Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Former Teenage Model and Tech CEO Turned Homeless Conspiracy Theorist
Delusional Terf/Gender Critical whistleblower, ex-gender critical, self proclaimed “Alpha Trans”
Middle aged munchie, pioneer of cancel culture, mad at the internet for 20 years.
British ANTIFA artist and poet laureate, white knight for trannies, spiritually married to Will McKenzie from The Inbetweeners. Incredibly mentally ill and in denial of that fact.
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Austerity Swift / Danny Nissenfeld / D.A. "Flux" Nissenfeld / "Kandi" / manateehare / BunsTeri / Austerity_M / SwiftAusterity
Autistic DID larper with every kink known to man, children's book author, creepy Kindness simp, all-around deviant who destroyed his marriage by trooning out
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👋Hi, Cameron!👋 Florida man high on hallucinogens adopts "female prostitute" persona and teaches children at local high school, report claims.
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Alexandra Parisa Molaei / Maxwell Molaei / Pukeymfjones / Sir-Arson / Spoonstim / Tunaa-chan / Marcus / Noah / Lou
Edgy, He-Man Woman-Hater Transman Who Fucked Her Dead Mom's Ashes
Atheist Turned Born Again Christian and SJW, Scammer, Wife Beater
Political activist who managed to enter history through its brown backdoor
#WOKE Soccermom that Warns the World about the Dangers of the Government and Chemtrails
Butthurt Memelord sues people for making fun of him, Daddy Derek 2.0
Inflation, Fetishes, Insanity and More
Tulpamancer with over 100 headmates and fictives
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Liar, Murderer, Polyamorous Feminist, Failed Self-Defense Trainer & Youtube Pundit; STOLEN VALOR?
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Edgy Chainsmoking Version of Paul Blart & Racist SJW Culture Warrior
creator of Brutal Doom, Neo-Nazi, encouraged suicide, banned from many doom forums
"Sociopathic" SoulCreative.org Owners, Dexter's White Knight
Savior of the white race, genocide advocate, anime mind control porn enthusiast.
Flat-Earth YouTuber who harasses schoolchildren, anti-vaxxer, scammer, sexual abuser, arrested for disorderly conduct
ANTIFA college professor who publicly says he wants to kill cops and burn down the white house
Conspiratard, politician, and an atheist who's a mean one, Mr. Grinch
white pride tough guy with a 12 year old girlfriend
Manic Mormon megalomaniac, armed paragliding owl kicker, Utah's official state lolcow.
Owns fake football team, prolific webtraffic purchaser, NPWL Wrestler, camgirl stalker and "brand."
Autistic rapper, Toronto sperg, public nuissance, the black Chris Chan
Corrupt Wikia admin who believes that Silent Hill is one big circumcision metaphor, adds autistic bullshit into articles as fact, and chimps when it's reverted
Cult Leader, Streamer, "PURPOSE", Philosopher, Jim Jones 2.0
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The Background Extra Who Thinks He Has 8 Million Fans
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Weenage Chris Ween, YouTube Sperg, Friend to A-Log and Hirtes
MRA, Self-Appointed GamerGate Spokesman, Revenge Pornographer, Blackmailer
Little boy loving troglodyte with a taste for playing victim and taking peoples money.
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The Angelic Initiative / Lynn & Jamie McGonagill / Lightworkers Healing Method / Ocala Equine Healing / ForgetfulDeity
Crazy Floridian women talk to trees about the apocalypse and the afterlife
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Failed Halifax Mass Shooter & Asian Nazi Fetishist. Sentenced to life in jail.
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SJW Comic Artist, Scammer, Most Hated Woman in Comics
Obnoxious Pants-Shitting Anti-Feminist & GamerGate YouTube Commentator
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Jameel Rawls / Jameel Phillip Carlen Rawls / Jameel is Magic / Burger King vs Gang Stalking
LEGENDARY HERO BEATS THE GANGSTALKING PROGRAM (Sponsored by Burger KIng, Have it your way)
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Leader of the National Alliance. Head of the Cosmo-theist church. Murdoch Murdoch mascot. Doctor No.
