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[Vyse Inglebard]

In any case, /u/bulinger96 also called someone a "heteronormative fuckfaced pleb" and got banned from a subreddit for it.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I want to call people niggers in an online lobby but that just gets me banned now

Fucking pussies

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

A car crash. After which I wake up in a hospital where the doctors tell me I am effectively quadriplegic. Further questioning reveals they implanted a new type of brainchip in me, I would regain mobility as long as I pay subscription fee to Elon Musk. This subscription fee will increase every year while the service gets shittier and shittier until I can only speak McDonald's slogans. Refusing the service automatically downgrades it to the free version which now blasts advertisements straight into my brain while I slowly starve to death as the motion service tm is only for subscribers.

And so one day Lucifer, who had a blond hair piece and a spray on tan, approached the duly-elected God and proclaimed "I'm going to make Heaven great again!' Thus he waged his war on Democracy. But thanks to the power of queer butt sex, God was able to expel Lucifer and his fascist hoardes were cast into hell.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Don't lick on the word chat itself, just the bar.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A kid has no clue what to make of tentacle loli rape.

 

[Tablet County]

I like my controllers like I like my women.
Symmetrical.

You can reuse rope, but why use rope if you can use the cute and funny woodchipper.

Two of the most virulently anti-troon political figures in Florida have been outed as two legs of a threesome.

I think that's interesting.

I'd give up video games for titties if I didn't have to deal with the bitches.

"Okay, it might look like a dude buttfucking another dude, but you see, the guy on the bottom is actually a 10,000-year-old female demon who is disguising her vagina as a dude's asshole, so it's perfectly heterosexual."

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Did this nigga burn down his own house for views on tik tok?

Who fucked the monkey? Why?

You just don't GET it, NORMIE. Those CISHET SCUM are out there buying PRESENTS for their FAMILIES. They should be posting SELFIES wearing PORNOGRAPHIC T-SHIRTS and NOSE RINGS that make them look like HITLER.

hes down there drinking lizard juice with collin powell

That nigger killed millions, there's no way I'm slapping him in the face with my cock unless I'm sure he's dead.

Is sexually mutilating children perhaps not the answer to society's ills?

as well as the passive connecting devices like dildos that don't have any security for ease of use

I am so disappointed that there is nothing noteworthy going on except the idea of hacking into buttplug software, Then again this is the world’s biggest furry convention so of course they’re going to run a tight ship.

you godless heathens can condone it but hobo murder runs contrary to the Gospel of Christ.

 

[vomitusdeux]

That AI generated clip of Toob reading the Shrek rape copypasta had a more natural delivery than that.

Negroes confirmed to be overgrown infants.

Drinking oil is murderous behavior.

it's always good to hear not everyone that's furry gets fucked and sucked but instead this one got feeded and seeded on the path of success

Account name: Farmer9876
Likes: Cats
Dislikes: Black people

It’s impossible to underestimate how much of a fucking failure you are.

Don’t listen to him @Catler he’s a big mean sexy werewolf who’s gonna pin you down and kiss you, probably.

One time on e621 I found some artwork of a skunk furry shitting into a diaper and jerked off.

Fuck, let’s start spreading rumors that the tape exists and is out there.

And in a few months set up a website where weens can pay 10$ to see Chris rawdog Snorlax.

Well… There’s no shortage of videos of Chris punishing his duck or putting it into various things?

Diaperfurs ran out of welfare money to continue DDoSing The farms.

Paying money well spent

We need your help to stop Diaper Swiper.
You have to say, "Diaper Swiper, no swiping!"

what if we hecking ate people and fucked each other even though we're siblings

I am so disappointed that there is nothing noteworthy going on except the idea of hacking into buttplug software

I don’t know man… deepfake and AI might have come a long way, but I doubt they’d be able to replicate the dead expression in Barb’s eyes as her forty year old man child-daughter penetrates her while moaning about being Jesus Christ healing her through his bent duck.

You mean Chris wants to spiritually cleanse Barb by spreading his love all over her Holy buttocks.

