Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Conservative Eco Grifter, #Gays4Trump, Concern Troll, Budget Milo Yiannopoulos, GOP Woke-Shield Spun Out of Control
Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter
FAT Goon with Troll's Remorse & Kengle Jr.
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Pro-Zoophilia Activist, beyond-depraved criminal, owner of cryptostorm VPN, snitch, obtuse egomaniac, dead from cancer; He will not be missed.
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King Burt of Lala Land and on the Psychotic meds.
Skitzocow
Daniel Scranton / Planet Star Seeders / Arcturian Council / 4-9th Dimensional Collective / Light of Warriors
Mentally Ill Scamming the Mentally Ill, Space Age Super Friends Cult, Contact Aliens through Dolphin Sex Sounds, Interdimensional Time Warp, New Age, from 5G to 5D, Feat. Bashar
Skitzocow
TheImperialCult / James Harbour / HonorableJudgeHolden / torturedbythecia / BloomingDedalus
Delusional Reddit poster who is "a 100% genuine divinely appointed God-Emperor"
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Fake trillionaire, model, and singer, confirmed stalker with multiple restraining orders, former(?) public school teacher, shitting in drawers; batshit insane
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Lolcow
David Myers / Zöe Myers / Zoetropeexplosion and Amanda Bowman Myers / @SugarCunt / @MoltenCunt / Sugarcuntwrites
nazi metal edgelord wannabe poet who hates trolls
Troll Hunter
Schizophrenic Artist / Singer / Songwriter / Painter / Author / Gangstalking Victim / REPLICANT
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"The Truth of the Great Teachings is the devout digestion of dung." Eating shit to destroy ego.
Autistic Creator of A-Ville (his answer to CWCville) who Likes to Collect Lolcows and Hates KF
Failed Aussie Football player puts on a dress to play in womans league
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Dildo queen, lover of right-sized cocks, Labour women's officer/would-be MP, all-round sex fiend
"Fuck the Moderators," Communist Sperg, Chan Troll
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Extortion, stolen valor, forgeries, lied about cancer, game journo, addict
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"God's only friend"
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Serial Harasser, Unemployed E-Beggar, Sandwich Boy
"Defendant Apt appeared to be in a stupor and was calling himself Jesus Christ."
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1st Amendment auditing tranny, loves the sidewalk
Local Walmart shelf stacker, Yandev A-Log, CWC bootleg
Creator of hilariously bad youtube "movies" and professional fat kid
Literal neckbeard, "smartest 15 year old on reddit", arrested for burglary
Dramacow
Psychic Dashton the Vampire Slayer / Drew Aaron Kuykendall / Dashton Aaron / unicornmushroom / DashtonPsychic
Meth/opioid addict who films his endless arguments with his boyfriend, wannabe psychic and astrologer, frequently in legal trouble
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Angry, Bitter Trollshielding Fat "Activist" with Tons of First World Problems
anti-civilization/technology advocates who are entirely dependent on both.
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Shit-tier Internet Lawyer, C&D over Twitter, Tried Taking ED Down, Uses Law License to Harass
Artist and Pedophile with literal God Complex.
Horrorcow
David Augustus Forester aka Gus Forester & David Forester | 大卫・奥古斯都・福雷斯特，或者是古斯・福雷斯特或大卫・福雷斯特是
#WhiteBoysFuckDogs | An exceptional individual resurrected from Sodom
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Wanna-be actor and musician, pregnacy fetish, tried to take down Power Rangers forum
We Are All POC Now
Diaper-wearing Trump supporter who A-Logs Mario, runs a "Federationa", and makes quality ABDL and hate art
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A real human, exposing the demons in cloned transexual bodies.
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Self-publishing fake scientist and a blight on the herpetological & taxonomic communities
Street Preacher who hates the HOMO (might be homo himself), uses daughter and family to cause drama on the internet and REALLY LOVES JESUS. Also will take the RAINBOW back, also
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Autistic Joe Pesci, incel with chip on his shoulders, stroke survivor
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Owner of "We Hunted The Mammoth" and Supreme White Knight
an author of this masterpiece "Adventures in brainmancing"
Disabled loveshy with a persecution complex and a love of pro wrestling
Pedophile Ween from Mexico, likes Sewer Orgies
Dramacow
Stuff With Scout Fly / Sweece Swooce / @sweeceswooce / Papa Sweece / Justin Washburn / "Scott"
failed, unstable cartoon reviewer, unrepentant asshole who hates his own fans, wannabe cloud rapper
Makes strange short videos of being spaced out in the woods.
Bearded, transformer fetishist
Creepy Token Gay Conservative™, probably a pedophile
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The Chris Chan of the Toy Collecting Community
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Pedophile, hardcore shipper, and webmaster of Bulbagarden
Histrionic, LGBT, Activist, Escort, Who Likes To Display His Tucked Weiner & Has a Long Rap Sheet
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Condescending Junior NHS doc, thin skinned sideshow, Internet defense force for troons and pedos
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Dramacow
Anthony George Halliday / Steven Hayden / Stephanie Hayden / JudicialCat / FlyingLawyer73 / srh2018
Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.
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Catholic priest fucker/Banned from the US for pissing off trannies on the internet/Slavishly supports the Catholic church/Drama queen/Emotional diarrhea
32-year old fictionkin, scat fetish artist, pedophile sex tourist
Wigger, Drug abuser, Gay Pornstar, Self-Help Guru, Rapper and Bodybuilder
Parents of 8 year old drag queen "Lactatia". Sexualizing minors for fun, profit, and asspats
