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[Ophelia]

I do hope Null is actually taking it seriously to add more quotes. Sure he said he will but sometimes Dear Feeder gets busy and loses attention on certain things.

He’s added some. I’ve seen new ones.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

"No, child, you did not fart into my wife's vagina."

 

[Sealbaby]

Sometimes, I consider writing a short pamphlet called "On The Furfags and Their Lies", then nailing it to the front doors of Discord head office.

 

[Soycast Guy]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

So it needs to be from kiwifarms or can it be a different site?

 

[Blackhole]

Someone who re-registered on SomethingAwful 150+ times has no right to call anyone else a nerd. Or indeed to tell them to get a life.

I've seen your picture sir, and i must inform you that im much hotter than you with your weird autist face features

BASK IN MY BRILLIANCE, YOU FAGGOTS.

The only thing you're a multi-anything in is your viral load poz boy.

@Zersetzunged i would never hurt your brother im sorry for ever bringing up euthanizing him.

i sent you the holiest penis pictures in all of christinaity and u do this to me???? HOW COULD U!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Zersetzunged need a lift to the police station,love you, and thank you for putting me through these charges. harrassment is wrong. that said id rather beat the freemasons hit than live it again. they scalped me stole my hat too time to go back.

 

[Meat Target]

This picture reeks of perpetual virginity.

Enough about women rights, lets talk about women wrongs.

Real women have penises

He said wrongs not dongs.

we're overdue for witch burnings

Condoms break quite a lot, it's happened to me.

 

[Windex]

“The only change I want isn’t in myself, it’s in others.”

Freshly minted Kiwi thread had this quote from lolcow Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin a pathologically lying, obese 30 year old Discordette who spends the majority of her day flitting from one group of degenerates to another, role playing as Sephiroth, and “educating teens on sex”, by joining their discords and having inappropriate chats with them.

Fittingly drew the attention of lolcow by barging into the discord and demanding her 13 month old thread be taken down (was totally inactive prior).

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

Eris (Disqordia) - FediverseWiki

fediverse.wiki

"I really hate computers, I hate everybody on them" - Josh Moon
timestamped https://youtu.be/QHkphJ3AWD8?t=80

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Imagine having that as your name, what a super Jewy name, what a fag name, what a no-biceps name,

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Not sure where else to post this but you guys want to hear a joke?

How did Ralph date rape Alice?
He Xander

I'll see myself out...

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ralph-...n-dc-3rd-may-2022.118216/page-4#post-11808560

Use this plz

 

[Hitman One]

Imagine caring if human beings die, even unborn ones.

Fucking faggots, go back to Reddit

I don't think we've really paid attention to the real victims here: rapists.

 

[Creep3r]

I'm not a furry, but are you telling me you wouldn't want to put your jam into that nutty bitch?

 

[Swaglord]

"What they don't understand is my wife will cry at the change of bariatric pressure in the atmosphere"

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

You don't find signing contracts sexually arousing? Weirdo.

 

[zettalow]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

This is my favorite Chris quote but I don't know if it's already a quote on the site.
"Shout it right to the choir. I mean 'cause if you got abstinence, then what- then what do you get? End up being an adult virgin, or even worse, a senior citizen virgin and that is like a hell to most anybody."

 

[Senior Frogmin]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

"Read and weep, lolicons. Your days here are numbered"

 

[Pizdec]

May I clarify what occured so we can stop talking about the muffins?

- Dr Shannon Gray, getting annoyed with Cross Exam by Amber Heard's lawyers.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

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"I have a friend in druid college who is a single nonbinary parent in a red state. I can't imagine how hard shit is for them."

 

[veri]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

FINALLY, i've been waiting for this very moment. these are from the first 8 pages of my funny posts collection

No if you take a dewormer and shit out worms then you took the right drug because you had worms.

He acts like the trolls are actually trying to steal his toilet's identity.

Who tf wakes up early to edit Wikipedia

The smartest folk have just been praying to Chris so their messages go right to his Goddess Inbox.

Walking up the stairs from his incel dungeon in order to pick up his McDonalds order

I WAS FUCKING RIGHT I KNEEBTHST FAT B8TCH WAS RUININH HER CREDIT

More lies from aylawg haters. I put that puppy in the oven.

Why the fuck would you want goddamn TWITCH chat as a headmate? Imagine you just have a constant feed of "nigger" and the toucan copypasta in your head.

You have been instructed to stop contacting this web forum. Continuing to do so is online harassment and you will be prosecuted in Nuremberg for your Nazi behavior, child.

