Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Kills brain cells on camera. Mentally damaged "philanthropist." Literal glue-eater.
Alex Jones Errand Boy, Gullible Conspiratard, Pretentious Hypocrite, MGTOW Sympathizer, Putin Defense Force, (CONFIRMED) Plagiarist Hack Fraud, (Alleged) Drunken Cokehead & Cheater
Skitzocow
Steve Quest / Montagraph / Roy Warren Marshall / "Dale Ellis Bennett" / "Umbrella Man" / "Elite Rule" / "OctoberReignz" / "ImYourGhost"
Elderly schizophrenic troll with decades of history pretending to be a member of intel communities
Pedophile Web Artist. Edgelord. Alleged Heroin Addict. Drew Porn of His Mother. Charged with Assault with a Deadly Weapon. Legally a "Menace to Society" in Switzerland. TAKE IT EZ BABE!!!
Pansexual Bipolar Insomniac Youtube Ranter and "My Little Pony" Gore Fanfiction
Malt Liquor Evangelist, Alcoholic, McDonald's Connoisseur, Harasses Random People On The Street
Skitzocow
Robert Bouton McDougal / McDougal Bugle / robertmcdougal6640 / themcdougalbugle / RobertBMcDougal
Ulcerative colitis patient who A-Logs his doctor. Self proclaimed "large intestine seeker" and radical futurist. Arrested for being a Stalker Child. Living proof that a hurt butt leads to butthurt.
AVGN Copycat Turned Ghost Doctor
Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat and Simon S. Salty. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102
The Creator of Ram Ranch With an Inappropriate Interest in His Nephew
حلال
ZatLit / BrieLarsonFan2004 !RMdMvD2496 / PunishedZat / CaptZat / CaptainZatara / RozenZatara / ZatLit !ekm3RcpmNs / SylviaHoeksIsMyWife / Zeelover2049
Attention seeking sperg, tripfag, pedophile, furry, brony, schizo
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Wannabe actress who loves smoking weed and pretending to be crazier than she already is. Special guests: lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp
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"RapePaul" Incel Creep and Pick-Up-Autist Extraordinaire, From Incel to Jailcel (formerly on the run)
Unstable Fast Food Reviewer, Repeatedly Banned KF Poster
Without hyperbole, the weirdest thing any lolcow has ever made.
Horrorcow
Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214
Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC
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Failed HIV+ Pornstar, Extortionist, Harasser, Narcissist, and Sociopath; Currently in Jail for Trafficking and fucking animals
Trust fund baby obsessed with a Danganronpa character uses entire forests worth of paper to create increasingly autistic projects
Horrorcow
Hollie Dance / Lisa Pittaway / Ella Carter / Archie Battersbee / Lauren Summers/ Dignity For All / Archie's Army / Spread The Purple Wave
The Mama Nails of Essex, Her Whiteknights, and Her A-Logs
Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck
Convicted child rapist from Augusta, ME, toothless hobo schizocow and attention whore
Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor
Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.
Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos
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How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists
Crazy Bigoted Pastor, Blatant Homophobe, Anti-Everything, Has an Equally Crazy Wife
Commentary Community Drama Part 1: Diaperfag Identity Crisis and Asexual Tranny, Kicking the Nest
creepy furry artist who abused his ex and then stole her character
Geriatric madman blogging his insanity, pestering the public, and stalking a woman. Stephen King killed John Lennon and the U.S. government, Jews, Soviets and everyone else were of course all involved
Lolcow
Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends
"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.
Crazy Ass White Supremacist Preacher, Pedophile, Anti-Semitic Militiacow
Dramacow
Xavier Pace / Perfection / TheSuperItachi / Lord Paragon / Lord Perfection / Paragon Perfection / PerfectionSama
Incel Gamer, Infamous Rage Quitter, Wants to Fuck Anime Girls, Messiah Complex and His Fanbase
Journo Scum
Body Building Youtube Superstar turned Drugged Out Peepee Guru who Drinks Cum for the Health Benefits
Violent DCEU actor now missing, fled from the police, housed family while heavily armed, doing a speedrun for the world record in the Waco% category
Chronically bitchless nutjob NSFW artist and internet tough guy who threatens people if they don't give him attention
NOT AN ARGUMENT
"I am Roffles" / Pedophile, Generally Awful Person and Made the Mistake to Piss off Louis Rossmann
Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned many times on TV Tropes/Wikipedia/Wikia/etc.
How far would you go to live forever?
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Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker
pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.
