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At the end of the day: keep dilating and stay away from Rumer
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At the end of the day: keep dilating and stay away from Rumer
The Germans are just the OG shit-eaters, they're coasting on their legacy while new contenders emerge.
In Spain's case it's that deep Visigothic heritage activating, so Germans are still to blame.
Ah, good ol' Homiesexuality.
Sun Tzu says, 'Let your smell cloud their strategy and clear the table'.
Even if they're 100% correct, I don't give a shit. Lawyers are scum, this lawyer seems like a particularly scummy version of scum, and I wouldn't wish lawfare on even my worst enemies.
'Torso Sex Dolls' is the kind of quality content that I come to this thread for.
Failing a drug test has never tasted so good.
She should abort -- herself and her husband.
Also, no way in hell this nigga's a Slytherin. Bloated Hufflepuff lookin' ass.
a man from Quebec once told me that a common snack over there is to eat bread dipped in maple syrup. It sounded very Canadian, so I didn't question it.
Not sure why but the comment that just says, "faggot," made my day.
tl;dr: Man troons out with 4 month old daughter, tells wife that he doesn't want more kids (even though he said he did before and as she says, it's one of the reasons why they bonded), doesn't even want to be a parent anymore, and the worst betrayal possible, he tells his wife he no longer wants to be vegan.
how can someone I have such an absolute low opinion of keep going lower?
I just hope some complete retard shows up at his deathbed and yells "JULAAAAAAY" and that's the last thing he hears.
What if they don’t like poopoo too much, it’s just we like poopoo too little.
Nigga you could have just called yourself "gay canadian" and been fine.
The writing of homosexual erotica is in which ring?
If Bones is Mortha one of the last things they posted and defended was some organisation jacking of dead Israeli soldiers for their sperm.
@Betonhaus is kind of reminding me of the time @MrJokerRager posted his email address in those hugbox PM chains, and people linked it to a porn account he used to favorite an incest chastity fetish story where the family were described as "hairless".
I selected the cats of Minecraft because it is easy to crop the image and drop the square face onto the body of the cat like a mask.
One time I spent three hours attempting to Photoshop a picture of a cat chambering a round into the barrel of a handgun
If they are allowed to do this what prevents me from having one of those mobile ad trucks things, driving it by city hall, and filling it with dog shit instead of burgers.
yeah sure whatever, hope you enjoy the brown future of America to cure your xenophobia.
my xenophobia is an asset
"It smells like McDonalds!"
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
WHY WOULD YOU FREELY ADMIT THAT YOU FOLLOW ABDL
AT LEAST MAKE US WORK FOR IT
Why are we banning people from the ghetto, do we want them to shit up the nicer threads?
Wait, we're not all wearing diapers here?
You can fuck dudes all day long and not be a faggot, or at least not a faggot in the worst sense of the word, and you can never fuck another dude and be a gigantic, disgusting faggot.
>generates 40-year old looking man that looks like he'd be a tech startup CEO with a certain ancestry.
What did they mean by this?
It takes a very special caliber of person to not just eat shit but to film themselves doing it, and that kind of character seems to strongly overlap with being gay and fiercely left wing, for some reason.
I still believe going for one month without talking about V-tubers specifically on Kiwi Farms for importing inane drama from another website is a fair response.
If I watched a bunch of pedobaiting fat women hide behind cartoon avatars, I'd have the good sense to deny it.
Okay. So... how does one discover this... interest?
What are the circumstances leading up to you shitting on your office floor and eating it for fun and presumably sex-related enjoyment? If he was force-feeding it to a middle manager he hated that might be different, if somewhat extreme.
Why is it that when we mock scat fetishists, we bring up Germany instead of Spain, again?
Hey Kiwifarmers, I thought this site was about documenting lolcows, not transitioning into one
It would be better to find solace in some airy carb with a total-victory crust. But it might just be a bagel. When the solace ends, the hole remains. There's no way around it.
If Tony doesn’t keep doing 180s, how else is the skirt supposed to go spinny?
