Lolcows

Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.

Lolcows of History

Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Stanchion

Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Spergatory

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Delusional Psychic Neopagan who started own religion, obsessed with trains.
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The loud house fandom could be the next bronies!
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Adventures of the Gay Homeless Muslim Prophet on the streets on New York
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Radical Kansas City Edgelord
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Sociopath who trolls people in real life for the lulz
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The Little Model Who Cried Ableism, Salts Over "Hate Websites" PULL and Kiwi Farms
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Ex-Idol and Cosplaying Prostitute that Doxes Herself
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#losehatenotweight HAES, BoPo Snake Oil Salesman. Fat AF.
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Speaks to Angels, Mark Foster is her soulmate.
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[shareable] CHILDISH, TOTES A GUY
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Smartest man in Arkansas. e-beggar and con artist.
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Anti vaxx/conspiracy nut/doesn't believe that autism is real
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Comes across as a well balanced individual.
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39 year old wrestling manchild, nasty girlfriend and mental retardation.
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Autistic man who dresses up as a nun, has a public access TV show.
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Camwhore cow that tried to latch onto Zoe Quinn's lolcashcow tit
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Viral-vid Star. Dog-torturer.
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Angry Manlet Virgin, Autistic Kentosphere Asspatter, and Elliot Rodger Fanboy
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Feminist SJW who gets triggered by hula dancing bobbleheads.
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The 28 year old emo teenager
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Weirdo who likes a halloween themed series (and "fired back" to discovering this forum post)
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foofy french faggots tries to sic Anonymous on the Kiwi Farms
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Reviewer of junk food and more, alleged bodybuilder
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Makes Crappy OCs for everything he's a fan of, has his own Sonichu, is an "animator"
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Rape Enthusiast, Slave, and Hater of Women's Rights
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cringey nigger YouTube "commentator", wwe mark, weeb, goffik, brony, fat
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Chaturbate performer, daughter sub, cutter, and stoner from Ontario, Canada
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Extremely Obese Neo-Nazi with a fetish for fat girls and being banned
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Thirsty Republican Party Chairman Who Shits out Conspiracy Tinfoil on Twitter, Loved by Ghost
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Likely an aspie who spergs on more successful programmers, and developers.
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chubby chaser, vegan, male feminist, menstruation lover, terrible artist
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DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES
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Brony erotica about tortured, mentally retarded pony foal
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The best reaction channel on YouTube.
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Yet another crazy vegan extremist
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Sees Jesus, Talks to His Television, Obsessed with Taylor Swift, Now with felony charges
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Crazy, delusional, potentially mentally ill old lady
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Jason Mewes look-a-like tranny who hates everything.
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aka ZSponge writes a butthurt "song" and KF shitposts
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The Most Australian Man, a Goat, and Drinking One's Own Piss
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200+ lb 'anorexic' malingering instagrammer who has every severe illness known to man
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Salty Radfem Professor Who Made a /baph/ thread on Herself to Play the Victim
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Pro-Celebrity Stalker and Word Salad Chef
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Furfag Artist who Proved CatParty Right
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Furfag,Dramawhore, Prostitute, Pedo Defender
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Shitty Songwriter and all-round Dumbass
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Anthony Logatto 2.0 and Edgelord Musician, Cosplayer, and Youtuber
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LOLsuit Expert and Infamous Bomber
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Man who fetishizes flushing things down the toilet.
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Foreign Cartoon Fanatic. Draws porn of preschool aged cartoon characters. /co/ spammer.
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Slept her way into RoosterTeeth, directly caused the death of Monty Oum, and pissed away 250k
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Baton Rouge Cop Killer, PUA, Black Seperatist, and Conspiracy Nut
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Pedo druggy stalker who smokes weed and other drugs in front roomate's dog, 1436 videos and counting
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Trans Fire[wo]man and Jittery Musical Sensation; Potential Superstar
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Music plagiarizing junkie and pseudo intellectual anarchist who compares genres to racism
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Creator of Super Columbine RPG and Petulant, Whiny Edgelord
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He gave the Pope Undertale for love and peace...?
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a poor man's boxxy (if boxxy looked like Sarah Silverman after 30 years of working in a brothel)
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TRIGGER WARNING (since apparently you ppl are no better than SJWs)
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He insulted Randi Harper on twitter!!!!!!1
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Tranny Feminist Tumblr SJW and Wannabe Haxor
