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[thismanlies]

I wouldn't have sex with you even if you were a child. I know it's hard to hear, but pedophiles have standards and you're just not sexy enough for me.

 

[Local Fed]

All this story tells me is that in addition to being incredibly fucking stupid the Swedes also suck at fighting.

They're all a bunch of jack-booted thugs who won't let me exercise my God-given right to own a racoon and let it run loose at the dog park.

Well, at least we got a communist trannie on our side.

"Yeah, I went to Gambia and they called me 'Shabombo' and it means 'the spiritual one' so that's my name now".

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Murder is not on Wario's mind. You say what if's, not knowing Wario's mind. He does not meditate on killing or raping Crash Bandicoot. He is happy when he can score a goal in soccer.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

Complaining that Satanic imagery goes down badly in Christian countries is like being surprised Jews don't come and eat at a restaurant called the "Adolf Hitler Bacon Cheeseburger Emporium".

 

[NoReturn]

Fucking hell, Bekah

 

[Aunt Carol]

For some reason Kamen Rider was crucified and kicked in the dick, probably for a very good reason.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If a troon drinks water then expect a Tweet about how water is queer and erotic and sexy and beinv colonized by the white cis hets.

 

[easy]

But this is Seriously, Strictly Confidential. I genuinely do not want this to get out in public ears and radar, Especially Anywhere on the freaking Kiwi Farms

the context is chris chan telling this ween called WCT that he fucked Barb.

Spoiler: full context

if you wanna see the full leaks

 

[Return of the Freaker]

French speaking US sounds terrifying, I'd prefer a giant hole would replace the continent

 

[Epic Fail Man]

From a PM.

And yeah, just had my fap, and I did it IN THE BATHROOM. So no cum carpet today.

 

[Meat Target]

bro 90% of us are shit-flinging chimps as stupid as any twitter tranny, we just sort of end up falling in the right direction because the board culture values slapfights and arguments over consensus

 

[Blackhole]

Pronouns in the bio are a clear sign of mental illness.

I agree with that retardera poster, black people should definitely boycott voting. Please.

Everyone knows that a knife strike only does 35 HP damage, you can survive at least two and a half of those, more if you've leveled up.

How random and funny, let’s see how Reee responds to everyone’s favorite wholesome black rape survivor.

You have to admit Resetera has perfected the art of reducing black people to cardboard cut outs for pre-school plays about victimism.

Jews control the media.
It's fine to call people 'nigger'.
Swastikas are ok.
Lynching is ok.
We at resetera are anti-fascists, a vanguard against all the nazi chuds out there.

When you're a rabid midget like Nepenthe, you are the micro aggression.

How do y'all prefer to neck yourself?

They are the cuck husband getting blocked from the keyhole of his wife's bedroom by the wife's boyfriend, and has to ask him for a verbal description what the bull is doing inside.

 

[NyQuilninja]

BRB, making my primary email dagobert@whitegirlsfuckdogs.com

I'll have you know that I only commit murders for sexual gratification.
I'm not a hate-filled monster.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Mircodicks aren't human exclusive

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

"The internet couldn't get me to kill myself so they posted my address."

"Does anyone know momokun or vamplettes parents? They called my parents and forced me into a crackhead rehab I didn't belong in."

Source

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm gonna add Egg Carton Fae to my next ttrpg game.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm gonna add Egg Carton Fae to my next ttrpg game.

 

[C0d3]

@Chijo said:

https://kiwifarms.st/posts/9918473/

 

[sexy beast]

Oh, and FYI: Mx Astor is they/them, but apparently their uterus uses she/her pronouns.

 

[Euler's identity]

Why are you imagining my tiny penis?