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[grenouille crétine]

“ghost marriage (posthumous marriage) is possible, even if not legally binding in many countries. These marriages usually involve a seance and a celebration if possible.”

[tumblr sauce]

 

[BirdUp]

I fuck women in the ass. Women do not fuck me in the ass.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I don’t have to watch Sesame Street to fulfill my need to see autistic muppets. That niche in my life is fortunately occupied by this forum and its userbase.

 

[Dr. Butt]

How much does it cost to get bogged? Can you just walk in an say "give me your finest bog!"?

He's a flagrant, continual, publicly, dishonest liar about everything.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I am honestly looking for answers on the 'full squid in a tin' question btw

 

[Tablet County]

Mods I was only sending asshole pics to users ironically

What I dispute is that the likes of Hilary Clinton...is hiding in a Chuck e Cheese to touch kids.

I've already seen the Hedonism II photo of Nick's flat ass, I don't wish to see it or anything else in its proximity ever again.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I’m pretty sure that I personally know people who are much more than half a percent plastic by weight

Yes, they're called redditors.

I pay the homeless to eat glass, so it for sure is contaminating the human body lol.

 

[Tablet County]

His parents sponsor an AIDS charity

Also known as Nick's bank account.

"Balldo chooses to open his mouth only to lie, drink or literally suck dick."

Slatonic phenotype beginning to develop. He will be worthy of the Deathfats board by Christmas.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm fine with 4th graders drinking a cup of tea. (without takis)

He wouldn't know an African swallow from a European swallow, I bet.

That man may own the gayest most gay voice of all gay time.

Don't lie Fatty. We all know your blood is a combination of bacon grease and pancake batter.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

I will be seeking damages in the form of twelve (12) units of eye bleach, five (5) gallons of high grade grain alcohol and one (1) home lobotomy kit to unsee what I just saw plus damages for intentional infliction of emotional distress (IIED). Please look forward to my filing and be less ugly in the future.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

The wiki right now
ghostarchive
[more context]

death to all fascist /pol/tardswhat you f4ggots are doing to the [Dustborn] devs is nothing other than terrorism

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

You need people like Austin. You need people like Austin so you can clip your fuckin’ streams and say, “that’s the crack guy.”

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

JFK was killed when a lawnmower tossed a rock from the grassy knoll and hit him in the head

 

[Meat Target]

This Cease & Desist reads like the "Lawyer" was typing it one handed while angrily jacking off.

 

[PhoBingas]

That's a good point. Alright you've convinced me, in the interests of wire heading my way to the ultimate in autistic efficiency I am swearing off women and marrying my dick.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

I never knew opening a phone book was illegal

I Slept With Alyssa Mercante And All I Got Was This Stupid STI

 

[Oliver Onions]

My main takeaway is that Phil's going to open a community center where all his supporters can engage in knife fights.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

What is QUADRUPLEPOSTING? Also please don't be racist

 

[Gentlebastard]

Do you have something to say about porn stars or are you going to just jack off to the sound of your own typing

I say

I scared my dog laughing at this, it can’t be humanly possible to cope this hard.

He’s not lying, it is a rant. Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!

If I saw her in the street, I’d probably assume she was a recently-out lesbian.

"Okay, don't be mad," said Patrick, fatly.

Enjoy prison. Unless you state you will. Because then you won't.

I know that porn of hilariously fat people exists (thank you for sharing, Joshua Moon)

I am now going fully off the grid for until wednesday next. I really fucking hope he doesnt pull some CWC-barbussy tier hijinks in this time or I am going to be extremely cross

It cannot be overstated just how creepy he looks in that picture. He barely looks human. His neck is engulfing his blubbery face and his weird creepy eyes and deformed ears are the cherry on top of the retarded cake. Just an awful looking pig of a man.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

It's chinky slots but instead of getting money you get pre-pubesent anime girls.

So basically if you want the feds to actually do something in a law enforcement capacity, find a way to frame it as a tax crime.

"Hey honey, mommy needs you to delete all of your social media, as soon as possible."
"But why, mom? Trans_Fem69420 just singalboosted my furry TikToks!"
"Mommy was a-logging on Kiwi Farms and got us omega-doxed. Now delete them all before they archive everything!"

BUT MOOOOOOOM, HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO CONNECT WITH OTHER LIKE MINDED INDIVIDUALS ON DISCORD

Why is everyone on the internet who is obsessed with Nazi Germany and Nazi aesthetics a shitskin or an untermensch in general?, this reminds me of my previous take about how in the 21st century, white people hate being white and wish they were of another race, but spics, poojeets, chinks, nogs, and mutts become white supremacists, and dream to become the Führers of the Fourth Reich's with theirWelthauptstadt capitals in places known for its highly Nordic-Aryan Übermensch inhabitants, such as Monterrey, Mexico, or Manila, Philippines, or Lahore, Pakistan, truly what Hitler dreamed of.

So he was kicked out of his own country for... internet hentai?

NOT ANOTHER BLACK GUY WITH A CHEESY AMHOLE

Fuck the millions we are making, i have to talk to this underage bussy

Clearly we're in this one fanfic where Snape gives Dudley autism in revenge for the Dursleys abusing Harry.

The only context I can picture her looking photogenic in is as a model for child caskets.

Oh yeah I think I read this in a book called How to get your face caved in by a schlub male with a beer belly

IQmogged by Koko the Gorilla

"Where's the delete button"

Ket is a white mans drug, fent is for black people. That's just how it is. Meth is for white people, acid/shrooms are for white people, poppers are for white people, mdma is for white people. Weed is for black people, crack is for black people (ironically), lean is for black people, heroin is for black people. It doesn't matter how many white people take fent, those are just black people who got lost in the paint aisles. Certain drugs are just black or white that's just the vibe they give off.

Aw, that's not a nice thing to say about the Y chromosome.

Irony is dead, trannies killed it.

Do we need Fetish Management 101 in high schools now?