Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Malt Liquor Evangelist, Alcoholic, McDonald's Connoisseur, Harasses Random People On The Street
Couch streamer gets banned, begins "THE RESISTANCE" and is "flat-earth agnostic"
🎨 Artcow
Madd Wienecke / Matthew Paul Wienecke / printerprincess.bsky.social / Stwawbwewymilk / Spiteful Aggy / Unicown Aggy
Plushophile who draws child porn comics with a faithful shield of white knights
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Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory
Obsessive Michael Jackson death hoax conspiracy nut. Believes interracial relationships are a conspiracy to keep black women from finding love.
Unbangable turbo-dyke Karen, leftist SJW feminazi, professional liar, hates white men, former LoL host, current host for the G4TV 2021 Relaunch that's responsible for murdering G4TV's good name bitching over "Sexism in Gaming" that Adam Sessler cucks for.
MrBeast's Former employee, failed comedian, heteroflexible polyamorous he/they-ish Brooklynite, claims to be a socialist but doesn't like it when he had to pay higher taxes when he made 6 figures, but worst of all he never got to be fourth banana.
Lollywood Cow, Failed SA Goon & Autismal Pants-shitter
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🧮BAN COUNTER: Too many🧮 Professional schizoposter, sex pest, lolicon supporter, deathfat. Come watch a crazy person argue politics while swapping sides, topics, and personalities every other sentence!
Supreme Gamer, "the best Nuzlocker in the world", self-diagnosed bipolar brony, defender of e-thots, arrogant wannabe mastermind
Shape-shifting Kippah-wearing Torah Jew turned Catholic incel groyper who wants to deport illegal men and force illegal women to marry Californian incels, running for California governor in 2026, wannabe pop singer.
The Right wing Lovechild of Ben Garrison and Andrew Dobson
Failed Minecraft YouTuber turned failed rapper, HAYTER AVE CRIP, criminal, disrespects gravesites, tried to take credit for Nipsey Hussle's murder, fucked a fat hooker live on YouTube, currently facing 35 years to life in prison for a failed armed robbery
💼 Careercow
Shuli Elisheva Zevin / Samantha Elisheva Zerin / Shmuel Azriel Zerin / Samuel Elliot Zerin / CreativeShuli.com / @ShuliElisheva
"Orthodox Jewish" MTF, Yiddish lyricist, amateur Talmud scholar, Shlomo Shekelstein lookalike
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Delusional Shitlord and Doxer of Children with a Cult Fanbase called The Flying Monkeys
Benefit fraud streams his life of booze, gluttony, poverty, and sloth. And it's lush.
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1st Amendment auditing tranny, loves the sidewalk
Pro-Wrestling "journalist" who thrives on trying to end careers, Took money intended for people who do actual work, Drooled all over a girl's arm
🎨 Artcow
Andrew Howell / Jolly Biscuit / Nubly / Mr. Nubly / John B. Nubly / The Biscuit Man / The Macho Delux / Missy Misdemeanor Elliot / Jolly Johnny
Self Described "Kooky Cannuck". Webcomic Artist With Bizarre 9000 IQ Esoteric Abstract Humor. Absurd Politisperging. Lesbian Tools.
Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.
Whiny self-sabotaging British film reviewer, bald as Prince William, thick as Prince Harry. Welshy made him watch porn. He was not pleased. Accidentally took his mum to a sex flick. SYMBOLISM!1!1!1!
