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[Mr Bunny]

1,000 years from now when we are all dead and humanity has forgotten the origins of the myth, some unknown bearded fellow named Sam Hyde will STILL be getting away with it.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

His skin might be black, but his heart and actions were committed with whiteness.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Overall, the poor regions will turn into Mexico or worse, Baltimore.

 

[SCSI]

A mini scooter has no business self-immolating when it smacks into a truck at 5 miles per hour.

Seethe levels are also elevated, we're awaiting confirmation on the amount of dilation thats occuring

The horseshoe is a flat circle with "Faggotry" written on it.

Well that's a lot of CP.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Absolutely the fuck not, have a terrible day.

 

[Mr Bunny]

FUCK YOU I'M TRYING MY BEST OK

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Truth be told, I can't really get invested in an argument over who gets to clean toilets where.

 

[PhoBingas]

Am I being cyberbullied?

 

[Hitman One]

Even in the midst of a relevant war, the milk still flows.

 

[Mr Bunny]

The shelling will continue until international relations improve

Patrolling the newsreel almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That fool is going to bust a hole right into his anal canal! ... and I am totally here for it.

They really toned down the racism and sexism that made this series funny

Troon is distraught after botched surgery means it takes 15 minutes to find the wound and even then he cant get any depth. He's sick of all the shit and pain he's been through and he's being ghosted by the surgeon who destroyed his previously healthy genitals.

Other Troons advice? "Make it a sexy experience"

Sure, ok get a little tipsy and carefully impale your wound in a position not approved by the surgery team.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

So Ukraine is basically George Floyd now?

Only on KF would a user named Sarcastic Niggerman argue with a user named Niggaplease over the use of nuclear weapons against Russia. This is why I'm on this site.

Given the amount of virtue signaling about Ukraine from women on twitter we should just call it Queeif

 

[Open Window Maniac]

(wait -- does that make God a furry?).

 

[Law]

Instead of psychiatric meds and counseling, she got day time television and Frito-Lay.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Someone needs to tell them that being disappointed in your dick is part of being a guy.

If I was a furfag, I would never be unarmed around furfag strangers, hell, even around furfags I knew

YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS!

A Furry machinist gunsperg from Portland lost his shit and shot some protesters of peace, one died and another is paralyzed from the neck down and other sustained non lethal GSWs

 

[MelloYello]

Stop jerking off to actual retards. These people should be in a mass grave somewhere.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"A pound of Ukranian people"

Oh god the troons now I almost want to dilate to funnel more beer in

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Pass the No Bullie Act

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Is it fedposting if the president says it?

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

These women are literally worthless. Bottom of the barrel. Crack whores and meth fiends trying to get drug money. You are enabling them when they should just be dead.

No. I hate dealing with these fucking cunts. Make a new website for their onlyfans shit. I don't want porn dumps on the site. Stop jerking off to actual retards. These people should be in a mass grave somewhere.

Null doesn't like IP2 thots.