Lolcows

Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.

Lolcows of History

Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Stanchion

Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Spergatory

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/r/incels poster famous for catfishing women and posting encounters. And he's a pedo.
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Shakespeare Conspiracy Theorist
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Epitome of the Bitter Loveshy Syndrome, Missing in Action, Blog's Comments Devolved into Slapfights
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167
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Donny Long's A-log, Stalker, Scammer, Failed Porn Star, Cripple and Trollshielding Asshole
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"He was such a talented young comedian" - Felix "Pewdiepie" Kjellberg
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Leah Albee's partner / batshit snowflake-in-crime, transrace feminista
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A Scam Artist Anti-Vaxxer, his Woo Peddling and LOLSuits
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25
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Male Feminist Commentator, Misogynist, Sounds like John Peel, Friend of Margaret Pless
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Owner of The Universe, the CIA and Great Britain, Kidnapped Professional Scientist and World's Biggest Sunscreen Fan; True and Honest MD Neurochemist
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Conspiracy and religion-obsessed schizo, amateur journalist and photographer, friend of Bob McKim
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YouTube sped and Bernie Sanders fanboy who wants views and no hate comments on his many videos
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Salty SJW White Knight And Libeler of an Anti-Sex Trafficking Organization
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Queer Black Muslim, Wants Tax-Funded Islamic Safe Spaces, Hates KiwiFarms, BTFO by Tucker Carlson
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30
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Artcow, Batshit Christian, Obsessed with Animatronics
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Banned KF member, rape fantasy forum admin, brony, troon, Wiccan reverend, tried running for NSW Parliament
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217
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So far left that he'd be invoking poe's law if he wasn't verified.
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Mentaly handicapped Woman child with a bubble gum fetish and the a logs that fuss about her
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Photographer and schizophrenic victim of worldwide targeting to remove him from society
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Columbine Shooting and Daria Fanboy, Thinks Trolling is Worse than Actual Murder
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559
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BANNED Pizzagate Youtuber, DLive Streamer, Former HuffPo Contributor, Prolific Twitter User, Bitcoin Obsessive
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Autist Artist With A Bionicle Fetish, Trollshields Connor Bible, Creator of Life of an Aspie
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Animal-abusing, cousin-creeping Canadian trailer trash.
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139
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Tranny who was the bassist of a queer band, made SJW memes, committed suicide
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Perverted brony, art thief and obsessive Spike & Pony shipper
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Batshit crazy white supremacist, scammer, and unfit father; admitted to giving his daughter a knife
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Living SEAL copypasta, Sad Puppy, Sci-Fi "Author"
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42
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Autistic schizoid white gay who spews SJW word salad, often committed, claims to be "latinx"
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27
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Virgin with Rage, Clopping Pedofur w/ Macro Fetish, Racist Islamic "Commie", Harasses & Stalks Women
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Mario shipping & SSB sperg, draws like a child, wants his nipples removed, suicidal over GameTheory.
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Literally thinks that Chris makes autistics like him look bad
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Fitness & Seduction Guru, Rational Male (but easily triggered), Contrarian, sells $50 eBook
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Tranny-Hating Nellie Queen, Easily-Triggered Type Sperg, Most Hated Man in The Six
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Creeper who creeps on women around London
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Furry degenerate; lover of dogs, rabid double-poster, possible autist, looks good in a skirt.
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aka Deagle Nation Declassified: Venom Jace Awakens or How Deagle Nation Discombobulated
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234
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25-year-old attention-starved babyfur, transformation fetishist, author, and soon to be doctor?
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11
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Hypocritical spreg of an artist that whines when people point out how toxic they are
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Socking Serial Harasser, Faked Suicide, Wannabe Journo/Musician/KEEMSTAR/Anti-Bully Activist
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8
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The eBay Horrorcow, Stalker, & Con artist
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442
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Midget, Nutritional Expert, Jesus