This is the dumbest shit i've read today
You know this isn't 4chan right?
faggots, not even once
We're all gods tardiest breed and he left us in a hot car
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You smashed the pussy. Nutted all inside it. Their biggest prize, they gave to you over and over again, with great enthusiasm. I let some bitch in an El Paso strip club suck my dick. I didn’t give you anything, other than some money spent on you, that you weren’t even worth.
Whatever, I’m in Argentina.
First name? Sanjaharathpugandaflopty-nandahar
Last name? Nahasapeemapetalathakathakk-magandhi
Sex: pls show vagene
Date of birth: India
They are literally a subspecies of pajeet that exists on theft and mugging. [...] My fanfiction is that they were so vile they got banished from India.
Unfortunately some White men fall for the trickery of non-white women despite the fact race mixing is wrong and immoral.
i think all the users in this thread who are anti-abortion should be chained to a radiator in a house and said house be set on fire. I will be sitting out front watching with glee on my face listening to the screams of you pathetic beta males. i will smear myself in the blood of freshly aborted fetuses as a celebration of eradicating you parasites from Mother Earth.
Hail Gaia!!
It's a real "Yes, child; and no, child" situation.
@Lifeguard Hermit, the rope. Many of you are neckbeards. I mean look at the mods pictures fucking lol most of you look like them
You gotta be super special to steal fuckin cows from the Taliban
If doctors could prescribe giant robots, all mental illnesses would be cured.
I watched my first episode of One Piece when I was in grade school, now I am an old man and they still haven't found the damn treasure.
No, child, I am not an Earthworm Jim cosplayer. Those are just your clinical delusions.
I never knew the Internet could also be a trailer park.
I see that Carl has discovered that heavily processed food is, in fact, heavily processed. Hard hitting journalism here folks.
Gee bill, two broken arms?
I immediately searched to see if and how this tragedy could be spun to validate my viewpoints and prejudices. It wasn’t easy but here’s an essay about ME
Just like last time, certain individuals will cheer and celebrate the supposed fall of the "zionist regime". Then, they will whine and call for "CEASEFIRE NOW!" as they draw an obese Sonic the Hedgehog chewing a watermelon.
I hate that leftists think Israel must be destroyed because they agree with me for the wrong reason
This guy is lip mogging Angelina Jolie.
heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
I ain't readin' allat.
Here's a vid of a friend of mine drifting his shitbox. He's cool.
I like the idea that OP is roleplaying as some dude who can't hear the demon next to him trying to explain that there is absolutely no outcome to posting this thread where he won't come off as an obnoxious, nigger-lipped faggot.
If I had to eat a human I’d want it to be a grass fed Finnish person
i love the schizos posting rn
it's THESE kinds of statements that most make me yearn for the cleansing fires
Bowl cut with tonsure, monk look is all the rage right now.
You see, Karson is not just an intellectual; but rather, an advanced intellectual. Some might even say retarded.
The 90s were such a good time, kiwi bros. Political correctness was rampant but you call still say “nigger” without most people batting an eyelid.
Just wait till MY schizophrenia takes hold, its gonna be funny
I had a family member walk in on me dilating on Christmas Day.
Over time things eased ,at times it smelt bad and still does sadly(A smelly mucus plug that will sometimes appear after sex or dilating) i can take a good sized cock and have mutiple orgasms !
The lack of sexual dimorphism and poor health indicators among the notable members are similar to the troons they mock.
If someone posted a photo of Null and claimed he was a trans man, Kiwifarms members would start pointing out how poorly he passes.
'Look how round and feminine his head shape is, and his eyes are clearly female—just look at the brow ridge!'
Just a reminder, never EVER use faceid or biometrics of any kind.
thug feds will force you to open it via manhandling if you do. (They did this to John Eastman, in an ambush on the street, and in violation of a federal court order to the contrary. Once it was open the damage could not be undone)
Always a pass code.
I feel for you if you live in some commie block dystopia, amd I don't mean that as an insult I truly am sympathetic if you live somewhere like Latvia
Stop being weird.
Ratnoid I love you do not turn away from my embrace