Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Catboy Fuhrer’s personal documentarian, professional sycophant, creepy old pedo lover
Banhappy TvTropes moderator with a god-complex, hates the farms, ultra oldfag from the 90s
Smug SJW flags people he doesn't like as bots, simps for Amber Heard, beefs with LawTube
Disabled Con Artist onto a new tragedy and more money to pocket
Child-grooming Youtuber and general creep, sent underage fans explicit content because he was "depressed"
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FurAffinity's incompetent, lazy, dogfucker-defending, scam artist leader who got cucked by a brony
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Former Gal-Pal of CWC, Incest Proponent, FapFic Author
Trans MMA Fighter, Woman Harasser and Euphoric Atheist
Fanatic Wikisperg, Anti-Gamergater and All Around Asshole
Former GamesDoneQuick staff and TF2 legend, slowly tumbling down trying to save the world from fascism
Author of The Rational Male and Irrational Manosphere Blogger
Blue man bad, KF, /pol/, Twitter and Reddit sperged over the 46th president
💀 Horrorcow
Georgia Dickerson/Thompson / "Stinky" / "Pip" / @todokaras / @cutiephiliac / Edroy / Senbei
Otherkin fujoshi zoophile
World-class veteran video game critic and Shaggy look-alike
A Comic Dub Voice Actress who is overly dramatic
Narcissistic tranny speedrunner banned from nearly everywhere and GDQ, constantly fights with trolls
Furry Gamer who spends his days making obscene edits and videos featuring himself & fictional animal characters
🎭 Dramacow
Mitchell G. Slater / Kirsty Elizabeth Slater / Gemma Stone / NotCursedE / CursedE/ ObscuredLeg / Edesruc / Still_Cursed
Prolific shitposting tranny that waves his dick in women’s changing rooms, wants to burn down TERFs homes, sleeps in his sister’s clothes, talks about his mom masturbating, banned by Mumsnet, sent death threats to an MP
Loser America First sycophant and aspiring gunt guard
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Youtuber gets falsely accused of raping and severely abusing his girlfriend, massive shitshow ensues
Deranged narcissist FtM tranny, alleged hermaphrodite, and confirmed public hazard
Lesbian welfare NEET whose job is her mental health
💰 Grifter
Chantel Brittany Johnson / Politically Provoked ✡️ / C Brittany End / @ProvokedBrit / Rage Whore
Pill Popping & Perpetually Drunk Middle Aged Yenta, Single Deadbeat Mother, Bimbo Airhead Grifter, Nicksucker & Guntguard Extraordinaire, Doxxer, E-Girlfriend to Big Tech, Racemixer, Mad she has a Kiwi Thread
Brony, furry, gets banned everywhere, defends pedophiles, transexuals, and pedophile transexuals, to his last breath and needs others to do the arguing for him
UKipper, White Genocide Conspiratard, Thot, Drama Magnet; The Catalyst of Kraut's Downfall
Family from Florida that exploits their severely autistic child for merch and threatens people who find out about his third child.
Autist with an unhealthy obession with scat and fart fetishes
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Larping 1337 h4x0r, personally stopping bullies, racists, and trolls
Post now and be given a personalized threat by a 70 IQ pedophile Tanzanian FBI LARPer! Coprophilia and sockpuppets included.
Christian Extremist, Badtouch Pedo, & Taylor Swift Stalker with a Batty Website
🦊 Furry
Animal J. Smith / Joe Smith / Willoughby Goode / Leatherdog / oldguardleatherdog / Pup Bruzr / redpandamutt
62 Year Old "Pup", Leather Fetishist and Occasional Furry. 9/11 and AIDS Survivor. Actor and Flutist. 34 Years of LGBTQ+ "Activism". Former Director of Resettle of Rainbow Passage. Creepy Furfag that Threatens People for Exposing his Degeneracy.
A fat, violently autistic troglodyte, who spends his days living on government subsidies and threatening any women that gives him a modicum of attention
😵💫 Skitzocow
Sunstorm / TheComicsNixLegacy / Carlos Albuquerque / Leonoeides / Mullerornis / JohnFaa
Insane Idiot with a Victim Complex Who Made a Thread on Himself. Conservative and Proud.
Conspiracy Theorist and Amateur UFO Hunter
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2k16 YouTube Drama 2 - Electric Boogaloo
Manchild who wants to fuck Pikachu.
