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[vomitusdeux]

You might be a skizo leech who jacks off to bestiality, amputees and loli, but at least you're not rude.

I think you're the expert here, I'll let you show us how you suck a nigger off.

Do you like your lolis with or without arms? Because there is a right answer.

YO MOMMA SO STUPID

she couldn’t raise a child to not be a PEDOPHILE

genuinely surprised josh and drake figured out how to do a podcast together. i didn't think it would be so simple but they found a way.

i listened to it and i didn't like it at first and you probably won't either but if you just open up your mind you'll see whats inside, it might take some time to realign but if you look inside i'm sure youll find ..

Much like with the catholic church in the middle centuries; every Missourian retains the right to enter a Steak 'n Shake (or Waffle House) and claim sanctuary.
You may not like it, but it's the law.

Dating an AI makes you just look like Plankton with Karen.

you arent my goddamn bathtub
and i DONT. FUCKING. SHIT IN IT

Plz take the jew out of your voice when talking to me thank you

my bathtub is real life and not an Ai generation

cats do NOT have copyright laws

i have done no bathtub abuse
please stop falsely accusing me of these things

i do NOT abuse my house

I don't live in Cali (Because what the fuck kind of retard lives there.)

Tl;Dr: I'm an actual nigger living in the suburbs posting threads about random topics

Wonder what's on his harddrives (other than poop from his hands).

Better to play it safe than get halal'd for joking about watermelon intercourse.

They got banned, probably because they were necroing years old dead threads about their hypnosis fetish.

I WANT PICTURES! PICTURES OF ELON MUSK'S COCK!

It's a face on a watermelon, how is it lolicon. I'm so fucking confused.

think anyone drawing a watermelon with a pacifier needs to be on an FBI watchlist.

Can I get a loli edit of this colony drop to make it more cute

so you’re not a pedo but an adult baby peanut diaper lover instead

I recognize that gay micropenis!

cartels would behead regardless of gender.

Can it do Duck Hunt? No? Then the tariffs stay, and the manchildren mad about it can be sexually deported to the bottom of Mt. Fuji.

"You listen to me. I don't care what you do. If Moscow sees those posts you've made in Karelia, they could condemn Helsinki, and we would have to move out of it?"

if you pull a full art over your homie's casket, does that increase the value when you send it in for a grade?

Garlic will not work if she's Jewish, you'd have to keep a swastika on hand for that case.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I saw this episode of The X-Files before they removed it from syndication.

Hope you're ready for some crispy nips!

The NAMBLA attorney added: “I hope this information has been both interesting and helpful to you.”

Of course people are eating at home, why gamble with lunchtime any more?

Stay out of my life and my pee hole, demons

So we have: Wii Tennis instructor, AYY LMAO, Sawdust, Netflix Tombstone, The Spud, Ablackham Lincoln, Secular Harry Potter and Twinkle (the Elder)

This is some little social justice league we have going here

I imagine some old Finn getting winter war flashbacks as he pops some pervitin to try and outrun the Guilldigo while yelling PERKELE

 

[Schizoid Wife]

"and that is NOT immaturity plenty of adults say kys too"

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Nearly shitting on a motorcycle sounds very dangerous, I look forward to this tale.

I hate the current timeline, why are most people either evil or stupid?

Kiwifarms is the kind of environment where I'm just somehow expected to look past the dissonance of someone who posts on the retard stalking site every day and represents themselves with an anime avatar of a character famous for being the main love interest in a Japanese erotic visual novel with sex scenes featuring high school girls lambasting a different internet addicted neet coomer who jerks off to dickgirl porn for being too degenerate. I'm sorry but I refuse to take anything like that seriously.

What is this site even about? It seems like a three way split between extreme moralfags doing this weird neo puritanism, extreme degenerates that want to stalk and torture homeless people and retards, and parasocials that want to turn Null into Sam Hyde 2.0

I use this site mainly to say nigger while talking about videogames.

That being said I'm not actually a brown rapist who lives on a houseboat, regardless of my superchats (I'm just a regular rapist living on a houseboat.)

