Lolcows

Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Lolcows of History

Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Stanchion

Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Spergatory

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Artistic autist and kino musician whose every thought is a randomtxt. Abstract pansexual and virgin with rage, but keeping cheerful.
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387
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White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch
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9K
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2M
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos
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Self-proclaimed “Gore God” of YouTube (subscribe to his Patreon for uncensored gore!), Hot Topic shopper serving "The Most Controversial Commentary." His a-log roams the farms.
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TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms
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1M
Alex Jones Errand Boy, Gullible Conspiratard, Pretentious Hypocrite, MGTOW Sympathizer, Putin Defense Force, (CONFIRMED) Plagiarist Hack Fraud, (Alleged) Drunken Cokehead & Cheater
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The butthurt poke-furfag who cried wolf
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JVlogger, Aspiring Mangaka, Former Minecraft YouTuber, Alleged Statutory Rapist and Pedophile
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161
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113K
Stuttering retard, known for AIM AIM AIM, avid abortionist, tranny and femboy chaser, fighter for an entire 28.89 seconds. Runs a stagnant show with his pet. 🕯️👼🕯️
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10K
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Breadtuber, Male Feminist, Illymation Simp, Little Mermaid Enjoyer, TBYS and Vaush Rival, Whiteknight
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142
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Transgender pedophile 4lung associate who groomed children, threatens suicide, whines about the Kiwi Farms and has a diaper fetish.
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53
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Fat Irish dogfucker obsessed with animation memes, self proclaimed god, pedophile, and zoophile, tried to make a "cult" to worship her, asks her fans to kill their pets for her. Buy her weed, pisschatters.
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161
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22K
Bri'ish VTweeter Tranny Arrested over "Drawings" (Of Pedo/Zoo Content), Spends Hundreds Of Gov Gibs On NSFW Commissions, Former Furry Femboy, Argued On Reddit About Politics, Mentally Ill Anti-Work NEET.
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568
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Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics, Probably a Fed
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Basement Dwelling Weeaboo who makes hilariously bad videos
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281
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Serial police impersonator, convicted felon, sex offender
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589
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"147 IQ" Cult Leader, Flat Earther, Dinosaur Denier, Self hating Jew
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447
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Living SEAL copypasta, Sad Puppy, Sci-Fi "Author"
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44
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Convicted Sex Offender, Weeaboo. Now Freed from Prison.
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620
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Furry Fandom "Comedian" Whose Spotlight is Fading, leader of the "Anthro" fandom
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421
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The Glorious Return of a Legendary Artcow and Spergilicious Psychopath
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962
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Transhumanist philosopher being telepathically raped and tortured by Mark Zuckerberg, Isabella Santiago, and stupid niggers.
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697
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Embodiment of a clout-seeking Zoomer, OnlyFans pimp, harasses random people in public for attention
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578
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97K
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now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit
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A schizophrenic gay (bisexual) black man becomes most beloved Fishtank cast member
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219
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VentureBeat writer, game journalist for 18 years who can't figure out Cuphead, gay hypnosis fetish
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147
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Tit Milking Fetishist/Game Developer
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794
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greasy, delusional furry porn artist who really hates the meme he created, litigious ANTIFA
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282
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94K
Your new favorite shitshow. Schizo homeless troon, his bipolar stalker mother, resentful edgelord brother, and creepy suicidal father.
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285
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61K
Former Howard Stern Stuntboy, former Tonight Show announcer, now an alcoholic thin-skinned political podcaster. “Writer” “Comedian” Substitute Teacher.
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183K
Twitter's premier soy boy Democrat influencer twins. Serial grifters with a 25+-year-long history of Ponzi schemes and other financial crimes.
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375
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54K
Fantano-lite, former(??) drug abuser, picks fights with fans, cried on stream, leads fans to brigade, complains about brigading, chronic Twitter warrior, wigger
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284K
Assblasted Arab manlet "Marxist-Leninist/Eurasianist" streamer, faked being a Kanye West fan to impress Nick
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184
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Unbangable turbo-dyke Karen, leftist SJW feminazi, professional liar, hates white men, former LoL host, current host for the G4TV 2021 Relaunch that's responsible for murdering G4TV's good name bitching over "Sexism in Gaming" that Adam Sessler cucks for.