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Salty Scambaiting Troll, Enemy of Tommy Tooter, Removed from All Communities he has joined
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36
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Vexatious Litigant, Gun Fetishist, Armoured Closet Gay
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crazed SJW who reads too far into a show aimed at kids. (LagoonaBlue PA Target)
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Black PUA Author, Media Reviewer, Ex-Gay, Chris-Chan Orbiter, #Comicsgate Supporter
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Wannabe YouTube star, blamed problems on his ex-landlord, ate himself to death
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Satanic Poet Edgelord, HIV Positive Loon, Numerologist, Stalker of Musician Matthew Koma
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Writer of most of the cringier autism in TV Tropes Pantheon pages.
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conspiracy theorist; drug addict; smeared shit on McDonald's bathroom wall; triggered by Kiwi Farms
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A 27 year old LEGO/ Brony fan living with Autism, and is now a woman.
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Prolific Batshit Christian Conspiratard, Hustler of Counterfeit Merch, Recently Back from the Dead
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Hulex's ex-BF, "SJW Pokemon" pr0n artist, Twitter addict
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Author of brony fanfiction of other fanfiction longer than War and Peace
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Polyamorous Essjay Dubya Cuck, Autism Plus Sperg, Ebegger formerly of Free Thought Blogs
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Tranny zoophile, hates God for killing his dog, suggests therapy for people who dislike zoophilia
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Self-published feminist with a raging hateboner for deadbeat dads
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Shameless E-begging Retired Hooker from Las Vegas, Betrayed by Thomas Wasserberg
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Granny nazi tranny conspiratard, woke on the NWO since 1974
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Erotica Writer, Hill-Shill, SJW, Is only famous for telling everyone she has herpes.
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Beaner rapper dude who makes funny ass vids on YouTube, Juggalos hate him and he's a liar
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Strange, uncomfortably sexual brony YouTuber who makes terrible comic dubs
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Creepy babyfur, angry furry "femboy", mspaint artist
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Georgetown Professor, wannabe Dynastia, professional victim, fake jew.
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Script kiddie, pedophile who is obsessed with PreCure, and has worse acne than Mexican Andy.
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"r/gamerghazi" mod / #gamergate hanger-on / social justice / white savior complex
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Zoosadist, doggy-diddler, pet adoption activist, golf aficionado
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Rebecca's orbiter going insane, tranny bi poly SJW with no filters
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Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist
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Failing brony musician, angery litigious 40 year old, not the next Eddie Van Halen, not a Navy Seal
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Kentosphere Member, Creepy Stalker, and Anime Sperg Who Still Gets Grounded in His 20's
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Former Ralph Retort Contributor, GGRevolt Autist, Sentenced 17 years for murdering his Dad
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Amateur Radio Lolcow $22,000.00 FCC fine affirmed
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Satanist Neckbeard that formed his own cult, sex offender
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A delusional NRx sperg and a sock-happy, tranny-loving autist
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Fat. GamerGate Tabloid Writer, Convicted Felon. Tyrone's Buttslave & KoP's Spurned Lover, Micropenis
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Cartoon Sperg Who's Triggered by Being Called a Mary Sue
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Claims Tom Hanks raped her, went to child spy camp, witnessed Killary eat babies
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Prolific pornographer, sextortionist, child molester, viewed CP "while policing his copyrights"
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There's a new Sonic-obsessed bisexual transwoman in town
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SovCit, Wannabe Lawyer, Self-Employed Appliance Repairman & his Convicted Child Rapist Roommate
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140
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Loli Cub Rule 34 Enthusiast; Tsundere for Scared Sheep; keeps changing his Twitter handle
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195
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Conspiratarded Labour candidate, shit scared of evil rays from electronics, vexatious litigant
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Autistic sonic fan, furfag, friend with alog, youtube pooper and failed videomaker
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Russian Furry Fat Fetish Artist. Pissed away $3k+ a month by doxing the shit out of art thieves
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popufur otherkin fursuiter arrested for possession of child porn, confirmed an hero
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Really mad that his parents cut part of his dick off
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Got himself doxed, Wants KF as his Personal Army, Dr Steve & CWC A-Log, and he was a good friend
