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[Gentlebastard]

My God, I just realized it's been Current Year for almost a decade now.

I had a friend and she said he kept pawing at her arse all the time, and people knew he was very handsy. Not rape, just rubbing his diabetic Mexican hands on lasses.

Local Khazar Pooner is also upset.

Any woman in history who did anything interesting is trans. Women are incapable of doing anything more than sitting and looking pretty dont you know?

Gawd its so blatantly fucking him it never fails to make giggle like a retard

atleast when chris chan tried to pull a false flag he had the wit to wear a fucking towel over his head

Did nobody ever tell this li'l pooner men can't stand up too quickly or all the semen in their bodies will instantly pour out of their dicks like a pregnant woman's water breaking? I'd have thought they'd cover that in sex ed nowadays.

This will be like trying to take away dragon ball z from Mexico levels of bloodbath.

Germany doesn't actually understand what the fuck people tried to hammer into them after WW2 with Denazification actually meant. All they took from it was "don't be antisemitic and don't like the funny windmill" and all the points about not being cogs in the machine of the state and complete subservient to higher authority just passed by them.

My grandfather, God rest his soul, was a very wise man. He always said the Germans will do it again, they are incapable of being free like Englishmen or Americans. When I see him again one day I’ll tell him he was right, and he’ll laugh at me.

The true role of a good parental figure.

If Girlboss movies are anything to go by, she'd make a great Hitler.

I'm surprised at you! This is the 2020's. Women can be Hitler too, now.

I trust the Cheetos company to make a better food product than the Oakland Public Schools.

Ever wonder what living in CWCville is like? We're in it right now.

The only thing I use Chrome for is periodically googling things like "why do some people think black lives don't matter" and "how to acquire hormones for my transgender child in Texas" to throw them off my scent. It's an easy way to build your social credit score (which totally doesn't exist).

The era of women charging they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie is slowly coming to an end.

The government doesn't care about your health. You aren't centrally planning your way out of this.

Stoicism isn't about being an emotionless robot, it's about being in control of your outward manifestations of them, rather than the other way around. You can understand why histrionic troons and SJW retards in general would not be able to cope with such a concept.

"Granda, grandpa, look! We found this weird old meme on TikTok. What does 'noko' in the email field mean?"

I don't want to be flashbanged by fat tranny gunt.

 

[KittyGremlin]

And one last thing: Please do not get any ideas about posting this DMCA Takedown Notice on your website. I have read the published case of Greer v. Moon, 83 F.4th 1283 (2023). A precedent-setting court has already declared that doing so is a surefire way to become vicariously liable for the infringement.

- Some faggot's DMCA Takedown Notice, promptly posted on the forum by Null.

 

[Abella]

did tranny death squads kick your door down with a political compass test yet?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@AStupidMonkey

Aaaaaand there goes the headache coming back.

I'm going to go take a bottle of ibuprofen.

If you don't see me, I've bled out through my earholes.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Big tits have always had a place in American culture.

I just hope the shrimp was actually good enough to go to jail for.

I think you live in your head too much, if you break this guy's legs and then just don't admit it 90% of the time they'll talk to you, and you speak like a normal human being, then him and he'll shout like a crazy person, they'll just leave. Trust me I've been through this a few times.

Just as the founding fathers intended.

My experience living as a man has not lived up to what was advertised and I would very much like to speak to a manager.

The era of women charging they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie is slowly coming to an end.

If dragons were real, I'd want to eat them.

“The defendant, Miss Norris, now transitioning, she has a penis, was standing there fully naked, on the first day almost glorifying in that nudity over quite a period of time knowing the girls were there and drawing attention to herself. And the next day when she saw them again and she was naked, glorying in her nudity, almost posturing, definitely manipulating her penis with these two young girls being able to see all this. The Crown would suggest there was no attempt to cover up, no attempts of any modesty or propriety.”

 

[Harm]

i transheart dogdick but i would never ever ever ever touch a dog penis pinky promise

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Here at Kiwi Farms, we need the most rigorous proof that you will not have sex with Jackie Singh.

 

[N Space]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/catler-drama-summarized.184974/post-17969769

Please don't say that nobody likes me, as it's true.

I'm not throwing myself into a woodchipper.

 

[Tablet County]

Timmy boy, it took your dogshit store THREE FUCKING YEARS to add a SHOPPING CART. Don't suddenly try to pretend like you care about the wittle man.

Reading the article made me so autistic I now like trains. Toot toot!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wants ethically sourced horse cock

 

[Laburnum]

Anyway the 40 minute mark hit and I got to hearing this girl describe her mother’s fart fetish.

 

[ShooterOfCum]

Dear heavenly father
Thank you for giving absolute retards access to the internet
It's really fucking funny
Amen

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

These dudes need Wahhabism, not the Bible

I came here to make a joke. Instead, what little hope I have for humanity has diminished further. Thanks Kiwifarms!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We're gay virgins.

How do you put “Christ is Lord” and “futa addict” in the same bio of your Twitter you use to like porn?

Least degenerate anti-lolicon sperg.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wants ethically sourced horse cock

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is Facebook tier momscience and you're actively genociding the existence of nice asses by proliferating these dogshit takes.

I...can't really process this logically. He has to know everything he says is absolute shit, right? No one can lack this much self-awareness.

Lolcows, I am going to break all of the sacred Kiwi Laws that were inscribed in crayon on the back of Chris-Chan's first drawing of Sonichu. I am going to tell you how to avoid ever having to worry about us EBIL KIWIFARMERS.
Stop reading the Farms and pretend we don't exist. Your lives will be much happier. Barring that, STOP DOING DUMB SHIT.

Gentlemen no fighting in the war room porno dungeon

I should know better than to try to educate coomers by now.

I could see Pajeets DMing this thing.

The sun is a chud. Billions must tan.

The kiwis hate the YouTube videos I make about Minecraft turtles, but I only called the turtles sexy twice.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

You should be able to stream yourself getting drunk without retards calling the police on you. I can't believe I even have to say this.

 

[SentinentCloud]

A Hate Monster app would be cool, and might help reduce hate. It runs in the background looking for keystrokes. Any time it sees offensive words you have typed like faggot, nigger etc on any app, it appears on screen shaking its head and says "delete that" in a low growly voice. Everytime you type a bad word without deleting it the hate monster gets bigger and angrier.

 

[dick brain]

His dick looks soft and weak just like him.

 

[Rotollo 2]

i require you to calm down and do not be mean to your gay friends

it is my plan to survive the changing tides of the Farms, i will pretend to be a catboy so i can keep posting

 

[Tablet County]

High test low est = hank hill body, high est low test = pixar mom.