Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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B-But pedophiles have feelings too, y'know.
Gabfag, borderline sovcit, thinks Torba is trolling him, videos himself being tard in court
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Publicly mocks latest school shooting victims, faces backlash
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Neo-Nazi Hate Cults Manipulating a Retarded Girl
SA goon Macrophile Furry Artist&Animator and Host of Animation Dissection and BarkingPoints podcasts
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😵💫 Skitzocow
Leslie Williams / Higgins Williams / GangstalkerHarrassMe / exposing sandiego/ LionofJudah Israel
Paranoid Homeless Lady uploads gangstalking videos at McDonalds
Because someone decided to concentrate the obnoxiousness of Black Twitter
Dragon Ball Z/Black Lives Matter Sperg; Out for Revenge Against Encyclopedia Dramatica
Author of godawful Khaos comics, rapper
💀 Horrorcow
Brad Ryan Bills / Abase / Brad Rylander / cumslutdude / Fat_Gay_Tall_Chub / Austinsxx / slider9012
400 lbs gay dude who will seduce you over YouTube; Fratboys apply pls
The alt-right redpilled christian who found brown Jesus in SU
Troon teaching about orgasms, pregnancy and trying to time travel
Lesbian Separatist Cult Leader, Wants to Kill Men & Trannies, Münchhausen's Syndrome
Ryulong 2.0, Creepy Paranoid Stalker and Anti-Gamergate Loser with Delusions of Grandeur
🎭 Dramacow
[Ensemble Stars] Skye / @einheryaru / @gokijinP / @teiou_sama / @shirayurinootoge / @suisukai
Rapist, Abuser, Manipulator, Death Threats
Birdemic III: Electric Lesbian Boogaloo
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Troon freak who shits in diapers, and lives on disability
Ex-Admin of Attorney Online, attempted to PA /v/ and got burned for it hard.
Old Fat Tard-Raging Livestreamer with an A-Log Following
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Founder of IGDA, Trump Sperg and was involved in Gamergate
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Incessantly angry anime reviewer, Pro-GamerGate, JesuOtaku rip-off
Author, Sensitivity Reader, Ex-Librarian, Non-Profit COO, Twitter Harasser, Racist
Nazi pedophile brony furry who makes bad lets plays
CWC's Furry Tranny Vore-Loving Waifu
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Angry cardgame neckbeard who tried to make a new GamerGate
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5102 Verbena Dr NW, Acworth, GA 30102, ROBLOX veteran, catfisher, carnoisseur of diaperfur shit.
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Dobson's newest Senpai, Contacted three lawyers because of "Islamophobia", Loves sister-fisting
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🐮 Lolcow
RuffnRoboticGiusep / BoomerizedJoe / RuffnWNSJoe / RuffnJoe / RobotboyLover / Joseph David Friedman
deviantART neo-Nazi diaper fetishist who won't let people stop being friends with him
Anorexic laughingstock who wants to fuck Mummy Pig and the Powerpuff Girls
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Fake News Peddler, Chronic Liar, Arrested for Anti-Semitic Bomb Threats in Revenge Against His Ex-GF
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Feminist Who Organized a Letter Writing Campaign to get Thunderf00t Fired, Gambler
Edgelord, virgin-slut tranny with cutting and humiliation fetishes
mulatto in denial, wannabe "black" female Hitler. Scams money from actual blacks. Fat.
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PeasentOfKek multiposts about a guy that's not even a lolcow
Delusional woo merchants, lost a lolsuit at trial, e-beggars, conspiratards, gang stalking "victims"
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Loveshy businessman who set up his own pretentious dating website. Snake oil salesman, scam artist
Owner of Reformation.org, "Historian" w/ Hateboner for MI6, Time Cube Guy is his Senpai
Obese Boing Boing Hack, Wikisperg and Cucked Male Feminist with a Seething Hatred for Kiwi Farms
Anti-cyberbullying internet vigilante and pedo
gore obsessed mexican youtube pooper who is most likely psychotic
'Off Grid Parents', appeared on This Morning for attention, backfired on them wonderfully.
Delusional celebrity stalker who's the incarnation of Jesus Christ, Harry Potter and Neo
Fat fur fetishist, ANTIFA supporter, tranny, Alex Leal whiteknight
💀 Horrorcow
Bill Schmalfeldt / Will Munko / William Mathew Schmalfeldt / The Liberal Grouch / SkullFlattener
St. Francis, Wi; Pedo, Coprophiliac, Stalker, Journalist, Friend to Terrorists, and Word Salad Chef
Autistic Game Developer and Creator of Hackers vs. Banksters
White Nationalist, Conspiracy Theorist, & Flat Earther
An adult brony that has the mindset and rationality of a schizophrenic, and the behavior of a child
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3 wikis later and look what we have here.
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AndreiThomas RIPPED OFF HTF and sucked PrezDaNTs you know what...
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Proud 25 year Old Autistic Founder of Team Maki. Easily trolled DSP A-log
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Shot off his dick and ate it for upboats/ probably killed himself
disabled mommy blogger and her autistic husband aping DaddyOFive, abuses children for fun and profit
like seriously wtf, anti-science religious cultist scared of CWC killing Pmurt
Deep green doomsday cult leader, confrontational SJW and deranged pervert with a porn moustache
Bisexual AltFur Nazi, Richard Spencer dickrider, sexually humiliated a 14 y/o under threat of doxing
Tranny Babyfur who takes photos in his Diaper while working at Walmart/ MewTwo
"As I've said for months, science is soccery!"