Pornsick Degenerate, Groomed Friend’s Daughter, MGTOW Black Bull, “Muh Dick”, Accelerationist, and Staunch Supporter of Sex-bots, the Artificial Womb and Straight Men Having Sex with Trans Women
BREAKING: Former Flamenco janny and eternal clout chaser wants you to notice him
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Comics legend turned laughingstock, SJW lunatic, Dislikes Asians, Sued for Tortious Interference, King Baby, “The Strong Protect The Weak”
Failing Content Creator, Big Smoke Lookalike, Jarbo Black, "HIT THAT DAMN BUTTON"
😵💫 Skitzocow
Matt Neubauer / bigwhitedickyum / thegodoftransshedick / bignazidick / ilovegayfemboy / imgonnarapewithmybigwhitedick
Weed-addled bipolar pervert with cannibalism, scat, and pedo fantasies, psych ward frequent flyer, racist chaser of black MTFs, aspiring yeti
Hypocritical socialist who mooches off her sugar daddy
Insane Runescape streamer now doing Twitch IRL, always gets trolled/swatted, surrounded by thotties and junkies
Crab-in-The-Bucket has-been animator currently busy burning every bridge he's ever built
Morbidly obese lightsaber LARPer, diarrhea fondler, low IQ manchild exploited by iDubbbz and Sam Hyde
The (twice fired) godliest TDS grift on Twitter
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Aleks Salazar Abarca / Aluzky / alu_ky / Dog Lover / Yesilovedogs / DogsneedpIeasuretoo / Korkunchy
Zoophilia advocate so fucked in the head even other zoophiles hate him, rapes his customer's dogs, and thinks he's as smart as Einstein
Obese chain smoking goth who stalks lolcows for clout
Married Nick Rekieta, Failed Wife/Mother/Daughter/Sister/Friend/etc…, “Stay-at-Home Mom”, Trekkie, Pill-Head, Cocaine Addict, Sex Toy Enthusiast, Swinger, Aaron Imholte’s Soulmate, Self-Professed Christian, Dork
Gay Iranian hairdresser, fat, Gunt janny, Godwinson’s butler, bears & otters enthusiast, ex lover of PPP
Convicted Sex Offender, Weeaboo. Now Freed from Prison.
🎭 Dramacow
Marcus Williams / Vahn Dragon / ghostsl52304291 / Eternal Dragonslayer / Groundless Vahn / Zack Kale
Man child with nuclear powered autism and porn addiction, talks to his succubus waifu in his dreams, almost always throwing a fit on social media
Makes LGBT SJW Style videos for children, complete with creepy music
🦊 Furry
Deceased_Bunny / d3mon_puppy / Feral_Pup / TheMiniatureShark / Harley Ride / Ricardo Alaniz / Ricardo Reuben Zuniga-Alaniz
The Life of A DogRabbit: From the product of a schizophrenic mother to marketing necrophile furry art, Psychonauts and engaging in animal roleplay with his roommates
PcP member once aspiring now failed idea guy and horse fucker
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Einshine / ShinePHD / Shine Tachibana / Hikaru Takenouchi / Charles Hikaru Tachibana-Schwingendorf
JVlogger, Aspiring Mangaka, Former Minecraft YouTuber, Alleged Statutory Rapist and Pedophile
Former moderator living a double life as an autistic furry with an anthropomorphic vehicle fetish
Crazy Bigoted Pastor, Blatant Homophobe, Anti-Everything, Has an Equally Crazy Wife
"Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I want to marry sofia the first!"
Retarded puppetsexual TikTok furry: gives the phrase "you're like a brother to me" a whole new meaning
Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend
Dysfunctional Creators of The Sarkeesian Effect and their farce on display
Killstream slampig & abortion addict
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Simon Alexander Öhlund / Simon Öhlund / Simon Ölund / SwedishElliotRodger / SWEDISHGOD28
Pedophile and wannabe-rapist. Fucks his cat.
🦊 Furry
Casey Morris Hoerth / Len Gilbert / DissidentFurs.com / The Furred Reich / AltFurryDiscord / Telikonol / FurRightDiscord / Furry TMZ
Author of furry erotica involving Nazi war criminals (DOX INSIDE), pedo-zoo enabler
A former 4channer pickme and hypocritical lolicon cat vtuber, who strongly influenced thousands of lolifag vtubers, that infest the net today.
Anti-Feminist Chan Troll, Open Source Code Developer, Pedo Advocate
Autistic, fat latex furry fetishist, enjoyer of cub & feral porn, and blissful contaminator of every community he enters (many)
A legacy tumblr horrorcow whose online footprint spans many platforms.
Extremely Online Milsurp Drama Queen, Chicken Annihilator, Can't Manage Coupons, Combat-free "Expert" on Firefight Gear
old school fat fetish furry lolcow, screeching ANTIFA, secret character in Undertale, Floraverse mod
🎭 Dramacow
Xavier Pace / Perfection / TheSuperItachi / Lord Paragon / Lord Perfection / Paragon Perfection / PerfectionSama
Incel Gamer, Infamous Rage Quitter, Wants to Fuck Anime Girls, Messiah Complex and His Fanbase
Nick’s former sidekick, ex-America First Treasurer, now alog against America First
Psycho ex-girlfriends retroactively revoke their consent 5 years later and try to ruin their famous boyfriends' lives!