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Delusional DC fanboy, pedophile, and cyber-harasser
YouTube Loveshy Conspiracy Theorist and Loser
Film critic, bloviating putz, SJW, toadie, and sexual assault apologist.
Televangelist, Hyper-Grifter, Luxery Jet Aficianado, Prosperity Gospel, Pray the Hurricanes Away, Bernie Madoff of Christianity
Manosphere
Bogie Ison / Nether Beast underground muscle shaman / expanding universe creations / Divergent Consciousness / through the twisting nether
Schizo fitness hippy youtuber, does coffee enemas, eats dirt. Fakes world record lifts. Failed MMA fighter. Cult leader & con artist. Talks to aliens & animals. Part reptilian. Projects onto the astral plane and talks to the dead
he doesn't use the same username when creating different accounts.
Black Supremacist Comic Book Writer, "FILED TO: RACE"
The Sluthate Edgy Emo Eeyore
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Christopher Robert Fowler / Black Tea Recluse / Deinarious / Autismerlin / Caffeine Hermit / Reclusive Tulpa / Deine / Dei / Jikken21 / Mad Malkavian
Obese Schizo with a Pinkie Pie Tulpa, 4chan Spammer, ’, ‘Dark Magician’, Raped By Aliens, Q-ANON, Zoophile, Former Otherkin, Make Autism Great Again
Brony & robot combat community pariah, makes cringey YouTube videos.
"I did have my 8-9 inch penis out in my home by myself today when I woke" schizo from Fairbank, Iowa
tl;dr Rules for thee but not for me
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Fat Neckbeard, Rabid SJW, Serial Harasser Over Petty Comics Autism, "Not here to sodomize pets", Wants Mexican kids in cages, possible sex pest
Fashionable Octogenarian, Cult Leader, Bible Burning Super Christian
61 y/o 'Mental Health Counselor', stoner, and wife beater who should probably be a patient instead, gleefully fantasizes about the violent death of Donald Trump, visited by Secret Service on two occasions, and takes cringeworthy half-naked YouTube videos
Mother Of Penis Girl
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Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad
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Voice actor of PaRappa & Knuckles turned wash-up scammer, has "500 million fans", I GOTTA BELIEVE!
Schizo, repeat stalker, clout chaser, criminal, failed streamer, creator of the "timecube" of card games, pervert, fish abuser, possibly dangerous psychotic. Wants to lead his own streaming cult but no one knows who tf he is.
DMCA spamming "trans" musician of Starr Mazer DSP fame.
Ex-Mormon Fukushima conspiracy theorist, anti-nuclear crusader, crazy old man
White people and God are not a thing, Die penis people!
Animaniacs fan who tried to post pics of rat genitalia
Doom Genius, went super sayin to kill grapevine elites
Delusional former MMA fighter and potential creator of Cold Fusion (TM)
21 year old fujoshi who draws generic, terrible fanart
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sjw webcomic about beating up people who hold doors for women. VROOM VROOM!
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Severely autistic anti-natalist manchild. Performs hand-mouthing rants in Wal-Mart while his mother orders him bodypillows. Obsessed with the children's show "Oobi"
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Asexual troon couple, animal hoarders, send fake legal threats, "I'm not playing games. I'm pressing charges." Yuki is dead and Emery has locked her accounts.
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Pedophile Brony That Writes Torture Porn
Unemployed Yorkshireman, fighting a war against flat earthers, trolls, masons and feminists, one ranting video at a time
IRL Buffalo Bill MTF that desires to kill women and children for being natural females
Salty SJW cuck. Hypocrite. Molested his stepsister.
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Sean Miller / Sean Russel Miller / Derpbubbles / Derpbubblesgame / Derpbubblesart / son-of-perdition
Brony YouTuber, Diaper Shame Fetishist, Stalker, Makes Threads About Himself on Kiwifarms
Inventor of Electric Windmill Car, Observed by CIA, Wishes to Cure Cancer With Harem of Dr. Wives
