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[KiwiFuzz]

Your pure and undiluted hatred for woke troon activism is an inspiration to us all.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Any elf tiddies?

Nah locked tighter than the AT&T girl in Fort Knox.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He literally abandoned his husband for vagina, I don't think he'd cut off the flow of vagina to gain back a blasted moonscape filled with neglected animals (then again that blasted moonscape filled with neglected animals brings in griftbux, but then again he left that blasted moonscape filled with neglected animals which produces griftbux to chase vagina so idk)

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Even in this fantasy he gets to shit his pants and do nothing.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

fap fap fap keep the bathhouses open oh god fap fap fap hnngh horse paste horse paste horsepaste (looks at a photo of a fema coffin) splooge.

I hope the Brits do nothing and they continue to suffer.

IF IT ISN'T MY MAIN MAN JOHN TITOR THEN IT'S FAKE AND GAY NEWS
GO BACK TO 2093 YOU FUCKING TIME TRAVELING ILLEGAL ALIEN

 

[thismanlies]

Everyone who died in the Holocaust choose to die in the Holocaust before they were ever born because they wanted to understand the experience of ultimate oppression. That's why Hitler went to heaven.

Yes, this is real.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

courtesy of @NOT THE BEEEEES! in the SRS thread

“Foolish mortal, this is not even my final form” cawed the rotting monstrosity. “Gaze upon it, and weep.”

When some narcissistic troon follows Einar Wegenar’s footsteps, after getting the much-awaited surgery that will provide the one thing holding him back from being a “better woman than a real femme ~uwu~”, I will laugh smugly, and spraypaint the word “MAN” on his tombstone.

Handy, for when you might need a snack later.

“C’mon Martha, you said you wanted to make cheerleading squad. And if you want to make cheerleading squad, you have to be able to hang with us. And if you want to hang with us, you have to cut off your tits. Would we lie to you? Here’s the knife. Now fucking DO IT, pussy!”

Holy shit, this is glorious. Now whenever someone misgenders her, she can say “It’s merman, father, merMAN!”

Dude you're a goldmine don't ever stop.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

That being said I doubt anything will actually come of this, it's the usual east-west dock waving contest

 

[Sped Xing]

Samuel Pepys had a goddamn kidney stone removed through his pepys hole

 

[SevenEightNine]

lf the thread chimps out, the other half spergs, etc, and we all carry on being Josh's awful children lol

 

[mr.moon1488]

Wise girl. Tampons are the BLACKED RAW of feminine hygiene products.

The only time I watched her she was talking with food in her mouth for two hours. How big a pile did she start with? Does she have one of those giant sumo toilets? I couldn't stop thinking about it.

I may have misjudged her.

 

[Spl00gies]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Even in this fantasy he gets to shit his pants and do nothing.

I'm going to have to very critically my relationship with the site.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Forty acres and a mule? Fuck that, Russelville, two lawyers and firm.

 

[Meat Target]

If the infinite universe theory is true then that means there is an infinite number of universes where null starts ww3.

 

[SCSI]

>profound autism
I love how levels of autism are starting to sound like Chinese cultivation manhua levels.

They're so behind. We're all advanced-turbo-hyper autists.

 

[Tard Police]

How can that even fit in there?

He’s got a pretty high superiority complex over dudes that, if not observed carefully, would probably eat the game pieces if left unattended.

 

[Kromer Merchant]

This is how you know he was always a big fat phony. If he was really bout that shit he would suck started a 12 gauge on stream, not sucked off a tranny right before ODing on over priced pie and pain pills.

 

[Positron]

 

[Opticana]

"I COMP NIGGA! I COMP NIGGA! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" - Ethan Oliver Ralph, leader of the white race.