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639
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Schizoid nuisance emailer, Murder case obsessive, Devout Christian, Devout Muslim, Devout Mormon, Devout Ra Worshipper, Congressional Candidate (Tutz Honeychurch, D-HI)
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13
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926
Tankie grifter, Badbunny simp, obessive loser, Destiny orbiter, self described "Alpha male"
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165
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49K
Jewish-American Troll Arrested for Terrorism, Creator of the Philosophy of Rape Subreddit
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97
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Lolicon. Bisexual. Gambling Addict. Tracer. Bad Coder. Owns a zoomer personal army. Shitty Work Ethics. Huge Weeaboo. Lazy and Unprofessional. Burnt bridges with many artists alike.
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"Wewtawded" Christian Grifter Fishtank Contestant. Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes Fanboy. Chronic Bridge Burner and Flip Flopper. Incompetent Showrunner than Jet Neptune. Gave a Minor Alcohol. Might Had CNC Anal Sex with Summer. Coke Head and Graves Spitter
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164
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23K
A white lesbian larping as colored enacts a harassment, defamation, and stalking campaign against small businesses and their employees, decrying racism
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900
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Convicted defamer, vexatious litigant, actual terrorist, GamerGator, stalker, extortionist (Prosperous Software Consulting Limited)
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1M
Trust fund baby obsessed with a Danganronpa character uses entire forests worth of paper to create increasingly autistic projects
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210
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The egirl obsessed Roblox YouTuber who took a $500 payment to advertise a Discord server owned by com members, got caught, and is still coping about it to this day.
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SJW Shitposter And Artist and WHERE ARE THE SHIRTS?
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Batshit insane otherkin and tranny with a perpetual victim complex, supercharged AGP, and an extreme number of other fetishes - drama whore - dated a pedophile - LARPing as German - fat
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2K
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453K
Lives in mom's basement; famous for being a virgin; Mormon
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Ulcerative colitis patient who A-Logs his doctor. Self proclaimed "large intestine seeker" and radical futurist. Arrested for being a Stalker Child. Living proof that a hurt butt leads to butthurt.
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Gearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.
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fascist sex horses and the insane fanfic writers powering their existance
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psychotic florida man; deranged homosexual; sends dick pics to his dad; sexually threatens his sister; OBSESSED with foreskin; first man to ever be arrested and made homeless due to circumcision
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love child of Terry A. Davis and Francis E. Dec, sick skitzophenic, really loves saying the n-word, /pol/fessor of UCLA
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Pansexual Bipolar Insomniac Youtube Ranter and "My Little Pony" Gore Fanfiction
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213
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Disgraced Comedian, Mentally Ill to the point of worrying his Family, Hypocritical Misogynist, TERF ANTIFA Quasimodo Doppelganger w/ One Ball & Hateboner for GAMERS/Trump/Brexit/Count Dankula; #ThanksGraham
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Where the Dunning-Kreuger effect and clout-chasing collide. An egotistical, pedophilic sex pest and wannabe influencer and rapper who is always trying to act better than his audience. NAH FR DAT WAY
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40
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Troon Communist number 3,615 who interacted with the Trollz
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Fat Minecraft Youtuber with fans that want to torture and rape him and are in denial that he's fat.
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Horrifically overweight, bisexual, racist son of a dead Neo-Nazi who walks around town dressed up as The Joker. Accused rapist and pedophile. Youtuber and chronic sufferer of Trump derangement syndrome.
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98
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Far-right fraudster and banned investor, charged with numerous felonies, best known for "hipster coffee shops" and attempting to frame Mueller and Democratic candidates
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Pedophile VTuber. Greasy Low Effort Tranny Sex Pest. Schizophrenic. Groomed by RezzedNova at Age 17. Sent Inappropriate Messages to Minors. Allegedly Caused His Ex to Commit Suicide. High School Dropout. College eSports Player.
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Roblox's poster-girl with unwarranted self-importance. Innovator of the cancer that is the Roblox Twitter Community. Working with brands to connect with the "Metaverse".
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35
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Manipulator, troll, scapegoating, very paranoid, feral and cub porn artist, clout chaser, impersonator, obsessed over 2008's Cynder the Dragon all because she looks like his 2001 dragon OC, bought Spyro domain names to redirect people, etc.
