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Rudolf's Friend
Which featured lolcow do you think deserves it the least?
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553
Anime Kid With Goggles
Anime Kid With Goggles
MuuMuu Bunnylips
What are you people doing in my yard?
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15
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342
Retink
Retink
Mayor Adam West
What's the craziest relationship you've seen work?
Stories of friends, acquaintances, or others who took extreme measures for love and it paid off
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17
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629
blacksmith tony
blacksmith tony
Cold Root Beer
  • Solved
Why do light theme users exist?
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13
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458
Doppelmonger
Doppelmonger
Gorgar
Can you convince Chinese journalists that I shot Shinzo Abe?
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5
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271
theshitposter
theshitposter
Breadbassket
What would KiwiFarms be like if the Autistic Thunderdome never existed?
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19
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583
get_ur_gamon
get_ur_gamon
SandyCat
Are the bees in my backyard free?
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13
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420
Aunt Carol
Aunt Carol
mister meaner
  • Solved
Kiwi farms: the movie has just released. What role do you play? What roles do other kiwis play?
2 3
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40
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998
Wormy
Wormy
Skitarii
  • Solved
Should I build a fusion reactor in my garage?
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4
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260
Skitarii
Skitarii
King Fructose
Should we have a sad reaction sticker?
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4
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389
Smug Chuckler
Smug Chuckler
crows in guns
  • Solved
I hate japanese people but want to fuck japanese women
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9
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490
Shidoen
Shidoen
Colon capital V
What was the 100k thread?
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1
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333
Character from a movie
Character from a movie
PipTheAlchemist
If Kiwi Farms was an actual physical place, what would it be?
2 3
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54
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2K
topsikrets
topsikrets
TroonsDid911
Has Furry become the equivalent of 1980s gay?
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13
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607
Simony
Simony
Ronnie McNutt
why do people think my car was made in germany?
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12
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467
The Magnificence
The Magnificence
William
Is it disingenuous to stop watching a TV show because you didn't like the first episode?
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12
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318
Flatline
Flatline
Gorgar
What’s your favorite Tibetan tradition?
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12
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532
Elbow Greased Strength
Elbow Greased Strength
Breadbassket
Do you ever get tired of every scandal in the world having "-gate" as a suffix?
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11
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490
JULAY
JULAY
Turd Cow
  • Solved
How did Anthony from Linus Tech Tips get so fat?
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5
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791
AGuntyPaajet
AGuntyPaajet
wry wrangler
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Why do school zones have lower speed limits?
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6
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383
Pholidota
Pholidota
Daddy's Little Kitten
How can I become a Somalian pirate if I'm not Somalian?
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6
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389
Shidoen
Shidoen
Larkin N Likin
  • Solved
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
2
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23
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601
Sundae
Sundae
Colon capital V
Does Kiwi Farms make you a schizo?
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5
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372
Certified_Autist
Certified_Autist
Grub
Have you ever needed help screwing in a lightbulb?
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3
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227
Alligator Alcatraz
Alligator Alcatraz
Sicklick
  • Solved
Will Elon Musk save the internet?
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9
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882
Wormy
Wormy
Autistsforuganda2
Is DSP getting better?
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8
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339
Johnny Salami
Johnny Salami
Saint Agustin
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Guys, I'm kinda drunk, so AMA?
... what could go wrong?
2
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27
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540
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
Johnny Salami
Which lolcow is built for BBC?
2
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24
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1K
Glowie Hunter Art Bell
Glowie Hunter Art Bell
Testacles Maximus
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Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
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3
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241
Alligator Alcatraz
Alligator Alcatraz
mister meaner
What is the logical conclusion to come to when reading Mayor Adam West’s questions
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16
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522
Mayor Adam West
Mayor Adam West
mister meaner
Would you rather only associate with enablers or pessimists
One will doubt everything you say, and the others will circle jerk everything you say
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9
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450
mister meaner
mister meaner
Turd Cow
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How will Linus Tech Tips fap to asian porn now?
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5
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846
Turd Cow
Turd Cow
A Gay Retard
  • Solved
What’s in your pockets right now
And in which pocket
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15
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410
Saint Agustin
Saint Agustin
Gorgar
What if your ancestor showed up and told you to have sex? Would that be proof that Five Nights at Freddy’s real?
