Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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The Kiwi Farms was targeted with a historic DDoS attack last week. Confirmed reports of 2.8Tbps on an individual provider, topping 4.8Tbps when known volumes are added together, and possibly up to 8Tbps if the attacker is believed. This is the third of fourth largest recorded.
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Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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declares war on cyberbullies and trolls
ex-altfurry babyfur and pedophile who still posts on the forum for some reason
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Asexual troon couple, animal hoarders, send fake legal threats, "I'm not playing games. I'm pressing charges." Yuki is dead and Emery has locked her accounts.
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Pedophile Brony That Writes Torture Porn
Unemployed Yorkshireman, fighting a war against flat earthers, trolls, masons and feminists, one ranting video at a time
🗑️ Trashfire
Kaycreigh / Kaylynn Chreighton accused FeintAttacks / Chrissy Beckket of sexual harassment and assault
IRL Buffalo Bill MTF that desires to kill women and children for being natural females
Salty SJW cuck. Hypocrite. Molested his stepsister.
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🐮 Lolcow
Sean Miller / Sean Russel Miller / Derpbubbles / Derpbubblesgame / Derpbubblesart / son-of-perdition
Brony YouTuber, Diaper Shame Fetishist, Stalker, Makes Threads About Himself on Kiwifarms
Inventor of Electric Windmill Car, Observed by CIA, Wishes to Cure Cancer With Harem of Dr. Wives
Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter
FAT Goon with Troll's Remorse & Kengle Jr.
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Pro-Zoophilia Activist, beyond-depraved criminal, owner of cryptostorm VPN, snitch, obtuse egomaniac, dead from cancer; He will not be missed.
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King Burt of Lala Land and on the Psychotic meds.
😵💫 Skitzocow
Daniel Scranton / Planet Star Seeders / Arcturian Council / 4-9th Dimensional Collective / Light of Warriors
Mentally Ill Scamming the Mentally Ill, Space Age Super Friends Cult, Contact Aliens through Dolphin Sex Sounds, Interdimensional Time Warp, New Age, from 5G to 5D, Feat. Bashar
😵💫 Skitzocow
TheImperialCult / James Harbour / HonorableJudgeHolden / torturedbythecia / BloomingDedalus
Delusional Reddit poster who is "a 100% genuine divinely appointed God-Emperor"
General discussion of Dlive's infrastructure, shady business, and Cryptoshekelz.
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Fake trillionaire, model, and singer, confirmed stalker with multiple restraining orders, former(?) public school teacher, shitting in drawers; batshit insane
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🐮 Lolcow
David Myers / Zöe Myers / Zoetropeexplosion and Amanda Bowman Myers / @SugarCunt / @MoltenCunt / Sugarcuntwrites
nazi metal edgelord wannabe poet who hates trolls
Troll Hunter
Schizophrenic Artist / Singer / Songwriter / Painter / Author / Gangstalking Victim / REPLICANT
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"The Truth of the Great Teachings is the devout digestion of dung." Eating shit to destroy ego.
🌟 Internet Famous
Peter John Towns / Peter Des / DesolatorMagic / Desolator144 / Wizzerd911 / PhaddyMcThicc
Exceptional MTG Content Creator, Friends with Jeremy Hambly, Banned From KitsuneKon for Packing Heat
Autistic Creator of A-Ville (his answer to CWCville) who Likes to Collect Lolcows and Hates KF
Your friendly neighborhood Dog, but also a dog raping autist, enjoys touching dead animals with his paws
Failed Aussie Football player puts on a dress to play in womans league
Hypocritical, lying, polyamorous babyfur ultra-Christian that wears diapers, hilariously bad art + tribute poetry about 9/11, friend of Toddlergirl
Dildo queen, lover of right-sized cocks, Labour women's officer/would-be MP, all-round sex fiend
"Fuck the Moderators," Communist Sperg, Chan Troll
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Extortion, stolen valor, forgeries, lied about cancer, game journo, addict
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Disabled retard filing frivolous lawsuits, sued Twitch for him jerking off to thots
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"God's only friend"
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Speedrunner, "The Goose is Loose!", Sockpuppet extraordinaire, Booger Eater, Cheater/Splicer, Psycho
Troon Zoophiliac Furry living a delusional family life with 4 other men and 4 non-existent children
Serial Harasser, Unemployed E-Beggar, Sandwich Boy
"Defendant Apt appeared to be in a stupor and was calling himself Jesus Christ."
