Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Leech brother of a formerly wealthy radio broadcaster, went on The People's Court to try to combat trolling, accidentally doxed his own gay bar membership
Leftist grifter who reported his boomer father to the Feds, Lolicon Aficionado, Ticking clock to Troondom
The Original Crazy Tranny
Insane Tranny Who Wants to Be Leigh Alexander
Author of Gorilla Mindset, former self-declared Alt-Righter that was too scared by nazis, disbarred attorney, pill pusher, attention whore.
Delusional Failed Pornstar / Rubber Check taking Hooker
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Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / actuallybella1 / AutisticAizen / Blaine Gaven Ross / Jess Ross / Erika Starling
Schizophrenic degenerate who begged for a thread while methy-mouthing all over social media.
Crazy Lawyer and Failed Politician, Kicked Out of Libertarian Party
Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.
Sweaty youtuber with anger issues, Cannibalism Enthusiast
Patriarch of the Crazy Autistic Fairy Headmate Family
Retarded scammer who tries to sue game studios over microtransactions, now disowned by his family with police involvement
Paranoid adult baby artist, enemy of Mister Metokur.
Every single day this man disappoints me a little bit more
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Creator of Social Autopsy and unwitting champion of Gamer Gate
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Schizo tranny incel, "transmaxxing" cult leader, agp extraordinaire, reiko 2.0
Nutty Pedoshielding "Anti-Pedo" Activist, "Gangstalking" Conspiratard, Shill
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Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man
Far-right fraudster and banned investor, charged with numerous felonies, best known for "hipster coffee shops" and attempting to frame Mueller and Democratic candidates
Dramacow
ProtoMagicalGirl / Jaret Ross / Alexis Ross / @PrincessProto / littledrummergirl / littledrummerboy
Tranny Any% All Oppression Points
Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.
Artcow
Luni / Lucas Darend Lee / LucasXyo / XyoArts / Luneon / Lunimation / The Man Behind it All / Frozen Frohman / cyanlucas / tokyopunk
Lolicon. Bisexual. Gambling Addict. Tracer. Bad Coder. Owns a zoomer personal army. Shitty Work Ethics. Huge Weeaboo. Lazy and Unprofessional. Burnt bridges with many artists alike.
Autistic animation obsessed fanboy who thinks he's going to get his dream job at Disney
Hojuruku's Daddy Dom, Ex-Cab Driver, Pants-shitting Homophobe Sperg, ARRESTED FOR IRL HARASSMENT
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Luke McKee / Luke Ledgerd McKee / hojuruku / VGB-OPSEC / StopBoyLover & his dad Geoff McKee
Engaged to Alan Pardew and Wants to Murder Vitriol; Child Porn Distributor, Neo-Nazi, Conspiratard
A crackhead, gay-opper and his elderly, unemployed partner with a fetish for late books. Together they are losing an unloseable lawsuit to the tune of over $1,000,000!
Insane Suicidal Internet Magician, Spammed /cow/, Banned from Wizchan At Least 12 Times
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The Kinkead Family / Dianna Mae Kidd Kinkead / David Neal Kinkead / Autumn Mariana Lez'Chaleureux / Eric Wayne Kinkead / Ellis Franklin Kinkead Jr.
Your new favorite shitshow. Schizo homeless troon, his bipolar stalker mother, resentful edgelord brother, and creepy suicidal father.
Delusional German tranny who believes she's married to a frog goddess, hopes people masturbate to the death of her ex, hangs around minors too much.
