Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.
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Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
Minecraft YouTuber, trades nudes with underage fans
Korean woman gangstalked by the police, microchipped and mind controlled by "P" since 1997, slowly rotting away.
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Basically John Rambo and BJ Blazkowicz combined but as a tranny antifa (trantifa?)
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Neo-Nazi '2024 presidential candidate', advocates for race war, IRL troll fedposter, failed webcomic artist, flew Nazi flag at Bernie speech and after synagogue shooting.
Liberal Furry Fetishist Tugboat Receiving Cancer
A man from Italy who spends his time thirsting over scammers and posting spergy pictures and videos
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"Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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"Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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sent from my iPhone
Pansexual cuck pedophilia apologist and advocate who fucks the man who fucks his wife
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MtF transtrender extraordinaire, freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger
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Child being abused/sexualized by parents for financial gain and fame.
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Celebrity chef turned "health coach"/ snake-oil dealer running a cult wellness compound in rural NSW, drug addict, conspiracist, activated almonds guy, neo-nazi
💼 Careercow
Jonathan Bishop (Crocels News/Research/Press/Base/Trolling Academy, Dzon Bishop, BonathanJishop)
Droning mentalist, failed politician, pseud, self proclaimed Internet trolling expert.
Iranian sperg who can't get over an edgy character for whole 2 years and counting
Thin skinned weeb thot, her business major boyfriend who LARPs as a copyright lawyer, serial false flaggers, trying to sue TV Tokyo over Naruto reaction videos, Youtube's favorite forehead
"Pop Culture Detective", Cucked hard by Anita Sarkeesian, King Snowflake
Former Pharma Exec, Criminal, Impotent Rageaholic
Artist who’s obsessed with Fanboy & Chum Chum, regularly draws and writes fanfiction about child porn and child abuse
Divorced Babyfur, Libertarian, gun nut, hates trannies, #FuckThePolice
Self-hating black man on a crusade against black women and hair weave
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edgy artfag with a girl boner for chris-chan
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Trans MRA turned SJW to Fuck Contrapoints & Abandon her fiancé; "fucking wreck"
Pre-tomgirl Chris as a pokemon furry
best dancer in the world, public masturbator, Justin Bieber stalker, murdered a woman and diddled a dog
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Violent and very degenerate baby that's a Skinner Simp. Now with 50% more underaged Speds defending her
Litigious, predatory, woman-beating filmmaker & fraudster
😵💫 Skitzocow
Derrion Gibson / Monkey With the Mohawk / coachderrion / ballaxyclub / New_Challenge_2439
Schizoid pedophile who claims Elon Musk called him a monkey, Neuralink conspiracy theorist, targeted individual, likes young Asian boys
A demented drug addicted pornographer's adventures on the "Mad at the Internet" discord server and beyond.
Racist, failed writer, lesbian propagandist
The Most Redneck of Loveshies
🎭 Dramacow
Amitabho Chattopadhyay / Amy Chattopadhyay / Hips-chan / leSemenDemon / princessCuck / transmisogyne
Lawsuit-happy transgender immigrant (with a shota wife!)
"Feminine gay trans man" who draws comical gay/trans porn, totally not a fujoshi, CWC fangirl
Diaperfur who has a uvula fetish and wants to fuck a puppet.
Just when you thought your childhood's molestation was bad enough already...
NO TOUCH TRAUMA BASED MIND CONTROL TORTURE
Wire Fraudster Who Thinks He's the #1 Video Game Theorist in the World
Shit, shota, and diaper fetishist, GamerGhazi sperg, b& from TV Tropes, hates yuri and "yurifags"
🦊 Furry
Coolperez8 / SkurryTheSkunk / Megadoomable / skurry-pokebooties / Skurry Dasher / Skurry The Gassy Skunk
SFM Animator obsessed with Farting Cub Fetish. God is dead & we killed him. More at 11.
