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[Sprate Header]

Oranguhang yourself.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Misty will never own a gazebo nor any gazebo accoutrement in her life, but by god she will make tiny cross stitch plastic tat furniture and dream!

I never thought I was really autistic up until the moment I realized I’d rather tell the truth than have friends.

I wouldn't use those because if I damaged a woman's hello kitty merchandise there would be hell to pay.

I know I would be really butthurt if someone broke my foghorn leghorn glass.

 

[Spud]

it was the most disgusting thing I ever seen. I did masturbate to it, though.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I know this is concern trolling but it's barely concern trolling.

I'll say this for Nick, she doesn't kidnap and grind Negro children into pepperoni.

That we know of.

She's a victim just like those children who will never grow up to fart in her vagina

I mean, being a narcissistic hapas incel with a gambling addiction and a girlfriend who doesn't respect you DOES count as "personal issues".

Aw Hope is such a good girl she looks at him with pure contempt.

There's definetly some kind of weird correlation between trannies and being extremely ugly men.

Man, gooner priorities are something else.

Big tough macho man having to get bailed out by mommy, it's basically his life story.

Jeez, Null was right

All of this resulting in a grown man shouting at his beloeved 11yo child "what the fuck are you doing?" Whilst wearing a bra stuffed with socks

Your parents are fucking degenerates.

Or worse, Europeans.

I made an account just to share this MAP non-binary identified autist I stumbled upon on Instagram.

I didn’t think people like this actually existed out of 4chan sock puppets

I'll give Chris one thing: He trooned out before it was the current fad.

Taking medals from women wasn't enough; now they're going after dressage titles. How can a regular dancing horse compete against this two legged prancing madness?

I know his FB posts before this stroke weren't exactly nuggets of wisdom but it's like he's just (barely) one step above unintelligible babbling now.

The baby dies. Probably for the best, poor roid poisoned bub didn't want any part of this tranny shitshow

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Arguing about the Apostle Paul while also laughing cause a horse-faced woman married a drug-addicted streamer and photographs their dinner by putting it on the floor of their house in Mexico is like peak Kiwi Farms.

To be perfectly clear, I'm not temp banning you just because you're a furry, I'm temp banning you because you keep trying to derail the current topic to talk about furry politics and also you're a furry.

When Null said he was too old to understand it I started questioning everything because I’m older than he is

But then I went back to drawing pooners

I can't imagine caring about any of this.

A fucking congresswoman with an anime profile pic sock account that retweets vaush this is peak current year.

Look! Even the Corn Monster is laughting at how fat you are. It’s looking right at your belly and chuckling. It can’t believe you’d dress like that and how much fast food you consume! This Corn Monster is like the rest of the world.

oh right, Ghost Vagina... silly me.

If I had a nickel for every time a porn slag cosplayed as Chris Chan I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

Behold! Aidenus Nazarenus Rex Poonarum
If God is real, I'm so fucked.

He was either going to be a rodeo clown or murder some people.

This is like lolcow CSI

Maybe it's because I drank soda today and the high fructose corn syrup is making me weaker to the Antichrist propaganda but it could have been a lot worse.

yeah whenever i'm looking to cook mdma and make IEDs from fertilizer, my go-to source of information is the soyjak website

 

[Pissmaster]

There is nothing better then having sex with the anus of Trent then driving to Walmart to park and cross the street to get a free Blizzard at Dairy Queen with the purchase of another blizzard and knowing if your car doesn't start you free triple A assistance.

 

[Law]

We are spectators here. If you can't help yourself, then please do us a favor and go die.

Why don’t you go play a nice game of “Hide and go Fuck Yourself.”

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

In this hypothetical scenario, the use of the word "nigger" to disarm the nuclear bomb is only one of many possible solutions. However, it is important to consider the potential consequences and sensitivities surrounding the use of such a term.

 

[Need4Sneed]

Nobody deserves the indignity of having their funeral archived on Kiwifarms.

https://archive.ph/2T8gN

 

[Procopius]

I have a teddy bear, and I use it to have detailed breastfeeding simulations

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tranny-sideshows-on-social-media.33028/post-16087405

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you’re gonna bring Malcolm X into your bullshit, the least you could do is put on some fucking pants.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

It's unnerving. We're able to get real-time photos of the inside of Momokun's ass and we can't get something like this.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Hard to find some dude who could or would want to do that trench run just to penetrate his thermal exhaust port with his photon torpedo.

This is not a harassment forum, we don't harass people despite what Taylor Lorenz and keffals might have told you. We document and laugh.

Stop trying to tip the cow bitchnigger. He's fat and stupid enough on his own

We're here to laugh at retards, not instigate them.

as soon as I slightly pozload my neghole you fags start to sperg out

Do you want Null to lock this thread again? Because that's how you get him to lock the thread again.

There're a TON of powerful, demented freaks out there who want this website gone off of the internet.

Dear Feeder allows it out of his autistic commitment to freedom of speech, which is commendable in a way, if foolhardy.

This is the longest most homosexual attempt at humblebragging I have ever seen.

now I hate them all of them

we're right and correct but they hate the gamer word culture we have

Null is the angel of death and all of his lolcows he covers on MATI that I like following, they end up dying, imprisoned, or on their way to adding to the 41% troon statistic.

Redditoids will choose assisted suicide over the gym & touching grass, and those are the people whose ideas we’re supposed to restructure all of society around wow

I love you retards so much sometimes.

Any criminal would just hang up a sign like that and when called be like, "Yeah, no officer, everything is a-okay" and then go back to grinding black children into pepperonis.

 

[Betonhaus]

But I want to be mad that they exist and have wrong opinions, unlike this, the good thread which is a fortress of unassailable truth.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Thank you for these weapons in the ongoing internet race war, friends.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Hold onto your foreskins everyone, it's getting mighty spicy!

 

[Gog & Magog]

And he describes how his Irish-American aunt Gertie Finnegan once told him: 'Your father is not a bad man. He's just English.'

 

[stupid frog]

Charlie Coal is a dumb nigger.

eta: go back to reddit, nigger lovers

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

But it was dismissed voluntarily and definitely not because they told him they had his nuts in a vice and they were going to start squeezing if he didn't drop it.

Imagine living with this doofus.

Oof. Being made fun of by Tumblr is like getting mocked by the nerd in class... and the class cheers the nerd. Even Tumblr makes fun of Tumblr.

Musk=Nazi.

the Power of Anime and Autism

Oh man I really wanna see the germans try and enforce this.

 

[Betonhaus]

I'm going to guess that the only quotes selected are the ones that, outside of context, are still hilarious or at least somewhat amusing.