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Shitty rapper, serial harasser of British fluff TV.
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paranoid nonsensical vegan, creator of shit videos, shot up YouTube's headquarters.
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The King of Hot Takes, "Anarchist" Defender of the DPRK, Hates the Atheist Community; Podcast Host
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AIDS Denialist, Former AVFM Editor, Arrogant Twitter Drama King, Founder of "Escaping Atheism"
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66
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Systematic Human Genocide via Xenophobic Pastel Equines
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A pedophilic paranoid schizo who only writes in legalese
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"Lyric Poet", Racist, Homophobe, Autistic Boomhauer Impersonator
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220
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Alt-furry leadership and PR Hub. Foxler White Knights &c.
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EX-Furaffinity admin / Maker of "FurryFuel" / Furry Librarian & Fetish Porn Author / socjus
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DA and RationalWiki Loli Pedosperg, Banned from ED, 4chan, etc
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39
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Who knew overthinking a children's show could be this dramatic?
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50
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The wacky, retarded misadventures of an Aussie wackjob and a nutty author, absolute clusterfuck
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Deluded Male Feminist. Sargon of Akkad A-Log. Friends with a Literal Murderer.
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Author of child sex book, autistic jewish furry
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"trans" "latinx" "artist" furry and otherkin really hates if you tweet slurs at him
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142
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Weeboo, Neo-Nazi, 18 Year Old NEET, Stolen Valor, Responsible for three Deaths
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MRA Dipshit/Pedophile Rights Advocate/Believes that Anti-Pedophilia is a femminist plot to kill men.
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Plus-sized adult baby, featured on several TV programs, "anally penitrated and masturbated" by ghost
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"Dating Guru" Scammer with a Persecution Complex, Wants to Enslave Women
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26
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A true story about periods, poop, and discovery of self.
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232
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Angry Kentoverse member who is triggered by intelligent women and college
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361
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Has over 50 videos about Gamestop, CPS visits him regularly, Old Lady took his couch
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Wacky social critic who runs a graphic design firm, high budget ghanaian ugojesse
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Abusive 4chan tripfag that wants to fuck ponies and Pokémon, former GamerGhazi mod, pedophile
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nigger youtube commentator. proof that when you live your life dedicated to lolcows, you become one
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Creator of "Super Seducer" game, Insecure Beta Manchild, Persecution Complex, Abuses the DMCA.
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Toonkriticy2k's Personal Hero &/or Best Friend, Lolicon Fetishist Brony, Formerly Homeless Alt-Furry
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Altfurry wannabe, cub artist tricked into moving to Colorado by Furry Hitler and is now assmad
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Spams about dragons swimming in San Fransisco Bay, has been doing so since 2004-present.
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David Futrelle & Common Filth Radio's Buttbaby. Chronic E-Begger. Taliban Sympathizer.
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Youtube Atheist, "Centrist Liberal" Afraid of the Alt-Right, SJW-in-Denial, Smug Pseudo-Intellectual
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Crazy Fat Ethel 3: Ethel Goes to YouTube, Crazy Canuck Screaming and Getting High in Her Videos
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The Jabba the Hutt of Fat Jamaican Moms and their Drama Channel
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Fuckboy Britbong Musician, Sarah Butts Defense Force, Douchebag; Thinks Cuphead is Racist
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10
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Reluctant Capitalist and Homeless Flag Burner
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816
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Salty trainsperg, autist and tankie who loves to fap to fictional 10 year olds
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"Black" Vidya Journo, Enemy of Lulz; Called Laci Green a Nazi & Compared Cuphead to Blackface
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Diaper Charizard fetishist who lives with his mother in a trailer and is against Potty Training
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Furry artist of Crash Bandicoot Reborn and runner for most obsessive dA fanbase
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145
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Wrong Planet virgin with rage who complains about his penis size and jealous of his step brother
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192
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Fighting the Patriarchy one comic at a time.
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39
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11K
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