IT'S MA'AM
Playboy model escort now reckless streamer, despised by Reddit, Carterverse Orbiter, Shitty Mom
37 year old manchild who lives with his mom and got cucked at a Bronycon orgy
The lolcow is not only her but people around her, and their decline online (Margaret Pless, etc)
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Mom-cult leader who used to be a McDonald's manager, heard voices and decided to leave family and job to form a cult
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🎨 Artcow
Catherine Liegeois / CathyGraphics3 / KTYGraphics / MeidasGraphics / WinifredPug / HabsGraphicsKty
Clipart thief extraordinaire, almost certainly sleeping with her brother, claims dad molested both her and her brother as children but still loves him
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Creator of TempleOS (formerly LoseThos/sparrowOS)
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Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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Creepy pedo "incel" LOLbertarian Putin and Breivik lovechild.
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creator of "AnimeExpansion", pedophilic fat fetish "artist", ugly neckbeard, anime convention creep
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Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Tiny Cult Left in his Wake
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The biggest TTG fanboy of all time.
Furry Artist who loves guns, dogs, and justice
Abraham Ford Lookalike Woman and Crazy Feminist Harasser with Abuse Fascination
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Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.
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Munchausen's-by-Proxy mom, animal abuser, e-beggar, tugboater in a fantasy world
Lazy-Eyed Litigious Intersection of Loveshies, GG, and Madness; Arrested Fugitive
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Oregon schizophrenic who claimed to have killed multiple governors and the Pope, got attacked by child soldiers and lions daily, dead from rotting leg
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Unmedicated Conspiracy Nut Adult Baby Pedophile Comedian from Oklahoma
Dog-sedating zoosadist, diaper fetishist and junkie ft. husband Chadbla
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Minecraft YouTuber, Attention Whore, Tantrum-throwing Pedophile
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Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. Last channel: filthy churches, Fucking Dead
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Failed e-celeb and diaper enthusiast.
ANTIFA Crossdressing Fetishist Vegan TERF, CryptoFascist, Terrorism Supporter
Kotaku troon writer and game critic
😵💫 Skitzocow
Chukwuemeka Nchekwube / Covertly Drugged / Sid Jackson / James Jackson / Rob Ot / Mec Loc
#1 Martial Artist in the United States with an IQ of 175, Future Jihadi
SJW mayoral candidate; Running on platform of reparations for niggos; Friend of Black Hitler
Oxford Physics PhD gone completely off the rails, targeted individual, a knight in crinkling armour
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Hegemonist, Warlord, Madman
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The "Shame of Sheboygan," a wannabe cop/first responder, with a sprinkle of political scams along the way!
Genderspecial furry with a hateboner for capitalism, still wants your money
🎨 Artcow
Kendra Supinger / Rae / Lovedrool / occultclub / Yandere Satan/Sugar / Ken Ken VNs / Gurokiru
The gross and hilariously bad art of an ugly non-binary girl
Attention-seeking fat cosplay weeb that doesn't bathe. Enjoys dressing up like little girls.
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Angry Youtube Atheist Redneck, Insecure Manchild, Hypocritical Virtue Signaler, Scammer
Intergalactic Policy Wonk, Author, Alien Expert, Man Who looks like the Australian Shitposter Meme
Got a furry convention cancelled over a desire to punch Nazis, banned from FA Forums.
If the missing link was an autistic brownie,Not your Personal Army
Deranged pedophile who decided to jump onto the QAnon train
VentureBeat writer, game journalist for 18 years who can't figure out Cuphead, gay hypnosis fetish
"Shishkaboots!" Bethany Kurrus's Poorly Drawn Poly Tumblr Hipster Comic Approved by Sophie LaBelle
French murrsuiter, cumdumpster, zoophile, Founder of Howlr Furry Dating App
Stalker troon, wants to fuck his sister, /r9k/ reject, Pakistani white supremacist, will piss in your drinks
Failed pretend lawyer, loses shit on regular basis, banned from every court ever (sounds familiar?)
"please unblock me" - Vocal cub fetishist who's blocked everywhere - New AltFurry Recruit
Former Teenage Model and Tech CEO Turned Homeless Conspiracy Theorist
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You guys are alright, don't come to MFF tomorrow.
