Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Domestic terrorist, ham radio sperg, self-described hikikomori, confirmed pedophile
Phoney Mormon Simping for an Alleged Little Girl while getting Stung to Death by Bees in "the Middle of Nowhere"
Plus David DeFalco Dark Force Entertainment.
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Ernest Tomlinson / Pnictogen Wing / The Pnictogen System / Chara Dreemurr / Kara Dreamer / monophylos / Chelydros / Undertale LARPer
Unemployed middle-aged Communist furry lunatic troon acid casualty whose headmates include videogame characters and his own dead brother, "Undertale Swapped My Gender"
unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.
Full-time Youtube N.E.E.T. Hates 'Game of Thrones.' Banned Wiki Admin. Wants To Be Game Of Thrones #1 Fan By Attacking Anyone Else Who Likes It.
Without hyperbole, the weirdest thing any lolcow has ever made.
Kluweless former punter for the Minnesota Vikings turned gamergate autist turned regular autist
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David Fowler / Drag Queen Pastor / @imnot3000 / @whenitallwentwrong / @whenitallgoeswrong2.0
Buffalo Bill with a wholesome twist. Florida trash drag queen becomes a "pastor" on Tik Tok where he posts inspirational messages, dance videos, and Bible passages. Surprisingly straight.
21 year old furry roblox play who is a discord pedophile, ran mutable autistic psyops before banning himself from roblox
Noted plushophile, scourge of the 90's furry fandom, featured in Vanity Fair & Salon, "I am a very pee-stinky raccoon"
🦊 Furry
Philip Bower / TPGxZ3NOX / Synthia The Dragoness / Dragon x121 / GHC_Kaioken / SpharinxFoxxo / Dragon_Master12.0 / Empress Sombra
Mentally deranged furfag posing as a lady online, trying to touch the children in between attempted speedruns and sperging on Twitter
Pro doxing bald KF Operative/Gamer loser. Anti-GG, SA goon, sociopath, sex pest, "queer" furry
Former AF General, Former Identity Evropa Leader, now a casual gaming/political streamer, Nick’s arch-nemesis
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Political cartoonist, Commie scum, Anti-semitic conspiratard, Pandering cuck and 3rd world subhuman
🔥 Zoosadist
Bestiality ring of David A. Dieter / Tao Fox / Bodywork Denver / Archimedes Banya Denver
"Furry Patriarch" who groomed a teen to fuck dogs, massage business owner with powerful Russian partners
Racist Republican Gay Diaperfur
💀 Horrorcow
Annacondasin / Anna Jane Clossin / Anna Jane Underwood / ClossinAnna / Alexandra Clossin / Plougshare
Famous Cringe Minecraftian turned porn brainrot/coalburner pedophile with a fetish for incest and animals dying. Surrounded by shit touching A-logs with Kiwi accounts encouraging her to post revenge porn and show it to children.
Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.
Join the most oppressed/holocausted/handsome man in Finland on his quest to find "my size womens" while being pro athlete skateboarder living off youtube aka. working for google
The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
🦊 Furry
John Louis Fredericks II / Jane Louise Fredericks / Hushy / 4lung / cyandogy / Little Dummy Dirtpaws / Gay Aunt Jane
Babyfur Breakcore Pedo (Former) Troon, Accused of Kidnapping a Teen
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Fat Neckbeard, Rabid SJW, Serial Harasser Over Petty Comics Autism, "Not here to sodomize pets", Wants Mexican kids in cages, possible sex pest
😵💫 Skitzocow
Ljupco Jan Steriev / Jan Pawel Lubek / Jan Ljubek / Lary / Gildyshow / Vesa / Projects / BoxingWear / Boxstuf / Books / Wikiheadhunter / "GRP"
Enemy of Wikipedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica, worst chess player ever, terrible singer, convicted felon, arrested over 3 times in 2 years, tried to get ED dropped from Cloudflare
💼 Careercow
Deuandra T. Brown / Deuandra / Detarondadiva / DetaronTV / Detaron Mag / Detaron Pictures / Deuandra Productions Inc / Detaron Records
CEO, Director, Musician, Editor-In-Chief, Actress, Model, Positively Terrible At Everything
🌟 Internet Famous
Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God”
MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer
Autistic Failed actor , Streamer, Delivery boy, CP spammer , Troll , Doxer, Woman Abuser, Harassment Coordinator
🦊 Furry
TABBY / Layne Blakeney / TerrariaChap / 8LayneTech8 / men against haircuts / Cereal Experiments Layne
Schizophrenic zoosadist and paedophile musician. Obessed with Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog to the point he wants to fuck him. Crossdressing AGP femboy.