It's an awkward mixed of grieving family members and autistic gamers playing Melee at the funeral.

You can always do more damage. People think rock bottom is a lot higher up than it actually is, and we're a long way from even where people think it is

Astaghfiruallah this nigga must be stoned to death

Might as well get the doxing and humiliation over with.

Okay, at least you did own up to the mistake. You're still rather strange but who isn't on this site? After saying all this though, please seek Jesus. The Orthodox kind I mean. Not the Mormon one, ya dunce!

Gosh I hate this retarded degenerate in my community of retarded degenerates! Thank goodness I'm the one normal, honest, God-fearing person in said community, I bet kiwifarms will get a real kick out of this sicko (who I am of course superior to in every way, as a less degenerate retard).

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Honestly I'm just thankful that you're getting off to a real woman's ass. It's so boring that I can't even call it embarrassing.

 

[Finger Pistols]

you’ve been stalking my profile for months, shitbag. Maybe drop into my dms and flirt. We can be stupid together.

Don't worry Welper, I'll be your anime mommy or whatever.

Wild thread to catch up to.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I AM NOT OFF MY FUCKING MEDS FOR THE LAST TIME WHY WONT ANYONE JUST BELIEVE ME FOR ONCE BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME

BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELJEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME

 

[OvercookedBacon]

There's something for everyone. Christians, stoners, neo nazis, and Columbine fangirls.

 

[FootballBuff]

A smug, lying snake like Billy winning isn't an objectively good thing, but is IS very funny, which matters to me more.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I keep seeing you psychiatry therapy nerds in the thread saying BPD is so bad and incurable, but has anyone considered just not acting crazy?

 

[Law]

The FtM jewish tiktok hitler with an egg-laying fetish? Or is this a different trans hitlerkin

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Do you view gloves as condoms for your hands?

Imagine having a personality so bad it's in the DSM-5.

 

[The I Scream Man]

We disagree on Tariffs...but we Agree on Libreoffice.

 

[Dead Lion]

”The grass withers, the flower fades, but this thread dunking on a pedophilic Canadian will stand forever."

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

You were instructed, many thousand times, to stop looking for love on Discord and Kiwi Farms.

Because it's fucking funny. This is a site to laugh at retards. You have became the retard.

I don't think you're going to be able philosophize yourself out of the embarrassing things you post here.

The best way to forget the mistakes of the past is to make bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Least they aren't gay for each other thank christ, it's like an old man trying to wrangle his autistic son, oh... but uh.... except they run the country

DIE GOYSLOP DIE

I just had to double check the pfp of this severely autistic man I interact with every 3 months or so, and yeah it's Touhou.

Well, autistic isn't a negrate, it's neutral. Makes sense since we all agreed we are autistic when we sign the contract with Null when we make our account.

Fucking brutal to have your degenerate fetishes and your face leaked. RIP @Stoner Miko, you will be laughed at.

 

[Meiwaku]

Abysmal dogshit. Schizophrenic not in the funny way. Accelerationist coalposting that lost at the ballot box. Would have changed my life if I had read it in high school or if I were a Mexican.

Eating at Olive Garden is 100% more embarrassing than e-dating on a lolcow forum.

What is it about BPD jew pussy that acts like a siren song to these individuals?

They see the "big tits" in the thread subtitle and assume it's true, while ignoring the "grimy worm-infested zoo animal" subtitle right next to it.

He thrists over BPD girls and derails on-topic threads, that puts him on the top 1% of Q&A posters

Imagine having all the world's religions available to you and willingly being Mormon.

Literally the most retarded takeaway you could possibly have. It's like talking to a Jewish brick

 

[Say What Now?]

If a Patrick image is called fat and no stalker is around to say it, does the poster still enjoy prison?

 

[Oliver Onions]

and in the same emotional speech mentioned that Ethan Ralph lives in a shack in Mexico

 

[Puar]

just play FutaDomWorld. That should answer your ''What If Futanari is this race of super human.'' and yes, this game is on steam.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Who on the planet looks at this roster and thinks "boy oh boy I can't wait to play as the forgettable cow roadblock enemy from Moo Moo Meadows"?