Delusional Terf/Gender Critical whistleblower, ex-gender critical, self proclaimed “Alpha Trans”
overdramatic Christian altfurry YouTuber, purveyor of clickbait, crusader against porn, lover of pot
Middle aged munchie, pioneer of cancel culture, mad at the internet for 20 years.
British ANTIFA artist and poet laureate, white knight for trannies, spiritually married to Will McKenzie from The Inbetweeners. Incredibly mentally ill and in denial of that fact.
🐮 Lolcow
Austerity Swift / Danny Nissenfeld / D.A. "Flux" Nissenfeld / "Kandi" / manateehare / BunsTeri / Austerity_M / SwiftAusterity
Autistic DID larper with every kink known to man, children's book author, creepy Kindness simp, all-around deviant who destroyed his marriage by trooning out
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👋Hi, Cameron!👋 Florida man high on hallucinogens adopts "female prostitute" persona and teaches children at local high school, report claims.
🎨 Artcow
Alexandra Parisa Molaei / Maxwell Molaei / Pukeymfjones / Sir-Arson / Spoonstim / Tunaa-chan / Marcus / Noah / Lou
Edgy, He-Man Woman-Hater Transman Who Fucked Her Dead Mom's Ashes
Atheist Turned Born Again Christian and SJW, Scammer, Wife Beater
Political activist who managed to enter history through its brown backdoor
#WOKE Soccermom that Warns the World about the Dangers of the Government and Chemtrails
professional niggers / nigger box
Butthurt Memelord sues people for making fun of him, Daddy Derek 2.0
Inflation, Fetishes, Insanity and More
Tulpamancer with over 100 headmates and fictives
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Liar, Murderer, Polyamorous Feminist, Failed Self-Defense Trainer & Youtube Pundit; STOLEN VALOR?
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Micheal Licov / Akariss 'Budget Surtr" Divorce/ Divoriss / Cuckriss / Soul- Lackariss
Cringey cosplayer, literal cuck, former pro Smash player, cheats at children's mobile games to call himself the best F2P player
creator of Brutal Doom, Neo-Nazi, encouraged suicide, banned from many doom forums
"Sociopathic" SoulCreative.org Owners, Dexter's White Knight
Savior of the white race, genocide advocate, anime mind control porn enthusiast.
Flat-Earth YouTuber who harasses schoolchildren, anti-vaxxer, scammer, sexual abuser, arrested for disorderly conduct
ANTIFA college professor who publicly says he wants to kill cops and burn down the white house
Conspiratard, politician, and an atheist who's a mean one, Mr. Grinch
white pride tough guy with a 12 year old girlfriend
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🗑️ Trashfire
4chan /r9k/ poster kills fembot (Brandon Andrew Clark, Bianca Michelle Devins "Oxychan")
Graphic content, not spoilered. Proceed at own risk.
Manic Mormon megalomaniac, armed paragliding owl kicker, Utah's official state lolcow.
🦊 Furry
Edward Barlow / Tenacious / TashkentFox / Tashkara / TenaciousVulpin / Zaroff / Section Leader Shaw
Fascist fatfur. Fond of small animals, assault and enjoying himself too much at public art shows.
black white on the inside loveshy
Owns fake football team, prolific webtraffic purchaser, NPWL Wrestler, camgirl stalker and "brand."
Foxler whiteknight, comprehensively doxed by us, GamerGate sperg, former altfurry, fat ABDL
Autistic rapper, Toronto sperg, public nuissance, the black Chris Chan
Corrupt Wikia admin who believes that Silent Hill is one big circumcision metaphor, adds autistic bullshit into articles as fact, and chimps when it's reverted
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The Background Extra Who Thinks He Has 8 Million Fans
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Weenage Chris Ween, YouTube Sperg, Friend to A-Log and Hirtes
Finnish alcoholic & streamer documenting his life of constant harassment, beatings and arrests
MRA, Self-Appointed GamerGate Spokesman, Revenge Pornographer, Blackmailer
Little boy loving troglodyte with a taste for playing victim and taking peoples money.