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Petty Criminal, Autistic Dancer, Terrible Driver and Slightly More Feminine Version of OPL
Entitled party girl whore turned into iconic baby killer legal advisor
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Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99
Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's
ChannelAwesome reject that pirates from his peers
Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.
Ex-Altfurry diaperfur; now grifter trying to copy more successful ventures and failing hilariously
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When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice
Incompetent TTRPG Creator, Filthy Coomer, Chronic Stoner, and Lovecraftian Cult Leader with a Cult of Grognards
Twitter edgelord, star of "TFW No GF" documentary, bringer of intellectual hot takes and excess weight, pedophile defender. Guest starring Logo Daedalus / Cameron Fuller (balding manlet sidekick)
Ex-Kiwi Farms moderator and gore/rape artist turned genderblob, troll's remorse sufferer
😵💫 Skitzocow
Chase / @kase446 / baseychasey / Chaser235 / Zoomerchan1 / Aaron G / Aarongray111 / Aarongray236 / chriscrusader52 / Chrissy Rain / Christian Raineri
30-y/o who behaves like a severely handicapped teenager. Showed up to the forum to defend his Discord Gayops against VTubers. Complete degenerate.
Crazy Lawyer and Failed Politician, Kicked Out of Libertarian Party
"Service dog" user and convicted felon, with a knack for getting into public altercations.
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"I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!
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Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms
Schizocow, Gangstalked by Union Pacific Railroad
Zoosadist who rapes puppies to death
Edgy Nostalgia Critic Fanboy/Knockoff
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Prawst / PartyPrat / pr0stsh0cker / prastshacker / Sterling Prosten Richter and #AdventureCru
A transtrender party animal and his con hotel party clique
Failing Nintendo channel, contrarian, overall asshole, and secret amateur gay pornstar.
Weeaboo Extraordinaire, Lolicon Defender, and Abusive Partner
Australian perennial candidate, misandrist and anti-psychiatry conspiracy theorist
Cured of his Autism, Jewish Catholic, Self-help Extraordinare, Obsessed with Respect, Family-Friendly Groyper, Lazy Eyed Physiognomist, 36- Year- Old Immensely Creepy Nick Sucker, Beardson Guard, Failed Country Singer, Weaponized Autism Incarnate
Malt Liquor Evangelist, Alcoholic, McDonald's Connoisseur, Harasses Random People On The Street
🎨 Artcow
Madd Wienecke / Matthew Paul Wienecke / printerprincess.bsky.social / Stwawbwewymilk / Spiteful Aggy / Unicown Aggy
Plushophile who draws child porn comics with a faithful shield of white knights
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Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory
MrBeast's Former employee, failed comedian, heteroflexible polyamorous he/they-ish Brooklynite, claims to be a socialist but doesn't like it when he had to pay higher taxes when he made 6 figures, but worst of all he never got to be fourth banana.
Lollywood Cow, Failed SA Goon & Autismal Pants-shitter
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🧮BAN COUNTER: Too many🧮 Professional schizoposter, sex pest, lolicon supporter, deathfat. Come watch a crazy person argue politics while swapping sides, topics, and personalities every other sentence!
Supreme Gamer, "the best Nuzlocker in the world", self-diagnosed bipolar brony, defender of e-thots, arrogant wannabe mastermind
Shape-shifting Kippah-wearing Torah Jew turned Catholic incel groyper who wants to deport illegal men and force illegal women to marry Californian incels, running for California governor in 2026, wannabe pop singer.
