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If someone poops themselves wearing a gstring does it like cut the doodoo in half?

Answers: 8

Views: 342

Jul 1, 2022

Alex Hogendorp

How many kiwifarms members would it take to kill a space marine?

Answers: 17

Views: 563

Jul 1, 2022

Milwaukee Macho Man

Could Jack Scalfani Be Nick Fuentes's Personal Chef?

Answers: 1

Views: 455

Jul 1, 2022

SNEED.EXE

Who's the next lolcow to get their own subforum?

Answers: 3

Views: 232

Jul 1, 2022

Kenya Jones

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Why aren't there any sculptures or statues of people fucking?

Answers: 11

Views: 443

Jul 1, 2022

Samson Pumpkin Jr.

What if we put our beds together in Minecraft? 😳

Answers: 15

Views: 503

Jul 1, 2022

IAmNotAlpharius

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Just who the hell do you think you are?

Answers: 13

Views: 294

Jul 1, 2022

Samson Pumpkin Jr.

Would user @SandyCat make a good power bottom?

Answers: 6

Views: 287

Jul 1, 2022

SandyCat

Which kiwifarms members are a lolcow in the making?

2

Answers: 31

Views: 1K

Jul 1, 2022

NOT Sword Fighter Super

Where are the white people in Nickelodeon's Avatar: The Last Airbender?

Answers: 17

Views: 561

Jul 1, 2022

Zeke Von Genbu

What's your longest streak without losing The Game?

Answers: 5

Views: 241

Jul 1, 2022

kūhaku

How do I "troll" people?

Answers: 18

Views: 575

Jul 1, 2022

Fascist Frederick

Look out behind you! Ha, gotcha! Did I scare you?

Answers: 11

Views: 265

Jul 1, 2022

Piss Clam

How is everyoen doing?

Answers: 7

Views: 329

Jul 1, 2022

Wine em Dine em 69 em

👌 How did being “cunty” become cool in the queer community?

Answers: 6

Views: 342

Jul 1, 2022

Amphotericin B

What happens if you name your child Allabd?

Abdullah

Answers: 6

Views: 351

Jul 1, 2022

Samson Pumpkin Jr.

somedays I just log on to see if anyones died

Answers: 8

Views: 337

Jul 1, 2022

CreamyHerman’s

How would you redefine a vagina?

Answers: 12

Views: 308

Jul 1, 2022

Amphotericin B

Why are the jews so fucking autistic?

Answers: 15

Views: 629

Jul 1, 2022

Stan

What upcoming entry in the law repeal cinematic universe are you most hyped for?

Answers: 3

Views: 248

Jul 1, 2022

Peanut Butter in Peril

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Is nofap a meme or does it work?

The Coomer Anonymous Helpline

2

Answers: 32

Views: 3K

Jul 1, 2022

Stan

What’s the coolest thing you own?

Answers: 19

Views: 400

Jul 1, 2022

Stan

Would users @SandyCat and @NekoRightsActivist make a good power couple?

2

Answers: 22

Views: 555

Jul 1, 2022

mister meaner

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Answers: 8

Views: 318

Jul 1, 2022

Neurotypical Mantis

Is Null literally Hitler?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 758

Jul 1, 2022

Retink

is the america fuck yeah style returning for the special occasion?

Answers: 5

Views: 232

Jul 1, 2022

cybertoaster

Why do they say to not compare apples to oranges?

Answers: 5

Views: 248

Jul 1, 2022

Skitarii

👌 Is ‘Gays against Groomers’ the new Libs of TikTok?

Answers: 3

Views: 409

Jun 30, 2022

Father's daughter

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What board will host the special 100k thread?

Answers: 2

Views: 226

Jun 30, 2022

Alligator Alcatraz

What would you put on the Kiwifarms pizza?

Answers: 19

Views: 506

Jun 30, 2022

Alligator Alcatraz

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What happens if you follow someone here, do you see every time they like something or just their profile posts?

Answers: 8

Views: 267

Jun 30, 2022

Stabmaster Arson

Why no polls

Answers: 4

Views: 263

Jun 30, 2022

Chocolate Wombat

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Can you post a video that will make me laugh?

Answers: 2

Views: 212

Jun 30, 2022

Chocolate Wombat

If You Punch A Priest in the Testicles, What Prize Do You Get?

