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[Pedophobe]

you really need to look at how you've been treating me. you've made my villian origin story happen.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

When President Trump shits himself in front of the Pope, let me know.

:::Toddler gets excited knowing he’s going to get a chocolate cake for dessert instead of a tit::

Kiwifarms: “is this autism?”

and then they grow up and join Kiwifarms

People died because the Americans were so obsessed with black cock.

This caused actual problems. People died because the Americans were so obsessed with black cock.

The closest thing reddit has to actual world news is r/anime_titties.

For all your talk, you have sent more American soldiers to stop the power of black cock

Americans were the first ones to talk about how "big BLACK cock" was a specific weapon of war

America's fear of big black cock was its actual fucking policy for like 50 years.

>no archive
>two paragraphs
>black penis
>self posting in community happening

Uh huh.

Yeah, that is about what I would expect a man who molests fire extinguishers to look like.

I can't take a man with a penis plushy seriously.

If I was getting tortured to death I think I'd have bigger worries than if the guy had a boner or not.

When you were hauled out of the cave and gang raped by bears, would you agree this was a consequence of your poor decision making? That you were in fact, asking for bear rape?

if you were paying attention to biology classes, maybe you would have learned that having butt sex with random hobos under a bridge will cause you to have to wear a butt plug 24/7 or risk shitting your pants everytime you fart

Imagine needing your mommy to schedule an appointment with a prostitute!

The Kiwi Farms and The Mystery Of The Shooter's Crotch

Ah yes, a woman wearing clothes. Truly the gayest.

It's like if IDubbz and Anisa did the dragon ball fusion dance.

Have you ever woken up with morning wood one day and decided you might be a lesbian?

What is it with trannies and shit?

Show of hands: Who here is surprised that he didn't just put the whole family in diapers?

I'm not Womb Wizard enough.

None of this has anything at all to do with niggers eating cornstarch.

You're treating them as fuck trophies for clout on Kiwi Farms of all places my nigga.

The days of making fun of LOTR elves with purple nipples are over.

It seems the concept of dinosaur cock n balls has to be settled first.

Do you often get boners thinking of black men in prison?

The real mpreg is dykes getting pregnant. Deal with it.

How much do you think a first edition of The Turner Diaries autographed by RuPaul would be worth?

The nigger troon who made that nightmare EPI mod for minecraft called himself a tradwife.

I'm not joining a Discord though because I don't want to cut my dick off and sell drugs to kids.

Being a Gaynigger is more than an IMDB credit listing; it's a state of mind.

I learned something from this thread. Apparently eating Jewish arse is incredibly high in calories and makes you a massively fat fuck.

A real "I LOVE MY DEAD, GAY SON" moment.

but I think the vagina in question here is a natural one.

No amount of rectal tomfoolery could make me good at chess.

This is the exact reason not to get doxed on kiwifarms. All the autists want my dinosaurs.

 

[Tablet County]

Through God all things are possible. Even achieving spiritual peace without god.

Legally and through legitimate means crack open the skulls of pharma cosmetics and marketing execs with a ball peen hammer

I really like the Klown Bitch song/animation up until they sprout wings and I have to see that hideous gay jester cry bitch tears.

 

[BirdUp]

Please just ignore this post if you're a victim of sexsual assult

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Feefee81093

Like gay white boy fart porn?

 

[Harm]

Less makey threads, more takey meds.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

no way in hell that hitler guy isn't shoving as much money as he can in her cunt.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I don’t know what the CIA wanted with Little Tommy playing touhou in the computer room but we both gotta deal with it

there’s nothing hotter from a woman than being so unhealthy, you could star in an african food hunger commercial

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

"I might fuck dogs, but my profile picture isn't Sonic the Hedgehog."

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Beauty is on the inside. It doesn't matter what the outside appearance is, there is this little, tiny, insignificant thing that everyone else overlooks, but it's what I look for inside a woman. That thing is my dick.

 

[Dr. Butt]

this retard hopped, skipped, and jumped away from God and nature, flipping them both off the whole way.

>my game where I shoot electric bolts from my hands at giant diving suit monsters is why men can become women

 

[Pissmaster]

Hulkster is so much against raping grandmothers that he can't stop talking about it.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Pissmaster context?

Tax:

I saw @Bargain Bin Laden at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@SiccDicc

How... how big is your belly button?

@Shrekking Crew

got that megabutton

 

[Mango Cobra]

He is well oiled and in for the long haul and everyone is taking it shitting down.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

these people have been doxxing people's address, just so you know.

From her profile:

Harass me further on my profile. go for it. the thread lock doesn't mean further contact you know.

this is proof you go after me. continue to give me proof, I'm not even posting and you continue harassing me.

I finally have proof of this.

LEAVE ME ALONE!

this PROVES you go after me. what part of I NOW HAVE PROOF OF THIS MATTER DO YOU NOT GET?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/samant...ain-emily-nicole-cassidy.141558/post-18031862

I have reported you to staff. leave me the fuck alone.

 

[Emily Cassidy]

From her profile:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/samant...ain-emily-nicole-cassidy.141558/post-18031862

What does my stuff have to do with this thread? nothing. please stop.

 

[frozen_runner]

Harry Potter is just British Naruto.

Thank you. This is useful intel.
I will use it to be a more effective bigot.

my rule of thumb is if its a negative thing black people are overrepresented in it

Ketanji Brown Jackson sounds like the kind of name that Chris would makeup when he decides that he wants to include a black woman in Sonichu lore.

Whenever I go on a date I shove a jackfruit down my pants to instill a sense of both wonder and fear.

I fucking hate everyone involved in this but I really fucking hate niggers.

Wypipo don't season their brains.

That's a racial slur I'd never heard before. Kiwi Farms is, as always, a truly educational experience.

I like to make up my own news in my head. It's better that way.

I can't abide by troons. That is all.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

a one-way bridge to Homoland.

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

I don't really care if you disagree. I am still 100% correct.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

YOUR ACCUSING ME OF TAKING A DAMN POSE. I CANNOT TAKE A POSE, IT'S NOT COPYRIGHTABLE. YOU OWE ME A GODDAMNED APOLOGY. MY ART DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE LAMBY DANCES. THE ONLY THING SIMILAR IS AN ARM POSE.

YOUR BITCHING AT ME OVER SOMETHING THAT THEY CANT BE COPYRIGHTABLE.

FUCK OFF.