks their wives.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Broken Pussy is the lowest common denominator...

I think her talent is menopause.

Are you a nazi

You went full Hitler!

I’ve been enjoying the old Virgo catfight thread.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Trump hacked the internet so he could circumvent the jannies

From the Facebook thread

 

[MediocreMilt]

i admit to eating boogers.

History will not treat this community kindly and most of you will die violently or in prison. Best of luck to you on the last day, haters.

 

[DerKryptid]

Elaine Miller is my daddy.​

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[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Anyone who drinks Starbucks coffee should kill themselves.
Anyone who drinks pumpkin cream coffee should kill themselves.

This writer should double kill themself, so I don’t care what he thinks about movies.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm not putting Mario's cum on my face.

 

[Mr. Awesome Man]

Meds, now.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Roasted by folks that have mastered their craft.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That bird is gonna get so much pussy

That bowerbird actually made an aesthetic nest. What a chad.

Sia wrote and directed a film last year where she low-key mocks the hell out of an autistic girl for basically 2 hours straight. Pretty based shit

Rodimus Prime has jizz on his feet.

You shittin' on box fans? I'll cut you!

To do list
1. Wash penis
2. Clean room
3. Slay the metaphysical dragon of evil and rescue my father

It's going to be used as a sex toy, I knew it the moment I saw it.

There is no help for the Fujoshi. Even if they're not rampant consoomers, they still are filthy fucking freaks.

isney removed all the cool shit that was once exclusive to the very wealthy because of "bad optics"

Now you can no longer get a ring side seat in the tunnels to watch the after hours fight club where all the character actors duke it out.

When I was a kid, I was a Disney fan (this was right before Disney went jewish and then gay)

I learned something today. I hate Rae Dunn pottery.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

every bitch I've ever met who has an underbite is a complete nutjob.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?​

 

[Hitman One]

This is why we need the government to take over and break up Amazon so the disabled stop being attacked by puzzles they bought.

Idk man I think it would be faster and cheaper to just get rid of the disabled

He always seems upset his children don't want to see him, and refuse to call him mom.

 

[MediocreMilt]

like "sharting all over the floor. It doesn't happen beyond losing a small gob on the way to the toilet or missing the toilet when I get there, which has probably happened a grand total of three times in the 8 months i've been here.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Harry Potter is literally the last profitable British export, single-handedly propping up the entire economy. Without it the UK would be poorer than Haiti.

 

[PhoBingas]

Lol did he get a new streaming chair to replace the one he totally didn't shit on?

 

[Blackhole]

I am obviously interested in being a nice person ...period...I mentioned about character, warmth, intelligence...health....
I called Kate Bush beautiful 2017.....same human....

>service called secureserver
>server was not secure
yike

Fingolfin is the gayest Elf. He made Morgoth come.

Mutilated tranny who ruthlessly suppresses any mention of the fact that she used to be a man preaches about "disinformation," film at 11.

 

[marisa #]

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[Meat Target]

"How many tarantulas can fit in a dead hooker's asshole."

Oh, and vegetable monster vore. For gardening hints.

On the plus side, my home (still) doesn’t look like a homeless tent city with more toys and communicable diseases than people.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It probably helps to drown out the other foul smells in that shithole, like the fungus and mold that grows in his fat folds, and the shit filling the crevice of his ass because he can't reach back there with the rag on a stick that is his only bathing option.