Answers: 7

Views: 279

Jun 30, 2022

SCSI

How to troll a fandom?

Answers: 13

Views: 472

Jun 30, 2022

Gig Bucking Fun

If reddit is so great, why isn't there a bluedit?

Answers: 2

Views: 267

Jun 30, 2022

King Fructose

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URGENT!!!!!! LIFE OR DEATH MATTER!!!!!!!

Answers: 8

Views: 634

Jun 30, 2022

The Mass Shooter Ron Soye

How many gallons of Hawaiian fruit punch can you fit inside your colon?

Answers: 10

Views: 336

Jun 30, 2022

A-Stump

Null invited you to a shady strip club to talk. What does he tell you?

2

Answers: 36

Views: 1K

Jun 30, 2022

ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday

How does strongbad type with gloves?

Answers: 6

Views: 281

Jun 30, 2022

Red Hood

What ever happened to @Xenarthran ?

Answers: 4

Views: 341

Jun 30, 2022

Epic Fail Man

Most overrated pop culture book (series)?

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Views: 549

Jun 30, 2022

Tragi-Chan

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What's with the Jew Magic Talisman in the Site's Footer?

Answers: 8

Views: 491

Jun 30, 2022

Wine em Dine em 69 em

Would BTS have been a glam metal band if they were around during the 90's?

Answers: 2

Views: 228

Jun 30, 2022

GrammaNazi

Can I sleep on your lap?

Answers: 6

Views: 264

Jun 30, 2022

William

Tell me good news about Hong Kong

Answers: 1

Views: 222

Jun 30, 2022

Beautiful Border

Which traumatized 14 year old girl would you want to bang?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 713

Jun 30, 2022

Johnny Salami

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What's the worst form of English?

2 3

Answers: 48

Views: 2K

Jun 30, 2022

Begemot

B

Should fat people use they/them pronouns?

Answers: 8

Views: 407

Jun 29, 2022

Testacles Maximus

Was obama based?

Answers: 4

Views: 322

Jun 29, 2022

Xolanite

Can you guys pretend that I posted something that would reduce your social credit score?

Answers: 9

Views: 255

Jun 29, 2022

Wintersun

How do I win back my cat?

Answers: 18

Views: 721

Jun 29, 2022

NekoRightsActivist

Solved

Why is A&N's "one word ban rule" constantly broken?

Can people not read?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 687

Jun 29, 2022

Flea Man Marbles

[THIS HAS BEEN SEIZED BY THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY]

Answers: 7

Views: 530

Jun 29, 2022

MoffAlbert

Aren't manlets just superior?

Answers: 13

Views: 679

Jun 29, 2022

Skitarii

Are bodybuilders the ultimate centrists?

Answers: 10

Views: 403

Jun 29, 2022

Skitarii

If the GOP were banned, what would fill the vaccuum?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 641

Jun 29, 2022

Cavalier Cipolla

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Who do you call when you find an alien?

Answers: 17

Views: 448

Jun 29, 2022

Cavalier Cipolla

What would you do if Null showed up at your house?

2 3

Answers: 51

Views: 2K

Jun 29, 2022

Cavalier Cipolla

Why you suck so much fucking cake?

Answers: 1

Views: 169

Jun 29, 2022

SandyCat

Could you beat your dad in a fight?

2

Answers: 30

Views: 762

Jun 29, 2022

Obi Wan Kenobi

How do I win back my car?

Answers: 1

Views: 179

Jun 29, 2022

Coolio55

how do i find a bitch at the bar to fuck?

2

Answers: 31

Views: 1K

Jun 29, 2022

BelUwUga

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Can you go to YouTube, type a media franchise, add the word "ASMR," and post anything weird here?

Answers: 11

Views: 478

Jun 29, 2022

Agent Abe Caprine

If Null Was Cut in Half and Had to Be Attached to an Lolcow to Survive, Which One Would It Be?

Answers: 11

Views: 436

Jun 29, 2022

Associate Rick

Is there or would there be any value in creating a map of all the places Lolcows are from/live?

I call them "Lollines".

Answers: 8

Views: 417

Jun 29, 2022

Toasted Midnights in June

Should ralph box nikocado?

Answers: 11

Views: 335

Jun 29, 2022

Akashic Retard

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Why do zoomers act like niggers?