Egotistical creator of a subpar French cartoon with an unhealthy grudge against a fictional character he created. Basically Andrew Dobson if he was actually successful
Creator of Cry of Fear, Likely a Pedophile, Blames His Predation on Alcohol, Drugs, and Aspergers; Never Grew Out of His Edgy-Phase, Cuts Himself Over Tumblrinas, Cheater, Cuck
Fake "leaker", autistic tranny, popcorn fucker
Raging communist furry, handed out a communist furry manifesto at a furry con, multiple Twitter bans
Kills brain cells on camera. Mentally damaged "philanthropist." Literal glue-eater.
Website used to share and view zoophilia/zoosadist pornography. Infested with pedophiles and minors.
PC drama-hog from Norway known for SJW actions, masquerading as a purple circle
Psychotic 40 year old New Jersey resident holding 15+ year grudges over video games and toys. Liar, crybully, and alt-account hydra. Likes sending dick pics to underage girls and his shit to anyone who slights him.
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Massive stalker, fat creepy tranny, trollshielding at olympic level, attention-whore
Disgraced ED Sysop Turned Furry & Drag Queen, Former American Idol Contestant; Sometimes Posts on KF
🐮 Lolcow
Eric Anthony Davis / noodlez / Woodman / Jod / Bunni / Lily / Mochi / yukionna413 / i_wud_nvrstop_u / porygon2 / ukgk / comfycharlotte
Transgender pedophile 4lung associate who groomed children, threatens suicide, whines about the Kiwi Farms and has a diaper fetish.
🦊 Furry
Liebermintz / @Lieberm1ntz / Malkmusian / Malkmusianful / Monaural / ServiceMerch / Phillynott / Shane Christopher Smith
Autistic furry musician obsessed with Steven Universe and Kiwi Farms, Has a history in the CWCki and YouChew communities
Womanchild whose Husbando is the Treasure Planet version of John Silver; Rewriting Kingdom Hearts with her Self-Insert for Over a Decade
Serial Killer-Esque, Machete Wielding, Child Chasing, Doll Fucking Incel.
Fingerwagging Cishet Shitlord
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Imitation of Hollywood
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A homosexual pedophile Fishtank contestant who made dresses for drag queen children like Queen Lactatia. & Desmond Is Amazing
Rail fan who "fears for his life"
The epic ballad of an exceptional black weeaboo with a broken capslock key. Always getting trolled.
Insane Russian-hating Russian, violent animal abuser, Zoe Quinn whightknight, plans to murder children
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"RapePaul" Incel Creep and Pick-Up-Autist Extraordinaire, From Incel to Jailcel (formerly on the run)
Minesweeper Online Beginner Pro/Ex-Speedrunner with a "dark secret"
Talk show host who burns all bridges, even with his own wife
Discussion Edition and Now With Less Autism (see the OP)
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Connor James Markwell / Saoirse / Babyconnor96 / Irishboy96 / saoirse96 / KrinklyKayleigh / LittlestLily / LilLovelyLily
Babyfur that grooms children and doesn't want the Kiwi Farms to notice him
🎭 Dramacow
Brian Joseph Nuckols / Brian Nuckols / Brian "Angeleno" Nuckols / briannuckols13 / Peacenowposcast / Hesitation Media
Pseudo-intellectual faggot, Journalist, Against pedo hunting
Former US Olympic Snowboarder, moved into chasing views on Youtube with increasingly elaborate stunts, culminating in him crashing a plane in the Californian wilderness in the middle of the fire season
THUNDAH FRAM DAN UNDAH
🎨 Artcow
Luni / Lucas Darend Lee / LucasXyo / XyoArts / Luneon / Lunimation / The Man Behind it All / Frozen Frohman / cyanlucas / tokyopunk
Lolicon. Bisexual. Gambling Addict. Tracer. Bad Coder. Owns a zoomer personal army. Shitty Work Ethics. Huge Weeaboo. Lazy and Unprofessional. Burnt bridges with many artists alike.
Cult Leader, Streamer, "PURPOSE", Philosopher, Jim Jones 2.0
🦊 Furry
Dylan Hafertepen / Dylan Häs / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow / dylanhasdesign
Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths
Right leaning politisperg and Sonic fetish artist with a love for big women and his even bigger sense of self importance. Self proclaimed "villain of the sonic fandom" with hypocritical A-Log tendencies. Possibly a groomer.
🌟 Internet Famous
Karl Damon Smallwood / @KarlSmallwood / Karlswood / FactFiend.com / Big Wangers INC.