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6
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339
Mayor Adam West
Mayor Adam West
and 17 others
Why is it okay to give cats catnip but its not okay to feed dogs cocaine?
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8
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281
Flatline
Flatline
Mr. Bung
Why is it such a social sin for women to be seen in the same outfit more than once?
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3
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219
Pony! Hugger of People
Pony! Hugger of People
Spedman
What if Joe Biden was a Republican?
Something that popped up in my mind when Biden won.
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17
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998
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
Napoleon Bonerfart
If I'm a maggot-burger
then why don't you just EAT ME?
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2
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271
Skitarii
Skitarii
Skitarii
Who would win?
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5
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300
Retink
Retink
Wine em Dine em 69 em
About that July 4th mass shooting in Richmond that was thwarted?
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6
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587
Skitarii
Skitarii
Colon capital V
Does Rick Sanchez support Trans Rights?
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13
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524
MoonMare
MoonMare
SandyCat
What is Obama's last name?
2
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25
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804
Emily Cassidy
Emily Cassidy
Mayor Adam West
How fucked am I if I go like 50 hours without sleeping?
2 3
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40
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1K
Gimmick Account
Gimmick Account
Rome's rightful successor
How long until KiwiFarms Gets to 100,000 members?
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6
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384
My Name is Mud
My Name is Mud
Bob's Vagene
Would you let Tommy Tooter finger your butthole if it saved a dog from having its butthole fingered?
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6
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291
Pruto
Pruto
Valstrax
Dealing with jaw stiffness and other things after wisdom teeth surgery
2
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26
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599
Chandelier
Chandelier
Gorgar
Why do people say that they are dripping when they have amazing clothes?
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8
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435
mister meaner
mister meaner
Mariposa Electrique
  • Solved
What Would You Find At A Bulldager Carnival?
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1
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207
Skitarii
Skitarii
Aunt Marge
How would you describe your ideal lolcow?
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9
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357
Ronnie McNutt
Ronnie McNutt
Mayor Adam West
Can I walk into a bank and get help?
Genuine Question from stupid man
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19
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443
Alligator Alcatraz
Alligator Alcatraz
Cat tit bingo
Why cant i sort lolcows by asshole.
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4
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374
Alligator Alcatraz
Alligator Alcatraz
NekoRightsActivist
  • Solved
Can neko submit to God? If "yes", then how would it be? Will the neko identify have any affection on it?
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9
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443
mister meaner
mister meaner
Gunty King
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How to discuss internet privacy with a family member without coming across as a weirdo/criminal?
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13
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421
PipTheAlchemist
PipTheAlchemist
Quantum Diabetes
  • Solved
What stickers are you putting in your retard helmet?
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10
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401
Synthetic Smug
Synthetic Smug
Skitarii
What would you do if your son asked you what Sonic was?
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19
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459
PipTheAlchemist
PipTheAlchemist
X
which celebrities would be considered chads?
2
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22
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805
PipTheAlchemist
PipTheAlchemist
SandyCat
Did you rock and stone today?
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5
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297
PipTheAlchemist
PipTheAlchemist
Phil The Thrill
Why does the "horrifying" sticker look like a dumbbell?
Or a barbell for manlets
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10
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608
PipTheAlchemist
PipTheAlchemist
Blobby's Murder Knife
Tomorrow morning you wake up a Minion. What do?
2
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22
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838
PipTheAlchemist
PipTheAlchemist
Blobby's Murder Knife
Thanks Obama
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8
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388
NekoRightsActivist
NekoRightsActivist
Gorgar
Go online and find me a clock, the one with the most amount of votes by tomorrow @ 3:16 will be the one I will get. Can you do that?
2
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39
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1K
Chocolate Wombat
Chocolate Wombat
Alex Hogendorp
What happens if you get drunk and get an endorphin rush at the same time?
Is it twice as amazing.
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2
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189
Elbow Greased Strength
Elbow Greased Strength
NekoRightsActivist
What happened to the splinter site?
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8
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462
A Gay Retard
A Gay Retard
Retink
Where's the weirdest place you've heard Kiwi Farms mentioned?
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11
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556
Retink
Retink
Larkin N Likin
Does someone need a hug?
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10
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358
Whatevermancer
Whatevermancer
William
What's with all the "What if KiwiFarms existed in x time?" threads?
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9
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378
Fetish Roulette
Fetish Roulette
Character from a movie
How are you going to celebrate once Kiwi Farms reaches the 100k threads?
