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[dvnc]

then just drink crisco out the fucking bottle for calories you dumb piece of shit

 

[Meat Target]

You are not allowed to post BBC/tranny/rape porn for 5 hours or else your peepee will explode.

 

[Skitarii]

Do you have a picture of Tomlinson's asshole so we can do a more thorough analysis?

 

[Positron]

there's literally a chunk of my vulva missing because the catheter has rubbed against it too much,

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Dude, Goofy Movie es el Citizen Kane del anime americano

Can you imagine handing over the ashes of a dead son to a mother, then proceed to regale her with details about your fake testicles and how you’ve never cum?

I'm imagining this description being written in the 2080 edition of Encyclopedia Brittanica under the section regarding Internet culture.

Within about 5 minutes, everything began to curdle and seperate. I beleive this has to do with either the vinigar from the peppers, or the carbonation from the monster.

He claims he has pissed on the grave but censored the photos using Pokemon Go characters.

Reminder: no user of the Kiwi Farms ever seriously claimed to or has urinated on the graves of a persons dead grandparents.

there is always the risk of it being a cock guillotine.

hide your crack, it's bossmanjack

But apparently the gooberments are lacing modern Helium cans with oxygen so people wouldn't be able to commit suicide with them The fucking government doesn't even let you fucking kill yourself

Kiwifarmers are evil and they do nothing but set up bombs in Uzbekistan orphanages and kidnap emperor penguins

>oppressed for the entirety of human history
>finally manage to take over a drama forum
life is good

Maybe the real Robert Prongay was the prison we enjoyed along the way.

TASTES LIKE DOG VOMIT IF I COULD IMAGINE WHAT DOG VOMIT TASTES LIKE THIS IS IT. JUST BEING HONEST. SORRY

If they're not ashamed of themselves on some level, why are they so enraged by someone simply holding a mirror up to them?

time to check off ethan ralph exposing incest off my halloween bingo card

Nay, child, find mirth in thy cell, for 'tis thy fate.

Nay, Plebian. Enjoy the colosseum. You will find yourself fighting lions and gladiators there soon.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Sorry friend, you've a terminal retard and the solution is suicide.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Cornstarch?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm a gross pervert, but I'm not into incest.

 

[Lurker]

He's also a spoiled privileged scat fetishist so....

 

[Gentlebastard]

Look I don't want to be a dickhead, but can we make sure we don't spread misinformation? Kindness wasn't a blind robot baby bird.

She was a blind robot baby. She was voiced by birds, a crow and a parrot, because babies can't speak but the birds have psychic connections to the robot baby so they can translate the thoughts into words, since they're alters.

The specifics make it so much more insane.

My mother is a psychiatrist who treats every client with respect and civility. I am not sure she could resist laughing at someone who showed up claiming all this.

You're so much of a disgusting coombrain you rated the sexual market value of your dead mother.

I'M CUUUUUUUUUUMING!!!!!

Nobody here woke up this morning and asked for your expertise in the moral implications of jerking off.

The reddit threat is to discuss things found on reddit, not to act like you're on it.

Redditors are incapable of moderation. You are either a complete coombrained gooner dick destroyer or a total insane nofap activist insisting that you should never even touch your genitals and discuss the best ways to try and wash your dick without accidentally inducing masturbation like sensations.

What perfectly normal reactions from perfectly normal folks.

That nigger troon was one thing, but check out some of the vids with the retarded nigger troon in the fucking wheelchair.

I like the Datahoarders, they actually provide a really useful service for the Internet as a whole. The raw power of autism has led to those guys saving and cataloging shit normal people never even thought about.
Archive everything indeed.

Genderspecials are worse then Tinkerbell when you say you don't believe in fairies.

Sorry for ruining the thread, guise. Didn't realize people were so emotional about ethics in masturbation.

if a guy goes to a glory hole, he doesn't care what is sucking his dick, just that it's getting sucked

I'm still waiting on this "trans genocide."

This may be the first time in history an actual woman has been at a glory hole. We should be praising these lil pooners for smashing the patriarchy in such a way. A new era of gender equality is upon us.

One particularly informative thing that I've noticed, and anyone can play this fun little game themselves, is simply Google "HIV medication" and look at the image results. You'll see niggers, faggots, and even nigger-faggots!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Gigabytes of fat women... I could show people fat people for 12 hours!

-Null to SPCC

 

[internet friend]

“Anyways,” spreads gapping asshole

 

[Pedophobe]

Ah yes. She is beauty, she is grace. There is grease all over her face.

Her mental health is in the toilet. Her whole life, including that toilet, is in a dumpster...which is on fire...rolling down a hill heading straight for a cliff.

At least he isn't a troon though, so he's got that going for him.

Nothing says completely innocent quite like having to nuke your own discord multiple times

It's a bit like Beauty and the Beast, but with teenage prostitutes.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

From the It'sNatsuTalbott Thread:

Lmao it is ass

I rather have something good and called "pedo" by delusional people like you than have to watch trash "normal" stuff

 

[Asian tech support]

I can say, without reservation, that I jerked it to every single one of my female friends when I was in high school.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The absolute savagery of this polite, unassuming man.

 

[Tablet County]

Null’s just mad that we can go to Subway any time we like and get all the banana peppers

>move to a goyslop-free country
>brag about how much more nutritious and organic your food is
>still fat

it's impressive that these car companies had the foresight to convince Jefferson to purchase all of that territory in order to force people to buy cars

Poor people exist.

Poor people suck. And they're gay.

every day i just eat bonemeal and raw bones Bone fragments and other Shards and found pieces and things like that. it's free i like it, everythings got bones in it and you can make bone broth it's healthy. i like crunchy foods, like seeds, crackers, and human bones

 

[Gentlebastard]

Debate user 'Null' if America has Cheese, Meat, and Bread.

I wonder if pointing out to a black that ham is slimy too would have hilarious results, however with the state of the judicial system that might count as attempted murder.

I felt like I had to at least offer him an out and a slightly saner alternative to getting groomed by coomers.
Call me a big ol' soft faggot.

I'm also a tenderhearted little sissy.

Listen, man, it's all relative. We're used to seeing all sorts of morbidly obese specimens, Habsburg abominations, balding twink death-ers, sleep paralysis demons in dresses, and worst of all, Liz Fong Jones.

In comparison, the guy looks like a human.

I need to shower when I get home after seeing them

I live in fear of the day that trannies start gravitating en masse towards old Tony Hawk games. It really is a "there goes the neighborhood" moment any time you see one trying to muscle their way through. It's like bedbugs, there's never gonna be just one, and once they're there you gotta burn all the furniture, bug bomb the house, and leave it sitting with no heat the entire winter for a semblance of relief until the next wave comes in.

"My dog won't listen to me anymore after he saw me bottoming"

Who better than a dog to know you's a bitch?

Damn pets and their blatant racism, homophobia, and transphobia!

They named that nigger Ivory

I haven't visited this thread for a long bit. The above post will just about do it for my Daily Dose of Outrage today.

 

[demicolon]

In America, The American only eat plastic. They melt Lego piece flat and say it cheese.
Only meat American have is Oscar Mayer Bologna slice. Their milk is Elmer glue and their bread is ground up shoe.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I’m surprised how often people say they’ve been knitting for a long time but can’t purl. I have to assume these people are retarded.