Spoiler: Excerpts from the Fag Bible

And so one day Lucifer, who had a blond hair piece and a spray on tan, approached the duly-elected God and proclaimed "I'm going to make Heaven great again!' Thus he waged his war on Democracy. But thanks to the power of queer butt sex, God was able to expel Lucifer and his fascist hoardes were cast into hell.

Bro I'd rather fuck a woman than drink all of his meads

Fight Jacob Rothschild in a 1v1. His reptilian bite has the most potent neurotoxin of any creature.

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It's great because it offers a certain degree of plausible deniability when your dick "accidentally slips out" for a surprise buttsecks sneak attack

n-no mom it's not a butthole. it's a pillow with a... with a cup holder!

If there was a magic “make pedos disappear” button and you pushed it, ROBLOX monthly revenue would drop so hard that they would have to ask Somalia for loan.

"Of the redpill, thou shalt not partake, for in the day thou partakest of the redpill thou shalt be banned from Twitter."

"I didn't know I'm supposed to wipe when I pee until recently, and I forget to do it a lot."

On second day of Christmas my internet gave two me, two autists fighting

My father forced me to try shark once when I was extremely young, and I threw up so hard, J felt like my cha cha would prolapse.

 

[doodoocaca]

You're on team Crack Nigger, I hope that's acceptable to you.

 

[Tablet County]

"Of the redpill, thou shalt not partake, for in the day thou partakest of the redpill thou shalt be banned from Twitter."

>guy says nigger

"Clearly this is a crisis actor in a pysop"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Literally the only thing I want to buy anymore is books and maybe a gun.

 

[BirdUp]

Sahest du nicht den Patriarchen der Armenier ebenso wie den der Griechen und der Assyrer ihre Throne hier errichten? Und sahest du nicht Kopten aus dem alten Ägypten und Abessinier aus dem Herzen Afrikas kommen? Du sahest Jerusalem wieder aufgebaut, eine Stadt von Kirchen und Klöstern, von Gasthäusern und frommen Stiftungen.

 

[Overly Serious]

I don't want to admit how much time I have dedicated to the SS.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Bitches love being mental.

I don't think they're bad people, but they are stupid as fuck and crazy.

I get the horrifying impression you typed this with one hand.

If they do have “girl” in their username, they’re either a troon, a bot, a troll, or a woman who’ll make you wish she was one of the 3 other possibilities.

The wendigo demands juicy meats

Suicide via red meat sure isn't the quickest way to go, but it's probably the tastiest.

Every step this man takes inch this man rolls in a mobility aid, he manages to step roll onto not one, but 5 rakes. It's remarkable.

Trannies are the niggers of gender

Suicide 'attempts' implies his normal state of being isn't a constant effort to kill himself. Its disrespectful to the an hero population to compare their woven cords of freedom and the struggles that entails to Jack's state of merely existing. They wish they could 41% themselves with such indulgent splendor.

The eyes of a man who watched an unfathomable amount of porn

EDIT: I cannot stop fucking thinking about this - why are we, as a society, at a point where "r/gooncaves" is a thing and there isn't some kind of van that picks these people up and humanely euthanizes them?

When do you think he'll complain about his eye being lazy at work and quiet quitting? Modern organs have no respect these days.

There are 2 options for this kinda thing. 1: scares away all ladies and can't reproduce. 2: ropes....


There really is no wrong answer, only lolz.

wish i could erase the knowledge she fucked a weird midget on camera though

I think we can all agree, nothing more masculine than a petite woman screeching obscenities in an HRT-fried voice as she is tossed by a couple of cops and arrested.

We know the cocaine twink is dead.

Nigger you need to lurk so hard the NSA name a breakroom after you.

I would not doubt that she would have been a prime lolcow in the Internet Era

porcus non grata

lol @ the double clocking

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

It's just a stalingrad game so a lot of nazis play it

 

[AN/ALR56]

Our planet and its future is now basically held hostage by young males recruited into 4chan’s hate army by Elon Musk and extremist online podcasters like Joe Rogan and Tim Pool.

 

[Sprate Header]

The war in Gaza is like Skibidi Toilet.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Nice job tho nailing the FGM aesthetic.

 

[Tablet County]

Soda urination is not funny, Mr. Ping Pong

I agree with you and am openly a retard, as the lord made me