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Russiaboo LARPerator to NAFO shill to US Army Pilot to Gay Furry with Self-Published Pornography
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56
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"Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female". "I'm 150IQ"
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Chair Force "mommy dom" pedophile zoophile furry troon, cult leader who grooms children into zoophilia, wannabe hypnotherapist fetishist who exploits his clients, chairman of a fraudulent bestiality non-profit
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Pedophile VTuber. Fat Br*tish Tranny. Lolicon Lover. Pedo Defender. Groomer. Suicide Baiter. Self Victimizer. Pathological Liar. Debilitating Stutter. Dated a 17 Year Old at Age 30. Threatens to Physically Harm and Dox Minors. Lolicon Loving Faggot.
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Mad About Other People's Opinions on Chinese Cartoons, Made a Failed Kickstarter
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Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet
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Spergy Leftist YouTuber, Fat Greasy Stoner, Defends Pedos to own the Conservatards, On the Path to 41%.
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Lolicon grifter, attention whore crybaby, victim of snarky snappy, cuck
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Editor-in-Chief of The Daily Stormer, midget nazi with a furry troll army, a lawsuit, and a pedo streak
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Blacklisted from feminization training (wtf?), gangstalking victim, maybe pedo
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Roblox machinima creator, also a pedophile on the website
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Do You Wanna Build A Strawman? (cuckold, creep, and communist who makes a living off of poisoning the well for public discourse.)
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pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.
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Literal neckbeard, "smartest 15 year old on reddit", arrested for burglary
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“fursuiter” and “videomaker” banned from every furry event across several states for constant autistic stalking
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351
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The Megathread for all furry comic book, graphic novel and literature lunacy.
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DA Furfag Autist. Proud FAT Acne Ridden Dominican Woman. Sworn Enemy of @MoeAnguish. Attempted A PA Worse Than Her NSFW Art. Reposts Porn on Tumblr. Enjoyer of Netorare. Former Enjoyer of Futanari. "Fictosexual." Literally Ass-Raped.
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Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist
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Edgy pedo hunting larper with a god complex, fabricates investigations, relies on ChatGPT for legal advice
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From Fun-Hating Fat Feminist to Cuckquean
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Drama whore founder of the Libreboot project, blogged their dick inversion, feuded with Stallman
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The Creator of Ram Ranch With an Inappropriate Interest in His Nephew
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Female Lolicon, Porn Addict, Twitch Thot, Gay Porn Writer and Artist, Chibi Reviews' Top Gal, Grifter
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Furry YouTuber who denies being a furry YouTuber; has a life jacket fetish.
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looksmax.org Moderator, Malformed Intersex Homunculus, DIY Surgeon, Autistic Redditor, Gay Smut Author, Serial Oversharer
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44
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Body Building Youtube Superstar turned Drugged Out Peepee Guru who Drinks Cum for the Health Benefits
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897
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Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.
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Alt-Right, Strongman-Worshipping, McDonalds Addicted Crying MRA Nazi & the Incredible Cuck; Banned From All Social Media for Death Threats. Arrested for Online Rape Threats and Meth. Now Fucking Twinks and Insisting He's Not Gay!
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Groomed bisexual autogynephilic "Transgender Nazi" zoomer. Politically schizophrenic fedposter. Arrested counterprotester. War LARPer. Aggressive VRChat Coomer. Scat Enthusiast. Tried to shoot up a /vrg/ meet. Probable Pedophile. THE RAPED (on Grindr).
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Bi-polar manic poser off his meds, claims to protect and love family- pulled knife out on loving father, touched the poo, wants friendship with Cyraxx, speed ran ruining his life, pink triangle owner after first post, now with extra HOMELESSNESS
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Rightoid grifting network funded by the Kremlin, were the sole live reporters at AFPAC IV. Hired Tim Pool, Lauren Southern, Dave Rubin and others.
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Fatfur Twitch streamer and YouTuber. Failed game developer. Shmorky impersonating pluralist tranny paedophile. House squatting rapist. Right hand man of EPI game developer DragonSnow. Please donate to the apartment fund for the millionth time!
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Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself
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Delusional fat autistic woman dreams of Chad, threatens to sue everyone who slights her
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Former NFL Wide Receiver Turned Total Trainwreck; From "Whole Lotta Money" to Chapter 11 Bankruptcy; #CTESPN
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Accounts dedicated to exposing evildoers in the VTubing community and the drama surrounding them.
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The Internet's Angriest Dog Trainer with 2600+ videos on Youtube, Claims to own a Bigfoot leg.