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Failing middle-aged let's player, fired by Machinima, dumped by his full time girlfriend.
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DSP-log who ended up surpassing Phil as a lolcow. The sok proved phil right. Fuched on Kiwi.
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💀 Horrorcow
Vidar Viking Elvi / BrightSideViking / WhaleKermin / Chimichanga / Spoon/ DarthRadeonViking
God Complex, Sociopath, Nazi, Provider/WhiteKnight of DSP, Ritualist, StolenValor, Pedo, hates women
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Art Whore Extraordinaire. Seemingly Very Wealthy.
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Mentally Deficient Fan Artist With Odd Fetishes and a Fanfic Universe
Russell Greers Final Form - Celebrity Stalker, Cosgrover, Truck Loving Autist, Maybe Dan Schneider??
The Founders of BLM Toronto, Scammers, Racial Supremacists. "WE WUZ COSMIC DUST N SHIT"
Antifa aligned riot "reporter" with conspiratorial views on police "cops using Israeli skunk spray"
ROUND 2: wannabe celebrity, liar, Twitter troll spooked by Kiwi Farms, retweeting him is illegal
has sued thousands of people including Adolf Hitler, The ghostbusters, and Martha Stewart
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Randy Stair's best friend. Doesn't understand interviews. Probably a murderer in the making.
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"Who is hotter, Arthur's mom Jane or Caillou's mom Doris?"
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Friend of Riley Dennis, Social Media Coordinator for Everyday Feminism
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🎭 Dramacow
Lawrence Prairies/User:73.47.71.127/User:107.178.46. (impersonator of real DeltaQuad from Wikipedia)
Powertripping wikisperg who wanted to make Miraheze North Korea 2.0
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Racist Walrus, BLM nutter exploiting tragedy for personal gain, shameless e-beggar, prostitute
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Pc elitist, MRA Extremists, sargon right hand fuckboy. Might be a furry.
Schizophrenic Youtuber who worships a minor character from a bad 90s video game
Balding Kickstarter Scammer, Date Rapist, Substance Abuser, NeoGAF Member
“””cartoonist”””, furry, skitzo, writes poor social justice and generic relatable comics
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WBC Type That Harrasses Pro-Lifers for Not Being Pro-Life Enough
Irrelevant Malaysian comic artist who really, really hates the alt-right
Stalks porn stars, tried to run an escort agency, wannabe actor, Donny Long collaborator
Obsessed with 8+ Year Old Dead Game Project and its Former Members.
Socialist, anti-fascist, Queer, Transfeminine, Part time red fox
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Queer Antifa anarchist militant armed and wants Trump dead
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Author of Legacy Control, a rapey "geek" webcomic. His ability to draw nipples is questionable.
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"Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me?"
Cartoon Sperg, "Animator", Professional DVD Destroyer
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Social Justice Queer Male Feminist Christian Princess "Jesus was a Socialist"
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Goblin faced old man who goes around recording high schoolers
Red-Pilled Christian Alpha Male Pedophile & Flat Earther
Advocate of pedophilia and rape, thinks technology steals jobs
Mentally Unhinged Waifuist With Fictional Wife and Fictional Children
Anti-sjw traitor/salt mine, Sargon's #1 Fangirl
Convicted Sex Offender and Pedophile on Deviantart
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Famous for Red vs. Blue, and now just poorly animated shows and their let's plays
Face of the thought police in Britain, focuses on mean words while Britain burns
Racist Autism Activist, Stalker, Anarcho-capitalist, MRA and Gamergater
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Homeless entrepreneur, travelling professional musician, professional victim
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Neo-Liberal Globalist (formerly Libertarian) Brony
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Elite hacker, nemesis of Dr. Nuccitelli, arrested for impersonating a doctor and for sex in public
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Old man who vlogs and smokes for a living, gets into drama
Poppa Grizz A-logger (his arch nemisis) and vlogging sports ranter
AnCap Pizzagater who's done so much for this world because of his massive plan to change the World
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Actual legal name, claims Disney stole it
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Professor at Texas A&M, Black Supremacist urging White Genocide.
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The ZIONISTS are killing the white man
CUNT, fat, believes in environmental racism (thinks the weather is racist), triggered by ET
Dogfucking, Pill-Popping, Necrophile Furry
Tumblr Antifa, Low Effort Baitposter, Has a crush on Moldylocks and Null
19 year old autistic inflation fetish fag, recolor artist, Thomas, Pokemon and Sonic sperg
50s musician, paranoid conspiracy theorist, STOLEN VOLAR
A brony drama whore with a victim complicates. Its the sjws
Islamophile Hitler fanboy professor who really hates Jews
🎨 Artcow
Lohkay / Loke Kahele / Lokelani Kahele / Nicole Lokelani Kahele & BlueAlaris / Veronica Waite
Fujioshi artist into drawing gay, incest, rape, bestiality, loli/shota comics. Hates bisexuals.
🐮 Lolcow
Jolene Sugarbaker / Jolene's Trailer Park / Jason Saffer - cringy crossdressing troon "baker"
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DarkSydePhil's Daughter-In-Crime
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