Lolcows

Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.

Lolcows of History

Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Stanchion

Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Spergatory

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Roblox drama YouTuber that used to be a pedophile hunter but now attacks a pedophile hunter, and his girlfriend who showed porn and gore to minors and wants to rape Jewish boys.
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Single manbaby, angry atheist/anti-feminist Youtuber, attention whore
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686
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157K
The Internet's Angriest Dog Trainer with 2600+ videos on Youtube, Claims to own a Bigfoot leg.
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137
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Jewish-American Troll Arrested for Terrorism, Creator of the Philosophy of Rape Subreddit
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16,000+ hours in Fallout 76, Enthusiast in Discordianism, Infamous in the Fallout and D&D communities, Ran Technosexual he did his wife on, Doxed by pizza.
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Drama Whore, Stupid Dick, Fake Brit, Sellout, Hypocrite
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252
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A white lesbian larping as colored enacts a harassment, defamation, and stalking campaign against small businesses and their employees, decrying racism
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898
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Creator of InkedFur, convicted pedophile, partner-in-crime to Levi Simmons/SnakeThing
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455
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Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression
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6K
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2M
Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville
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9K
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Emperor of the DarkFire Verumites. VTuber Stalker. Pedophile. Lolicon Enjoyer. Mistakes Children for Sex Dolls. Unemployed Autistic Gamer. Self-admitted Gnostic Nonce. Has a Single Testicle. Tranny Chasing Coomer. PA Request Gone Wrong. TOTAL RETARD WAR!
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Founder of #DRAMAALERT and Abusive, Hypocritical Cowardly Online Vigilante
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Agenda-driven armchair lawyer who uses his politically charged videos to push his ideology, but holds the power to kill the Trump administration through lawsuits
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386
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Whiny expat in Thailand who doesn't work
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47
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DeviantArt User ; The Raped ; Emily Nicole Cassidy's Waifu ; Side Character In A Bigger Drama ; Socknigger Hell 2: Electric Boogaloo ; "DeviantArt Troller" ; "Contexualizing Conclusions"
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433
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Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger
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Crazy, Baby Hater, Vegan, Drama Whore, The Keemstar of Bodybuilding Youtubers
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399
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metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark
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Creepy gore fetishist, arrested and charged for brutally killing hamsters
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160
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Commentary Community Drama Part 1: Diaperfag Identity Crisis and Asexual Tranny, Kicking the Nest
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328
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114K
Brazilian politisperg obsessed with postmodernism, DEI, and YouChew. Has over 600,000 porn reblogs on tumblr. Biggest hypocrite on the web. Obsessed faggot. Employed by the Brazilian Government for IT work. Still the same autist a decade later.
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653
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Kurt Kalata and friends. Yet another gaming website gone internet crusaders.
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214
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Middle-aged livestreamer who never left his scene phase and married a Thai hooker. Compulsive liar, sex pest, manlet. Walking ATM. Was fellated by a man; not gay.
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73
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Heabroo / Lolicon / Vocalist / Teenage Pregnancy Advocate / Surrogacy Enjoyer / Pink Triangle Achiever
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75
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OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!
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Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news
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greasy, delusional furry porn artist who really hates the meme he created, litigious ANTIFA
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281
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90K
Now also mediating the trademark dispute between aediot and the other ED guys
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Children's entertainer with NSFW Content and self-proclaimed Journalist owning the Alt-Right through memes
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518
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89K
Fantano-lite, former(??) drug abuser, picks fights with fans, cried on stream, leads fans to brigade, complains about brigading, chronic Twitter warrior, wigger
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279K
Deranged Attention Whore, Homoerotic Provocateur, Nick Fuentes's Boyfriend, Co-Founder of the Cat Nats, a (ironic) fag
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Mouseman, British White Nationalist, Guntguard, Felted by Shitlib Documentarians, Russia & China Shill, Simp for Islamists
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172
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26K
A Barely Literate, Genuinely Retarded, Inflation Fetishist, Horrible AI Musician, Even Worse ChatGPT Game Dev, Master Sockpuppeter, Worst OpSec ever, Suicidal Incel, and Degenerate VRChat Protogen Bisexual Furry Tries PA Requesting The Farms. "MINERS"
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Degenerate diaper-loving furry vlogger. Really wants teenagers to know about his sex life. Harassed smaller YouTubers into deleting unrelated videos that hurt his feelings.