The Right wing Lovechild of Ben Garrison and Andrew Dobson
Failed Minecraft YouTuber turned failed rapper, HAYTER AVE CRIP, criminal, disrespects gravesites, tried to take credit for Nipsey Hussle's murder, fucked a fat hooker live on YouTube, currently facing 35 years to life in prison for a failed armed robbery
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Shuli Elisheva Zevin / Samantha Elisheva Zerin / Shmuel Azriel Zerin / Samuel Elliot Zerin / CreativeShuli.com / @ShuliElisheva
"Orthodox Jewish" MTF, Yiddish lyricist, amateur Talmud scholar, Shlomo Shekelstein lookalike
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Delusional Shitlord and Doxer of Children with a Cult Fanbase called The Flying Monkeys
Benefit fraud streams his life of booze, gluttony, poverty, and sloth. And it's lush.
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1st Amendment auditing tranny, loves the sidewalk
Pro-Wrestling "journalist" who thrives on trying to end careers, Took money intended for people who do actual work, Drooled all over a girl's arm
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Andrew Howell / Jolly Biscuit / Nubly / Mr. Nubly / John B. Nubly / The Biscuit Man / The Macho Delux / Missy Misdemeanor Elliot / Jolly Johnny
Self Described "Kooky Cannuck". Webcomic Artist With Bizarre 9000 IQ Esoteric Abstract Humor. Absurd Politisperging. Lesbian Tools.
Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.
Whiny self-sabotaging British film reviewer, bald as Prince William, thick as Prince Harry. Welshy made him watch porn. He was not pleased. Accidentally took his mum to a sex flick. SYMBOLISM!1!1!1!
Pornsick Degenerate, Groomed Friend’s Daughter, MGTOW Black Bull, “Muh Dick”, Accelerationist, and Staunch Supporter of Sex-bots, the Artificial Womb and Straight Men Having Sex with Trans Women
BREAKING: Former Flamenco janny and eternal clout chaser wants you to notice him
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Comics legend turned laughingstock, SJW lunatic, Dislikes Asians, Sued for Tortious Interference, King Baby, “The Strong Protect The Weak”
Failing Content Creator, Big Smoke Lookalike, Jarbo Black, "HIT THAT DAMN BUTTON"
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Matt Neubauer / bigwhitedickyum / thegodoftransshedick / bignazidick / ilovegayfemboy / imgonnarapewithmybigwhitedick
Weed-addled bipolar pervert with cannibalism, scat, and pedo fantasies, psych ward frequent flyer, racist chaser of black MTFs, aspiring yeti
Hypocritical socialist who mooches off her sugar daddy
Crab-in-The-Bucket has-been animator currently busy burning every bridge he's ever built
Morbidly obese lightsaber LARPer, diarrhea fondler, low IQ manchild exploited by iDubbbz and Sam Hyde
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Aleks Salazar Abarca / Aluzky / alu_ky / Dog Lover / Yesilovedogs / DogsneedpIeasuretoo / Korkunchy
Zoophilia advocate so fucked in the head even other zoophiles hate him, rapes his customer's dogs, and thinks he's as smart as Einstein
Obese chain smoking goth who stalks lolcows for clout
Makes LGBT SJW Style videos for children, complete with creepy music
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Deceased_Bunny / d3mon_puppy / Feral_Pup / TheMiniatureShark / Harley Ride / Ricardo Alaniz / Ricardo Reuben Zuniga-Alaniz
The Life of A DogRabbit: From the product of a schizophrenic mother to marketing necrophile furry art, Psychonauts and engaging in animal roleplay with his roommates
PcP member once aspiring now failed idea guy and horse fucker
Former moderator living a double life as an autistic furry with an anthropomorphic vehicle fetish
Crazy Bigoted Pastor, Blatant Homophobe, Anti-Everything, Has an Equally Crazy Wife
"Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I want to marry sofia the first!"
Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend
Dysfunctional Creators of The Sarkeesian Effect and their farce on display
Killstream slampig & abortion addict
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Simon Alexander Öhlund / Simon Öhlund / Simon Ölund / SwedishElliotRodger / SWEDISHGOD28
Pedophile and wannabe-rapist. Fucks his cat.
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Casey Morris Hoerth / Len Gilbert / DissidentFurs.com / The Furred Reich / AltFurryDiscord / Telikonol / FurRightDiscord / Furry TMZ
Author of furry erotica involving Nazi war criminals (DOX INSIDE), pedo-zoo enabler
A former 4channer pickme and hypocritical lolicon cat vtuber, who strongly influenced thousands of lolifag vtubers, that infest the net today.