💪 Tough Guys
Kevin Ian Beaumont / GossiTheDog / gossi / actualgossi / gossitd / rm_gossitd / kevinbeaumont1 / kevin.beaumont / kevin beaumont / kbeaumont / clanger
Cybersecurity "expert". #DropKiwiFarms bandwagoner. Crybaby over anything to do with Microsoft. Has PTSD flashbacks every time he sees the windows logo.
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"Non-binary" furry programmer who wrote a Super Nintendo emulator, tried to blackmail Null into removing his thread, and faked his death
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Samuel Collingwood Smith's Lover, HIV+ Butt Pirate, Washed Up Plagiarist
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30-year-old trolling victim of a middleschooler, Genshin Impact toddler appreciator, #1 Twitter Genshin defender, personal Kiwi Farms army commander
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Fake ninja, fake ex-MP, real pest toward teen girls, fight ducker/loser, convicted felon
🐮 Lolcow
James Lloyd Evans / Lloyd Evans / John Cedars / The Reluctant Apostate / JWWatch / @cedarsjwsurvey
Self-appointed figurehead of ex-JWs, anti-sex abuse campaigner who spends his donations on hookers because he lacks "total mastery of his penis"
Suicidal 33 Year Old Loser, NeoGAF Addict, Commissioned Rape Hentai of a Kids Movie
Clickbait Journo Shoves Controllers Up Own Ass; Squidkid Who's Too Autistic for NeoGAF & Wikipedia
🦊 Furry
Margarita Molotorenko / Маргарита Молоторенко / Lecter Wierstamann / Comrade Lecter / wierstaban / Chrono Corner / Akhnaton
Russian ‘Trans-Age’ Sociopathic Pedophile that runs NNIA, Zoosadist and ‘MAP Activist’
Mentally retarded sperg, serial threat maker, autist
Real-life NPC who rarely talks, makes bizarre posts, and powerlevels an excessive amount
Rape joke-making troon who's now the UK Labour Party's "Woman's" Officer
🌟 Internet Famous
PsyckoTV: PexTechArt / PexcellChannel, SuccubabeBrandy / BrandyDark, TimKasai / TimatoKasai
Polycule of Vtuber Lolcows
FtM who signed up with their real name to white knight shitty fursuits, defended IRL dogfucking
Insane troon wants to have orgies with farm animals, creator of culinary calamities
Racist comic artist, Islamist, Antisemite, Black Supremacist, thinks Facebook and Zucc are Alt-Right
Cyber bullying 'expert', forensic psychologist, and holistic male enhancement product manufacturer
🐮 Lolcow
Christopher Elliott Collier / Blizzaria123 / nickelodeon12345 / christo27155870 / collier2362 / stormwing15
The Loud House fanatic, vore + uvula enthusiast
🦊 Furry
Emily Kaelyn Amaya Lewis / Anniston Lewis / Kouma / Moonknife / Anniston Placesetter / siickle / NuzzieKoma
Crazy Trans Furry Pedo
Wants to make tanks fly, believes James Bond is real, and Jace, if Jace was real
Looking to build his deviantArt empire of Wonderbread capitalist femdom, rejected by Shadman
🌟 Internet Famous
ZeroHedge January 6th, 2024 Debate with Alex Jones, Darren Beattie, Glenn Greenwald vs. Ed and Brian Krassenstein and Destiny
🍽️ حلال
Michael Robert Thurlow / Angry Canadian / Volkswachter / Lothloran / NorthlandPride / NSCLRP / imageboard user
Canadian Nazi, Wifebeater, Narcissist, C-Tier Shitposter, Loli Enthusiast, Brony, Transphobic Tranny, White Pearls and White Pride, RALM Failtroll
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Extremely uncanny & autistic hinduboo
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Schizo paranoid goon invents mind control sattelite, travels to Syria to get sick headshots
Self-hating incel troon and unofficial face of the H&H fanbase.
A subset of SJW that A-Log Youtube Skeptics
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"I have spectrum autism but I still look cool"
Jewish Wizard, Weed Dealer, and Neckbeard Community College Graduate
Codependent alcoholic twitch streaming couple turning to thottery
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🎨 Artcow
Manny (Manolo) Corobo / Kiingcorobo / Stardustandgust-arts / Shitbin Motel / Brickoppy / Hickoppy / Malewifebranch
Chronic Sufferer of Vivziepop Derangement Syndrome, Troll Fucker, Horse Cock Connoisseur, Prolific SJW Artcow, Batshit A-Logger and Cancel Culture SJW. Wants to take down the Farms.