MS Paint Artist, Armpit Fetishist, Child Predator who may be apart of a ring of pedophiles
Fatass Eagles fanboy, confirmed pedophile, dying of kidney failure
the Adult Baby Pedophile
Makes LGBT SJW Style videos for children, complete with creepy music
Artcow
Madd Wienecke / Matthew Paul Wienecke / printerprincess.bsky.social / Stwawbwewymilk / Spiteful Aggy / Unicown Aggy
Plushophile who draws child porn comics with a faithful shield of white knights
Former NFL Wide Receiver Turned Total Trainwreck; From "Whole Lotta Money" to Chapter 11 Bankruptcy; #CTESPN
Failed bodybuilder, Star Wars enthusiast and massive sperg
The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
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Terrorist
Sam Ambreen / Samina Ambreen Salahuddin / @FridoKala / @SamAmbreenSalah / @SamAmSalahuddin
Muslim apostate, paki, drug addict, far-left extremist, forced fem husband-slave, "raped in womb"
What The Fuck Is Wrong With HIM?
Failing Nintendo channel, contrarian, overall asshole, and secret amateur gay pornstar.
Third Edition: Fear and Loathing of Vagina
Attention-seeking eco-fighters
Phoney Mormon Simping for an Alleged Little Girl while getting Stung to Death by Bees in "the Middle of Nowhere"
Ex-Kiwi Farms moderator and gore/rape artist turned genderblob, troll's remorse sufferer
Skitzocow
Mattolina LLC / Matthew Vega/Williams / Daisy Mario Tech / Dr.Energizer / Matto Vegason / Mighty Matt
OS Developer and Shiet, Black Terry Davis, Game Developer, Mattnoply, Obsessed with Rosalina from Mario Galaxy
Convicted Sex Offender, Weeaboo. Now Freed from Prison.
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Dramacow
Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982
now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit
Discussion Edition and Now With Less Autism (see the OP)
Gearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.
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The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
Alt accounts, bad liar, self admitted pedo. Thread 2, discussion edition (Read OP before you post!)
Disgraced Comedian, Mentally Ill to the point of worrying his Family, Hypocritical Misogynist, TERF ANTIFA Quasimodo Doppelganger w/ One Ball & Hateboner for GAMERS/Trump/Brexit/Count Dankula; #ThanksGraham
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Massive stalker, fat creepy tranny, trollshielding at olympic level, attention-whore
Aspiring rapist, woman beater, God's autistic gift to Tribes 1, Lowtax's biggest fan, Feminists' worst brain-damaged enemy
Dramacow
Marcus Williams / Vahn Dragon / ghostsl52304291 / Eternal Dragonslayer / Groundless Vahn / Zack Kale
Man child with nuclear powered autism and porn addiction, talks to his succubus waifu in his dreams, almost always throwing a fit on social media
Artcow
Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99
Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's
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Skitzocow
Kyle Elias Perez / Foreskin Police / Foreskin Whispers ASMR / ForeskinJesus69 / twinky21boy / happygay8240 / keperez979
psychotic florida man; deranged homosexual; sends dick pics to his dad; sexually threatens his sister; OBSESSED with foreskin; first man to ever be arrested and made homeless due to circumcision
Entitled party girl whore turned into iconic baby killer legal advisor
Pseudo-Intellectual Hipster, Child Pornographer, and All-Around Exceptional Individual
Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville
Lolcow
Wrestling Otaku / SeijiStorm10 / Phantomanime Reviews / Fortune 4 Shooters / IWC's Captain Charisma
Overweight wrestling, anime, and sport neckbeard, Incel and MGTOW, Picks internet fights with people who have different wrestling opinions.
Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids
unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.
Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.
Fake "leaker", autistic tranny, popcorn fucker
Failing Content Creator, Big Smoke Lookalike, Jarbo Black, "HIT THAT DAMN BUTTON"
Mad About Other People's Opinions on Chinese Cartoons, Made a Failed Kickstarter
Whiny self-sabotaging British film reviewer, bald as Prince William, thick as Prince Harry. Welshy made him watch porn. He was not pleased. Accidentally took his mum to a sex flick. SYMBOLISM!1!1!1!
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Former speedrunner tumbling down
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Ljupco Jan Steriev / Jan Pawel Lubek / Jan Ljubek / Lary / Gildyshow / Vesa / Projects / BoxingWear / Boxstuf / Books / Wikiheadhunter / "GRP"
Enemy of Wikipedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica, worst chess player ever, terrible singer, convicted felon, arrested over 3 times in 2 years, tried to get ED dropped from Cloudflare
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Skitzocow
David Fowler / Drag Queen Pastor / @imnot3000 / @whenitallwentwrong / @whenitallgoeswrong2.0
Buffalo Bill with a wholesome twist. Florida trash drag queen becomes a "pastor" on Tik Tok where he posts inspirational messages, dance videos, and Bible passages. Surprisingly straight.
metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark