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Florida man currently being sued by Disney planning to sneak into Disney World during the corona virus quarantine
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Floyd Davis Budge / Floyd David Budge / Floyd Budge / DarkpawThepuppy & his Brother Patrick Budge
Angry diaperfur, femboi hater, Canadian
Local Walmart shelf stacker, Yandev A-Log, CWC bootleg
Creator of hilariously bad youtube "movies" and professional fat kid
🎭 Dramacow
Psychic Dashton the Vampire Slayer / Drew Aaron Kuykendall / Dashton Aaron / unicornmushroom / DashtonPsychic
Meth/opioid addict who films his endless arguments with his boyfriend, wannabe psychic and astrologer, frequently in legal trouble
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JUNIUS_64 / Nicole / Nick Cieslik / JuniusK9 / StickersTehHusky / terminal-dogma / Fluffy Pegasus
Mentally Ill FTM Troon babyfur zoophile college social justice warrior alien-dog skunk horse fennec
Attention whore Muslim who does dangerous and exceptional pranks.
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Angry, Bitter Trollshielding Fat "Activist" with Tons of First World Problems
anti-civilization/technology advocates who are entirely dependent on both.
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Shit-tier Internet Lawyer, C&D over Twitter, Tried Taking ED Down, Uses Law License to Harass
Artist and Pedophile with literal God Complex.
💀 Horrorcow
David Augustus Forester aka Gus Forester & David Forester | 大卫・奥古斯都・福雷斯特，或者是古斯・福雷斯特或大卫・福雷斯特是
#WhiteBoysFuckDogs | An exceptional individual resurrected from Sodom
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Wanna-be actor and musician, pregnacy fetish, tried to take down Power Rangers forum
We Are All POC Now
Diaper-wearing Trump supporter who A-Logs Mario, runs a "Federationa", and makes quality ABDL and hate art
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A real human, exposing the demons in cloned transexual bodies.
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🦊 Furry
Christopher Woodward / Mangcho / MangchoMouse / TheMoolMangcho / Zibraltar / bbqchicken / real_mactonight
Gay Ops Communist Alt-Furry Enthusiast who claims to be a " Traditionalist Christian " despite having a vore + tranny fetish
Self-publishing fake scientist and a blight on the herpetological & taxonomic communities
MRA podcaster, scam artist, tried to dox Mister Metokur
Pedophile Activist Furry, Kiwi Farms Member, Verbose Cunt, Furry Drama Investigator
Diaperfur juggalo wrestling sperg Freemason pothead with a hateboner for Trump
Street Preacher who hates the HOMO (might be homo himself), uses daughter and family to cause drama on the internet and REALLY LOVES JESUS. Also will take the RAINBOW back, also
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Autistic Joe Pesci, incel with chip on his shoulders, stroke survivor
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Owner of "We Hunted The Mammoth" and Supreme White Knight
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Furry zoosadism Telegram ringleader, necrophile, puppy rapist, nephew molester (NOW IN JAIL, PLED GUILTY!)
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an author of this masterpiece "Adventures in brainmancing"
Disabled loveshy with a persecution complex and a love of pro wrestling
Pedophile Ween from Mexico, likes Sewer Orgies
🎭 Dramacow
Stuff With Scout Fly / Sweece Swooce / @sweeceswooce / Papa Sweece / Justin Washburn / "Scott"
failed, unstable cartoon reviewer, unrepentant asshole who hates his own fans, wannabe cloud rapper
Makes strange short videos of being spaced out in the woods.
Bearded, transformer fetishist
Creepy Token Gay Conservative™, probably a pedophile
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The Chris Chan of the Toy Collecting Community
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Attention whoring brony who formerly had a pony porn podcast, "open pedophile"
Pedophile, hardcore shipper, and webmaster of Bulbagarden
Histrionic, LGBT, Activist, Escort, Who Likes To Display His Tucked Weiner & Has a Long Rap Sheet
furry attention whore "turn off that pesky adblock"
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Condescending Junior NHS doc, thin skinned sideshow, Internet defense force for troons and pedos
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🎭 Dramacow
Anthony George Halliday / Steven Hayden / Stephanie Hayden / JudicialCat / FlyingLawyer73 / srh2018
Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.
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Catholic priest fucker/Banned from the US for pissing off trannies on the internet/Slavishly supports the Catholic church/Drama queen/Emotional diarrhea
32-year old fictionkin, scat fetish artist, pedophile sex tourist
Wigger, Drug abuser, Gay Pornstar, Self-Help Guru, Rapper and Bodybuilder
sexual predator / pedophile / zoophile / furry artist / 'professional' porn star / lego master
Parents of 8 year old drag queen "Lactatia". Sexualizing minors for fun, profit, and asspats
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Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"
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General purpose megathread for discussing current and upcoming livestreams in IBS or otherwise.