50 Year Old Loveshy! (No, seriously!)
Shortwave radio host and ex-con, outed as FBI by Anonymous, "savage nigro BEASTS"
Autistic Red Cross fetishist, tries to ERP with minors, hates the gays, banned from nearly every major furry website for spam and pedophilia
Oppa SpongeBob Style, World's Worst Cook, Autist
🦊 Furry
Avery Carl Babbitt / Diaper Fonzereli / RebelFoxxy / StinkyBabyFoxy / Killerfox fan1993 / Arctekfox
"I'm not a pedo defender. I just have sex with them," ABDL Furry “Advocate” Shitting his Diapers on Youtube, Claims to know a number of 'Wrongly Convicted' Pedophiles
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Llama killing, crack dealing, pedophile defending neo-nazi psychopath addict, nearly destroyed the nationalist movement in the UK, defender of Israel
A repulsive AltFur with a self-contradictory lifestyle: being a radical degenerate and a fascist
Roblox game developer with 10 years worth of bad blood and counting. Primarily known for plagiarizing and making a shitty dinosaur game. Recently under fire from company mismanagement allegations and pissing in Discord.
Bad, British YouTube cartoon critic with a fat fetish and a desire for an ugly woman, creator of the worst ramen made in human history
🔥 Zoosadist
Christopher L Smith / Stallionslaughter / slaughterpony / horsesofdeath / Zoophiles for Trump / Derrick Lesters
Gun Furry and a Brony in his 30s, necro/gore fetish artist, zoophile activist account
A skeptic who likes golden showers, period blood, and being cucked.
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James "Jimmy" Thomas Adam / Jane Adam / Meowtaindeww / Meowtaindeww_ / WhoWantsStancakes / Doodladoo
Trans, suicide-baiting Kiwifarms devotee and their journey towards violent insanity, "butt mucus" sufferer
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"feminist" scammer who loves sharia law
Crappy Political Cartoonist and Self-Proclaimed SJW
Obnoxious Violent LA Tranny, Lied about being the Wi Spa Tranny for clout, Period Blood Fetishist, Baiting Attention Seeker, One-Man-Band
Abbo Gasoline Huffer. Died in the Great Leaks of 2019, but got better.
Batshit Crazy girl with unhealthy obsession with Duckman and other cartoon characters, Notorious Suicide Baiter and Sockpuppeteer
A crazy man making tiktok videos from his foam van
Author of a Webcomic about (gay) dogs raping and abusing each other, tracer obsessed with Shepherd Dogs
Furfag Charged With Possesing WMD's, Prone to Emotional (and Sometimes Violent) Outbursts, Who is Friends with Pedophiles and Zoophiles
Pedo, nazi furry, Boy Scouts leader, army psyops
would sell his soul for good looks, absolute maniac
Scams his favorite pornstars', writes terrible music and uses his autism as a shield
E-drama whore, semi-popular Youtube commentator
Digital Forensics Corp (/ Digital Investigation?)
Morbidly Obese Weight Loss Blogger, Shyster, E-Beggar
Perpetually assblasted eternal victim, trolled by tumblr teens, Cuckquean, Wanted money to quit posting hot takes on tumblr; Ex-GF of Matthew Heimbach, a neo-nazi.
Non-Binary Tranny Acolyte of Sun Fruit Dan
Autistic "Hacker" / Nintendo Wii Modder, Farmer, alleged pedo, live in cuck, incestuous simp that keeps socking on KF
"Journalist", miserly scammer, MTG addict who enjoys trying to get retail workers fired
Pothead "philosopher" who has no thoughts and now has no money
Popular furry artist with a penchant for being rapey & an ego that could black out the sun
Busted for insurance fraud, sued by pro football player, richest straight man alive
💊 Manosphere
Blue Striker / Blue__Striker / BlueStrikerBomber / BlueStrikeArt / Vicente Manuel Alvarez Montes
Spanaird edgelord misogynist neckbeard with a thing for gore and trash porn
Fraudulent child prodigy turned Barbie doll transtrender
Youtube Attention Whore
A husk of a community, where the only ones left are the crazed, paranoid Nazi larpers
💼 Careercow
Kieren William Hawken / The Laird / The Laird's Lair / @retrolaird / LairdOfForsyth / *retroriginals* / Mr Kizza
Failed British retrogaming "journalist" and "historian". Plagiarises everyone including himself. 30+ confirmed socks. Misogynist. Went DFE for several minutes in 2020. Blames it on the 'tism. Ginger.