That time an Ex-Cracked writer got PTSD from his YouTube comments
Braindead Keffals supporter, egomaniacal clout chaser, utterly humiliated himself on Rekeita's show
"I am Roffles" / Pedophile, Generally Awful Person and Made the Mistake to Piss off Louis Rossmann
Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck
17-year-old furfag who allegedly murdered her parents.
Autistic Baked Alaska hanger-on and Jewish white nationalist meth head wigger with a terminal case of jungle fever who wants everyone to know that just because he had sex with a 13 year-old doesn't mean he's a pedophile.
🌟 Internet Famous
Felix (Aaron?) Lace / Black Pigeon Speaks / BPS / Navyhato / TVShinjuku / TokyoAtomic
Fat Beta Cuck with Yellow Fever, Censorship Loving Hypocrite, Misogynist, Paranoid Conspiratard
13 bans on Wikia
Brown paedophile groyper general, #StopTheSteal founder, criminal thief, scammer and bisexual groomer.
🦊 Furry
Mix / Jonathan Michael Butkovsky / Mix Tabal Bouda-Lycaon / Loren Vargo / GhostinaHell / Mayday
"A rare breed of retard." Resident furry schizo banned from conventions for high impact sexual violence.
Center of a never-ending circus of tweaker drama, lied about how much prison time she served, former aspiring "Queen Pin," currently pretending to be in a gang
Lovecraftian MSPaint caricatures of the sektur
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From Jeopardy Winner to Angriest Man on Twitter
MS Paint Artist, Armpit Fetishist, Child Predator who may be apart of a ring of pedophiles
💼 Careercow
Thomas Moulton / Guardbro / Guardbeardia Beardio / Guardbro's Field Desk / Guard / Guardbrosky
A 4chan poster turned failed creative type. Possible pedophile, most definitely a massive loser. May currently be fighting for visitation rights to his step-daughter.
Disingenuous nazifur leader of the Furry Raiders, doxer, lover of dogs, charged with enticing a minor
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🍽️ حلال
LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony
Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater
🍽️ حلال
Ashley "Ashton" Lynne Coulter / @cantremembernothing / ButtercupSaiyan / watercolorheart / heartnotes3 / glowhips / celestialmew / MidnaPurity
Passive Aggressive, Attention Whoring, Fat 33 Year Old Furry Artist that LARPs as Nonbinary, Writes Incest Powerpuff Girls Fanfics, and Works with a Cub Loving Zoophile
The last of the TRUE anti-SJWs, one of Sargon's lackeys, "the King of Loli Hill"
Target of America First.
A monarchist intellectual with an insane fetish
Try-hard edgelord Brony, and pedo-apologist-tranny snowflake
Cancerous furfag, /r/yiff creator, pozzer, drama whore who hates ED more than Vordrak.
32 year old registered pedophile and sektur orbiter
"The Tupac of Youtube"
Pseudointellectual Irish twink, Nick Fuentes dickrider, friends with Snowflake Gang pedophiles, creepy school shooter phenotype, started #BanTheADL
Clout Chasing Liar, Closet Furry, Self-hating Russophobe, Histrionic Corpse defiler with a Victim-complex
Serial tax evader now grifting QAnon devotees, self-proclaimed queen of Canada
Cucked, Ex-anti-SJW, Breadtube Grifter
YouTube Eccentric and Vampire-Obsessed Conspiracy Theorist
Worst furry kinks out there? They're making a game full of them.
Suicidebaiting, Crotch-bulging, Proud asexual bisexual DJ, Harold Camping of Suicide
Takes Feminist Gamer Critic to a New Level
Rape-centric, guro-loving Patreon art whore
Troon Anituber and Digibro's Bitch
[UPDATED] Dog-Humping Schitzophrenic Furry Nazi Christian Pedo, Another Foxler Whiteknight
🌟 Internet Famous
Rocky Rakoon / @rockyrakoon / @rockynfriends / @flosworld2024 / @pjthepoodle / @koshixoxo / RaymondFox / Yoshing around / Vương Bình Minh
Content farmer that has 4 million subscribers, draws children characters in sexual poses, say its 14+ then promotes NSFW patron to said minor audience, Connected to serval accounts/views that likes depictions of minors, cub porn enjoyer.
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Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn
Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community
Chain-smoking Alcoholic, Racist Degenerate, Welfare Leech, Weilder of the God Rod
Twice convicted pedophile. Mad about his shitty 10yo suit + being a registered sex offender
Some weirdo who was banned in 2017 but got outed as a pedophile in 2022
🌟 Internet Famous
Tegan Rain Sharp / fierce.businesswoman / FBW / Samantha California / Sabbath / Sabbathstd / Goldberg Shacklestein / DanielLarsonTimes
Findom, manipulator, STD soap entrepreneur, Daniel Larson's failed PR handler, Etsy disease merchant, compulsive liar, blackmailer, Discord cult leader, and TikTok ragebaiter turned humiliation fetishist.
