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[Marshal Mannerheim]

Republicans are projecting their sexual frustrations onto my boyfriend's feet

 

[thisighuf]

 

[Meat Target]

At least I helped support the local economy by getting drunk and banging that midget hooker at the end of the bar.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This is literally exactly like the time MacArthur left the Philippines because the US Army ran out of spoons and just couldn't even.....

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Imagine worrying about catching an illness and not licking your life

 

[Tard Police]

it's those damned, dirty jewish space lasers!

Teaching women to read and write was a mistake.

If you live in West Virginia and haven't killed at least two meth addicts in self defense, you obviously just moved there.

 

[Pinky Piedo the Tard]

 

[Sarah Connor]

Why yes, that is a mid-forties furry tranny who thinks he's five furries, a japanese goddess, and a computer program in one body. How did you guess?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Virgin Quidditch vs Chad Blitzball

Happy New Year, you living carcass.

God, saying that last sentence makes me wanna immolate myself with a flamethrower and a gallon of petrol.

Dude, please keep looking for a therapist. You need help and if you get this problem under control you can avoid ending up in jail with Chris-chan.

All of you are retarded. This community is retarded.

Fuck commies.

We eat iguanas.

"Web traffic analysis" is about as scientific as reading tea leaves

 

[Aunt Carol]

The Lord of The Rings trilogy is available for free online, and I've spent 65% of my free time thinking about it since I was thirteen years old.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I can tell a woman wrote this article because it's stupid.

But then I see another news article about a pregnant 'man' and the cold, dead fish of reality slaps me about the face.

The J in JK Rowling stands for Jihad

 

[Meat Target]

Why does he look like a big toe with a beard?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

can't pay me enough to stop being racist lol

What if I pay you in white slaves?

 

[Mal0]

Real men love riding dildos and filming it for the internet, change my mind.

the closest thing to a date she’s ever had was probably a RP belly sniffing session on Twitter

 

[NoReturn]

I hate it when people say Denmark is the Canada of Europe, that's a fucking insult.

 

[Blackhole]

Man, I hate it when I decompress major vaginal blood clots whenever I lean forward too much on the toilet. I'm sure my fellow vagina owners would agree it's a major inconvenience.

My local tacobell is out of hot sauce. Society is collapsing and we are all doomed.

The confetti every time I click on a picture of mutilated genitals is a nice touch

 

[thisighuf]

the poo looked like beggars shoes i can find the image but it looked like beggars shoes out of skyrim or something

 

[KiwiFuzz]

NO KEVIN, THE PONY DOES NOT GO IN THE AMHOLE. IT IS NOT A PRISON POCKET.

But that's the good thing about living in a tranny commune in the middle of nowhere. You never have to keep a clean house or keep up appearances.

 

[Mal0]

Who needs self respect when you have the sperm of multiple other guys in your wife's vagina?

Is it a symptom of societal decline?

I swear using @Duke Nukem is cheating. He's either actively trying to get quotes or he's just that blunt.

 

[PhoBingas]

In the history of the actual ten commandments, the bible foretold of a false idol in the shape of a giant cow.