Teaching the Ignorant-Ass White Caucasoids the Meaning of Racism, 506 Yale Pl Canon City CO 81212-23
Penn Jillette lookalike. Neckbeard. Intersectional feminist. Cuck cartoonist.
A community revolving around bunny plane edgelords emerging from Japan (Not a John Furrman Halal)
Creator of Community, co-creator of Rick and Morty, and barely functional alcoholic
Veteran suffering from PTSD, chaplain, activist/prostestor, menace to the neighborhood, enjoys smoking meth, tries to own trolls to hilarious results
Hated by the Truther Community, Produces a Shitton of Videos Daily, Rants about RFID Chips and More
🎨 Artcow
Ariel Renee Cranford / Renee Moonveil / ReneeisDetermined / ReneesInnerIrken / DeterminedToDrawUT
Determined to Drama
65,000+ YouTube videos and counting...
Twitter warrior, now a troon, former #GamerGate supporter with troll's remorse
Long Live the Coom!
The worst thing to happen to RLM since Max Landis
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40+ Y/O Dog-Decapitating Satanist who behaves like a severely handicapped teenager. Showed up to the forum to defend his Discord Gayops against VTubers. Complete degenerate.
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😵💫 Skitzocow
TheAlucardFromHell/Alucard Foxyfoof/Imma Game Developer/Fleshpound/Cakecard/Masterson/2RST/Wingfox
Thinks he's the only sentient, Furry hating Furry, thinks all new games are dumbed down
no soul ginger who will do anything to stay relevant
A staple of Downtown Vancouver. Mentally ill tranny complete with extensive criminal history. Once beat a man to death.
Furry Cartoon Obsessed Youtube-Poop Extraordinaire With Poor Editing Skills
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The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon
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Butthurt Colby Klaus White Knight Who Hates Jamie Walton and Kiwi Farms, Tsundere for Chimpburgers
Racist, e-begging tranny "dyke-faggot"
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Spaghetti hoop rinser who wants to live like Common People, the face of poverty in Britain, literally can't lie
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Youtube Pick-Up Artist turned Leader of a Psychedelic Death Cult with a Forum
Pedophile musician, threatens mass-shootings, member of the inactivist group "Blood Stained Men", notorious on 4chan
Chronically useless deadbeat troon dad who whines about his ex on twitter, embarrassment to his kids, is probably drunk right now
crazy druggie turned leading warrior against international slavery, Russophobic Conspiratard
Forced feminization ratking tranny whore
🎭 Dramacow
Emily Rose Nauert / tinylittlespitfire / Emily Marshall / Louise / Venus Rosales / "Moldylocks" / "ANTIFA Girl"
ANTIFA girl who got knocked the fuck out by a Nazi; Camwhore
Pretendian, Claimed To Write My Immortal, Currently Writing Fanfic Of Own Life
Whiny inflationist fucktard Manchild that moans he is "alone".
Lawsuit happy Secret Space Program whistleblower and contactee of the Sphere Being Alliance. Now pay $333 dollars for him to talk to you about 'Ascension'
Copyrighting React Videos Controversy, the Ongoing Shitstorm, Sadly Increasing Subs
Transformers sperg with a love of prepubescent cat girls, mother of two, deranged cluster B trainwreck, raging alcoholic
Homicidal dog fucker, born again but still draws bestiality
Social commentator, "director of energy", aspiring actor/singer and Theon Greyjoy doppelganger
Julie Terryberry's tranny boyfriend
😵💫 Skitzocow
Bryan Dunsheng See / Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 / Bryan_See / OP_Phobosgone / Bryan Seecrets
Autistic politsperg obsessed with children's books.
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Twitter trans right activist, cyberlaw teacher who doesn't understand cyberlaw, mass flaggot
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Terminally online Death Note fanfiction author who wants to decapitate Null with a katana
Suspended from Twitter x5, The Philippine Hero of GamerGate, Sandwich Cuck
New Jersey furry, chased and tried to sexually assault a 13 yr old, got busted for possessing child porn
BLM doxer and harasser