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147
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31K
Violent DCEU actor now missing, fled from the police, housed family while heavily armed, doing a speedrun for the world record in the Waco% category
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Gender Bender and virtual cross-dresser, skin walks as his wife, fetish for teenage girls midriffs and "Saber" from Fate/Stay Night.
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17
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fake feminist, fake tranny, fake veteran. SJW4$. Respect my gender identity or I'll have you fired
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1K
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Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.
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Sarkeesian A-Log, Alchoholic Wannabe Chef, Anti-Feminist, Manchild, and his Tons of Anger
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68
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25K
Tails Voice Actor in Sonic & Tails R with connections to SEGA, ships and Commissioned Sontails, Fucked Ryan Drummond (Sonic VA) in the Voice, and Major Degenerate
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287
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36K
Self-confessed pedophile sadist, forced underage girl to watch child pornography, skiddie turned fed, chronic liar
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2K
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593K
Battered Nick lapdog and sycophant. Spineless coward and chronic liar. Suffers from a severe case of Stockholm’s Syndrome
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48
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10K
Hypocritical art critique drama whore, holier-than-thou YouTuber, failed artist and former tracer, doxed another artist
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483
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103K
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Psychotic druggie who latches on to famous people and attempts to ruin their life for publicity
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983
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Wolfaboos with a love for shitty direct-to-video sequels.
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Youtuber, Viner, Team 10, Former Disney Star, Expert Doxxer
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Author of Gorilla Mindset, former self-declared Alt-Righter that was too scared by nazis, disbarred attorney, pill pusher, attention whore.
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IP2 thot, cutter, attention whore, alcoholic, ex trans, trap, loli, RPing furry. Serial animal abuser, psychotic, cosplay weeb, fights a porn star, born again christian & 4chan /pol/ nazi. Messy room. STINKY & GUNTED. Now with AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDSSS!
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2K
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Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.
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Wanna-be YouTuber who turned a single fluke hit into years of viral life ruination
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Touhou obsessed Canuck madly in love with a fictional maid, (former) Discord Kitten connoisseur, posts photos of plushies online, (fat) e-beggar, harborer of cucks, groomers, and children alike
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Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish
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Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor
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Disgraced former journalist, hunter of imaginary Nazis and crippled veterans, smelly jewish shapeshifter, and PissTape-Conspiratard.
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395
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67K
Thin-skinned drama commentator, backstabbing snake, carelessly ruins reputations for clout
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225
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80K
White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch
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2M
Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll
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Pedo-zoosadist drawing cub porn and tentacle rape, currently has charges being pressed for raping a man
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18
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leftie gaming channel that had two of its members accused of "misconduct" in only 2 months
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783
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256K
Televangelist, Hyper-Grifter, Luxery Jet Aficianado, Prosperity Gospel, Pray the Hurricanes Away, Bernie Madoff of Christianity
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46
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Illiterate Pedophile, Consoomerist Hoarder, Schitzophrenia Fueled by Welfare Fraud and Underage Social Media Goblins, on a Lovequest for his Underage Stunnagirl, "Hollywood Superstar" Rap Artist
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71
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Anorexic IP2 thot shows her saggy tits and berates child cancer patients
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635
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189K
Bizarre furry artist who hates trolls and won't let you forget his name
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161K
SpongeBob obsessed fedora wearing YouTube sperg from Pensacola, Florida
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69
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26K
The Romanian Furry/Brony With a Vore Fetish; Defender of Zoophilia and Pedophilia
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205
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74K
31-year old wizard vlogger from Colorado
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How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists
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Sci-fi nerd who likes to photograph little girl's undergarments, hated by his family
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Aspiring rapist, woman beater, God's autistic gift to Tribes 1, Lowtax's biggest fan, Feminists' worst brain-damaged enemy
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Top Steam achievement hunter and alleged rapist cucked via cheesecake
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Australian Pedophile VTuber With a Multitude of Mental Illnesses. Made a Fetish Tier List. Guarded by 4Chan Jannies. TheGatorGamer's Oshi.
