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[Maricón de Mierda]

This nigga has jewelery of kids' underwear!?

This is the best picture of her post-troonout, and it still makes her look like a girl cosplaying Robert Sean Leonard so she and her bestie can re-enact House/Wilson yaoi.

This is beyond pathetic. This, in the podcast tongue, is Jewish.

Couldn't they just put a bag under the toilet seat into the toilet, poop, wipe and dispose of the bag? Why does it have to be in the yard?

Why does the CEO of Omegle feel it's necessary to powerlevel about being fucking raped as a child

Yet, in a 500+ page thread, there is not a single leaked picture of this man's penis. Curious.

"Zoey Quinn fucking 5 guys for video game reviewer coverage 10 years ago caused me to hit an octogenarian with a hammer"

I pray that leftists start quoting Bin Laden’s opinions on Jews in our government.

Though, a year ago or so her parents found her yaoi manga and kicked her out for bringing evil into their house (they're christians)

Oh great, the age of consent arguers have found this thread.

No ones going to pick a softcore pornstars overpriced cookies if Costcos makes a cheaper (and probably better) substitute.

 

[retard strength II]

I would never fuck a 16 year old no matter how legal it is or how much she begs for it to me. I'd say no stalker child, I will not be having sex with you, enjoy puberty, acnes, dandruff stalker child!

 

[Tablet County]

I can't imagine looking in the eyes of a man that has been pegged and not wanting to call them a goofy mofo.

 

[PhoBingas]

Who says Schizophrenia can't be fun?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Nigga (I can say that I am a proud black woman) only women and faggots wear nail polish!

Bladimy Mathurin,

I wonder what fucked up this guy so bad that he became obsessed with his turds.

I hate Black Niggers. Black Niggers are cotton pickers. They should not be alive right now. I hate their skin color. I hate how they talk. They just stink up the room.

That is undoubtedly a big bulging black as night dog shitter

It's sadly not illegal to lie.

Seriously, we both come from rich-ass parents and what have you done with your silver spoon?
You shoved it up your ass and gave yourself such great asspain you need diapers. Queer.

No. We take our poo to the loo, Felix.

I simply said I wear diapers and have an extreme flatulence problems because I was being crapped on and I thought ‘lol yeah why not make something up to fuck with you’ you all proved that you are all gullible retards that will believe any shit spewed at you no matter how stupid.

As in I'm about to do literally anything infinitesimally better than banting with the bottom bitch queer of sock city.

I like rape because it’s a fun thing to do.

I know rapes are tempting but I have some mild standards

Shut up you stupid bitch. I’m sick of my lifestyle being stigmatized by ignorant bigots like you. Science has proven that eating feces is perfectly harmless and the Bible doesn’t list it as a sin. Go touch grass.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Real women are much more hesitant to discuss their own girldicks and plastic surgery history.

 

[Anti Snigger]

She belongs to the streets? I AM the streets

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

>They have an idea they have Hot Ones but instead of eating hot wings, they suck increasingly larger dicks

 

[Gentlebastard]

Given enough time everything becomes crabs patposters

Today I learnt that women can’t run, or use stairs.

Wait for the carcinization crustacean child

He knows full well the path he's on will lead to ruination, but he also knows the path is filled with gud meet and yummy sweets so he doesn't give a flying fuck - and neither should you.

My dog ate a lot of fabric off a toy when she was a puppy. She pooped and a turd was hanging on a thread out of her anus and I had to grab it (with a poo bag) and pull it and the attached and still inside her turd out.

I wonder if this person has ever experienced anything similar.

I honestly think the average frat boy is less of a misogynist than the average troon. By far.

When having three L's in your name isn't enough.

imagine getting so ass mad that you feel the need to rage over A FUCKING POLITICAL COMPASS MEME

By the way she types alone I'm shocked nobody has strangled this person to death yet. What an unpleasant woman.

Apparently the day picked for the "Transgender Day of Remembrance." is the same day as "National Absurdity Day." At first I thought someone was just playing a joke, but apparently it wasn't.

Also visible from space is the old tarp barn/slaughter pit/mass grave. One day it will surely reveal its secrets.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

LGBT is the new vegan.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Santa is real and isn't black and crippled damn it, take that back you nigger!

 

[doodoocaca]

No you're right, the terrorists in a chaotic dusty ass war zone skipped past the esteemed otolaryngology and vulvoplasty clinics so they could get their hostages the best care possible at the only hospital in Gaza that knows how to treat a gunshot wound.

 

[Tablet County]

Jesus didn't come back with a sword just to get his ass kicked and his church destroyed.

All the legbeards and lentilmen who identify as 'asexual' are sexually frustrated liars who want Chad to blast their anus while whispering "Donald Trump" in their ear.

Variety is the spice of life, and only shitskins put spice on things.

 

[Haffhart]

(For posterity, this pic refers to this site not Kiwi Farms)

"See what drives the Marines."
What drives the Marines: DRAGON BALLS AND ANIME TIDDIES.

I swear it's like the entire US military is a joke.

 

[Tablet County]

My soul seethes with hate and the glass isn't just half empty, it's filled with piss and poison. Life is a slow downward spiral into decrepitness and cognitive decline as the world around you disintegrates into tranny-filled horse shit.

So what you're saying is that hentai is actually the only type of porn in which you're not being cucked, because there's no actual "action".

The Argies are fucked Britain is sending Prince Andrew back over there and he's going to rape all of their daughters

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

"I'm trying to actually have a conversation and you just keep replying with words like Child a thousand times"

"You are not owed a conversation, child."

 

[RealMuthaForYa]

“Here’s to the happiest days of my life. Spent in the arms of another man’s wife! My mother”

 

[Tablet County]

Real men use the chindo to tone their jawline.

Your cat says "my owner is black," your cat is saying it wants a different owner.

I didn’t read all of that shit, but every beer I drink takes CO2 out of the atmosphere and puts it in my stomach, so that’s my contribution to climate change.

 

[Pedophobe]

Suicide is never the answer. Improve yourself faggot.

Come to the conclusion we are a pretty abnormal bunch of people and it has been shown time and time again.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I suppose if we’re taking this to its absolute logical conclusion, then yes, masturbating to two anime twinks railing each other is not gay as long as it was a woman who made the yaoi hentai.