Since I'm just an archive guy, I'm hoping I can negotiate getting raped after I'm executed

Uh oh here comes some retards sperging about smoked salmon prices and caper distribution.

They preTended To be my ToileT. ArresT. Them.

Because Im gonna make Null love me and teach him how to cum.

Too late sweetie, Jesus has been transsubinated into a cracker

Look man when I pull up to Allsups at 2am and see tweakey mcfuckstick having a skitzo episode by the ice machine I feel just a little safer knowing I got the strap.

Gender euphoria is when shit the bed and cum

How will this impact my ability to say retard, nigger, faggot, and my own original slur, "wulper"?

The 2005 tsunami was actually caused by Patrick doing a cannonball in the Pacific ocean, rumor is he did it to collect dead Indonesians to make prosciutto with

 

[veri]

FINALLY, i've been waiting for this very moment. these are from the first 8 pages of my funny posts collection

Spoiler: pages 9-19

ban me from the thread, or from the whole board, i couldnt care less. kill yourselves. today.

You want to live in reality while at a Denny's?

< I WANT HER BIGGER

Oh, you think this suspended twitter account is a laugh riot, don’t you? Well, I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny: right now Patrick S Tomlinson is at home crying like a little faggot!

She's pretty stacked in the chesticle region and not that bad looking. It's too bad she's crazy, but that's a statement that can be said of many women today.

He could pull a Stevan Crowder and claim to have Fibor myalgia (or however you spell that disease every stay at home white woman suffers from)

cope seethe and dilate with your XY AMAB MAP MtF friends as per usual

Why don't they just buy the official Ukraine Military NFT?

You're a KF mod, you of all people should know how many people want to fuck horses.

Peace talks in Paris. A.D. 2022:
Putin: If Adidas reopens in Russia, we will release FaggotAss491 from the /r/polyamory as well ass CuckLord2 from the /r/childfree subreddit.

Dick Sucking Manual 5.

He will shit himself at 2PM sharp

I kept getting "Stop the invasion of Ukraine" popups in some porn sites.
Fuckers won't even let me masturbate in peace.

The Paralympics was created because Usain Bolt felt threatened by handicapped athletes.

"Mommy I need you to send me $400. My white power movement's favorite black rapper just released a new shoe and I need all the kids at school to think I'm cool"

I hope she knows she is the second of many incubators wigger spawns.

Important thread update, Pat is not working on a fart fetish story collection

stop trying to pozload my neghole. you are only gonna end up covered in shit.

Spoiler: pages 20-29

PEDOPHILE JOSHUA CONNOR MOON, I WILL TAKE DOWN YOUR FORUM AND HAVE YOU SENT BACK TO THE UNITED STATES IN A CASKET.

Amazing that some people are still mad about the Healstream. Yeah, it was gay that St. Jude refused the money, but it had Mark Collett and a debate about the Holocaust in the first half. What did anyone expect?

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I BOUGHT 12 HOUSES IN GUANGZHOU ALL ON CREDIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Inside sources tell me Sailor Moon posters have been approved for purposes of preserving heterosexuality, but the movement is still deeply divided over the issue of Mpreg Goku.

There's something deeply sexual about violating vaccinated spaces. Knowing my dirty microbes are fondling them unawares, the horror and revulsion they would feel were i discovered

Look at her: filthy tongue protruding from her foulest orifice, contorted on a sharted chair like a sick spider. Unironically more vomit inducing than her food.

shawn phase doesnt give two shits about any of this and laughs at all of you.

Sorry Ralph! Only got room in my heart for one jolly fat guy on Christmas and his name is Null

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun
They fought the lols and the lols won.

"some of us are busting our asses crowdfunding"

Off topic but nobody should use the subway app. It's compromised. I used a unique randomly generated password with it and some cunt managed to log in and put in $100 orders around the country. This was like 2 months ago

Saim hyde was in epstein island where he would constantly molest 7 year old femboys
He was also Q, created coronavirus and stagged 9/11 2.0 aka the biggest attack on our democracy: the 1/6 boomer tourist visit
Want proof? Fuck you, just trust me, why would i lie

Janny Revolution is the ONLY solution!

she's banging him, but she hates that she's banging him. she is attracted to little beta shitbag. she hates herself that she will never come to grips with the feelings she has toward me because of the curse i have bestowed upon her. its delicious.

I started typing “mother son incest couple” but realized I’d just get porn links and stories about Chris. Anyway, after wanking for an hour I couldn’t find anything new.