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[Pedophobe]

If this is the kind of reasoning an IQ of 145 gets you, I'd rather be retarded.

He has built a personal hell for himself and he should stay there.

He also says Luna's posts were captured by "Kiwi Farms agents".

 

[Point 707]

It autocorrected from nigger. I have fixed this.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I propose we replace the world cup with a gladiatorial event starring furries versus actual lions. Naturally, for reasons of animal welfare, the furries will be declawed, defanged and covered in the lion's choice of dipping sauces before the match. All proceeds to animal rescues.

Phones across the country have absolutely batshit insane texts from ricky, and we'll never know their contents.

Makes sense, since not being racist just adds to the villainy.

it would be more productive to impregnate a jar of pig knuckles on america's got talent

Don't forget the projectile vomit that went all over the wall.

To be scientific about it, the chode has been consumed by the fupa.

Now I want a remake of Terminator where the humans yell nigger and faggot at the machines to defeat them.

This raises a difficult legal question: how do you exactly tell if a French guy is gay?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I am totally 100% serious and this is not a shit post.

 

[CEO of Gay]

A quote from RFK, from a post in USPG2 discussing an interview with RFK

We had an emu, but a lion ate it.

 

[blackface enthusiast]

Wtf are four housekeepers doing in one house for 60 hours a week anyway?

Besides getting raped, I mean.

 

[Ed Special]

Wonder if they’ll spam text ‘good morning sir’ when the second sun rises

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

It's true I just walked out of a gas station and a 7'5" Barron Trump walked up to me in gold trimmed Hugo Boss and slapped my freshly bought fried catfish out of my hand before swallowing a 4'8" latino man whole in front of me. Then he injected boiling milk into my eyes.

At this rate CC4 is going to take place behind a Wendys dumpster with a ticket price of 5$, a bus p***, and half a Baconator.

when they got rid of lunch ladies no one could expect they'd go into law

How does she manage to look like a truck driver and the hooker the trucker murdered at the same exact time?

Ethan would you dress up as an evil scary ghost nanny and float across the new York city skyline to steal a baby off a window ledge?

Ian is definitely at least in the top 5 people with the most Qurans destroyed in the state of California.

“Now that we have struck the iceberg, I am stepping down as Captain.”

it’s one thing to be fat but sounding fat is a bridge too far.

retards kept insisting that Islam was actually pro-feminism and that dressing up like a ninja ghost was actually a choice made by women and was in no way forced on them.

Hamas wants nothing to do with that slag. He bangs only the hottest sex trafficking victims

Not every disgenic pedophile provides milk.

 

[Pee Cola]

Greer may have a face for radio, but has a voice for print and the intellect for crayons.

 

[Tablet County]

"Huh? Wha? Bwah? What? Must have been the wind." - (Hasan, 3E 433, inside Vilverin)

This is like a house where the gamer boys are upstairs setting shit on fire and talking about shooting school tomorrow, while their mothers are gathered downstairs complaining about their husbands. That's Kiwifarms in a nutshell.

 

[Haloperidol]

My cat actually likes fireworks and I take him outside to watch them on new years because he is not a pussy ass faggot.

I am eagerly awaiting the Kamala Harris butthole reveal.

you guys fought to buy and sell men and that’s extremely gay.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Reality can’t touch their minds because they have no minds. It’s just NPC scripts running 25/8.

 

[The Ugly One]

“Yay, glitter is pretty”

 

[But Nuster]

Fucking fat faggot retard hope you get diabetes and FUCKING DIE you useless waste of space.

 

[AnOminous]

You are threadbanned for a week for disrespecting brussels sprouts.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Im flabbergasted, hes a sonichu medalion in human form.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

just a rotdog and a... rotcat?

florida actually does have penis inspection day tho

 

[stupid frog]

You will never remember the 2000s. You were born after 9/11. You don't remember Katrina. You don't remember Bush. You will never remember what life was like before widespread social media. You will never remember what life was like before smart phones.

 

[NerdShamer]

SAYING I HAVE A MICRO PEEN ETC, MAKING FUN OF ME BEING FAT -iS- SHAMING ME YOU FUCKING IDIOT. AND NOT ATTEMPTING TO STOP THE OTHERS IS ALSO BEING INCLUDED.

IT'S NOT RIGHT EVEN HERE. EVEN HERE HAS LIMITS.

IF YOU DON'T STOP THE ACTIONS THEY ARE DOING , YOU ARE NO BETTER.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Also almost all Valve fanboys have anime profile pictures or are Brazilians.