Anti-Feminist Chan Troll, Open Source Code Developer, Pedo Advocate
Autistic, fat latex furry fetishist, enjoyer of cub & feral porn, and blissful contaminator of every community he enters (many)
A legacy tumblr horrorcow whose online footprint spans many platforms.
Extremely Online Milsurp Drama Queen, Chicken Annihilator, Can't Manage Coupons, Combat-free "Expert" on Firefight Gear
old school fat fetish furry lolcow, screeching ANTIFA, secret character in Undertale, Floraverse mod
Nick’s former sidekick, ex-America First Treasurer, now alog against America First
Psycho ex-girlfriends retroactively revoke their consent 5 years later and try to ruin their famous boyfriends' lives!
Egotistical creator of a subpar French cartoon with an unhealthy grudge against a fictional character he created. Basically Andrew Dobson if he was actually successful
Creator of Cry of Fear, Likely a Pedophile, Blames His Predation on Alcohol, Drugs, and Aspergers; Never Grew Out of His Edgy-Phase, Cuts Himself Over Tumblrinas, Cheater, Cuck
Fake "leaker", autistic tranny, popcorn fucker
Raging communist furry, handed out a communist furry manifesto at a furry con, multiple Twitter bans
Kills brain cells on camera. Mentally damaged "philanthropist." Literal glue-eater.
Website used to share and view zoophilia/zoosadist pornography. Infested with pedophiles and minors.
PC drama-hog from Norway known for SJW actions, masquerading as a purple circle
Psychotic 40 year old New Jersey resident holding 15+ year grudges over video games and toys. Liar, crybully, and alt-account hydra. Likes sending dick pics to underage girls and his shit to anyone who slights him.
Disgraced ED Sysop Turned Furry & Drag Queen, Former American Idol Contestant; Sometimes Posts on KF
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Liebermintz / @Lieberm1ntz / Malkmusian / Malkmusianful / Monaural / ServiceMerch / Phillynott / Shane Christopher Smith
Autistic furry musician obsessed with Steven Universe and Kiwi Farms, Has a history in the CWCki and YouChew communities
Womanchild whose Husbando is the Treasure Planet version of John Silver; Rewriting Kingdom Hearts with her Self-Insert for Over a Decade
Serial Killer-Esque, Machete Wielding, Child Chasing, Doll Fucking Incel.
Fingerwagging Cishet Shitlord
A homosexual pedophile Fishtank contestant who made dresses for drag queen children like Queen Lactatia. & Desmond Is Amazing
Rail fan who "fears for his life"
The epic ballad of an exceptional black weeaboo with a broken capslock key. Always getting trolled.
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"RapePaul" Incel Creep and Pick-Up-Autist Extraordinaire, From Incel to Jailcel (formerly on the run)
Minesweeper Online Beginner Pro/Ex-Speedrunner with a "dark secret"
Talk show host who burns all bridges, even with his own wife
Discussion Edition and Now With Less Autism (see the OP)
🦊 Furry
Connor James Markwell / Saoirse / Babyconnor96 / Irishboy96 / saoirse96 / KrinklyKayleigh / LittlestLily / LilLovelyLily
Babyfur that grooms children and doesn't want the Kiwi Farms to notice him
🎭 Dramacow
Brian Joseph Nuckols / Brian Nuckols / Brian "Angeleno" Nuckols / briannuckols13 / Peacenowposcast / Hesitation Media
Pseudo-intellectual faggot, Journalist, Against pedo hunting
Former US Olympic Snowboarder, moved into chasing views on Youtube with increasingly elaborate stunts, culminating in him crashing a plane in the Californian wilderness in the middle of the fire season
THUNDAH FRAM DAN UNDAH
Cult Leader, Streamer, "PURPOSE", Philosopher, Jim Jones 2.0
Right leaning politisperg and Sonic fetish artist with a love for big women and his even bigger sense of self importance. Self proclaimed "villain of the sonic fandom" with hypocritical A-Log tendencies. Possibly a groomer.
"I am Roffles" / Pedophile, Generally Awful Person and Made the Mistake to Piss off Louis Rossmann
Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck
17-year-old furfag who allegedly murdered her parents.
