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[Ciscoipphone]

“There's nothing so bad that it couldn't be worse."

"Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable."

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

"Dont talk when you're about to whack someone. I taught you better than that. And remember: All you need is love, Kimura."

 

[Piss Bear]

You have ruined my day and I applaud you.

 

[Shield Breaker]

I was jerking off with my own piss and shit since I was 12, before I even started cooming to porn.

 

[FuckedUp]

I don't ever remember popping a boner with Tony the Tiger looking at me while I eat frosted flakes.

 

[Army Burger]

Well there’s the fupa reveal.

But what is wrong with the word tard cum?

 

[Longjack Attack]

Edited to remove offensive slur.

I smeared shit behind toilets, inside hand dryers, inside soap dispensers, climbed on the toilet to smear it on the ceiling, etc. and then flushed the sandwich bag down the toilet which I'm pretty sure clogged the toilets a few times.

. I also pissed all over the floor and filled the toilets with entire rolls of toilet paper. I did this dozens and dozens of times and never got caught.

 

[Army Burger]

Oh wait. I gives no fucks... like a koala in the rain.

 

[Antipathy]

i think its time to drop mqoznwuhd's dox

You are a stupid nigger. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.

Yes, I want a product review from a woman that shits herself on the daily.

In what world can you look at your entire throat being swallowed by a collar of lard and think "yep, should definitely upload this video I look fine"

Just cut out the middleman and power the thing by burning undocumented immigrant children.

I've seen thousands of gay porn images and it hasn't turned me gay.

And most of the sick fucks masturbating to it are probably feds or the CIA with their limitless hoard of "evidence".

I wonder if the apple fell close enough to the tree that she'll marry her uncle too.

Do kangz even have apple trees in Africa?

Somalis are truly the nigga's nigga. Glass their shithole nation and literally nothing of value would be lost.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Pretty much everything in this is quotable, but.

If someone makes a thread about you on Kiwi Farms, that's it, you're done. Your life is over. It's like a real-life "Death Note".

If every single person who has ever signed up for a Kiwi Farms account dropped dead, the world would instantly become a much better place.

What can be done to eliminate this website, and others like it, from the Internet?

 

[AnOminous]

Pretty much everything in this is quotable, but.

Some sped was posting with this image on /pol/ in much of 2019 whining about the Farms every time.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Some sped was posting with this image on /pol/ in much of 2019 whining about the Farms every time.

I hope that they were asked for a link to their KF thread.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There are so many quotable quotes on this website. I fucking love it.

I'd have gone Irish sex slaves probably

I'm new to this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Either this implodes in the following days/months or this was a waste of time.

i fucking knew that there was so, so much more than "she's just a tranny bro"

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Doctor Placebo]

C'mon what's autistic about magic rocks that grant furries super powers?

 

[Antipathy]

Whatever seeds of a human being were left in that Crypt Keeper-looking body of his have since shriveled up into nothing thanks to the HRT.

I've attached video of him fingering his butthole

A fat woman wearing leopard print house slippers and sweatpants is spending the afternoon eating. Obviously a fashion icon.

You are fat and I would not have sex with you

How the fuck does an N95 mask not affirm trannies? Does 3M need to do a special run of masks with 'women have penises too' slogans, and line art of chicks with dicks?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This is the gunt we deserve. Looking greasy but not slimy.

SWEEP HARDER YOU FUCKING JANNIES.

My deathfat n chill vibe is ruined.

You best believe my black Israelite dick finna clap yo' cheeks.

PPP looks like he smells of Deli meat.

 

[Fish face tuna lad]

You deflected onto an asexual.
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"You would be a thot but for your cowardice" is my favorite
"Nice try deflecting, too bad you deflected onto an asexual" would be a good one too lol

 

[Army Burger]

That's such a sad AIDs ridden skeleton of the original, and makes me weep autistic tears for my old home country.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

context, guy is defending the comics gate cuckold dude who eats poop

 

[Antipathy]

Yeah, after that ridiculous cropped dick selfie, refusal to actually show the goods unobstructed, and the painfully obvious pants-stuffing, I think it's safe to say: baby carrot status confirmed.

Greg is just that dumb that he thinks that it's hot and sexy to slam his dildo into a desk.

So the legends were true. How pathetic. It doesn't even look like he has girth or at least an impressive set of testicles to compensate for it. All this time swaggering around acting like an "alpha" abusing women and here he is with a needledick the size of my thumb.

Always remember, this is a guy who wore a Super Mario Brothers suit jacket to a political protest.

My god, you can see the chest stubble and razor bumps on his face. Great "WOMANING".

 

[SIGSEGV]

Could you please stop talking about your dick?