Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.
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Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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"I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!
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Korean woman gangstalked by the police, microchipped and mind controlled by "P" since 1997, slowly rotting away.
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Basically John Rambo and BJ Blazkowicz combined but as a tranny antifa (trantifa?)
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Neo-Nazi '2024 presidential candidate', advocates for race war, IRL troll fedposter, failed webcomic artist, flew Nazi flag at Bernie speech and after synagogue shooting.
A man from Italy who spends his time thirsting over scammers and posting spergy pictures and videos
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"Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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"Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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sent from my iPhone
Pansexual cuck pedophilia apologist and advocate who fucks the man who fucks his wife
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MtF transtrender extraordinaire, freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger
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Child being abused/sexualized by parents for financial gain and fame.
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Celebrity chef turned "health coach"/ snake-oil dealer running a cult wellness compound in rural NSW, drug addict, conspiracist, activated almonds guy, neo-nazi
Careercow
Jonathan Bishop (Crocels News/Research/Press/Base/Trolling Academy, Dzon Bishop, BonathanJishop)
Droning mentalist, failed politician, pseud, self proclaimed Internet trolling expert.
Iranian sperg who can't get over an edgy character for whole 2 years and counting
"Pop Culture Detective", Cucked hard by Anita Sarkeesian, King Snowflake
Former Pharma Exec, Criminal, Impotent Rageaholic
Artist who’s obsessed with Fanboy & Chum Chum, regularly draws and writes fanfiction about child porn and child abuse
Self-hating black man on a crusade against black women and hair weave
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edgy artfag with a girl boner for chris-chan
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best dancer in the world, public masturbator, Justin Bieber stalker, murdered a woman and diddled a dog
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Violent and very degenerate baby that's a Skinner Simp. Now with 50% more underaged Speds defending her
Litigious, predatory, woman-beating filmmaker & fraudster
SJW Shitposter And Artist and WHERE ARE THE SHIRTS?
Schizoid pedophile who claims Elon Musk called him a monkey, Neuralink conspiracy theorist, targeted individual, likes young Asian boys
A demented drug addicted pornographer's adventures on the "Mad at the Internet" discord server and beyond.
Racist, failed writer, lesbian propagandist
The Most Redneck of Loveshies
Dramacow
Amitabho Chattopadhyay / Amy Chattopadhyay / Hips-chan / leSemenDemon / princessCuck / transmisogyne
Lawsuit-happy transgender immigrant (with a shota wife!)
"Feminine gay trans man" who draws comical gay/trans porn, totally not a fujoshi, CWC fangirl
NO TOUCH TRAUMA BASED MIND CONTROL TORTURE
Wire Fraudster Who Thinks He's the #1 Video Game Theorist in the World
Shit, shota, and diaper fetishist, GamerGhazi sperg, b& from TV Tropes, hates yuri and "yurifags"
IT'S MA'AM
Top Steam achievement hunter and alleged rapist cucked via cheesecake
The lolcow is not only her but people around her, and their decline online (Margaret Pless, etc)
Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend
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Mom-cult leader who used to be a McDonald's manager, heard voices and decided to leave family and job to form a cult
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Artcow
Catherine Liegeois / CathyGraphics3 / KTYGraphics / MeidasGraphics / WinifredPug / HabsGraphicsKty
Clipart thief extraordinaire, almost certainly sleeping with her brother, claims dad molested both her and her brother as children but still loves him
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Creator of TempleOS (formerly LoseThos/sparrowOS)
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Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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Fishy Kickstarter Business and Inventor of the Cybermatrix
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Creepy pedo "incel" LOLbertarian Putin and Breivik lovechild.
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creator of "AnimeExpansion", pedophilic fat fetish "artist", ugly neckbeard, anime convention creep
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Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Tiny Cult Left in his Wake
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The biggest TTG fanboy of all time.
Abraham Ford Lookalike Woman and Crazy Feminist Harasser with Abuse Fascination
Munchausen's-by-Proxy mom, animal abuser, e-beggar, tugboater in a fantasy world
Lazy-Eyed Litigious Intersection of Loveshies, GG, and Madness; Arrested Fugitive
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Oregon schizophrenic who claimed to have killed multiple governors and the Pope, got attacked by child soldiers and lions daily, dead from rotting leg
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Unmedicated Conspiracy Nut Adult Baby Pedophile Comedian from Oklahoma
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Minecraft YouTuber, Attention Whore, Tantrum-throwing Pedophile
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Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. Last channel: filthy churches, Fucking Dead
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The man who believed he was married to Amy rose / And arrested for raping 4 underage girls.
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ANTIFA Crossdressing Fetishist Vegan TERF, CryptoFascist, Terrorism Supporter
Kotaku troon writer and game critic
#1 Martial Artist in the United States with an IQ of 175, Future Jihadi
SJW mayoral candidate; Running on platform of reparations for niggos; Friend of Black Hitler
Oxford Physics PhD gone completely off the rails, targeted individual, a knight in crinkling armour
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Hegemonist, Warlord, Madman
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The "Shame of Sheboygan," a wannabe cop/first responder, with a sprinkle of political scams along the way!
Artcow
Kendra Supinger / Rae / Lovedrool / occultclub / Yandere Satan/Sugar / Ken Ken VNs / Gurokiru
The gross and hilariously bad art of an ugly non-binary girl
greasy, delusional furry porn artist who really hates the meme he created, litigious ANTIFA
Attention-seeking fat cosplay weeb that doesn't bathe. Enjoys dressing up like little girls.
Intergalactic Policy Wonk, Author, Alien Expert, Man Who looks like the Australian Shitposter Meme
Deranged pedophile who decided to jump onto the QAnon train
Roblox machinima creator, also a pedophile on the website
VentureBeat writer, game journalist for 18 years who can't figure out Cuphead, gay hypnosis fetish
"Shishkaboots!" Bethany Kurrus's Poorly Drawn Poly Tumblr Hipster Comic Approved by Sophie LaBelle
Stalker troon, wants to fuck his sister, /r9k/ reject, Pakistani white supremacist, will piss in your drinks
Failed pretend lawyer, loses shit on regular basis, banned from every court ever (sounds familiar?)
