random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[UncleTusky]

I started following some dogfuckers on Twitter, and so it comes with the insinuation that I'm a dogfucker too.

Let me put it like this: If I was a dogfucker then the last thing I'd want is people either knowing or suspecting that at all. I'm secure in knowing I'm not, and clicking a fucking heart on a social media post doesn't change that

From a former DarkSydePhil mod in the shitting street thread.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I think God created us and saw we would end up doing shit like this and decided to abandon us like a retarded baby in a dumpster.

 

[Meat Target]

First the trannies, now the Jews. Will Just Kidding Rowling's reign of terror ever end?

Eeyore's Epstein Island Misadventures"

 

[NoReturn]

He can't just blindly sit on chairs, they may have dildos attached to the seats. Dastardly trannies

 

[BirdBeeper]

"Everybody scratches their ass then sniffs their fingers."

I'm reaching the point to where I'm both bored but also wondering if this will one day be on a Discovery ID crime show wherein the gimmick is extremely obese women kill their skinny boyfriends.

It's ok if you like women who openly shit themselves, eat their snot, don't brush their teeth.

 

[SCSI]

Vaccine enters the body via blood, which all goes through which organ?

The phallus?

 

[Tard Police]

Who gives a shit what some prostitute turned even bigger prostitute says?

>A literal whore with e-celeb status calling others ugly
nigger

I'm ugly but I'm not a thief or a prostitute.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I seriously worry about those alpacas.

Instead we have friggin Artax here purposely submitting itself to the Swamp of Sadness rather than be used as Labelle's prop.

 

[IKOL]

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

10 out of 10.

 

[Blackhole]

10 out of 10.

that's a copypasta retard.

That would be completely retarded. Which means he's probably going to do it.

 

[IKOL]

that's a copypasta retard.

... And?

 

[Blackhole]

... And?

and ur a faggot

 

[IKOL]

and ur a faggot

Please write this as my quote of choise on my grave that be adressed toward people keep living after me, thanks.

 

[Meat Target]

I am a free American, and I will jack off when I choose to, not when The Man™ tells me to.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

bit creamy too, tasty, maybe a bit of tangerine but tastes more like apples

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Technically it's not child pornography if the baby's penis isn't hard.

 

[Meat Target]

"Cut off my dick, or the rest of my body gets it!"

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

He went from Twitter tranny to Kiwi janny all thanks to one post! How inspirational

To be fair, The last time he listened to someone called Kevin he ended up cutting his dick off.

 

[SCSI]

Fire just makes furry cum stickier, sweetie....

Yeah yeah those pesky Chinese are mining asteroids and are going to invade us with their advanced flying saucers any moment now, but here is how space dilators are a good thing.

 

[Mr Bunny]

You laugh now. But Furry Astrology will replace the Catholic Church.