UTTP Admin, Emoji Movie fantard, God complex incarnate.
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Runs a cult server dedicated to doxing, blackmail, zoophilia, animal abuse, & grooming minors
scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist
Schizo, repeat stalker, clout chaser, criminal, failed streamer, creator of the "timecube" of card games, pervert, fish abuser, possibly dangerous psychotic. Wants to lead his own streaming cult but no one knows who tf he is.
🦊 Furry
Matthew Joseph Schimmel / Shiro Themian Ulv / Shiro Ulv / Naia Ulv / Naia Okami / wolftherian / Aspen Atrocity Okami
owner of Kinmunity, the person from the famous "on all levels except physical, I am a wolf" clip
49 Year Old Inflatable Fucker, Anthrocon Publications Director, keyboard warrior
Chronically bitchless nutjob NSFW artist and internet tough guy who threatens people if they don't give him attention
Insane Tranny Who Wants to Be Leigh Alexander
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🦊 Furry
Gabriel Sickel / ThisIsGabe / KhordKitty / KhordiKit / Khordz / PianoKat / Xyniroz / Ghörfn / yiffyiff123 / Deborah Kay Butler / Buttercuppedbun
Deadbeat Wannabe-Actor MGTOW Pedo-zoophile - Divorced father of 2 sons. Tried grooming them as infants to be cub furries. Tried to groom a 17yo into sex. Ex-wife cucked him for a pedo. She took the kids. He fucked the family dog. His mom likes horse cock
Fishy Kickstarter Business and Inventor of the Cybermatrix
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Selfshipper turned Real Life Politician Shipper
🌟 Internet Famous
Taaryn Cooper / TaarynIRT / SergeantPebbles / Real Time Studio / Pinata Puppy World / Roblox Galactic Conquest / FNAF In Real Time
See a man make a shitty Maskot horror game while adding a troon robot to his dogshit FNaF 1 Remake, copyright infringement at it's fineness, Midget, Played Fat Kid #1
Enormous Manbaby with family issues. Standing on the grave of AGP. Clickbaiter extraordinaire.
Psychotic furry so caustic he gets banned on every furry website he uses. Defends Kero the Wolf.
🐮 Lolcow
Wrestling Otaku / SeijiStorm10 / Phantomanime Reviews / Fortune 4 Shooters / IWC's Captain Charisma
Overweight wrestling, anime, and sport neckbeard, Incel and MGTOW, Picks internet fights with people who have different wrestling opinions.
A Fat, Queer Russian Artist that pioneered "The tumblr art extremes" who harasses others over fictional female tits
Avian veterinarian that draws eagle porn
DnD Dungeon Master, Twitch Streamer, creator of Verum and Callous Row, alleged sex pest and only 17.8% of his players become his friends.
🦊 Furry
Charles Alexander Berry / Buck Daniel Riley / Toggle the Rat / @onebiggrumpyrat / ExitMouse / Smoochthispooch / huskeyindenial / clunkymunk
Doug Spink's little animal rapist friend
"147 IQ" Cult Leader, Flat Earther, Dinosaur Denier, Self hating Jew
Christ-lovin' nomadic schizo who tweets 24/7 about Sticks, Niggers, Public Urination, Rape, and Megatron.
The problem child of the emulation scene
😵💫 Skitzocow
Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes
LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates
"RAPED BY JESUS", serial harasser, banned from the internet
Professional Con Artist and Conspiracy Theorist Boomer, Called the Police after being Triggered by a Song
YouTube Luxury Goods Celebrity
Chilean chaser, pronouns respecter, block-happy beaner with troll's remorse, Juju and Vito's pet simp. Now runs the HRT Spic Show.
(((Lawyer))) turned Brazilian pimp and world-renowned journalist who likes smoking meth and licking black people's feet. Leaked the NSA files with Snowden.
Transhumanist philosopher being telepathically raped and tortured by Mark Zuckerberg, Isabella Santiago, and stupid niggers.
Necrophiliac zoophile incel
Wants Vic's head and balls, but not his papers; Cucked by a Chicken Sandwich
Previously convicted couple, stolen tips from staff, sent death threats to Dr.Phil and Gordon Ramsay
