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[Dr. Butt]

This is The Salon, faggot.

 

[Gentlebastard]

He thinks he's a sage and has important things to say. Just more evidence of his cognitive decline.

Whenever he fatly broaches sexual subjects, I'm reminded that, before the pests found him, he would often post bizarre rape fantasies aimed at his adversaries on Twitter, sometimes inexplicably (?) invoking his mother.

All of my remarks about non consensually fucking your ass have gained sentience as some demonic rape-tulpa and are now honing in on your location through the internet like a guided missile made of pale white penis

So what I'm saying is: don't get your panties in a knot.

He has admitted to herpes, but I'm wondering sometimes if he's got a softening brain from tertiary syphilis.

This is a forum that has several people who can tell you exactly what Chris Chan or Ethan Ralph did exactly 4 years 3 months and 23 days ago.

It should be illegal to be this utterly useless of a human being.

she was elongating her clit (and sent me a link to a clit elongation subreddit) so that she could hump her furniture better, and she was sexually obsessed with serial killers, fictional murderers, and mythical monsters like the minotaur or "pyramid head"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

also the only reason amy didn't rape sonic is that he was too fast for her

What would you do if you were plunging your toilet and slipped on a stray puddle of diarrhea that splashed out and landed on the toilet plunger so that it went straight up your ass and it literally felt better than anything you've ever felt in your life?

If you're going to post images here, they better be of anime boys.

 

[888Flux]

"Gaze long into the Abyss, and the Abyss will gaze back into you. And then it will steal your sneakers, because the Abyss is black."

 

[MongInTheMirror]

"The divinity of the female lady princess nymph shined through her feminine lady dress as her estrogen curtsied demurely."


"Dude, have you and another straight bro ever been chilling at the truckstop gloryhole, discussing how totally not gay it is to chase crossdressers?"

Mermaid dress
Oh dear I wanted that!
I was five and my fate was sealed.

Goodbye dick
Mommy made me a cake
I couldn't tell who was happier.

Scalpels sing
Bowers argues with Ting.
I laid helpless as a battle ground of egos.

Blisters burst
Piss every which way squirt
Still I believe in femine fairy magic.

You could emigrate to some shithole part of Mexico and live like a bum Ethan Ralph style. That'll get you a while in a broken down crack shack filled with piss bottles and you can sell bathtub troonshine online for torta and Modelo money and all the drugstore xanniberries you can gobble.

The cromagnon forehead and orangutan hands really brings it all together. He looks like he escaped from a lab in which they tried to transplant a macrocephalic skull onto a bloated body they found under an overpass

 

[Aunt Carol]

You may notice she just looks like a horrible cgi abomination person here and not a cool spider robot.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

i lost interest in women a long time ago. fruits and vegetables in supermarkets lost their taste

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

shota isnt exclusively erotic; i'm not a pedophile, nor an ableist, nor a scammer, nor a racist, so stop calling me those things

 

[kazuhiro]

You really should just milk yourself. You’re useless to the world.

 

[Aunt Carol]

For context I too am white and trashy.

 

[Laburnum]

"You died here, stalker."

 

[Anti Snigger]

Also the "dumper" compilation had better be in this post

 

[Gutless]

This place is honestly the most incompetent hate-site-murder-cult I have ever joined.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

It's like one of the main rules of Russ. Lying is not only permitted, but encouraged and honorable, so long as it advances the cause of getting one one's penis sucked.

Tardqiyya.

 

[Crex Crex]

i did maul someone in a stress-induced mental breakdown, as per one of my previous comments, and i did spend time in the looney bin

 

[Gentlebastard]

Silence is violence, words are violence, powerful words are anal violence, slurs are ICBM's

Lying is not only permitted, but encouraged and honorable, so long as it advances the cause of getting one one's penis sucked.

Tardqiyya.

He has the classic lolcow phenotype of a potato with pipe cleaners stuck in it for arms and legs.

Please stop disparaging my garbage disposal. It enjoys a steady diet of peelings, tops/bottoms, skins, and leaves from many fruits and vegetables.

It's like satire how the nog food thread inevitably devolves into white people debating mayonnaise every couple of pages

he'll somehow continue uploading to UTOOB from within a boiling pot of shit in hell

Maybe if I put on a too tight star wars t shirt and down an entire case of beer while gorging on meatloaf it'll suddenly make sense.

The sunfish is a beautiful creature and the victim of an internet slander campaign. They were lovingly created by whatever you worship to be beautiful and productive members of the ocean, unlike whatever the fuck that other thing is.

Japan gets to be quarter white. Those fuckers are obsessed with mayo.

(Yeah fucking right, as if his LITTLE brother could begin to approach the glory of being a published lesbian werewolf erotica author)

 

[Thé au lait]

"DAEEED STOP USING ODDJOB ITS NOT FAIR DAEEED. STOP YOURE CHEATIN ME! I WANNA DIE BECUASE YOU WONT STOP CHEATIN ME!"

"DAYUDD, I SAID SLAPPERS ONLY! YOU BUSIN' MEEEEE! AMDY JUST WANNA DIEEEEE...."

I understand getting hard during diaper changes

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

unless we are talking baboons, who if u keep em drunk all the time, can be trained to do stuff

every single known tamed baboon was an alcoholic and was paid in booze, cuz a sober baboon will make ur life hell

And then his arms would fall off cause he wouldn't lubricate his joints

if she went out with shit in her pants, that speaks to intent, and they can tack five years on to her sentence. always better to shit yourself during the confrontation so you can say it was just fear.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I would imagine he takes a shit on the floor whenever he moves into a new place, to mark it as his territory.

 

[Kenyaware]

Why do fat people even bother getting tattoos?

You got a tattoo?

So what? You're still fat.