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[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The only camp I'd like to see this Berkowitz is at Birkenau.

 

[Socrates]

@Larry David's Opera Cape this is the one the DHS disinfo officer is going to tie me to a chair and beat a confession out of me over

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Its kind of exciting to stick your dick in something stronger than you for once. Just getting a woman with big muscles to actually bend over for you is like the next step in dominance.

Edit: just imagine how exhilarating this dog felt when this tigress took it from him. She could kill him in one swipe and she's just taking it.

 

[Dyn]

Moved to a different forum? What, bodybuilding.com?

They moved it to the secret right-wing hate crimes planning forum they're hiding from CNN.

 

[Canispugnax]

There is a self-selective psyop sterilization method for males, its called anime.

 

[SCSI]

Getting impregnated by ads was not on my 2022 bingo card.

I never followed up on the story, just sort of chuckled and thought to myself "haha lesbian domestic space violence" and then moved on.

The Au in Australia stands for autism.

[do not quote me if millions die plz]

On the off-chance Elon is reading this, I am perfectly happy to look at his junk for a horse. I like horses.

You are not getting a massage, though.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

5. Josh Conner Moon aka Null, the owner of Kiwifarms was in contact and friendly with Chris Chan who is transgender and made the Kiwi Coin with one side having Chris Chan's face.
Basically, Null and the whole site is very progressive

 

[PhoBingas]

I bet you losers aren't even 1/3 of the way through a suspended sentence for a sex crime

 

[Skitarii]

>Josh sent me to this server where they make fun of people
>we trolled Ethan
>Chris ... psych ward
Which one of you is responsible for this?

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>yfw you've done nothing of value with your life and all you do is dress up as video game characters for your audience of 2 cockroaches

I was friends with a blonde one in high school. Was kind of a cross between Jodie Foster and Lt. Yar from Star Trek. To this day I hate myself for not banging her when I had the chance. Among other things, I was worried that my guy friends would laugh at me for hooking up with her.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Men would be less grumpy if we bought a $50 wood sign telling us to "Live, Laugh, Love."

 

[Useful_Mistake]

just wanted tos ay thank and god bless for this post becuz it allows me to circumnavigate the whores post from above who i do not want sexual relations with and has pestered me for nude photos, photos of my penis, and conversation for over like a month now


GO FUCK SOMEONE GINGER AND LEAVE ME ALONE JFC

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Someone remind people about the dogshit mask incident.

The dreaded kiwifarm unacoomer.

The gay twink needs to call the cops on his bigass girl and run into the arms of his boyfriend.

The Onlyfans revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

After a certain point, there is no gender, only fat.

Munchhausens by gay proxy.

Oh, by the way, you're fat and no one other than a dog-murdering toothless cuck and a testosterone-addled rat-fucking BPD drug addict would ever ever fuck you.

It’s time for our hero to take back his life, his land, his woman/robot-bird-baby, and his credit rating.

 

[Spunt]

duh and its not rape its called LOVE

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Food for thought: Is the Banana subconsciously or consciously racist? Cucumber really does seem like the safer option.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

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“An absolutely horrible site… that sadly happens also to be one of the most accurate archivists of this madness!”

 

[Teknorat]

Nobody had Interrogated Her, "Because of her age". The Legal System; am I Right?
-Chris in his last jail letter.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tranny-sideshows-on-social-media.33028/post-11940707

 

[Meat Target]

https://mobile.twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1527505026196721665?cxt=HHwWgsCi8c3u5LIqAAAA

 

[Aunt Carol]

She can still pee, poop, and masturbate.

 

[Lemmingwise]

But why am I practicing my pilpul?