Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Raw Meat Eating Influencer
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Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3
Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci
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Xavier Pace / Perfection / TheSuperItachi / Lord Paragon / Lord Perfection / Paragon Perfection / PerfectionSama
Incel Gamer, Infamous Rage Quitter, Wants to Fuck Anime Girls, Messiah Complex and His Fanbase
Aspie Weeb. "My doctor said I'm not a pedophile".
The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
Horrifically overweight, bisexual, racist son of a dead Neo-Nazi who walks around town dressed up as The Joker. Accused rapist and pedophile. Youtuber and chronic sufferer of Trump derangement syndrome.
Previously convicted couple, stolen tips from staff, sent death threats to Dr.Phil and Gordon Ramsay
Failing Nintendo channel, contrarian, overall asshole, and secret amateur gay pornstar.
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Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982
now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit
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Marcus Williams / Vahn Dragon / ghostsl52304291 / Eternal Dragonslayer / Groundless Vahn / Zack Kale
Man child with nuclear powered autism and porn addiction, talks to his succubus waifu in his dreams, almost always throwing a fit on social media
Fake "leaker", autistic tranny, popcorn fucker
Failing Content Creator, Big Smoke Lookalike, Jarbo Black, "HIT THAT DAMN BUTTON"
Mad About Other People's Opinions on Chinese Cartoons, Made a Failed Kickstarter
Braindead Keffals supporter, egomaniacal clout chaser, utterly humiliated himself on Rekeita's show
Edgy Musician, Salty SJW Whale Accused of Rape & Angry Transtrender Boyfriend; Involved in a Suicide
"Service dog" user and convicted felon, with a knack for getting into public altercations.
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Anne Marie Bompart / Siroun Bompart-Sumbatian / Serve.ice_top / "Lezbollah" / amerie2195 / annemarienyc
A white lesbian larping as colored enacts a harassment, defamation, and stalking campaign against small businesses and their employees, decrying racism
Insufferably Annoying Twitter Feminist #92474647
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Destiny's stalker and purveyor of subclinical psychology diagnoses and potentially a killer of client(s). Usually feels cute and might do a murder suicide later, idk
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From Jeopardy Winner to Angriest Man on Twitter
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Amanda/Amari Turcol / LadyALT69 / Manda-Tee / Amarithenonbinary / Amaribabe93 / AmariStrawberry
Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.
Israel-Hating SJW, Beauty Pageants = White Supremacy, Former Friend of Laurelai, Dunked by Roseanne
Psychotic 40 year old New Jersey resident holding 15+ year grudges over video games and toys. Liar, crybully, and alt-account hydra. Likes sending dick pics to underage girls and his shit to anyone who slights him.
An ogre who chronically fakes Dissociative Identity Disorder and literally cannot stop responding to Kiwifarms
Scottish DSP White Knight who Deletes Everything and Showed off his Dick, Alison Rapp's Lover
Narutard, Incest/Dog Sex Proponent, Stalker, Hypocrite; Ween Who Hates Trolls, 4chan, & Filthy Frank
Egotistical emo musician who really hates the alt right.
Every single day this man disappoints me a little bit more
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ProtoMagicalGirl / Jaret Ross / Alexis Ross / @PrincessProto / littledrummergirl / littledrummerboy
Tranny Any% All Oppression Points
Anthropomorphic walrus, self-hating small-dicked fat virgin being groomed by a penis inversion cult
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Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself
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Gamer/Pizzagate Attention Whore, Stalked Dodger, Games Journo for The Escapist
Professional Victim, Single Mother on Welfare and Bad Credit, Trump A-Logger, Liar
Sci-fi nerd who likes to photograph little girl's undergarments, hated by his family
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ReSwitched: William Hedberg / Hedgeberg, Kate Temkin / KTemkin / Kyle Temkin, Cody Brocious / Daeken
OP's mad that he got banned from their Discord
57-year-old east Boston stunad with a BTR show and a thin grasp on reality
Wishes the US was a catholic monarchy rants about homosexuals, pretends to be catholic.