Answers: 19

Views: 1K

Jun 29, 2022

PipTheAlchemist

Should I make a twitter account called "Nigs of TikTok" where I post videos of niggers acting gay?

Answers: 17

Views: 464

Jun 29, 2022

PipTheAlchemist

Would you rather be related to ezra miller or elaine miller?

Answers: 4

Views: 476

Jun 29, 2022

PipTheAlchemist

Why did people in the 90's dress up like fetish models?

Answers: 19

Views: 543

Jun 29, 2022

PipTheAlchemist

If your parents raised a lolcow of your choosing from birth, would they still turn up fucked?

Answers: 7

Views: 262

Jun 29, 2022

PipTheAlchemist

Why did null turn to the dark side?

Answers: 11

Views: 557

Jun 29, 2022

Miller

Would Qui-Gon Jinn have supported the CIS?

Answers: 5

Views: 423

Jun 29, 2022

Retink

Solved

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Answers: 15

Views: 516

Jun 29, 2022

Broseph

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Who is most likely to say the N word? Beavis, or Butt-head?

Answers: 11

Views: 691

Jun 29, 2022

Mariposa Electrique

Would you consider “touch grass” an instant lose condition in a debate/argument?

Answers: 13

Views: 514

Jun 28, 2022

Alligator Alcatraz

Will you help me crowdfund an exorcist to remove the manichaeist seal at the bottom of KF?

Answers: 4

Views: 333

Jun 28, 2022

Irrational Exuberance

What's the seal at the bottom of the KF homepage supposed to represent?

Answers: 10

Views: 503

Jun 28, 2022

Chocolate Wombat

If drugs bad, why feel good?

Answers: 14

Views: 530

Jun 28, 2022

Caesare

What happens when I give you these letters?: GAGEEEDEFEFDGECADG

Answers: 10

Views: 500

Jun 28, 2022

Gorgar

why are women so mad about not being able to kill babies anymore?

Answers: 17

Views: 448

Jun 28, 2022

Dr. Henry Armitage

Can I submit a personal navy request?

Answers: 5

Views: 258

Jun 28, 2022

Law

How do you create a riddle?

Answers: 11

Views: 368

Jun 28, 2022

AMHOLIO

If every human unknowingly became sterile, how long would it take before they start to notice?

Answers: 10

Views: 482

Jun 28, 2022

Moths

Solved

How do I level up my power level?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 808

Jun 28, 2022

Tism the Return

If life is an edgy joke told by God, how funny is it on a scale of one to ten?

Answers: 6

Views: 333

Jun 28, 2022

theshitposter

Scenario - If every person on earth have their reproductive systems completely defective.

If every men and women have sperm and egg amount of a 1000 year old mummy.

Answers: 6

Views: 365

Jun 28, 2022

Ronnie McNutt

How hot are you?

2

Answers: 24

Views: 627

Jun 28, 2022

Akashic Retard

Who would you swap lives with and why?

Answers: 9

Views: 350

Jun 28, 2022

Ronnie McNutt

What is the end goal of LGBTQAnon?

Answers: 7

Views: 425

Jun 28, 2022

Ronnie McNutt

Solved

Best Futurama joke?

Answers: 14

Views: 436

Jun 28, 2022

Poppavalyim Andropoff

👌 Why are transphobes so transphobic?

Answers: 13

Views: 652

Jun 28, 2022

Brahma

it is even HOT outside!

Answers: 14

Views: 530

Jun 28, 2022

Certified_Autist

If you could unban or remonetize anyone for Youtube, who would it be?

Answers: 5

Views: 295

Jun 28, 2022

PaulBearer

Do you think there will be a global economic recession in the next 12 months?

Answers: 6

Views: 350

Jun 27, 2022

mario if smoke weed

Why does authority always win?

Answers: 7

Views: 378

Jun 27, 2022

Alligator Alcatraz

What will happen when Kiwi Farms reaches the 100k threads?

Answers: 6

Views: 279

Jun 27, 2022

Character from a movie

Why isn't the Republican Party banned?

Answers: 6

Views: 364

Jun 27, 2022

Shidoen

What was the first R-rated movie you snuck into?

Answers: 14

Views: 439

Jun 27, 2022

Skitarii

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