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From #NoChin with 12 year old kid drama to a weird return, currently sweeping it up for a Mexican White Nationalist. Got dunked by Ethan Ralph.
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57-year-old east Boston stunad with a BTR show and a thin grasp on reality
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Got yelled at by his mom for shitting himself live while playing Mafia 3. Jerked off to anime fanfiction read by Obama TTS on stream. Reads lolicon fanfiction. A cautionary tale about giving your autistic child unsupervised internet access.
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Domestic terrorist, ham radio sperg, self-described hikikomori, confirmed pedophile
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Creator of the nortorious Ctrl+Alt+Del webcomic
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235
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Phoney Mormon Simping for an Alleged Little Girl while getting Stung to Death by Bees in "the Middle of Nowhere"
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111
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25K
Plus David DeFalco Dark Force Entertainment.
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188
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Unemployed middle-aged Communist furry lunatic troon acid casualty whose headmates include videogame characters and his own dead brother, "Undertale Swapped My Gender"
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The most autistic and degenerate thread on the site. Fierce torrenting of hentai mass debates. Possibly a pedo, can still pull more viewers than Ralph.
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Full-time Youtube N.E.E.T. Hates 'Game of Thrones.' Banned Wiki Admin. Wants To Be Game Of Thrones #1 Fan By Attacking Anyone Else Who Likes It.
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The man trying to disprove Charlie Kirk's assassination using practical effects. Charlie Kirk is ALIVE and in Agartha.
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Kluweless former punter for the Minnesota Vikings turned gamergate autist turned regular autist
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Buffalo Bill with a wholesome twist. Florida trash drag queen becomes a "pastor" on Tik Tok where he posts inspirational messages, dance videos, and Bible passages. Surprisingly straight.
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101
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21 year old furry roblox play who is a discord pedophile, ran mutable autistic psyops before banning himself from roblox
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PPP's former sidekick/caretaker/shitcleaner turned Alog and Ralph worshipper
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Noted plushophile, scourge of the 90's furry fandom, featured in Vanity Fair & Salon, "I am a very pee-stinky raccoon"
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Mentally deranged furfag posing as a lady online, trying to touch the children in between attempted speedruns and sperging on Twitter
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358
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Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer
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503
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Obsessed middle aged stalker and gayoper who hates Kiwifarms, History of cyber stalking and constant sockpuppeting, Van evader
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30K
What happens when an autistic degenerate nepo baby tries to seize legislative power, the self-proclaimed "Highest Voted Councilor in The History of the Philippines 2022"
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Edgy, Pedo, Tranny Breakcore musician, Abuses stray cats "just to feel something", Sent his asshole to his crush to win her over
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2K
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Pro doxing bald KF Operative/Gamer loser. Anti-GG, SA goon, sociopath, sex pest, "queer" furry
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Former AF General, Former Identity Evropa Leader, now a casual gaming/political streamer, Nick’s arch-nemesis
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Political cartoonist, Commie scum, Anti-semitic conspiratard, Pandering cuck and 3rd world subhuman
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"Furry Patriarch" who groomed a teen to fuck dogs, massage business owner with powerful Russian partners
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Degenerate shotacon Vtuber who commissioned diaper and piss fetish art of his Vtuber model. Currently being protected by Vtubers and their orbiters.