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Big paedo making videos for paedos and talking with other paedos :(
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Amature Pornstar & SJW That Owns Fake Sex Toy Shop and is Glad Amanda Todd Was An Hero
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Has been stalking me since before 2009
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mgtow just got even creepier.
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Traced art from Sonic X for Sonic OC Flash movie & makes death threats to anyone who criticizes him.
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Gerontologist and social conservative Orthodox Jew.
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Cofounder of StackExchange and the failure Discourse
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has rape/slavery/incest fantasies about a shit pop band
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Something Awful Helldump doxxer superstar founder of SRS, twitter addict and wandering journalist
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Everybody is transgendered, Full house is evil
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Altright Autist Who Fearmongers about the "Demographic Decline"
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CWC, Onision and DSP A-log who makes cringeworthy videos and tweets
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TERF in Denial, Cathy Brennan Fan, Butterflies and Wheels Blogger
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Black Bishop Nigga, Jesus Freak, Pothead, YouTube Trucker A-log of B-Truth Ministries
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Blogger that Doesn't Want MISOGYNISTIC GAMERGATE SCUM Linking His Posts
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trolls Rugby forums over some girl who rejected him
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Asian Stereotype and Vapid Youtube Prankster Who Puts Copyright Claims on Videos That Mock Him
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"The Civil War and the moon are hoaxes!"
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"smol" and "cute" Wannabe Loli Snowflake
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Transgender, Coprophiliac, Furry, Asexual artist from Tumblr
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Obviously insane paranormal "expert" that has sex with ghosts
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Christian identity lunatic preacher
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You Know The Name... (Actually no, we don't)
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A Loveshy Aspie who Makes Really Spergy YouTube vids
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Self-titled "leading autism activist", British Peter Guerin (DocForbin)
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Scams, LOLsuits, and More From a False Aidoru
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Culture Police Officer, Racist, Assaulted a Man Over His Hairstyle, DOES PORN
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Thirsty roleplay pedosperg who made up multiple fake relationships.
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Fat, Queer, Indigenous Activist Who Desecreated A 9/11 Memorial
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KiA sperg and Bad Goy who knows too much
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Autist who wasted whole year making sock puppets on Newgrounds
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tryhard sperg; Bluespike wannabe
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Autistic Filthy Frank Clone, Shows ass in videos and gets naked alot
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The Duckfucker Sperg That Started The Entersphere Shitstorm
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Former Reaxxion Columnist That Hates Women With Short Hair
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Self-Loathing Redneck Lefttard Muslim Apologist - FBI can neither confirm nor deny whether Muslim.
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Autistic Comic Artist and Animator with Overactive Imagination.
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4
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euphoric tranny anti sjw. failed beauty vlogger. kengle tier in lolcow collecting. attention whore
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RationalWiki Sperg with a Vendetta against Jews
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Loopy Amsterdammer Christ-claimant with a new "Atomic theory" and a penchant for MSPaint.
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Dipshit and Friend Fascinated by Burning Stuff in Effigy
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The UFO Enthusiast Who Cried HARASSMENT, Algebra = Hieroglyphs
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Demon Hunting Jehova's Witness Blogger
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obese unfunny geek commentator and failed game designer
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the SU/FNAF/Creepypasta fan who wants to fug a swamp girl.
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Pokephile, MMDfriend, vore addict, and general lolcow.
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Taking vape faggotry to new heights
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Obese brony, writer, steampunk cosplayer, NASA fangirl
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Middle aged Indian guy attempting to capitalize on YouTube
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Ban Evader, AGG A-Logger Pro, and Inventor of his own Language
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5
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Conspiracy Theorist Obsessed With the Sky
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5
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"A Wandering Cauldron of Politically Incorrect Commentary"
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Shapeshifting Analyst Loon Who Believes Aliens Control the Earth
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Facebook "Like" Laundering, Content Thievery
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10
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Self-proclaimed "crossover scientist", creator of Ed, Edd, n Eddy Z
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Youtube, Reddit and DeviantArt Sperg
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Progressive Conspiracy Theorist Blogger
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3
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BDSM Fetish Tranny, Author, Anti-Gamergater, and Cartoon Sperg
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13
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Prolific Radical Feminist Tweeter Triggered by Porn, 29.1k Tweets, Daily Salt
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11
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3K
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