Revolutionary LARPer gone wrong, "medic", gun rights activist, perpetually BTFO
Drama whore founder of the Libreboot project, blogged their dick inversion, feuded with Stallman
the condescending internet crybaby extrodinaire
Fanatic Wikisperg, Anti-Gamergater and All Around Asshole
Some weirdo who was banned in 2017 but got outed as a pedophile in 2022
Narcissistic tranny speedrunner banned from nearly everywhere and GDQ, constantly fights with trolls
"Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female". "I'm 150IQ"
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Mitchell G. Slater / Kirsty Elizabeth Slater / Gemma Stone / NotCursedE / CursedE/ ObscuredLeg / Edesruc / Still_Cursed
Prolific shitposting tranny that waves his dick in women’s changing rooms, wants to burn down TERFs homes, sleeps in his sister’s clothes, talks about his mom masturbating, banned by Mumsnet, sent death threats to an MP
Deranged narcissist FtM tranny, alleged hermaphrodite, and confirmed public hazard
Manchild who wants to fuck Pikachu.
Samuel Collingwood Smith's Lover, HIV+ Butt Pirate, Washed Up Plagiarist
Fake ninja, fake ex-MP, real pest toward teen girls, fight ducker/loser, convicted felon
13 bans on Wikia
Unintentionally hilarious, drama-seeking post-op who gets outed as a nuisance in any community he touches
Obnoxious Violent LA Tranny, Lied about being the Wi Spa Tranny for clout, Period Blood Fetishist, Baiting Attention Seeker, One-Man-Band
Scams his favorite pornstars', writes terrible music and uses his autism as a shield
Perpetually assblasted eternal victim, trolled by tumblr teens, Cuckquean, Wanted money to quit posting hot takes on tumblr; Ex-GF of Matthew Heimbach, a neo-nazi.
Busted for insurance fraud, sued by pro football player, richest straight man alive
Butthurt Colby Klaus White Knight Who Hates Jamie Walton and Kiwi Farms, Tsundere for Chimpburgers
Racist, e-begging tranny "dyke-faggot"
Suicidebaiting, Crotch-bulging, Proud asexual bisexual DJ, Harold Camping of Suicide
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Emily Rose Nauert / tinylittlespitfire / Emily Marshall / Louise / Venus Rosales / "Moldylocks" / "ANTIFA Girl"
ANTIFA girl who got knocked the fuck out by a Nazi; Camwhore
Copyrighting React Videos Controversy, the Ongoing Shitstorm, Sadly Increasing Subs
BLM doxer and harasser
Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.
sent from my iPhone
The Most Redneck of Loveshies
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Amitabho Chattopadhyay / Amy Chattopadhyay / Hips-chan / leSemenDemon / princessCuck / transmisogyne
Lawsuit-happy transgender immigrant (with a shota wife!)
The lolcow is not only her but people around her, and their decline online (Margaret Pless, etc)
Delusional Terf/Gender Critical whistleblower, ex-gender critical, self proclaimed “Alpha Trans”
Middle aged munchie, pioneer of cancel culture, mad at the internet for 20 years.
Atheist Turned Born Again Christian and SJW, Scammer, Wife Beater
Butthurt Memelord sues people for making fun of him, Daddy Derek 2.0
"Sociopathic" SoulCreative.org Owners, Dexter's White Knight
ANTIFA college professor who publicly says he wants to kill cops and burn down the white house
SJW Comic Artist, Scammer, Most Hated Woman in Comics
tl;dr Rules for thee but not for me
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Fat Neckbeard, Rabid SJW, Serial Harasser Over Petty Comics Autism, "Not here to sodomize pets", Wants Mexican kids in cages, possible sex pest
61 y/o 'Mental Health Counselor', stoner, and wife beater who should probably be a patient instead, gleefully fantasizes about the violent death of Donald Trump, visited by Secret Service on two occasions, and takes cringeworthy half-naked YouTube videos
Voice actor of PaRappa & Knuckles turned wash-up scammer, has "500 million fans", I GOTTA BELIEVE!
Serial Harasser, Unemployed E-Beggar, Sandwich Boy
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1st Amendment auditing tranny, loves the sidewalk
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Psychic Dashton the Vampire Slayer / Drew Aaron Kuykendall / Dashton Aaron / unicornmushroom / DashtonPsychic
Meth/opioid addict who films his endless arguments with his boyfriend, wannabe psychic and astrologer, frequently in legal trouble
Street Preacher who hates the HOMO (might be homo himself), uses daughter and family to cause drama on the internet and REALLY LOVES JESUS. Also will take the RAINBOW back, also
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Stuff With Scout Fly / Sweece Swooce / @sweeceswooce / Papa Sweece / Justin Washburn / "Scott"
failed, unstable cartoon reviewer, unrepentant asshole who hates his own fans, wannabe cloud rapper
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Condescending Junior NHS doc, thin skinned sideshow, Internet defense force for troons and pedos
