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[frozen_runner]

We're never getting the Eggplant Wizard ass pics now

I want to program my machines, not be programmed by degenerates.

I honestly don’t think you’re smart enough to use the Internet.

The dimensional merge and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[Tablet County]

the dead horse beating will continue until morale improves

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's kinda amazing in a fucked up kind of way, that he's that delusional and thinks he's got an actual voice that people pay attention to.

This family’s DNA must look like barbed wire.

It was retarded in the 1990s, and it's retarded now.

I try to keep up with crazy conspiracy and alternate world order theories but I've somehow never heard of this one. I thought it was yet more offbrand Qoomer retardation. Serves me right for not following tiktok.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It’s now my kokoro wish for Stephanie to be misgendered by Till Lindemann

 

[Topaz Eyes]

But it seems like the kind of environment that'll make a girl drink hand sanitizer.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

mercante is a disgusting dyke and i would not have sex with her

What's with the watermelon? Is that identifying oneself as a melon-head?

It's also sewing up the vaginal hole. I know my FGM

I know when I'm trying to pick up QT school shooter moms on a gangstalking forum, the first thing I do is send them a link to man-made horrors beyond comprehension. Works every time

Jacking it while skinwalking the Diary of Anne Frank

 

[Rotollo 2]

you're allowed to discriminate who can shitpost on your autism forum.

 

[Margo Martindale]

There's some debates over the ethics of BLM and its relation to Bionicle

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/reddit-general.8257/post-19271349

 

[30+GameOvers]

Just shoot it. Dolphins are smart enough to know what is copulation sex and what is "I'm doing this for fun" sex and they know that there are forms of sex where one is not consenting yet they choose to do it anyways. They KNOW a female doesn't want to have sex with them so they form groups of three to four and take turns blocking her path and raping her. Fuck those nigger dolphins. They will literally suffocate another dolphin for fun by raping their airhole. They torture other animals for fun. FUCK dolphins, man.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I'm not paying $300 for pokemon emerald retard.

The body is just a vessel, eventually the cookie crumbles.

I thought it said Niggercattle Fiance and I wondered what would possess someone to get engaged to Anisa Jomha.

"If it's good enough for Kate," she thought, as she opened Photoshop.

"Chris is my heckin friend not my heckin nightmare", says Jimmy, as he wakes up each day to another nightmare.

Idk to me doesnt Mod Ash’ face sorta scream that guy that’s got some other dark stuff going on

His "sexy" look includes Birkenstocks. I guess these dudes can be lesbians after all.

Above all I'm glad Adam remembered how to forgive himself and not change anything meaningful

“Can we recover from this hit? Our free society must not fall, especially in the face of Islamist terror,”

The rest of him might still be white-ish, but his hands are 100% Heart of Darkness

 

[CEO of Gay]

I've literally not met a single sergal sona that wasn't a vore loving homosexual that really thinks he looks sexy in a nazi outfit.

Why would you admit this to anyone, let alone here on the Farms?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

you can say nigger on kiwi farms

 

[WonderWino]

We run. We jump. We swim away. We cry and try to flee.
Because the creepy tranny counselors fill our food with roofies.

Camp Rapey Tranny,
This idea is not smart,
For when the lights go out at night,
Is when the touching will start!

Now we will share a lifetime of intensive therapy,
Because of the troons and pooners at dear old Camp Rapey Tranny!

Camp Rapey Tranny,
This idea is not smart,
For when the lights go out at night,
They'll blast your ass apart.

Think Rapey Tranny, flee Rapey Tranny,
No Rapey Tranny! UGH!

 

[tehpope]

I do love how anything involving the Holocaust™ will inevitably turn into a discussion on thermodynamics.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Rather be a pig than a wolf whining over someone spilling milk

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

@Pokemanifsmokeweed also you clearly don't know my location or you'd know you'd be nuking innocent people . I don't live in a house, and you think you know my location but you don't lmao.

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

I don't wanna be friends with people that think they're above me, and better than me when they tell me super natural creatures exist . :"|

Sorry for the double-post, but this was just too funny not to

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I may be a vile spiteful orc, but I am not cattle.

Unlike all of you.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You are not an eceleb. No one has doxxed you. Your public posts got made fun of on the internet because you are ugly and fat.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

I love these characters but they'd be even cuter as castrated toddlers!