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I hope you OD on your ADHD medication and get your organs harvested by the Chinese.

This is a sign that the divine avatar which inhabited dear Adolf's body is soon to return. Hold fast dear Kiwis. The time is upon us.

I told you niggers this article was bait, and you still bit it. Insane.

You've clearly never either been to Japan, or have no relations there.

Inflation is so bad the fags can't fuck in the streets anymore.

Its all very gay. Listen to death metal and smoke some meth instead, its better for you.

did the kids in magic school bus need to get cummed on by a salmon to explain how salmon propogate?

I will tell you what I wanted to tell my retarded spic mother

The car autists are going to rape you, and it shall be deserved.

Obsession with cute things is a good predictor of mental illness.

For example: east asia.

I accidentally made mustard gas once. Its not so bad if you only breathe a little bit =)

Trump needs to have the CIA track down and poison every redditor with Sarin-laced dilators.
 
the last time a jew knew multivariable calculus it was the rosenbergs

. They went on a camping trip a year or two ago where it wasn’t feasible to bring their nozzle and gallons of coffee, so they were unable to shit for 9 days. When they got back and tried to unclog themselves, the sounds coming out of the toilet were like someone playing a very high pitched kazoo

Every app is a dating app if you are Indian enough.

I'm too hot and British to have problems so now I eat pussy outta nowhere

i would make a gofundme to use the money to buy potatos

I don't know how Satan himself managed to land the job as UX designer for the Meta Business Suite, but his unique style and sense of humor certainly shine through the whole thing.

Nigga looks like Lester from GTA5 but if his name started with "Childmo"

That's how IP bans work you digital retard

everyone I've ever made eye contact with is invited to my McMansion in the boonies

That’s the world-famous Autism Typing Style™

tfw you have the face for the radio and the voice for mime play
 
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