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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He's devouring them!

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Working for Epstein is more honorable than working for Kotaku. Real talk.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I'm so racist I shit white like oxidised dog shit

I'm so Racist I'm Anti-Semitic.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Jihad. Jihad on you. Jihad on you and your gay penis.

If we're going with that definition of racism then me calling someone a nigger isn't racism. Nice!

Shut up nigger!

His carnivore lifestyle has gotten out of control; now he's trying to consume puppies.

Imagine getting your ass kicked by children still young enough to play at a playground

Every windmill is a giant if you want to find a giant.

have at least some shred of self-respect and pay a hooker to be your friend... I don't know, literally anything else would be preferable to this.

Negropede

Jesus fucking wept....this is like trying to ward off a rapist by smugly telling him you are wearing crotchless panties and are feeling extra tight tonight

ok imma stop trying to be creative and just stick with simple fat derogation

You can't have empathy if you're a fucking narcissist and you can't be an intellectual when you're dumber than a bag of hammers.

Another thing white people are better at than black people: making fun of white people.

"Mentally ill man puts on make-up, commits crimes" isn't a "queer work of art", it's a fucking documentary.

If I catch my great grand daughter serving a cockroach cocktail party I will come from beyond the black veil and haunt her shit. Not a regular poltergeist haunting. It will be a Japanese horror style haunting. Have her living room turn into impossible geometries of flesh and blood.

The sun is the evil day star and I avoid it as much as possible. I become as nocturnal as possible from April-October for a reason.

How many genocides are we up to now? Three? Four?

Walmart clearance section can be a good finger-on-pulse to see what stupid shit being forced down our throats isn't taking. The worst of the ecoshit dies there. Weird off-putting minimalist aesthetic school or office supplies. Kids are pretty blunt especially, so the toy clearance section being loaded with the ugly diversity characters' merch is funny. Kids like animals, big machinery, buff chad action guys, and pretty princesses and mermaids. Sorry!!!

Ah, mental illness bingo

Only a Redditor could take a casual compliment from a stranger as an affront to their self image.

The fact that he's a fudgepacker is irrelevant (though it makes it more schadenfreudeable).

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You forgot about the child porn I mean fine art

 

[Dr. Butt]

one engorged orb visibly attached to a greater orb of an inflated nature concealed beneath highly stressed adidas tracksuit, jutting below lying a pair of unremarkably normal legs, whilst in the middle a third possible orb of a flap like nature which jiggles when in motion.

 

[.iota.]

this may be the greatest random_text placement to have ever been generated:

 

[Harold Penisman]

Glad to help.

Now, let me sit on your face and fart into your sinuses. My fecal molecules are even boob shaped, you'll love it.

 

[LurkTrawl]

She looks like Julianna Margulies with a Guy Fawkes filter.

Yikes. With a face like that you could go arse-to-mouth, starting at either end.

 

[Keith Kunt]

Human nature is seeing that Hitler rated your post in the Cheese thread "dumb" and getting upset

 

[Meat Target]

We lost worlds full of loose prop objects that react to everything due to console retards running laptop APUs for all of the 2010s yet no one ever starts a riot over that, but affect boob bounce one time and /v/ is coming with knives out.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Is your clitoris running? Well, you better go catch it!

 

[Pissmaster]

I personally hate when I'm driving my kiwifarms account down the road and null changes the cruise control button endangering the lives of everyone around me.

 

[eatler]

ERP literally classifies as NSFW you dumbass

 

[Aunt Carol]

I also used to be able to do logarithms but I forget exactly why I even wanted to do that.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

The Kotaku journo's father plainly told her to touch grass:
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https://twitter.com/alyssa_merc/status/1765735313710764116

"huh. Okay. Just shut your laptop? The internet isn't real life!"

 

[vomitusdeux]

Shame about the fucked up HRT penis

He also has a fetish for women crushing eggs with their feet, idk if he represents the average moid, but if you say so.

Ah yes. The most important part of the road to womanhood, getting your ears pierced at Claire's.

Imagine being 30 years old and playing defense on social media for a teenager who eats his own shit.

Paragraphs are not exclusive to reddit.

if you're spamming diapers out of your hardrive i don't think you're being ironic anymore

Stop showing your HRT moobs to people.

Sir your loli enjoying cat fucking Hitler loving white nationalist is ready to speak to you, he looks like nothing you’d expect.

That might be his winter coat yours seeing. Brown people have those sometimes.

my nigger in christ people are using a web 1.0 forum by clicking random shit in their notification tray saying that niggerhater420 liked their post. That's how they use the site. This is how someone who has been hit with a wrench and has internal bleeding in their brain would use the site.

I'm surprised you've been so glued to this thread. I figured you were too busy dilating your poopwound

Jesus. What is up with those tattoos? They look like they were done in someone's bedroom by a meth addict.

User has shared picture of HRT moobs in DMs.​

i accept null as my communist computer god

Null, I curse you.

I cure you to forever eat Velveta cheese.

I curse you to never eat another wonderful banana pepper ever again.

Your children will be trans and you will get reverse vitiligo where you slowly turn into a nigger.

imagine that

a balldo emote

This thread is moving so fast that nobody’s going to see this post where I talk about the time some lady grabbed me by the crotch at a lords of acid concert.

everyone giving nulls love without nulls consent is committing RAPE and that NIGGER HAS 150K IN LITIGATION MONEY

@holyhandgrenade and @Omori Boy sitting in a tree D-I-L-A-T-I-N-G

I want to squish Null's fat cheeks and play with them like Play-Doh

Null fixed True & Honest stickers showing up for normal users who can't use them and all it took was a mental breakdown and complete overhaul of the sticker system. Good on him!

Man, people born in 1999 are old enough to be groomers and pedos. How the time flies, you really don't even notice.

You in particular are such a pathetic queer. I hope you're autistic and I hope this change really genuinely upsets you. I want to step on your thing and break it in front of you. I cannot fucking believe how fucking gay you are. It's like listening to Wingsofredemption dog whimper over CoD trolls. It spins my sympathy all the way around to contempt.

No, human nature is emotional and fickle. Human nature is seeing that Hitler rated your post in the Cheese thread "dumb" and getting upset

Oh my god. First I can’t get my dopamine drip from the Kiwi Farms. Next, I can’t get my dopamine drip from Twitter. This is worse than the holocaust.

if my penis enters your butt during the night, and you don't wake up, does make it a rape?

 

[SwanSwanson]

@totally not CIA agent
Lemme get this straight, this tranny stupidly got himself involved with the Catler drama and it then escalated to it turning out he's a tranny into degenerate shit and now everyone has seen moobs? Did I get that right?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

For puff puff's sake if nothing else.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Is Skordas as well known for killing disabled people as Hitler?

Can we talk about that guy’s choice to wear a top hat and how her nipples have been airbrushed out?