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[JustSomeDong]

The international museum of nigger nonsense and farm equipment.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

We told you using live piranhas as fapping mittens for your wank sessions was a bad idea! WE TOLD YOU! WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?!

 

[Meat Target]

They have the morals of a dog tick, the social value of a shitstained $3 bill, and the genetics of a baboon with five extra chromosomes.

every time I call their mother a whore but they dont respond. If it continues, I'm going to start sending statistics on how small their dicks are.

 

[SofondaCox]

Anyone who’s been chugging down the koolaid will immediately start screeching about tranny Holocaust. And not in the cool way like us.

@Fapcop

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

There aren't room for nightmares in my world.

Eternal paradise is a corridor full of horny catboys with no arms.

grass is a paid actor. he hasn't touched any yet

Hey, I raped him too! On 26 December 2014. At the back of a GameStop. Remember, Alex, remember!

 

[CaddestSlown]

Kiwi Farms is more anarchist than anything.

But they're insistent on destroying one of the pillars of anarchism (child molestation).

Your guys's teacher didn't lock you in a sex dungeon for a week in order to experience what holocaust victims went through?

its not the jews fucking everything up. Its the cow people.

 

[Ed Special]

Name the race

 

[PhoBingas]

The criminal underclass in Albuquerque is a race unto itself. 60% mexican 30% white 10% native and 25% black. The killer was either a 35 year old man so sunbaked you cant tell what he is and he looks 55 and has 30 counts of rape/murder/counterfeit/shooting guns in the air on birthdays, or he was a fresh faced 14 year old who's been moving drugs and stolen guns for the past 20 years. In either case, the killer lived with his girlfriend and her aunt, she won't get an abortion because she pretends she's a catholic, and he once worked a job for 3 hours before starting a fight and storming out.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

TWENTY-FIVE. Autism must age you worse than meth.

Women don't understand that most cosmetics and fashion are the results of being stuck in a Prisoner's Dilemma with other women over status in the female hierarchy and most men want a nice girl with nice tits and ass that touches their penis and isn't a bitch between penis touches.

Every day is a chore. I just want to pilot a giant robot and punch godzilla in the face. Being a man fucking sucks.

Yeah but that's unrelated they didn't give him the genes that make you good at math and also a neurotic faggot

Perfectly normal for a 53 year old dude to have detailed knowledge of the age of consent in various overseas countries

As has been pointed out many times, that is like asking for no Sonichu in my Chris Chan thread. How is one supposed to discuss the two separately?

I refuse to believe that someone here can shitlock holmes someone's information using only a picture of their asshole.

Holy fuck. I need to go touch grass for a minute.

This is advanced faggotry

I tend to get grease on my glasses when I eat fried chicken, but I like to think that's because I'm retarded and not because I'm male.

I can really hear the Pink Floyd influences in his works like "Roblox Rap" and "The Penis Song".

I can't believe Pewdiepie would rape our poor boy Alex,but I'm glad the experience only made him slightly annoyed instead traumatized for life, like most rape victims.
Any rape survivors out there, take a page from our boy Alex and get over your trauma and just slightly annoyed about it.

He has been min maxing his autistic - degenerate build.

Grass-fed, locally-sourced lolcows are of a superior quality

Fatty is Auðhumla, the Primeval Cow: all living beings, no matter their taste, can enjoy his milk.

Also prison.

There has to be a new retard law.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The baby is an obstacle to weed and vidya.

Ah yes, the valid parenting strategy of inviting random homosexuals to live with you and your infant.

I just want to CQC choke-slam English-speaking Russians into the Soviet dirt.

 

[Poonocchio]

You either die a Kiwi, or live long enough to become a troon.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Thorps VS Ralph.
Ralph thought Thorps were live on Youtube, they weren't.
Embarrassing showing from Ralph.
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Relevant quote from video (happens at about 1:16):

WHITE NIGGER. WHITE NIGGER...W. [applause soundboard clip]

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Pineapple on pizza is unironically the source of 99% of my anti Semitism.

 

[Gentlebastard]

why are we just downright trying to threaten the existence of Canada

Because it's funny

He is the literary equivalent of a tomato can boxer.

EDIT: OH FUCK OH SHIT GOD NO THE FUCKING FBO IS HUNTING US!!!

Didn't know there was a market for used sex dolls. Some guys like sloppy seconds I guess.

maybe her son gave her a talking to

"i dont care how fat his bitchtits are, mom. youve had enough internet for today"

Fatty is Auðhumla, the Primeval Cow: all living beings, no matter their taste, can enjoy his milk.

Also prison.

I've seen a few BlackWaffen on X.
Minorities seem to dig Da Fuhrer.

wow they found something even less of a meme than milhouse

 

[Crex Crex]

I myself was perfect and never cringe and was only ever based.

"I love MLP and I like to make music and if you don't like that I don't care. MLP is my life."

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

Many people who have experienced trauma haven't gone on to piss on other people

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Wiping ended up being the lesser of 2 evils at the time

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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-20805017

 

[Markass the Worst]

So l pulled out my keys and scratched the entire side of their swasticar, then threw my water bottle at their windshield as I rode away, I yelled, "FUCK YOU NAZI SUPPORTER!"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/not-ju...banism-car-free-anti-car.127069/post-20813619

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Right at the beginning of Black Widow, there is a flashback to Natasha Romanov and her sister as children. There is a whole moment in that flashback which is supposed to be dramatic and moving, where her sister drops her My Little Pony toy.

But it's specifically a My Little Pony toy from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, which came out in the 2010s and had a completely different art style from the period appropriate incarnations of My Little Pony.

And it's the most irritating thing fucking ever to me, because the only reason I fucking immediately noticed it was because there was an embarrassing and disturbing amount of young men online in the 2010s who were seemingly completely unable to contain the fact that they really, really, really wanted to have sex with cartoon horses.

I dunno how taking 3 dicks to the ass has to do with economics however.

If you watch heterosexual porn, YOU are the fag. You watch a huge cock go in and out of the girl and get off to it. If it was a micropenis or an ugly curved one you wouldn't watch it, because it's not the heterosexual act of procreation that gets you off, it's the compound vision of a penis and a pussy, which makes you at least PARTIALLY gay. Watching straight porn means your brain is one step away from making the connection "girl + penis = pleasure", which leads you to spiral into shemale porn. Just watch solo/lesbian porn instead.

Life was simpler and there was less fighting about porn when you had to put in more effort to see even just a glimpse of bare titty. The value of titty has plummeted due to the ease of access.

Hoeflation, my dude.

"Jack ('Pattillo)", "enjoy" and "prostate orgasm" are words that should never be said in the same sentence.

thank you for enlightening me and making me extremely slightly less retarded.

 

[The Spoils of War]

That is the story of the last (and hopefully final) time I shit myself.