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[Barry Macoqiner]

>FUCK YOU, LOOK AT MY ROSEBUD
@Thomas Eugene Paris

 

[Mannibal]

> I just shot up a brothel, join my OnlyFans
lol

Presumably, he passed away from secondhand embarrassment.

Nobody learns this kind of stupidity, it's bred.

Because I’m willing to bet the government has more pressing issues than investigating some fat YouTuber.

Friend, if there is ever a place where you don't have to censor the name Hitler, it's here.

 

[Table Country]

My argument is that he's gay and retarded. He's also fat. That's not a strawman. That all comes from peer-reviewed research.

 

[Meat Target]

Now we need someone to publish "My Struggle-Cuddle" and the timelines will merge successfully

 

[Blackhole]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is the only basis for a system of government.

Woop-woop
That's the sound of CBDC
Woop-woop
That's the sound of da beast

That rape wouldn't have been possible in the U.K. #justsayin

On that day Shane learned a valuable lesson... Never ask your autistic babysitter for chocolate spread when you're out of nutella.

Governor Youngkin has declared a state of barbussy emergency and called out the national guard to prevent any merge related disasters

can't wait for someone calling the cops because people are throwing bricks and eggs at a house while screaming about "gem" "coal" and "jacks"

>cops taze teen
>teen falls to the ground
>soyjak printouts spill from pockets

this feels like if a mental patient was tasked with inventing a completely new fictional internet culture from scratch

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm guessing in his grief he did the moronic thing and turned to discord trannies and sissy porn instead of the truly manly thing of whiskey and a shot gun.

This fat bastard is lying.

Requiem for a Hamburger.

No need to dig a mass grave if you already dug it and disguised it as something else.

Opiate addiction arc ho!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You see, this woman had to lie to her husband, because if she told him the truth, that she did want to go to Cracker Barrel, he would have stopped the car, shoved her out the door, raped her, then backed the car over her a few times to kill her.

 

[SaveTheWhales]

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"It'll be gone in a few days. The internet has no attention span."

 

[Arcade Gannon]

They're all a bit like the characters in a sordid true crime story, though the crime hasn't actually been committed yet.

 

[DumbDude43]

You’ve always been my girlfriend mister snuggy wuggle huggle bear.

 

[Meat Target]

Am I shitting myself in fear?

Yes.

You too have also shit yourself.

It is nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[JustSomeDong]

"Retired Cybersecurity Expert” is "Former SEAL" for unfuckable nerds.

 

[quackrock]

Just dropped into to say I love Contrapoints! I'd never thought of the possibility that a penis could be feminine until I watched her videos.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/female...mentary-school-killing-6.159226/post-15745846

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

You are the gayest gay that ever gayed.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

You should come hang out in the srs thread sometime. It's fun. Promise

 

[Poonocchio]

It is absolutely vile to imagine this woman yanking on her skin tag until she reaches orgasm, then milking the foul slime out like wringing out a sock.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Just as a runny nose doesn't seem to quit a good lay can yield seemingly endless nuts.

Shut the fuck up, nigger. Go suck King Chuck's cock.

 

[Table Country]

Dilating is literally damage control.

ATTENTION KIWIS: FOX NEWS DEADNAMING IN PROGRESS

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Imagine being a sperm and having your one dream in life ruined because the man from whose testicles you came shot his load up another dude's ass.

 

[Big Nasty]

Remember when Sarge was posting microwave frozen burritos with 2 lbs of cheese on top or videos saying "the day I quit drinking, is the day you quit sucking dick. And that's never!"?