They did a stream trying to bust Discord and Instagram pedophiles and may have done more harm than good.
Furry attention whore, loyal consumer of smut/porn featuring herself, DO NOT STEAL CHARACTER/NAME
Child Molester turned Drag King. Overt Narcissist.
Literal neckbeard that uploads like 5 shitty YouTube videos daily
Kiwifarmer, wanted to crowdfund Chris Chan documentary, fake French doctor
Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART
🎭 Dramacow
Kenneth Joseph Spaziani / Wind / Windkun / AeWinD / Galexia / AcceleratedEvolution / Windowned / WindNvidia3D
Failed eSports Athlete and Cheater, Paranoid Livestreamer, Drug Addict Terrible Musician Who Failed Out of Full Sail, Stolen Valor, and Sex Pest
Furry Rescue Rangerphile with Odd Rape Obsession
Methhead ex-Teacher with Paranoid Delusions and Hallucinations, Gangstalking Victim
Has a Sordid Past, which includes Self-Castration In Prison and Personality Disorders
Washed-Up Internet Celebrity, Peter Coffin Collaborator
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In which a morbidly obese scam artist crowd funded a year+ vacation.
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Lindy West 2: Cancer Boogaloo; Obese SJW Danish "Comedian", Podcaster, & Science Denier.
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Stalker, Alleged Pedo, Autist, and Failed Politician
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Her Bro Married Lindy West and She Made a Coloring Book & a failed Feminist Publication; Really Salty on Twitter dot Com
Literal Messiah, Canadian Autphag, Notorious Deep Thinker, Still Seeking Reproductive Success
Racist TERF, Pagan, Former Prostitute and Blogger
Creator of Gender Identity Watch, "Fake Goth", TERF, Lawyer
Public nuisance, GameFAQs sperg, convicted felon
Former member turned delusional babyfur
Fraud Academic, Doesn't Understand Sarcasm, Covert Alt-Right Agent, Wants to Hatefuck Sargon
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Actual legal name, claims Disney stole it, SHOT TWO COPS (AND DIED)
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The Batshit Insane 53-year Old Islamic Sovereign Citizen MRA, boycotting American Women
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cruel love shy weirdo and all around awful person WHO IS DEAD.
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Pedophile Apologist, Supreme King of Butthurt, Foxler Whiteknight, Jewing the Furry Raiders
Pedophile with hateboner for Kiwi Farms, real boner for underage cartoon characters
Visited by Interdimensional Star Elves, "Atheists are from the 23rd Century"
Owner of Chateau Heartiste, Closet Homo, Pedo, and White Nationalist PUA; Scared of Vaginas
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Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis
A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User
Human being, gang-stalking victim, ex-homeless man, and lives on a boat
Conspiracy Theorist "Whistleblower" with a Messiah Complex
Lazy-Eyed Salty Cuckold, Conspiratard Prepper
transtrending mentally ill cis white blonde girl / Piss and trans-fetishist furry artist
I became the Messiah, when I saw Jesus & Believed He is God & NOT The Messiah
/r/incels poster famous for catfishing women and posting encounters. And he's a pedo.
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Freedom From The Gynocracy / The Man in the Orbital Castle / The Black Pill / Omega Virgin Revolt
Epitome of the Bitter Loveshy Syndrome, Missing in Action, Blog's Comments Devolved into Slapfights
Donny Long's A-log, Stalker, Scammer, Failed Porn Star, Cripple and Trollshielding Asshole
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"He was such a talented young comedian" - Felix "Pewdiepie" Kjellberg
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Leah Albee's partner / batshit snowflake-in-crime, transrace feminista
A Scam Artist Anti-Vaxxer, his Woo Peddling and LOLSuits
A Developer Without a Gamu
Giving new meaning to the word "lolcow"
Male Feminist Commentator, Misogynist, Sounds like John Peel, Friend of Margaret Pless
Owner of The Universe, the CIA and Great Britain, Kidnapped Professional Scientist and World's Biggest Sunscreen Fan; True and Honest MD Neurochemist
Conspiracy and religion-obsessed schizo, amateur journalist and photographer, friend of Bob McKim
YouTube sped and Bernie Sanders fanboy who wants views and no hate comments on his many videos