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struggling christian clown with a temper
57-year-old mutton dressed as 17-year-old lamb, fighting ageism in the trans community with harassment (incl. inappropriate sexual stuff)
Florida seccesionist and complete fuckup
Bearded grifter of the Manosphere and an actual cuck
Terrible author, terrible person, ruined Internet Archive's online library
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LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony
Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater
Anthropomorphic walrus, self-hating small-dicked fat virgin being groomed by a penis inversion cult
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Comics legend turned laughingstock, SJW lunatic, Dislikes Asians, Sued for Tortious Interference, King Baby, “The Strong Protect The Weak”
Artcow
William D Pearson / WillM3luvTrains / TrainmanWP / TimmyTurnerFan / WillTheArthurandBusterFan5050 / BusterAndCarlRulz5050
Train sperg with a pedophilic piss fetish
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Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself
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Gamer/Pizzagate Attention Whore, Stalked Dodger, Games Journo for The Escapist
Illiterate Pedophile, Consoomerist Hoarder, Schitzophrenia Fueled by Welfare Fraud and Underage Social Media Goblins, on a Lovequest for his Underage Stunnagirl, "Hollywood Superstar" Rap Artist
Professional Victim, Single Mother on Welfare and Bad Credit, Trump A-Logger, Liar
Sci-fi nerd who likes to photograph little girl's undergarments, hated by his family
Edgy incel with an acid attack fetish. Got arrested for creeping out his therapist.
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45th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.
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🧮BAN COUNTER: 6🧮Come see the daily clown show, back every 24 hours after getting banned for tagging the forum's admin!
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Pedo Teacher and Neo-Nazi, Advocate of Child Murder, Secret JewMuslim ANTIFA, A-Logs Null Constantly
The epic ballad of an exceptional black weeaboo with a broken capslock key. Always getting trolled.
Benthelooneys butt buddy; obsessed with drawing children in their underwear and smelling their feet.
A 40+ autistic, parent-hating, Trump-loving, Christian musician and sexual harasser of autists worldwide
Pisses himself for the world to see and wants children to do the same
BLM "activist" and SJW who went apeshit after a guy jokingly told her his name was "Humongous"
Dramacow
ReSwitched: William Hedberg / Hedgeberg, Kate Temkin / KTemkin / Kyle Temkin, Cody Brocious / Daeken
OP's mad that he got banned from their Discord
Loliconnoisseur, always winning.
Old Adult Baby and Muslim Slayer. Depressing as fuck handicapped man and his weird videos
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Inactive
Erica Raelene Gifford / Richard T. Gifford / Sissy Baby Pansy / Pansy Gronski / Pansy Faggotte & Alfred John Schaerffer / "Master Al John"
Geriatric intersectional fetishist pretending to be a three year old girl and his sadistic master
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Deadbeat Mom, Furry Artist, Cucked Disabled Ex-Husband Hard
Pro-Wrestling "journalist" who thrives on trying to end careers, Took money intended for people who do actual work, Drooled all over a girl's arm
57-year-old east Boston stunad with a BTR show and a thin grasp on reality
Wishes the US was a catholic monarchy rants about homosexuals, pretends to be catholic.
Pregnant lady killer, smelly bloody hippie who ingests turpentine, bleach, and his own piss, v. v. salty at loss of woo-peddling YouTube channel
Revolutionary LARPer gone wrong, "medic", gun rights activist, perpetually BTFO
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Political cartoonist, Commie scum, Anti-semitic conspiratard, Pandering cuck and 3rd world subhuman
Thread #2: Return of Douches. NPC Roosh, Hater of Human Female Buttocks & also just Human Females in General.
Unbangable turbo-dyke Karen, leftist SJW feminazi, professional liar, hates white men, former LoL host, current host for the G4TV 2021 Relaunch that's responsible for murdering G4TV's good name bitching over "Sexism in Gaming" that Adam Sessler cucks for.
Full-time Youtube N.E.E.T. Hates 'Game of Thrones.' Banned Wiki Admin. Wants To Be Game Of Thrones #1 Fan By Attacking Anyone Else Who Likes It.
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Dominique "Niqua" Chanel Evans / janedoewithafro / Ikes_Belovedjanedoe / Ikesbeloved_janedoe / Ikes_wife / Ikes-one-and-only
Delusional woman who believes she is married to a Fire Emblem character and believes he is real, obsessed with racism and feeling oppressed, thinks the term "fictional character" is a slur
Minesweeper Online Beginner Pro/Ex-Speedrunner with a "dark secret"
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A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom
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Couch streamer gets banned, begins "THE RESISTANCE" and is "flat-earth agnostic"
Banhappy TvTropes moderator with a god-complex, hates the farms, ultra oldfag from the 90s
Smug SJW flags people he doesn't like as bots, simps for Amber Heard, beefs with LawTube