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137
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Drama Whore, Stupid Dick, Fake Brit, Sellout, Hypocrite
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252
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Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville
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Whiny expat in Thailand who doesn't work
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metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark
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Creepy gore fetishist, arrested and charged for brutally killing hamsters
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Kurt Kalata and friends. Yet another gaming website gone internet crusaders.
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214
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Middle-aged livestreamer who never left his scene phase and married a Thai hooker. Compulsive liar, sex pest, manlet. Walking ATM. Was fellated by a man; not gay.
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OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!
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2M
Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news
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Now also mediating the trademark dispute between aediot and the other ED guys
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391K
Deranged Attention Whore, Homoerotic Provocateur, Nick Fuentes's Boyfriend, Co-Founder of the Cat Nats, a (ironic) fag
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467K
Mouseman, British White Nationalist, Guntguard, Felted by Shitlib Documentarians, Russia & China Shill, Simp for Islamists
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A Barely Literate, Genuinely Retarded, Inflation Fetishist, Horrible AI Musician, Even Worse ChatGPT Game Dev, Master Sockpuppeter, Worst OpSec ever, Suicidal Incel, and Degenerate VRChat Protogen Bisexual Furry Tries PA Requesting The Farms. "MINERS"
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168K
Degenerate diaper-loving furry vlogger. Really wants teenagers to know about his sex life. Harassed smaller YouTubers into deleting unrelated videos that hurt his feelings.
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Violent DCEU actor now missing, fled from the police, housed family while heavily armed, doing a speedrun for the world record in the Waco% category
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Gender Bender and virtual cross-dresser, skin walks as his wife, fetish for teenage girls midriffs and "Saber" from Fate/Stay Night.
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fake feminist, fake tranny, fake veteran. SJW4$. Respect my gender identity or I'll have you fired
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Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.
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380K
Sarkeesian A-Log, Alchoholic Wannabe Chef, Anti-Feminist, Manchild, and his Tons of Anger
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68
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26K
Battered Nick lapdog and sycophant. Spineless coward and chronic liar. Suffers from a severe case of Stockholm’s Syndrome
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48
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11K
Hypocritical art critique drama whore, holier-than-thou YouTuber, failed artist and former tracer, doxed another artist
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483
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Psychotic druggie who latches on to famous people and attempts to ruin their life for publicity
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Youtuber, Viner, Team 10, Former Disney Star, Expert Doxxer
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697K
Author of Gorilla Mindset, former self-declared Alt-Righter that was too scared by nazis, disbarred attorney, pill pusher, attention whore.
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656
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171K
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Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish
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3M
Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor
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858K
Disgraced former journalist, hunter of imaginary Nazis and crippled veterans, smelly jewish shapeshifter, and PissTape-Conspiratard.
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395
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68K
Thin-skinned drama commentator, backstabbing snake, carelessly ruins reputations for clout
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225
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81K
Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll
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1K
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225K
Pedo-zoosadist drawing cub porn and tentacle rape, currently has charges being pressed for raping a man
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18
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4K
Televangelist, Hyper-Grifter, Luxery Jet Aficianado, Prosperity Gospel, Pray the Hurricanes Away, Bernie Madoff of Christianity
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46
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Illiterate Pedophile, Consoomerist Hoarder, Schitzophrenia Fueled by Welfare Fraud and Underage Social Media Goblins, on a Lovequest for his Underage Stunnagirl, "Hollywood Superstar" Rap Artist
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71
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17K
Anorexic IP2 thot shows her saggy tits and berates child cancer patients
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635
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190K
Bizarre furry artist who hates trolls and won't let you forget his name
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821
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162K
SpongeBob obsessed fedora wearing YouTube sperg from Pensacola, Florida
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69
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26K
31-year old wizard vlogger from Colorado
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49
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20K
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How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists
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559K
Sci-fi nerd who likes to photograph little girl's undergarments, hated by his family
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244
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31K
Aspiring rapist, woman beater, God's autistic gift to Tribes 1, Lowtax's biggest fan, Feminists' worst brain-damaged enemy
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7K
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371K
Top Steam achievement hunter and alleged rapist cucked via cheesecake
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52
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23K
Australian Pedophile VTuber With a Multitude of Mental Illnesses. Made a Fetish Tier List. Guarded by 4Chan Jannies. TheGatorGamer's Oshi.
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359
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85K
57-year-old east Boston stunad with a BTR show and a thin grasp on reality
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198
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44K
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Domestic terrorist, ham radio sperg, self-described hikikomori, confirmed pedophile
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149K
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