Autistic Baked Alaska hanger-on and Jewish white nationalist meth head wigger with a terminal case of jungle fever who wants everyone to know that just because he had sex with a 13 year-old doesn't mean he's a pedophile.
🌟 Internet Famous
Felix (Aaron?) Lace / Black Pigeon Speaks / BPS / Navyhato / TVShinjuku / TokyoAtomic
Fat Beta Cuck with Yellow Fever, Censorship Loving Hypocrite, Misogynist, Paranoid Conspiratard
Brown paedophile groyper general, #StopTheSteal founder, criminal thief, scammer and bisexual groomer.
🦊 Furry
Mix / Jonathan Michael Butkovsky / Mix Tabal Bouda-Lycaon / Loren Vargo / GhostinaHell / Mayday
"A rare breed of retard." Resident furry schizo banned from conventions for high impact sexual violence.
Center of a never-ending circus of tweaker drama, lied about how much prison time she served, former aspiring "Queen Pin," currently pretending to be in a gang
Lovecraftian MSPaint caricatures of the sektur
MS Paint Artist, Armpit Fetishist, Child Predator who may be apart of a ring of pedophiles
💼 Careercow
Thomas Moulton / Guardbro / Guardbeardia Beardio / Guardbro's Field Desk / Guard / Guardbrosky
A 4chan poster turned failed creative type. Possible pedophile, most definitely a massive loser. May currently be fighting for visitation rights to his step-daughter.
Disingenuous nazifur leader of the Furry Raiders, doxer, lover of dogs, charged with enticing a minor
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LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony
Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater
The last of the TRUE anti-SJWs, one of Sargon's lackeys, "the King of Loli Hill"
Target of America First.
A monarchist intellectual with an insane fetish
Try-hard edgelord Brony, and pedo-apologist-tranny snowflake
Cancerous furfag, /r/yiff creator, pozzer, drama whore who hates ED more than Vordrak.
32 year old registered pedophile and sektur orbiter
"The Tupac of Youtube"
Clout Chasing Liar, Closet Furry, Self-hating Russophobe, Histrionic Corpse defiler with a Victim-complex
Serial tax evader now grifting QAnon devotees, self-proclaimed queen of Canada
Cucked, Ex-anti-SJW, Breadtube Grifter
YouTube Eccentric and Vampire-Obsessed Conspiracy Theorist
Worst furry kinks out there? They're making a game full of them.
Takes Feminist Gamer Critic to a New Level
Rape-centric, guro-loving Patreon art whore
Troon Anituber and Digibro's Bitch
[UPDATED] Dog-Humping Schitzophrenic Furry Nazi Christian Pedo, Another Foxler Whiteknight
🌟 Internet Famous
Rocky Rakoon / @rockyrakoon / @rockynfriends / @flosworld2024 / @pjthepoodle / @koshixoxo / RaymondFox / Yoshing around / Vương Bình Minh
Content farmer that has 4 million subscribers, draws children characters in sexual poses, say its 14+ then promotes NSFW patron to said minor audience, Connected to serval accounts/views that likes depictions of minors, cub porn enjoyer.
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Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn
Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community
Chain-smoking Alcoholic, Racist Degenerate, Welfare Leech, Weilder of the God Rod
Twice convicted pedophile. Mad about his shitty 10yo suit + being a registered sex offender
Some weirdo who was banned in 2017 but got outed as a pedophile in 2022
🌟 Internet Famous
Tegan Rain Sharp / fierce.businesswoman / FBW / Samantha California / Sabbath / Sabbathstd / Goldberg Shacklestein / DanielLarsonTimes
Findom, manipulator, STD soap entrepreneur, Daniel Larson's failed PR handler, Etsy disease merchant, compulsive liar, blackmailer, Discord cult leader, and TikTok ragebaiter turned humiliation fetishist.
UTTP Admin, Emoji Movie fantard, God complex incarnate.
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Runs a cult server dedicated to doxing, blackmail, zoophilia, animal abuse, & grooming minors
Schizo, repeat stalker, clout chaser, criminal, failed streamer, creator of the "timecube" of card games, pervert, fish abuser, possibly dangerous psychotic. Wants to lead his own streaming cult but no one knows who tf he is.