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8
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358
Manimal House
Manimal House
ICametoLurk
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Luke, did I ever tell you about Jar-Jar Binks?
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9
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445
DumbDude42
DumbDude42
Oni and Only
Can you prove that you replied to this thread?
If someone goes back in time and erases your parents, your proof is invalidated.
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3
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277
BanquetMegaBowl
BanquetMegaBowl
mister meaner
Why are troons so shit at picking names?
Especially MtFs
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15
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840
Mariposa Electrique
Mariposa Electrique
Simony
Why should I convert to Islam?
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15
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602
Amphotericin B
Amphotericin B
Skitarii
  • Solved
Do you own a pakimakura?
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4
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388
Dr. Henry Armitage
Dr. Henry Armitage
Obi Wan Kenobi
  • Solved
Mohammad Rajab Wali
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10
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439
The Lawgiver
The Lawgiver
Ronnie McNutt
If the Kiwi Farms was a thing during 6969, what would be the most active lolcow thread?
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6
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320
Skitarii
Skitarii
NekoRightsActivist
Seriously WTF is short-sightedness/myopia?
How's that even real?
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14
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436
murph
murph
Zero Day Defense
Which Kiwi is the second most autistic?
2
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26
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1K
AMERIMUTT1776
AMERIMUTT1776
Scarlett Johansson
If Kiwifarms was a thing during Woodstock, which lolcow pages would be the most active?
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7
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432
AMERIMUTT1776
AMERIMUTT1776
Scarlett Johansson
If Kiwifarms was a thing during any feudal era in Japan, what would be the most active lolcow thread?
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4
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299
Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
Retink
Who is the best waifu?
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14
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380
Zoomer Cringelord
Zoomer Cringelord
Rome's rightful successor
Your a time traveling Benito Mussolini and see this, what do you do?
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13
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382
Chocolate Wombat
Chocolate Wombat
Napoleon Bonerfart
If you still think that God is real
then answer me this one question
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11
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310
I hate children?
I hate children?
BanquetMegaBowl
Attention all Kiwi farms users
This is not a drill
2
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22
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628
Just A Butt
Just A Butt
NekoRightsActivist
Would you let a kawaii neko vaccinate you?
The Vaccineko UwU
2 3 4 5 6
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117
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3K
NekoRightsActivist
NekoRightsActivist
Overcast
If Kiwi Farms was a thing during the times of the Old Testament, which threads would be most active?
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14
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355
Retink
Retink
Wine em Dine em 69 em
If things was a lolcow thread in future what would bc the kiwi farms be?
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3
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194
thyme
thyme
AMHOLIO
  • Solved
Who do I ask for genuine advice on dealing with friends in crisis?
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13
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408
AMHOLIO
AMHOLIO
Larkin N Likin
  • Solved
👌 Does Lightyear's Failure End Disney's LGBTQ+ Plans?
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6
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481
winterfag
winterfag
mister meaner
Would you choose, water over wine?
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7
Views
284
Meat Target
Meat Target
Alligator Alcatraz
How are you enjoying your summer so far?
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7
Views
279
Meat Target
Meat Target
Skitarii
How will you cope with your parents' death?
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4
Views
316
Chi-com Soldier
Chi-com Soldier
Agent Abe Caprine
Would you eat the Frank's Red Hot ice cream?
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2
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206
Chocolate Wombat
Chocolate Wombat
SandyCat
Why is the "smart cast" feature on devices even a thing?
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14
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331
Retink
Retink
Scarlett Johansson
If Kiwifarms was a thing in the 1990's, which lolcow pages would be the most active?
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5
Views
374
Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
SandyCat
Why are April to July users the worst newfags?
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8
Views
261
AMHOLIO
AMHOLIO
L
  • Solved
Women of the Farms: *tips my hat*
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9
Views
425
Ultrapenguin
Ultrapenguin
mister meaner
  • Solved
Why does my life only actively worsen when I use this website
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9
Views
337
Dongle
Dongle
Zinc1257
top ramen or maruchan?
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11
Views
303
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
Have you praised Uranus today?
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1
Views
148
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
Mayor Adam West
How to not get mugged?
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10
Views
450
Mayor Adam West
Mayor Adam West
ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday
Do you realistically think we'll ever have a mars colony?
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16
Views
281
ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday
ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday
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