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[Local Fed]

So lets be racist for a minute

NO... NO! I DON'T WANNA BE ALBANIAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I work with a white woman who dates a black guy. You can take a guess at her weight.

A black teenager shouted at me during a screening of Cars 2 once...
I ate his liver with Fava Beans and a nice grape Fanta.

As The Last Stand would say, "I don't get it."

Sometimes I pretend to be a girl online to get money from simps. The next time you see someone online claiming to be female, just know that it might be me.

Would you like to join our neighborhood watch? We could use your energy.

Yawn. Wake me up when someone gets guillotined.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I lost one of my balls a while back when it turned brown and stinky seemingly randomly

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

"You'll never be a real poet, you have no rhythm ot meter, you can't even make a haiku."

 

[Gentlebastard]

I think MPD are struggling to find the culprit because the first question they would ask is "who has a grudge against this guy?" and that only narrows down the search to every single human being who has ever had the displeasure of interacting with him.

His body operates off Mr Burns immune system logic.

Time ravages us all but Jesus Christ

I can't believe we ever doubted the power of the wendigo. This man is absolutely going to be filming as a head in a jar.

If you're a straight man, there's literally no reason for you to be posting about K-pop

I've been operating under the assumption that I'm relatively normal.

We dox, not because we want to encourage people to fuck with a cow, but because we have an autistic desire to learn all we can about the cow.

Sure, we're all retarded faggots, but

If you're a racemixing pedo who is obsessed with porn and politics, just stay on /pol/.

Watching an obvious man mince around like that is a farce and should be relegated to comical interludes.

Oh man we missed out on the careless troon gets disemboweled by pissed off murder bird arc.

He'd burn for a while too; he's fat, you see.

It's a shame, she used to be sorta cute, in a redneck, trailer trash way.

Yet another young woman transitioned into a cenobite.

I wonder if the goats have bullied an alpaca into starving to death yet.

 

[quackrock]

We've known them only for a couple hours and behind closed doors the troon immediately brings up oviposition and kept talking to my spouse about how they wanted to get anally impregnated/raped by... something bee related? And it only kept getting worse from there.

 

[Shard]

Sam Hyde raped a child behind an Arby's in 1995 and refuses to hold the door open for women.
Source? Fuck you that's the source.

 

[Spud]

It's a sad condemnation of the American healthcare system that we cured homosexuality 50 years ago and it's as prevalent as ever. This would never happen in a country with socialized healthcare.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Short of just saying "this dude is a gigantic faggot," how much more of "this dude is a gigantic faggot" can a diagnosis get?

>being such an eternal boomer that you think everyone right wing must watch Fox News

A real Thunderdomesman gets his news from Hitler speeches cut up so it sounds like he's reading BBC Pidgin articles.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My parents apparently argued with each other over who gave me the 'tism

He's a human-frog hybrid. Maybe he has pubes.

 

[Aspiring Artist]

If you guess Jews you would be Antisemitic and correct!

Basically Martians used Jewish tech to ruin our lives

 

[Snusmumriken]

Shit.

Guess I predicted wrong then if she's all dead n shit.

You don't get full-body orgasms from licking your arm like a double-scoop ice cream cone? Maybe you're not trying hard enough. You have to really get enthusiastic with it. Lick a couple circles around the edge and then dive into the middle. Despite what that lady on the bus says, there's no shame in going at it so hard your eyes roll back in your head. Happy orgasming!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I was about to argue with you that no one is stupid enough to risk going to jail for two decades for internet clout, then realized I was in a thread about a guy who is going to jail for two decades for internet clout.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

That was a black woman. We’re talking about niggers.

Either chat is getting slow or some one has been overclocking the chinchilla

 

[Terffals]

I swear I'm not trying to alog a dog

 

[Zero Day Defense]

And if you're gonna tell me I got it backwards, you have to realise that the era you're defending is the era where chewbacca's father got VR porn for christmas.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

racist jokes are funny, racist memes are funny, racist trolling is funny
threatening to kill people while also being racist is psycho
just don't be a psycho about it

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I'll quit body shaming when they quit having shameful bodies.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Fundamental business challenges" is my new favorite term for basketball Americans.

Its too late. The vtuber thread is like 8000 pages long. The Nothing will absorbe us all eventually.

Stop being a retard.

You morons got me on Walmart's fucking side on this one.

Fucking Walmart.

Oh good, time for round 47362 of arguing over whether men or women are more to blame for trannies.

I can't wait for the Walmart PMC to be formed that just guns down darkies with impunity. Smaller stores like Walgreens will probably just hire mercenaries. Amazon deploys automated kill drones in their Whole Foods locations.

This is the gay retard version of the Shadowrun timeline apparently. With much less cool nuclear explosions.

You're telling me biannual strokes as a result of gluttony aren't a tradition in your family?

Typical libtard.

Some people just can't live without all their fake internet points.

a dremel tool will whittle down two-by-fours into nice sharp spikes for pungee traps

You couldn't waterboard that kind of information out of me. And here you are, just proudly admitting it

A horror few things in existence deserve.

Rated at the idea that this will shut up the retards once and for all. It's a great attempt, very interesting, but the autism levels present in every user of this forum (including myself) means this debate will happen over and over until the heat death of the universe.

Seems too good to be true, but it is certainly possible, he is that fucking nuts.

Truly, Kiwi Farms are irredemiable sociopaths.

Oh Christ they kept the rapist vicuña.

We’re going to test the boundaries of Free Use. Can a person legally sell a book of recipes cut and pasted from Pinterest?

It's very easy to follow the dipshit tweets of a mewling shitspigot in one thread.

If he actually did it the feds should literally execute him by firing squad (after due process ofc)

with that upbringing, the faggotry was inevitable.

OH NO THEY'RE MAKING SURE PEOPLE ARE MATURE AND MENTALLY STABLE AND NOT INTELLECTUALLY IMPAIRED AND NOT JUST FETISHISTS AND REALLY REALLY SURE ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT TO DO BEFORE THEY HOOK THEM UP TO DRUGS FOR LIFE AND MUTILATE THEM

THIS WILL BE THE END OF US

How the fuck is the pig going to explain this away.

 

[Coelacanth]

I'm so mad. I'm gonna have sex with my wogglefriend so i won't be so mad

 

[Aunt Carol]

An hero didn’t an hero til the ipod was invented to be lusted for and lost.