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[Aunt Carol]

Stay here long enough and you may think your horrifying life has steeled you against anything, and you will eventually run into something that causes you to lose the last bit of hope you had that you didn't even know you still had.

 

[Meat Target]

There's no way you're a jew as you've claimed previously, I've never met a jew that was so illiterate.

 

[NoReturn]

They did not and she angrily hurpled back home.

Cruel, immature, dumb af fame whores, who just want the camera to love them, with a storage unit's worth of personality issues is what both of them have.

they talk about bowel movements and how food "affects them now".

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Look little girl, you can't cry autism in a mosh pit full of autists.

"I've had to live with a lot of chronic medical issues, beside the penis"

priapistic old man discusses masturbation

also: identifies as a little girl

 

[Autistic Joe]

This is amazing.

"I love fruitranch, the forum that laughs at and doxxes people!"

(ten seconds later)

"Why are they laughing at and doxxing me!"

"lol I love KF and all that it stands for!! Doxing retard waifuists is teh lolzors!! XD XD"
"no wait not like that"

 

[Cats]

Reminder he tried to kill himself by taking a shot of laundry detergent and then strangling himself with his own hands.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

i need to validate nothing about myself to anybody in this Zionist cyberwar sandbox.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

"Holy fuck Kuwabara, this demon I'm fighting is actually a stunning and brave trans woman!"
"Thanks for letting me know Urameshi. Good for HER for living HER truth. But did she consent when you grabbed her?"

 

[Bongocat]

let's face it, if you click on a video of a guy pissing on the seat of his truck, it's because you want to watch a guy take a piss on the seat of his truck

 

[Autistic Joe]

this is beyond a bruh moment, this is not even a nigga moment, yous straight up went to allah moment

 

[Hitman One]

The Cashier at the convenience store? A Kiwichud
The Mailman? A Kiwichud
The Garbage Men? a Kiwichud death squad

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

youporn was chockful of cumtributes for his deadname self

 

[KiwiFuzz]

• Whichever one of you stole the bag of breast milk from the staff room fridge, please return it. Nobody's mad. We just want it back.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I like this quote.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Someone tag me when getting thrown off a roof in some Middle Eastern shithole is Kevin's fetish.

I know I'd be happy to do that to him (not in Minecraft)

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think all fiction requires more codpieces being taken off to reveal supple pussies.

Corsets, leeches and electroshock are still used and can be effective.

 

[MediocreMilt]

The only thing I have to say to any of this foolish blather is that I have used heroin four times in my entire life and crystal meth once.

 

[nekrataal]

Girl just PACKED her trotters with glitter nails and shit lmao!
Looking like a fat ass Janice

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

"You wanna play a drinking game? Every time Nick Fuentes says something stupid in the interview, take a drink"

Said By Josh Saunders aka Gothic King Cobra JFS
Here's a video of him saying it
https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/video/2792/2792241-ebb5bf27cfa6a13cd42f48b1c7b175b9.mp4

 

[SevenEightNine]

The past three times I have spoken with him he has called me a retard.

He isn't wrong, but no need to say the quiet part out loud