😵💫 Skitzocow
The Angelic Initiative / Lynn & Jamie McGonagill / Lightworkers Healing Method / Ocala Equine Healing / ForgetfulDeity
Crazy Floridian women talk to trees about the apocalypse and the afterlife
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Failed Halifax Mass Shooter & Asian Nazi Fetishist. Sentenced to life in jail.
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🦊 Furry
Space Pirate / Fancy Lobster / CuddlyZebesian / Cinox Fellpyre / XanaTarantula / Joshua Howard
Angry internet troll, KiwiFarms member, gay hermaphrodite dragon.
Obnoxious Pants-Shitting Anti-Feminist & GamerGate YouTube Commentator
😵💫 Skitzocow
Jameel Rawls / Jameel Phillip Carlen Rawls / Jameel is Magic / Burger King vs Gang Stalking
LEGENDARY HERO BEATS THE GANGSTALKING PROGRAM (Sponsored by Burger KIng, Have it your way)
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🦊 Furry
Pkrussl / James Parker Russell / hs2012 / voluptuousvenessa / X3non / ItsMochi / OwOWhatsThis
Popufur Youtuber, Cub fetishist, pedo who flashed his balls to minors. Currently getting dunked on because one of his mods is dating a minor
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Leader of the National Alliance. Head of the Cosmo-theist church. Murdoch Murdoch mascot. Doctor No.
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TheGatorGamer's lolicon pedo loving friend
Delusional DC fanboy, pedophile, and cyber-harasser
YouTube Loveshy Conspiracy Theorist and Loser
Film critic, bloviating putz, SJW, toadie, and sexual assault apologist.
💊 Manosphere
Bogie Ison / Nether Beast underground muscle shaman / expanding universe creations / Divergent Consciousness / through the twisting nether
Schizo fitness hippy youtuber, does coffee enemas, eats dirt. Fakes world record lifts. Failed MMA fighter. Cult leader & con artist. Talks to aliens & animals. Part reptilian. Projects onto the astral plane and talks to the dead
he doesn't use the same username when creating different accounts.
Black Supremacist Comic Book Writer, "FILED TO: RACE"
The Sluthate Edgy Emo Eeyore
😵💫 Skitzocow
Christopher Robert Fowler / Black Tea Recluse / Deinarious / Autismerlin / Caffeine Hermit / Reclusive Tulpa / Deine / Dei / Jikken21 / Mad Malkavian
Obese Schizo with a Pinkie Pie Tulpa, 4chan Spammer, ’, ‘Dark Magician’, Raped By Aliens, Q-ANON, Zoophile, Former Otherkin, Make Autism Great Again
Brony & robot combat community pariah, makes cringey YouTube videos.
"I'm not a financial advisor, but..."
🌟 Internet Famous
Brandon Ocampo / AssBurgerRap / ABRmusic & Jacqueline Anderson / Chainsawjack_ / halfjack0212 / JiltedForeverAndEver / HamburglarJ
Amateur YouTube Rapper Turned Pro Women Beater/Accused Rapist and the Battered Golem Who Enables Him
"I did have my 8-9 inch penis out in my home by myself today when I woke" schizo from Fairbank, Iowa
Fashionable Octogenarian, Cult Leader, Bible Burning Super Christian
61 y/o 'Mental Health Counselor', stoner, and wife beater who should probably be a patient instead, gleefully fantasizes about the violent death of Donald Trump, visited by Secret Service on two occasions, and takes cringeworthy half-naked YouTube videos
Mother Of Penis Girl
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Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad
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Voice actor of PaRappa & Knuckles turned wash-up scammer, has "500 million fans", I GOTTA BELIEVE!
DMCA spamming "trans" musician of Starr Mazer DSP fame.
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Child Grooming Pedophile, Inflation Fag, future cat fucker.
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Ex-Mormon Fukushima conspiracy theorist, anti-nuclear crusader, crazy old man
