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[Useful_Mistake]

The most sane Kiwi Farms user:

 

[Pedophobe]

It would be better if people didn't have to be aware of these things, but here we are.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What's an IP2 Streamer?

We could use a Council of Responsible Negroes, just saying

Why is it that lolberts always come down to smoking weed and fucking children?

No space for nuance in this world, its either totenkopf or toddler brothels, them's your choices.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

It feels like you've given up on humanity. "Fine be a sex worker, just don't start cutting your boobs off and taking hormones" it's like that's the best I can hope for in 2023.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Dudes that only listen to Rammstein are extremely autistic or are too socially inept to even have non-consensual sex.

Christ there are people still digging anti-Vietnam music.

Number two: Is a "boss bitch" with a personality disorder who should drink bleach.

has the most grating voice in modern music, a piercing, deafening whine like an air-raid siren that he uses to bellow over basic chord progressions about the same basic-bitch "emotional" bollocks that couldn't sound any faker and less authentic.

White guys into Ska Punk. You are cancer. Get out of my face.

When somebody says Mozart and Beethoven are overrated and Citizen Kane isn't such a great movie, you gotta watch out because you're dealing with a highly original independent thinker who doesn't play by society's rules

either upper middle class white girls with horn rimmed glasses or ghetto ratchets who will randomly start twerking in the most inappropriate of places.

My advice: Run, like a five-year old Cambodian girl being chased by Gary Glitter.

You pull no bitches, and are an incel troon.

most obvious fleshcrafting troll

stop forcing your daughters to guzzle pink pyramid scheme meth challenge

she took a little polypharmacy forever nap

he whines on Twitter while speedrunning throat cancer

 

[MrJokerRager]

Cut this nigger bitch's head off in the public square and live stream it

Well Granpap and dad voluntarily gave their lives for Mcnamara's Ford Automotive False Flag, so I guess it's my imperative to die screaming when I'm called up for Biden's Crackpipe Child Pornography Janissary Battalion. I've made up my mind, and none of you can change that. I'd rather die fighting for Globohomo child slavery than spend my time with my family when the nukes are falling.

 

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[Return of the Freaker]

Silence, ejaculator! You are going to the camps!

I just want a woman who scratch’s her vag lips all day and listens to gwar and talks about mma stats.

“Beer thirty. Now grab us a cool one and deep dick my mouth while you play the GI Joe game on the nes”

Oh wait. I guess don’t need a pick me girl, just a homosexual. Never mind.

I've never been happier to have a dick than I am after reading this article.

really? cause for me im nevfer happier to have a dick than when i put it in things: bottle of soap, a hole i cut into a basketball, an ant pile, a light socket, etc. you name it and ive stuck my dick into it.

Honey, you need to take me out for dinner before sending me to the milking camp

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

While I admire your family's military past and your dedication to your homeland, you should understand that eventually God Himself will send the flood and the combined RussoSino armies as a punishment for that anime avi

 

[Useful_Mistake]

the man was dumb enough to keep his bluetooth hooked when calling someone for what I assume is prostitution

It is an advert for race mixing. I have come to this conclusion by not watching the ad

he's angrily talkin shit about the people at the party then he's but buddy gives him a snickers and he's nicer cause he was a lil hungwy baby. as far as snickers commercials go it's pretty shit.

Snickers? More like nickers.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"I may be a pedophile, but at least I'm not a fascist!"

you've heard of post nut clarity? well get ready for post having nuts clarity

Look, when I do it to you, it's accountability, when you do it to me it's harassment.

Okay fine, this one was from me, but it really sounds confusing out of context:

Is there an orthopedist in the thread?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Everyone on that table looks like these early AI-generated freak pictures of people.

Somehow, in a turn of events that makes a mockery of the life's work of Stephen Hawking, he has managed to gain additional mass and not become a black hole.

I, a woman, would like metal a lot better if it sounded completely different. Make me feel included goddammit.

Yeah throw in a tuba and lyrics about men hating tampons and shit.

Best I can offer is "Raining Blood" by Slayer.

"they'll cut off of their own noses to spite us" from the man who uses his popped anal cherry to argue how women don't exist

uploading images has been difficult because some brick faced tranny rapist is letting the thwomp jokes get to him, so now's as good a time as any.

You can retreat to your twitter tranny hug box all you want, still doesn't change the fact that you're a scrawny little faggot who doesn't pass who sexually assaulted an autistic woman. I live in your walls btw.

He has also cursed us with another post as of yesterday

the Azathoth of cows, a blind idiot cow at the center of a swarm of even more retarded orbiters

Whatever the reason actually is, I bet the idiots won that battle.

They're basically nerds advocating that every single ideological disagreement needs to be resolved in a Nigga Moment.

He's Ignatius Reilly come to life, but without the charisma.

>Red Choir one second determines gender
>Rich paypig heart shatters, claims fraud!
>Favourite "trap streamer" is actually bio-Woman

Things have escalated, Real Women are now pretending to be troons to grift chasers

"A troll who got banned and directed harassment at mods via modmail.". Sounds serious, what did he do? Call mod a "janitor".

 

[MrJokerRager]

Off Topic: I never thought a day would come where I would read the sentence you've just written and think not of some faraway socialist regime of foreign fuckry, but instead immediately attribute it to a political group consisting of nearly half of my own countrymen. But that's what just happened. fuck my life, this world is sick. guess I better take some heroin to feel better about it

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

So you're saying women are the niggers of gender?

 

[Pissmaster]

How was everyone's day today? my parents legit tried to send me to a autism meeting group since they said it would be good to make friends, I legit tried to give it a chance but by 10 minutes in some kid comes in screaming and having no voice control and being like the exact kind of autist you see in a cartoon , the girl next to me was some fatty shut in who kept saying 'captain toad' again and again i shit you not the other kids were the same slack jawed autists who talk about sonic you imagine. I genuinely had to put my finger in my mouth because i was laughing so hard, after half an hour of dealing with this shit i was like fuck this and just had to leave.

 

[frozen_runner]

As a retard I encourage beating retards

 

[Londo]

Can we add these as one of the quotes up top?

"attention all chatters currently confiding in me their daddy issues where their father disown them and said they regretted having them that was not an invitation to use us as therapy to use my chat as therapy thank you" - Null

"I'm not seething I'm not seething as I continue to seeth" -TylerBSR during the Marty cope streams

 

[MrJokerRager]

You don't understand. White women are all whores. My white sperm deserves to be in the most trad 2988 wife. I am the most beautiful rat amogus.

 

[Aunt Carol]

In a previous era someone would have settled for me.

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[Super Saiyan Hitler]

I mean go to porn sites and I have seen tranny porn and I didn't even want to see it. Like I said you can't run a search for anal on porn sites without seeing at least some tranny shit come up in the results. It's not something that happens frequently though.