Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Got high on LSD and drunk/uploaded porn/and assaulted Angry Grandpa crew
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Hunter "SkiHound" Hudson tries to PA Blaze of Arcana- Has Autism
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Toon Sperglord Who A-Logs Mr. Enter, Makes Shitty Art, and Unfunny Commentaries
"pony gynecologist", self-proclaimed "female anatomy expert", really angry about vag drawings
Trans BLM Activist, Admitted to Sexually Abusing Transman, Attempted Forced Impregnation of Transman
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A diaper fag and a pedo who can't review for shit. Still lives with his parents
IRL Billy Pilgrim, Messenger of Godjesus, 11 years of worth of batshit stories
Giving new meaning to "I was just pretending to be retarded"
Railfag with a short temper, blocks anyone with a different opinion
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aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you're thirsty for
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The bisexual lesbian who blames his Asperger's for how he acts. He's also a "game dev".
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YouTuber, Transgender (Surgically and Chemically Altered Male), e-begger
White Supremacist/Nationalist/Cultist, Neo-Nazi, Owner of Podblanc, Judge Doxxer
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Tryhard troll with hundreds of VPNs, banned from Twitter more than 100 times.
Probably autistic Channel Awesome copycat and cringe extraordinaire.
The Friendzoned Un-American Brony (Don't Call Him An American!)
Game Dev, Streamer, Guru, Musician, Trump Hater, Magician, and More!
SJW activist, The women who threw a hissy fit over a rug
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Internet Tough Guy and autistic NEET pedophile who abuses his own parents.
TERF Blogger, Historical Fiction Writer, Russophile, Doesn't Know About the Tranny Flag
Extreme paranoia; Believes CSIS is watching her; Thinks she's sexually assaulted by sonic weapons
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AKA, the Adventures of Akemi, Troid, and other Spergs from 4chan /a/
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UESP Wiki Administrator / Polyamorous / Benefits Cheat / 7-Year-PhD Student
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Dwarf Fortress Moderator / Tumblrina / Tranny / Furry / Autist / List Goes On and On and On
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Unfunny trollshielding comedians on a failing network who dislike the alt right.
Deitykin furry
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Pedophile Garry's mod "artist" with a Navaverse-esque fetish comic universe
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(I will post updates on his reactions if he does not outright react to trolling)
Serial stalker who crept inside a tripfag's apartment
Anti-Semite, Neo-Nazi conspiritard with photoshop.
Dancing skeleton with a history of child abuse
Everyday Feminsim Columnist, Non-passing Trans Femme, Hates America and Whitey
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SF Writer and SJW responsible for CRIMINAL NEGLIGENCE
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The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic
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Desperately wants to be a lolcow for attention
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Founder of TFL, Permavirgin
Do it faggot, sell your soul.
Best MGTOW Rapper Ever, Evalion's White Knight, Edgy Shitlord, Patreon eBegger
Red Pill Cuck Blogger Who Fears Non-Organic Food
Bad "Plotagon" Animator, Blogger, Clinton Shill, TERF, Mad at #Brexit
James Garcia's Equally Retarded Juffalo Friend That Hates Cyberbullies
The guy who deleted Hillary's emails and lost the 2016 US Election to Donald J Trump
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Scamming camwhore who pretends to fuck dogs for money; fugitive who dated a pedo nigger
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Where have all the asspats gone?
Raging "Belly Fetishist" / Youtube Ranter
Thinks dyslexic people are literally demonic, almost died after isolating himself in desert
Inflation fetishist, gender fluid, furry, autist, soft asrielkin
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Hypocrite, Tells overly-dramatized stories of her personal life, triggered by idubbbz, "Say Google."
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Vidya Dev, Kickstarter Scammer, Assclown that thinks #GamerGate is a War
Nickelodeon sperging, gay furry with a hate boner for Breadwinners and women
Internet pedophile rights activist; blames "Trump supporters" for negative reactions against him
Buffalo Bills Superfan that picked on a double-amputee cancer survivor in the name of Social Justice
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Autistic CP Peddler, child molester, and sockpuppeter.
The Adventures of an Androgynous Abomination and his toilet plunger
Trolls cops and rants about them, plays victim card, slight resemblence to Snowden
"HEY SCIENCE" & "Bitch Face" Feminist Slam Poet That Retweets Her Own Quotes, Loved by HuffPo
Diaperfur who takes pics of himself at work/cuddles stitch and changed by allies
Anti-Feminist Manchild Youtube Ranter, Conspiratard, and Next American Ninja Warrior
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Lucas Werner The Next Elliot Rodger?
crazy hippie witch with TTSD
Update: I just found her dox.
trollshielding babyfur, brony and a fursuiter
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Teenage Gendercuck In Love With Fictional Little Boys
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A.k.a Fat slob pos blogger who hits cops and girls as a joke
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Drama Master/ Inflation rp man/ riolu white knight
"Son" of Strikerwolf, Terrified of Null, Babyfur who shits himself in public
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43 year old Harry Potter incest fanfic writer, professional cyberbully
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Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp is a literal irl cuckold.
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Batshit narcissist, homeless stalker, river Kappa
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Behind these pale green eyes of mine lurks a delusory intellect...
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Fat af slacktivist, bad parent, CecilyK orbiter with terrible eyebrows.
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The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.
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Michael Rosen Youtube Pooper Who is Salty About the Kiwi Farms
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tranny witch on youtube preaching "non-binary witchcraft". tried to hex the GOP during the election
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Historical MySpace / stickam figure, insufferable vegan, the notorious sperg-chan of PULL and lolcow
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Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.
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Michelin man body double aspires to be a rapper and (probably literally) wants to eat your dick.
Madonna's soul mate, painter of billion dollar paintings and old testament style God.
Jesus nut, Stolen Valor Claims he is: 5 Star General, seal team 6 leader, delta force, King David
"GG /EDF/KiwiFarms reject" & Dog Fucker
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Super edgy goth instagram model, dirty AussieAussie
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Bleach enema salesman, child taken into care because of his conspiratarding, completely batshit cray
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16 year old cocaine addict, adult escort, posted cp of herself on snapchat and fb
Brony and furry who writes about incest, vore and homosexuality. Claims to have seven octave range.
Batshit Pedophile White Knight. Wants Fetish Shaming Illegal. Wolfaboo in Denial.
***He is not mentally ill. He has a foreign accent***
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Overweight man obsessed with weed and freedom who jerked off in a walmart parking lot
Thirsty Brony who cannot stop being kicked off forums and making bullshit legal threats
Hillary supporter spergs out and tackles Anti-Trump Protester
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Black metal musician who has released hundreds of terrible demos.
Pathological liar, morbidly obese, attention whore journalist
had cybersex with ADF lol; eugenics survivor exceptional individual with a hateboner for pacer
Crazy Pentagon Reformer & Paleoconservative. The man behind cultural marxism. No, seriously.
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Psychopathic maniac who bit off a man's face while making animal noises
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Because Mr. Enter doesn't know when to give up
How Kesha changed my life, I need her...
