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[Tablet County]

Hey guys! Longtime stlaker, first time poster.

Where are the mass protests, burning, looting, etc? Why is it ok to kill a bicyclist with a car?

 

[Yamamura]

When is the BIPOC (Bikes and Insufferable People of Cycling) community going to rise the fuck up and fight back against institutional travelism?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The insufferable albino with the gold cyber arm isn't a twink. She's a pooner. The beaner cuck with the beard is the only male out of the four main characters.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Every time I fly, I make it a joke to open up my prescription pill bottle and eat like 5 antihistamines with a whiskey ginger. I buy middle seats and have night terrors when I do this. I've accidentally punched people. That's how I raw dog flights.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

(Link)

You're an overweight bum one cheeseburger away from making the world a better place.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Recently I bought an Instagram ad for my profile".
Ladies and Gentlemen: the winner of this L thread.

You can exist all you want. Just stop being a fag about it.

Just stop being a gross pedo retard.

I prophesize that in one generation, Texas will be worse than San Francisco.

it would be more like wearing a weird secret hat on my crotch.

 

[stupid frog]

The Pope should bulldoze all those palaces and turn the Vatican into the Kowloon Walled City for rapefugees if he really believes this.

 

[Tablet County]

Calling therapy "the rapy" just makes me think you need it even more than an average person would.

>"There's a thread on people like you."
>"Not really."
>writes 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 word essay justifying why they don't want to have sex

Fatness is temporary.
Cuckoldry is eternal.

Truly, his heart is as fat as his bitch tits

 

[Gentlebastard]

the type to have a tranny fuck him up the ass and claim it's not gay because he looks like a girl

How has he never been medically diagnosed as some brand of retard? It baffles.

I'm guessing they're missing the entire genre of Japanese porn where a school girl gets molested on the train.

Telemarketers should enjoy prison.

I feel like modern SJWs or whatever just adopt/ appropriate the hostility of middle management black women as their personality.

People dislike him because he's a cunt him being stupid and fat just make laughing at him easier.

You call an internet argument a 'confrontation'? You go, tough guy.

"ANOTHER day where every single person i meet is an asshole! why us"

Guys got some medieval halloween turnip jackolantern tier teeth though holy fuck.

the other day me and a friend were in the grocery store, trying to find some sort of easy non-controversial snack food to bring to an event. Meanwhile there was a black woman walking a few feet front of us. We walked past an area where there was watermelon and my friend mentioned maybe bringing watermelon without really thinking about it. As soon as the black woman heard the word she turned around to look back at us as if on reflex, then looked away when she realized we weren't talking to her/trying to be racist or whatever I guess. The jokes write themselves lmao

The plushie looks so defeated
Sorry your life is like this, little shark

Dammit. I missed all the fun while I was out living my life with my working limbs, functional penis and full head of hair.

They just act retarded because they legitimately are.

He's like the right-wing version of Brianna Wu. Hated by everyone who isn't a retard

I don't even hate him, he's just hilariously dumb and that he's managed to push his body to the brink of death while still pushing is even funnier

>Chungusbot, my son, I want you to use all these huge troves of data a human could never include in their decision-making processes to make the most rational and unbiased decisions possible"

>NO, NOT LIKE THAT

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She wouldn't know Punk if someone shot her with a Sex Pistol and buried her with the rest of the Dead Kennedys in a Shallow Grave wrapped up in a Black Flag and had GG Allin do her eulogy.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Omg it's my favorite LGBT internet content creator Bryan Dunn.

 

[Thé au lait]

Is there a whole community that takes the Love Live card game this seriously? If so, I think I know what the next thread I'm making is.

Edit: I fucking hate reddit.

God, that's hot. I want them to eat my Stretch Armstrong toy.

And best of all, from our favorite pig:

>dad... please come home and stop raging at twitter all day... im really lonely here
>This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Oh my god this is so embarrassing lol

 

[General Emílio Médici]

You post on Kiwi Farms and your wife is getting IVF? How long before autism diagnosis? You'll have to set up your child with a Kiwi Farms account.

 

[supremeautismo]

Amish girls just slip a racy drawing of their ankles into your supper pail.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I missed all the fun while I was out living my life with my working limbs, functional penis and full head of hair.

 

[Bucephalus]

“I do have a Ph.D.,” Shaffer says. “I praise . . . him . . . daily!”

He warns that painted fingernails on boys are signs that the youth are not just gender-bending but demon-inhabited.

A young man is tending to a dribbling nosebleed with a washcloth—a sign, he says, that he has just been freed from a spirit of video games. “Was it that Slender Man game?” his friend asks. “Maybe,” he responds. “That was super demonic.”

 

[Pissmaster]

I did like that captain planet episode where some kid had AIDS and Captain Planet was like “well, yeah, he’s ok. Except that nigger fucked a monkey in the ass. My nature powers can’t fix that, sorry. He’s dead.”

 

[gagabobo1997]

I'm sure Smash is a very sweet little guy, but does he need a penis as wide and as long as a Red Bull can?

 

[Pedophobe]

For the next level weeaboo loser experience.

Who the hell is this meant to attract? Surely not people with money or good taste?

Pop Star dreams and a Country Song Life.