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Famous Cringe Minecraftian turned porn brainrot/coalburner pedophile with a fetish for incest and animals dying. Surrounded by shit touching A-logs with Kiwi accounts encouraging her to post revenge porn and show it to children.
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Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.
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A dating site for furries by furries, from babyfurs to babymamas
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Join the most oppressed/holocausted/handsome man in Finland on his quest to find "my size womens" while being pro athlete skateboarder living off youtube aka. working for google
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The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
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Canada's Shirtless Horror Cow Severe case of yellow fever
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Fat Neckbeard, Rabid SJW, Serial Harasser Over Petty Comics Autism, "Not here to sodomize pets", Wants Mexican kids in cages, possible sex pest
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Enemy of Wikipedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica, worst chess player ever, terrible singer, convicted felon, arrested over 3 times in 2 years, tried to get ED dropped from Cloudflare
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now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit
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Autistic Failed actor , Streamer, Delivery boy, CP spammer , Troll , Doxer, Woman Abuser, Harassment Coordinator
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Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️
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Schizophrenic zoosadist and paedophile musician. Obessed with Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog to the point he wants to fuck him. Crossdressing AGP femboy.
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Petty Criminal, Autistic Dancer, Terrible Driver and Slightly More Feminine Version of OPL
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the condescending internet crybaby extrodinaire
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Entitled party girl whore turned into iconic baby killer legal advisor
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ChannelAwesome reject that pirates from his peers
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Leftist grifter who reported his boomer father to the Feds, Lolicon Aficionado
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Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.
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Homeless schizo who wants to fuck her dead brother/the devil and masturbates in public library bathrooms
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Ex-Altfurry diaperfur; now grifter trying to copy more successful ventures and failing hilariously
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When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice
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Incompetent TTRPG Creator, Filthy Coomer, Chronic Stoner, and Lovecraftian Cult Leader with a Cult of Grognards
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A-logging commentator and writer with a massive hate-boner for Trump.
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Twitter edgelord, star of "TFW No GF" documentary, bringer of intellectual hot takes and excess weight, pedophile defender. Guest starring Logo Daedalus / Cameron Fuller (balding manlet sidekick)
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Ex-Kiwi Farms moderator and gore/rape artist turned genderblob, troll's remorse sufferer
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30-y/o who behaves like a severely handicapped teenager. Showed up to the forum to defend his Discord Gayops against VTubers. Complete degenerate.
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Crazy Lawyer and Failed Politician, Kicked Out of Libertarian Party
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"Service dog" user and convicted felon, with a knack for getting into public altercations.
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"I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!
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Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.
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Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms
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Bumbling Fat Wargames Nerd Lolyer High On His Own Farts
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Fundie Christian mom, turns her daughters into frankendolls with repeated brain surgeries, either MbP or worst case of taking dr's advice ever
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Venezuelan crossdresser known for Dark Souls PVP content married a BPD e-girl VTuber and got cucked. Currently self-deporting.
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Serial police impersonator, convicted felon, sex offender
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586
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129K
Failing Nintendo channel, contrarian, overall asshole, and secret amateur gay pornstar.
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110
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64K
Weeaboo Extraordinaire, Lolicon Defender, and Abusive Partner
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Australian perennial candidate, misandrist and anti-psychiatry conspiracy theorist
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Basement Dwelling Weeaboo who makes hilariously bad videos
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Cured of his Autism, Jewish Catholic, Self-help Extraordinare, Obsessed with Respect, Family-Friendly Groyper, Lazy Eyed Physiognomist, 36- Year- Old Immensely Creepy Nick Sucker, Beardson Guard, Failed Country Singer, Weaponized Autism Incarnate
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Furry commentary faggot with the desire to eat fecal matter. Acts like an absolute coddled drama queen. Tries to get in bed with notorious Zoophiles.
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Professional Nigger
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