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[Jack Awful]

It isn't pedophilia to like 14 year olds. That is just my honest opinion..

Most people here find 15 year old girls super attractive (especially if you're in your early 20's) and will never admit it.

 

[Neko GF]

my inner thoughts are apparently as horrifically racist as my outer thoughts

 

[AMHOLIO]

Yeah but we have a secret weapon that will topple even the mightiest Rods from God:

Autism

 

[Shield Breaker]

It's like Nurgle and Peryite had a baby and its name is the amhole.

 

[Dread First]

Doctor Kitty
Today at 1:20 PM
Nobody else would touch his balls so he forces disenfranchised women to do it for him

 

[MediocreMilt]

My husband had developed a crush on a female colleague at work. It was obvious, and I understood why. She was everything I’m not: thoughtful, kind, compassionate. I doubt she ever attempted to choke anyone. Unlike me.

 

[Tour of Italy]

An Avenging Bird said:
Okay now foist upon me all your gay rainbow stickers.

 

[Screw Danlon]

Biden sees 👁 this, laughing sheepishly, and asks: "You want more?" He climbs on top of me, directing my rod of flesh into his ‼ gaping asshole.

 

[PhoBingas]

Yeah, at least Bob's book doesn't have rape.

 

[Chan Buddhism]

Gender, like autism, is on a spectrum.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Jeremy is like Charlie and the chocolate factory, except you find out the chocolate is actually feces and Willy Wonka was hate-fucking the Oompa Loompas all along.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Imagine an autist reeeeing about trains while summoning Meteor

John is just mad because his penis remains in a jar somewhere.

He was just culturally enriching them with diversity.

Trick question: Autistics aren't people.

Public CP advocate ends up getting arrested for possessing CP. In other words, water is wet.

Nigger, have you ever heard about tanning?

THIS GUY PUT HIS SHLONG IN A 3 WEEK OLD'S ASSHOLE

Autistic horses confirmed.

All the booze in the world isn't going to make me want to read through this shit

How's a space nigger supposed to land his ship on that?

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Old one from the Chibi thread

Fuck, even his penis looks autistic.

 

[PhoBingas]

Normie shit, drink alone at home like the rest of us and you wouldn't have problems like this come up.

 

[marynutty]

! Hey hey hey everybody my name is Carlos Matos and I am coming from New York City, New York!

 

[Nightcore]

This is sick, I'm quoting the internet and moving to Florida to become a seacow.

Is Jack Black a Smurf?

Hey Null! STOP BEING A DICK!

There is not a single aspect of torturing fictional baby characters that is not unsettling.

"Naked Florida Man found in daycare surrounded by bound and gag plush smurfs, tested positive for bath salts."

I was banned from TYT forums for calling Bernie Sanders an elderly homosexual.

I hope you find Jesus... And he rapes you

I did once get banned from an age restricted forum for saying I was 12. I was 12.

IRL I'm barred from a chain of hotels because the maid walked in on me snorting coke.

all churches MUST be burned in the name of odin

Got banned from GameFAQs for saying that the Jews were behind the failure of the Wii U.

I got banned from FB for calling a stay-at-home mom a parasite who should get a damn job.

Been banned from 4chan's /tg/ forum for reporting child porn on several occasions.

This Nigger needs to understand that swearing to Loki is one of the most cringe things you could say.

Got banned from twitter for saying "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina".

niggers tongue my anus

I'M NOT HARVEY WINESTEIN REEEEEEEEEE

I'm not your bimbo mother.

Chat banned for refusing to show null my titty

someone measure the width of their dick and compare it to an egg so we can see how much a chicken can take.

Sounds like fowlplay to me.

who the fuck still watches the simpsons?

Imagine living a long life, and when you finally pass, your grandson decides to flex his shiny Dusknoir right next to your dead body... to a bunch of internet strangers.

@Nuka Zeus post dick.

You sure ain't black but you are a nigger.

None. I do it raw.

. Okay. I'll look up to heroin addicts, then. After all, you can't tell me who I shouldn't look up to, or who should influence my views on the world.

FUCK bean mouths.

[gets beaten up by the police] "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PITBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLL"

Hang the fucker by his dick.

Well if @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg is to be believed that little slut had papers and was gagging for it

Animal Crossing turned my mom into a Nazi. All she talks about now is gassing kikes and invading Russia. Won't somebody please stop the madness?

The cops planted that semen

Homos are always causing trouble

 

[Zero Day Defense]

So, to sum up:

Not only do we have CP, we have the CCP and now the CCCP involved.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Moderator: You called Fauci a disaster. Who are you listening to.
Trump: I listen to him he‘s just a cuck

 

[Pissmaster]

ADMIN: Please remove the word "vegan" from his bio. He does not deserve the honor.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Kiwi’s Razor: When in doubt, go with autism.